Volume 1 Honorary Elder Chapter 1 Daddy of the Waste Physique

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"Daddy, where are you going, can you take Wan'er with you?"

The little girl had shoulder-length short hair, wore silk and satin, which was almost invisible in the countryside, delicate like a ceramic doll, and her big eyes were bright like jewels, looking at the sloppy man in front of her, and asked, with an undisguised look of anticipation on her face, innocent.

The sloppy man touched Wan'er's head and replied as usual, "No, the place where Daddy is going is too messy." ”

"My name is Hu Wei, the name of this world, I was born into a landlord's family, but I live like a beggar.

Young and unlearned, except for drinking and sleeping, unkempt, people in their twenties, but like a middle-aged man, want to ask me why this?

Because I used to be an immortal!

During that time, because he obtained a special immortal cultivation system, he easily cultivated to the fairy realm with the system, and he was unparalleled in the world by following his words, crushing strong enemies in a snap of his fingers.

But when he was at his peak, a strange young man suddenly appeared, said some strange things, and he was reincarnated into this world.

The fairyland fell to the dust, the system disappeared inexplicably, and the era has changed from the peak of scientific and technological civilization to the era of cold weapons.

And I am actually a 'stone body', the most ordinary, most ordinary, and useless physique, and the methods that I know can improve my strength cannot be used at all, and even my physical fitness has innate limitations, and I can't cultivate and don't have the ability to obtain Shenzang to change my life.

I feel that I am worthless, and finally end up in such a field, what can I do but drink to kill my sorrows?"

Hu Wei's eyes were sunken, his skin was dull, his expression was dull, he frowned at the blue sky and white clouds, and said angrily: "I don't want to do this, even this self-introduction is made by a garbage system in the dark." ”

Every day he goes out, he will introduce himself like this, and this 'habit' is a new 'system' that he has, controlling his body and making sounds at regular intervals, so he is used to getting up early and going to the town to drink, and he doesn't want his family to hear this.

This system and the immortal cultivation system, the purpose is simply a heaven and an underground, which can be called a new version of the ship, rotten out of the sky.

"Uncle Fairy, there is a person nearby, saying that he wants to take Wan'er away!" came the girl's voice from the side

"Don't talk to the madman, go away, this stupid son of the landlord's family, he wants to cultivate immortals and wants to go crazy, and his daughter can't take care of it. Another woman's voice rang out.

Looking at the mother and daughter who were leaving quickly, Hu Wei couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't care about the fact that someone was going to take his daughter away, and he was unscrupulous.

What he cares about is that he is regarded as a madman, thinking about the ......

As soon as he recalled the past, Hu Wei immediately covered his mouth with all his might, but the voice still came out.

"I want to be in a fairyland, but I am down here, and the tiger falls in Pingyang, which is sad and lamentable!"

That's right, he was forced to say his inner feelings, he couldn't be restrained, he couldn't hide it, and he was used to it after many times, but he still subconsciously looked around, found that no one heard, coughed dryly, and walked to the nearest town.

When he came to the town, he drove into a very hidden tavern.

When the shopkeeper saw him, he tacitly picked up a bottle of wine from the side cabinet, opened the cap, and put it on the counter, which showed that Hu Wei was already a frequent customer of the hotel.

Creak......

The tavern door opened again, and two middle-aged men strode in, one of whom was a middle-aged man with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, slapped his saber on the counter, and said, "Bring me the best wine here for Lao Tzu, and two more side dishes." ”

The young shopkeeper glanced at the visitor, took out two bottles of wine from the side, and explained with a smile: "The small shop only has wine, not food. ”

Another middle-aged man who was very fat frowned and said, "Opening a tavern doesn't actually cook snacks, what a broken place." ”

Huang Qiang, who had a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, smiled: "I can't say that, you see that this bottle is very good, and it should be quite valuable in this world." ”

The bottle is made of glass, with a unique pattern, and the style is completely different from the earthen jar wine bottle outside.

Hu Wei glanced at the two of them, both dressed in loose robes, carrying swords, and wearing goatees, like two magic sticks, but the phrase 'this world' caught his attention.

Huang Qiang poured a glass of wine, took a sip and said, "Zhu Daoyou, this time it will be you and me." ”

Zhu Hong said: "Huang Daoyou said that he laughed, with my mana, it is naturally me seven and you three." ”

Huang Qiang said disdainfully: "I think that when I was in my heyday, the strong enemy was wiped out in the snap of my fingers......"

Unconsciously, the two have started the braggart mode, and their past is true and false.

Hu Wei's eyes were a little hot, the first time he went out to meet a monk, he wanted to ask the other party about his cultivation method, but who knew that the two of them actually boasted about themselves, which made him suddenly think of his previous life.

Hu Wei sat down and said: "My daughter is 'Daozai', I have met the fairy king, I used to be an immortal, listening to your bragging gives me a headache, can you be quiet?"

After finishing speaking, Hu Wei frowned, he knew that the system forced him to make a fool of himself and say some inexplicable things, he could only pretend to be calm, and he didn't want to be too embarrassed.

But his daughter is 'Daozai', and what the hell is the fairy king, he can't figure it out.

In the past, when this situation occurred, the most I could do was to tell my former glory, but this time I added a little 'material' to it, which made him unable to guard against it, and he was embarrassed and not so bad as to weaken his momentum, so he could only sit aside and wait for the ridicule of the two monks.

Huang and Zhu were both stunned, and looked at Hu Wei one after another, and then laughed, Huang Qiang mocked: "Dao Zai, Immortal King, who are you bluffing? Believe it or not, the Immortal Family sent you to see Lord Yama?"

