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Feng Tianhao, in line with the mentality of reluctant children and wolves, put down this lottery with blood and tears in his mouth but very easily, and the effect is still obvious. Before the banquet began, it had already reached a small climax.

"In that case, then I'll be the first person, although it's a bit of a loss, but for the happiness and well-being of all my brothers, what is it for me to sacrifice it?"

This figure Wang Xuan is very familiar with, it is the person who just made the same generous statement in the hall, and later Wang Xuan asked others to know that these three people are named Li Qing, Li Qing, and Li Qing, and they are three brothers.

The one who came out was Li Qing.

Wang Xuan also praised the parents of these three people, he was really lazy to the extreme, and he called a pinyin voice so skillfully, and he was really a middle master, but why not have another one named Li Please, you must know that people with obsessive-compulsive disorder can't stand this kind of thing the most.

Li Qing looked at Xiao Yue who ignored him affectionately, cleared his throat, and began his speech.

I have to say that this guy's emotions are brewing very well, and he is also clear when he says it.

"A woman was grooming her make-up when her best friend came up to her and asked, 'What made you fall in love with him completely?'

The woman's eyes were as affectionate as mine. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Yue raised her head and glanced at him.

Seeing this situation, Li Qing was even more excited.

She replied: 'He asked me to visit his house that day, and I saw that the hall of his house was clean and tidy, and the bookcases on one wall of the study were full of poems and songs, and the kitchen was full of fresh vegetables, meat and fruits, and the sun was shining on the windowsill to make people warm from the inside out. ’”

Everyone was fascinated by the scene he depicted, what an interesting and stylish life it was.

"Her good friend said, 'You mean you fell in love with him because of these details of your life?'

The woman replied, 'No, because his house is quite large, and it is estimated to be worth tens of thousands of taels of silver.' ’”

Originally, everyone was holding their breath and waiting for the following, but they were all hit by this turn of laughter for a while, one after another laughed forward and backwards, the four corners were facing the sky, and the banquet was full of joy.

When Li Qing saw this situation, he was also very proud, he had lived on this joke all his life. At the beginning, he deceived the heart of a pure girl, and when he looked back, he happened to meet Xiaoyue's gaze.

"It's boring!"

These four words were like steel needles stuck in his heart, and Li Qing sat down with a loveless expression, under the laughter of everyone.

So one after another people with lofty ideals stood up and spoke, but without exception, the crowd laughed, and among them, there was a white-faced scholar-like man who told a joke that almost gave a triumphant light.

"Once upon a time, a pair of young lovers looked across the river. The man loves to write poetry, and he is extremely emotional, and the poems he writes are deeply moving. When he had finished writing a poem, he folded it and hid it in the duck's feathers so that the duck could swim to the other side for the woman to admire, and his friend suggested: 'Wouldn't it be faster to pigeon?'

Speaking of this, he paused for a moment and asked the crowd: "Guess what he said?"

He was sure to say, "You are more than a pigeon, and if I had the money to buy pigeons, I would have taken a boat." The man laughed when he finished speaking, causing a wave of disdain among the people.

You don't want to think about it again, can this answer be called an authentic joke?

"What Brother Tai said makes sense, but there is still one thing missing. "The white-faced scholar seems to be very face-saving.

"What's that?"

He nodded lightly with his folding fan, and in exchange for a burst of laughter from everyone, all with a 'needless to say, I understand' expression, only the man was puzzled.

At this time, the corners of Xiao Yue's mouth curved upward, causing the scholar's eyes to light up, and he continued.

The man explained: 'This is her request, and the poems I write must be ducked.' ’”

As soon as the words came out, everyone was puzzled at first, but then they all understood, laughing so much that tears flowed out, and they all sighed: What a duck luck!

However, the corners of Xiao Yue's curved mouth fell again, and the delicate voice fell into her ears: "It's boring!"

It turned out that the corners of her mouth were just about to say the word 'no', which was really embarrassing, the scholar thought to himself.

Suddenly, the banquet fell into a trough.

Feng Ye looked at the hundreds of people present with a sad face, and suddenly stood up, looking very eye-catching.

"Finally, you can't help it, Feng Ye. Wang Xuan said secretly in his heart.

But to everyone's surprise, before Feng Ye could speak, Xiao Yue stood up and said, "I don't want to hear what he said. "His eyes were still red, and he looked pitiful.

Feng Ye looked innocent and stood there embarrassed, not knowing whether to sit down or continue.

Seeing this, Feng Tianhao got up and made a round, "There is anger between the two of them, okay, don't participate today, sit down." ”

Feng Ye had an unbelievable look in his eyes, he felt that today's father had a big problem, and it seemed that he was not the father he knew.

He still sat down, and seeing that the banquet was about to begin, Wang Xuan suddenly stood up.

"Shangguan Mingyue, the first time I saw you today, I remembered a passage and wanted to give it to you. ”

When Xiao Yue heard someone shouting his name, she naturally raised her head, and when she heard this, she was a little stunned. They told so many jokes just now, why did you turn it into a recitation?

Everyone was a little confused when they heard what he said, is it now easier to make people laugh than mere jokes?

However, the article is indeed very funny, at least the Tang Seng he plays is very funny.

Wang Xuancai ignored their puzzled little eyes, and began to read it to himself.

"On the Eastern Hills

I see your beauty

Such as

Jade Rabbit's well-behaved

A bright month

The drape of wisteria

Sweet water from the spring

The Buddha said: This is the lotus in the Guanyin Pond

Jade in Chang'e Palace

I said, "Buddha, please forgive."

My sin

I'm on the lotus cheek

Leave a deep trembling kiss

Buddha, this is the beauty of Zen

It's just a beautiful drunkenness

He can be infatuated and greedy

The beauty is in the whirling

Intoxicated

Buddha, please forgive

My sin

I'm on Lotus's neck

Leave an affectionate trembling kiss

Buddha, this is the dream of Zen, and it is also the suffering of dreams

He Kan is infatuated and unconscious

Dream a vigorous in the wind and rain

Intoxicated

Buddha, please forgive

My sin

I'm in the heart of the lotus

Leave an affectionate trembling kiss

Buddha, this is the love of Zen, and it is also the poison of love

He Kan's infatuation has turned back and forth

Love a vigorous intoxication in madness

And the girl I love

Your eyes are like the water of a heavenly pool

A force that makes me intoxicated in deep love"

After the affectionate recitation, the degree of fluency and perfection was unprecedented for Wang Xuan.

This is a piece of prose called "Your Beauty" written under the pen name 'When the Sun Sets', and Wang Xuan was deeply fond of this beautiful and moving sentence in his previous life.

Sure enough, in addition to the people who were a little dazed, there was also a unique voice at the banquet - it was Xiao Yue crying loudly.