"I said that you are not ashamed to speak, the dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, my father's food is not delicious, who makes it delicious?"

A fat man with a slender and short winter melon squinted his eyes and bared a pair of front teeth, staring at Zhou Ruis with slanted eyes, spitting stars flying sideways, and scolding viciously. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The surrounding melon-eating crowd looked at it happily, assisting the fat man from time to time, gloating and looking at Zhou Rusi, with a look of - you are finished.

"The young man is really unlucky, he got into trouble with the second son of the catering department, and said in front of him that his father's cooking is not delicious, isn't this death?"

Lin Qingshuang, who came in a hurry, instantly figured out the situation from the words of the onlookers, and then she was speechless.

A scene in her mind was quickly restored: first, Zhou Ru went to eat with two trays, and at the pick-up place (that is, similar to the window of the canteen of Earth University, except that the food in Xuanwu College is self-picked, there is no charge), and the appearance of the food was not good-looking.

But thinking about it, there was a Liu Shengnan who was holding a dagger and slashing people at every turn, so he had to bite the bullet and pick two dishes that looked slightly better, and asked the master to bring him two spoonfuls.

The case said that there was no problem with the procedure of beating rice, but the bad thing was that the two dishes just beaten, the taste was too strong, Zhou Ru was a little unbearable, pinched his nose, and muttered: "It smells so bad." ”

This sound is so unpleasant that it was heard by a fat man with a dwarf winter melon, who is the fat man with a dwarf winter melon? The son of the second head of the food department said unceremoniously that the whole canteen belongs to his father, and in his canteen, he said in public that his canteen was not the one who ate in the canteen, wasn't that a public slap in the face?

Moreover, the fat man of the dwarf winter melon itself is not a good thing, arrogant and domineering, small-minded, bullying men and women in the face, this is in a bad mood, Zhou Ru slammed into the muzzle, purely to die.

So the fat man threw the tray into his little brother's arms, rolled up his sleeves and pointed at Zhou Ruyi's nose and scolded.

What is so hard to hear, a sausage mouth is like a machine gun, and Zhou Ru is stunned!

As Zhou Ru, who grew up under the red flag, how could he suffer such humiliation, his face darkened, and his head was automatically linked to the classic quotation of the star master scolding in "Jiupin Sesame Official", and he took a breath, which was a wild squirt back.

This time the scene is a big one!

The news of the "unknown person" fighting against the "second master of the catering department" instantly made today's headlines, ahh

So, hulala, three layers inside and three layers outside, surrounded Zhou Ru and the dwarf winter melon.

By the time Lin Qingshuang and Liu Shengnan rushed to Zhou Rusi's side, the scolding battle had reached its climax.

After all, the dwarf winter melon has a limited IQ, and it is not good to study when he is young, and his vocabulary is not accumulated enough, so in the face of Zhou Ru is powerful attack power, he was defeated, and the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Your mother is a chicken, your father is a flower willow, you think I don't know! You peeked at a woman taking a bath at the age of three, and forced a woman to peek at you taking a bath at the age of four。。。。。。 At the age of seventy, you thought of cutting the skin, and at the age of seventy, you tricked a little girl into going to see a goldfish, but you actually wanted to insult someone's 。。。。。。 ”

“。。。。。。 ”

"Have you scolded enough?"

"No, I think about scolding you when you were forty years old just now, you weren't cheap enough, so I started scolding again from that year!"

"Meow, squash him!"

The ugly face of the fat man of the short winter melon turned red, the three corpses on his head went violent, and with a scream, five or six doglegs roared out, smiling and squeezing the big fist of the sand bowl to smash his head and cover his face at Zhou Rusi.

"Oh, little brute, insulting my son-in-law is simply looking for death. ”

"Beat him to death!"

Well, the villain's classic lines, it's a pity that I've listened to too much Zhou Ru recently, please learn from the scolding technique just now, even if you comprehend it a little bit, you can also improve your style a little.

Zhou Ru plucked out his ears, saying that he was very disappointed in this group of dog-legged little brothers, like this little thing, he felt that he didn't need to do it, it would lower his status.

So, "Mommy Mommy, big summoning, Zhou Ru is a special dogleg - husky, show up." ”

Zhou Ru turned his head in one direction of the canteen, and compared Bilong's hand, his eyes were very sinister, with a strong threat.

Don't be too obvious—dead dog, don't come out again, I'll castrate you!

"Baa~"

A sheep's cry resounded throughout the audience, an unknown species with a mask was as fast as lightning, and one moved, standing in front of Zhou Ruyi, the mask was facing Zhou Ruyi, and he was about to speak: "Baa ~ Ben Long。。。。。。 ”

Before he finished speaking, he was punched in the head, and it hurt and hurt.

"Concentrate on the enemy, and come back when you have a problem. ”

The species wearing the mask twitched, and the dog covered under the mask said with tears in his eyes that he was very aggrieved, baa ~ hit Ben Long's head, bastard, you wait!

With resentment, the mask species is upside down, the front paws are twisted, the hind legs are forked, and it turns violently, which can be called the most perfect Thomas spin in the history of gymnastics, with the whistling sound of the wind, popping and popping!

"Oops!"

"Wow!"

"Poof!"

The figure flew into the air, and the posture was very elegant and beautiful, but the expression on the face was a little more handsome.

Zhou Ru put his hand on the binoculars and looked at the six small black dots that pierced the roof of the canteen hall and disappeared into the clouds, and smacked his lips, expressing regret.

"Why didn't you say 'I'll come back', Ben Pleasant Goat, ahh

Sighing, Zhou Ru looked down at the dwarf winter melon, raised his eyebrows, and the meaning was very clear - buddy, the little brother flew, do you want to make two moves with Ben Shuai as a big brother?

"No!

The dwarf winter melon's legs trembled for a moment, and his eyes were flustered, "You! you wait for me, I'm 。。。。。。 Go and call someone. ”

This performance is like a fight with a primary school student, one party can't do it, and the blue nose and swollen face point to the other side is to shout: "Paralysis, there is a kind of don't leave after school, back mountain grove, make an appointment again。。。。。。 ”

And then, there is no then。。。。。

Hehe, soft egg, cowardly, if you can't beat it, you cry to find your dad, I'm really drunk!

Zhou Ru stuffed the tray in his hand into Lin Qingshuang's hand, glanced at the dwarf winter melon that fled in embarrassment, sneered, and there was wind under his feet, and before Lin Qingshuang and Liu Shengnan came to their senses, they had already left the canteen and disappeared.

"Hey, I'm not going to eat!"

"Eat! I know how to eat, don't you see the other party calling, don't run at this time, I'm still waiting there to be beaten!

A word floated from afar, Lin Qingshuang and Liu Shengnan's eyes widened, their mouths open, and they were messy in the wind!