Zhu Hong waved his hand and said, "Arguing with mortals, you have fallen behind, seven three open." ”

When it came to the division of interests, Huang Qiang naturally quit, threw Hu Wei's words out of the clouds, and began to reason with Zhu Hong, completely forgetting Hu Wei's words.

Thump!

Huang and Zhu suddenly fell, snoring, unconscious.

Hu Wei knew that the owner had given them the strongest liquor, which was unsurprising, but the next scene really shocked him.

The young shopkeeper suddenly rushed out of the counter, grabbed Hu Wei's hand, and asked excitedly, "Where is your daughter?" Say it quickly! Dao Zai! There is actually a Dao Zai in this world? It seems that I am expected to return to the peak and return to the realm of the gods!"

Hu Wei struggled to withdraw his hand, but because of the smell of alcohol, his body was hollowed out, and he was weak, so he was naturally no match for the young man, and his face was so red that he couldn't open the shopkeeper's hands like a vice, and even felt that his hands were about to be crushed by the other party.

"Brother, if you have something to say, what kind of trouble is this, two big men holding hands!" Hu Wei gasped, gritted his teeth and persuaded him, the pain in his hands was really unbearable.

Only then did the young man calm down, let go of his hand and said, "As long as you give me your daughter, I can give you whatever you want." ”

After the young man finished speaking, he walked to the side of the counter, turned out a dagger, and said, "As long as you give me your daughter, how about giving you this artifact?"

Hu Wei was a little disdainful, the artifact was just a weapon, he couldn't use it without mana, compared to his daughter's specialness, he didn't have to think about it, but seeing that the shopkeeper could take out the so-called artifact casually, it made Hu Wei a little suspicious, did this person have the same experience as himself?

But when it comes to his daughter, Hu Wei is still very unhappy in his heart, and refuses: "My daughter won't give it to anyone, you die of this heart!"

The young man smiled awkwardly, put the dagger aside, and after thinking about it carefully, he finally proposed: "In this way, as long as you give me your daughter, I will restore my peak in the future, and let you gain eternity!"

After listening to the young man's words, Hu Wei also understood at this time, he and the young man can be said to be in the same disease, both from strong to weak, and now they live in this world and cannot cultivate.

If it was before, he might have held the young man's hand and cried about all the things of mortals, and the two might have sympathized with each other and fell in love...... Become a special pair of friends.

It's a pity that when it comes to his daughter and his understanding of 'Dao Zai', Hu Wei will not agree to this proposal at all.

"Impossible!"

When the young man heard Hu Wei's refusal, his spirit fluctuated greatly in an instant, and the whole person couldn't cry or laugh, and he even wailed incoherently: "I want to be a dignified double king, but I actually have to rely on a special physique to recover my strength in the end, and I was rejected by a mortal, it's sad and lamentable!"

Hu Wei was taken aback, could it be that the immortal king mentioned by the system is the young man in front of him? It is worth systematically using 'face-to-face' to respect the realm of the earth, and the young man is not talking about the immortal king, but the double king, that is to say, this realm may not even be involved in the system, he knows that this realm is still above his previous life.

If you think about it carefully, when you came here before, the young man has always looked dusty, not touching the fireworks of the world, and not smiling, and he really does not look like a hotel owner, although he is doing the work of selling alcohol.

The young man began to hold his head and cry, even if he was the so-called double king, he also had a fragile side, which made Hu Wei a little shaken, what is the purpose of cultivation.

"Haha! What a bullshit double king, it's not being played with yet, and in the end you can only survive for a lifetime, so why bother. ”

The young man began to lose his temper indiscriminately, grabbed a chair and threw it directly on the wine cabinet, and suddenly the tavern crackled and the smell of wine overflowed.

Seeing Hu Wei, who was about to slip away, the young man ran over and grabbed him and asked, "Do you know that I am a double king? What kind of expression do you have? Lao Tzu is a double king, how dare you look down on me? Looking at your appearance, do you still want to beat me? Come on! Hit me?"

Hu Wei wanted to slip away, but who knew that he had just moved his steps, but he was caught by the young man, and said with a funny face that he was a double king, and it was strange that his expression could be good.

Seeing the young man pointing at his face and asking him to beat, Hu Wei was full of black lines, he had never seen such a strange request in his life.

So Hu Wei subconsciously raised his hand and punched the young man in the jaw, but the young man fell directly to the ground, as if he was unconscious.

The young man's spirit was close to collapse, and he was hit by this punch again, and he passed out in a coma, which was also a disguised protection of the spiritual world, which shows the pain he endured.

While Hu Wei couldn't cry or laugh, he had a flash of inspiration, since the young man is a double king, it shouldn't be difficult to have exercises or something, right?

I searched the tavern, but there were no other special items except the artifact dagger on the ground.

Afraid that the young man would suddenly wake up, Hu Wei didn't dare to stay for a long time, so he grabbed the door with a dagger.

Out of the tavern, Hu Wei took a deep breath and scolded: "Stupid bird system, add to the chaos." ”

However, thinking that his daughter might be 'Daozai', Hu Wei's heart became hot, maybe this is the real effect of his system.

Although he is sometimes stupid and controls himself to say some strange things, if he can find out the hidden treasures around him, it is also a super system.

Hu Wei, who was thinking like this, suddenly flashed a sharp light in his already dim eyes.

Once stood on the top of the world, how could he be willing to be ordinary.

Thinking of this, he quickened his pace, and his frozen heart gradually became hot.

At the same time, he also thought that since his daughter has such a special physique, it may be really possible to be targeted......

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