Chapter 90: Kneeling and licking the slave's toes
More than 1,000 years ago, the Zhenguan Tang Dynasty was a great country, and under the governance of Li Shimin, ancient China's economy, culture and politics were thriving. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
However, the imperial examination in this period is also very interesting, Zhou Ru once read in historical classics, there is a rule in the Tang Dynasty that the selection of officials through the imperial examination in the Tang Dynasty is called face-to-face.
The meaning is very simple, if you want to be an official, you must first look at your face, and you will only be hired if you pass the test, and if you don't pass the test, then I'm sorry, I will send you two words -- ugly refusal.
Therefore, in Li Shimin's court, all civil officials are handsome and handsome Oba, we don't know if the legs are long, and the appearance must be quite high.
It can be seen that the great "Tian Khan" attaches great importance to appearance, not to mention Zhou Ru, a young man.
Now, when an ugly man grabbed him by the collar and spitted on him, Zhou Ruye's heart collapsed.
There is a saying that it is not wrong for people to be ugly, and it is your fault to be scary.
The baby is scared by you, how to compensate for this mental damage?
"Dearγγγγγ Kiss the mouth, oops, people are ashamed. β
Shame on your grandma's legs, look at your sausage mouth, meow, and dare to kiss the master, the master will give you a face.
Zhou Ru felt the need to give this deflated three facelifts, so he was too lazy to talk nonsense with the thin bamboo pole, and directly twisted his arm with one hand, kicked him in the face, and kicked him in the face, the forty-two straw sandals were not big or small, just covering the ugly face of the thin bamboo pole.
"Poof... Ahh
The thin bamboo pole felt a pain in his face, and then a strong force struck, and before he could react, the other person was already flying in the air, screaming and bleeding from the nose.
The pain was accompanied by the soreness of the eye sockets, which made the thin bamboo pole uncomfortably roll left and right, dead and alive.
A few little deflated people next to him were stunned, and then they became angry.
"Youγγγγγ You dare to hit Brother Li, the second master, let the old pig go and kill him!"
A fat man, with a nose ring, snorted and stared at his red eyes, shouting, stepping forward with a fist, and slamming Zhou Ru was beaten.
The same is true of the remaining two little deflated threes, their fists clenched, and their eyes glared at Zhou Ruis fiercely, like two wild wolves who had been hungry for more than ten days, and they couldn't wait to pounce on Zhou Ru and bite Zhou Ru to pieces.
"Slut, engage in a sneak attack, the second master, don't hesitate, let the little ones beat him hard, let him know how existence our Takamaru Society is!"
The black mole man who was holding a paper fan narrowed his eyes, and his yin owl gaze swept over Zhou Ruis without speaking.
His cultivation is two levels higher than his dog's leg, and his aura has already turned into reality, and he has entered the realm of half-step foundation building, and his natural vision is so much higher.
As soon as Zhou Ru made a move, the black mole man already knew in his heart that this guy who moved his woman was not good at stubble.
"However, even if you are not a good stubble, the slave family will let you kneel and lick the slave's toes. There are some people in this world that you can't touch, you know? Silly fork!" The folding fan in the black mole man's hand opened violently with a bang, and gently fanned it in the direction of Zhou Ruyi, his face was so cold that there was no trace of emotion: "Sharpen the slave family, don't keep your hands!"
"Gotcha, you're going to see it!"
The fat man shook his arms, led the two little deflated three, and rushed towards Zhou Ruis with a cruel smile.
As the second leader, the black mole man stared at Zhou Ruis tightly, he had to find out what Zhou Ruyi's tricks were, otherwise wouldn't his three little followers be cannon fodder for nothing?
"Wow!"
The three of them scolded in their mouths, and rushed up in one go.
Pinching fists, sweeping kicks, raising knees, attacking like a tide, when the head is down, all of them are covered on Zhou Ruyi's head.
Zhou Ru is as immobile as a mountain, and with a sweep of his eyes, he can see through the number of three deflated roads.
"One Qi Cultivation Nine Layers, two Qi Cultivation Eight Layers, tsk, what a great majesty! β
The corners of Zhou Ru's mouth grinned, stretched out his hands and snapped, three crisp sounds, accompanied by three terrible screams, wrapped in six bloody front teeth, flying in the air.
Under Zhou Ruyi's 'invincible face slapper', the menacing little villains didn't even survive three moves, and the people fell back, with three muffled sounds, and all of them fell into dog-gnawed mud.
"Wowγγγγγγ β
Blood gushed out, and the fat man, who was slightly stronger, stared at Zhou Ruis in horror in his eyes, his mouth trembled, and he muttered: "Half-step foundation building~" The fat head tilted and fainted.
This made Zhou Ru is handsome face dark, and his expression was a little ugly.
Paralysis, fainting, fainting, why do you want to say Lao Tzu's cultivation, you pretend that Lao Tzu is the seventh layer of Qi training, slap your face at the next level, and let Lao Tzu pretend to be a B quietly, you will die?
I won't die!I'll be dizzy!Alas!I'm so melancholy~
Zhou Ru said that he was happy, and he used a half-step foundation to fight the eighth or ninth layers of Qi training, just like a college student beating a primary school student, without a trace of pleasure, so boring to say~
So, the black mole man with the same realm as me, you come here, stretch your face well, hey, stretch your neck forward, and try to perfectly expose the entire side face under the palm of the master, so that the master will be a little happier, ahhh
iescaping (escape), meow, the slave family is not stupid, three palms beep the slave family's three subordinates, it's really scary.
The slave family asked themselves if they couldn't do it, ahh
The man with the black mole slipped away in a panic, and cold sweat flowed down his forehead, as if it was raining.
He really didn't expect that he would find a killer just to find a slut, and took a closer look at the roughness of his true qi when he made a shot, the black mole man almost knelt down, his true qi was as thin as a hair, and the true qi of the killer star was about to catch up with the thickness of his thumb, what kind of big fight is this Nima, there is no need to play at all!
No, this time the slave family must close a dead pass when they go back, and they will not practice their true qi to be as thick as an arm, and they will never be rough.
But when he was rough, the true qi of the killing star was thicker than his thighs, so what should he do?
Alas, it gives me a toothache just thinking about itγγγγγγ
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The black mole man slipped away very unrighteously and ruthlessly abandoned his four younger brothers.
Three of them were stacked in a heap and fainted, and one desperately rolled on the ground with his face covered.
Tsk, that's an unsightly sight!
Zhou Ru smashed his mouth, shook his head, took a steady step, rubbed and rubbed, like a devil's pace, quietly came to the face of the thin bamboo pole, picked up his chin with one hand, admired the forty-two footprints on the thin bamboo pole's face, and expressed his satisfaction: "Reward you with a kick, make you more handsome, you should thank me, so let's tell me, who is your second sister-in-law?
Why don't you come!
The eyes of the thin bamboo pole were about to burst in horror, looking at the man who hooked his chin, as if he had seen the devil, two lines of tears kept gushing, and wailed: "My lord, you raise your noble feet, don't step on my face again, wooγγγγγγ β
"Okay, say, who is your second sister-in-law, I'll spare you!"
"Really?"
"Yo, I'm bargaining, don't you want to die. β
I said, I said, my second sister-in-law's surname is Lin, and her name is Qingshuang. β
Lin Qingshuang, 36d eldest brother, cough cough, how could she become your second sister-in-law, that is obviously the meat in my Zhou Ru is mouth, how can she allow others to take it away?
What a bastard!