Chapter Thirty-Nine: I Became a Tailor in Heaven
Zhou Ru was very speechless, no matter how he explained, the pair of sisters on the opposite side didn't believe it. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
What are you kidding! Touched the dean's head, was sucked away by a broken grave, and then was whipped and abused by a starfish? and finally turned into a masked man in pants and fought the academy heroes, ahh
The two girls both shook their heads, staring at Zhou Ruis with big eyes suspiciously, and their pretty faces were full of disbelief.
"Masked Men vs. Cadets, Kids, Funny with Me! You dare to try wearing pants at the Academy, it's strange that the Praetorian Guards don't pull you off!"
The beautiful sister stared at Linglong's big eyes, tried to make a hideous appearance, kicked next to Zhou Ruye, and said fiercely.
"Hey, buddy, it's time to explain everything, if you don't believe it, then there's nothing I can do!"
Zhou Ru shrugged his shoulders helplessly, looking like he was killing and slashing, indicating that he was very innocentγγγγγγ Well, whiter than cabbage!
"You really want to die!"
The beautiful sister took out the dagger again, and the cold light was strange and scary.
The younger sister on the side rolled her eyes, gently persuaded her sister, and asked her to put away the dagger and be at ease.
The delicate body twisted, and the delicate sister approached Zhou Ruis with a smile, a pair of delicate and slender bodies, one more point is too much, and one point less is too littleγγγγγγ "Ahem, forgive me for being uninhibited and loving freedom all my life, I really haven't seen such a good figure!"
Zhou Ru swallowed his saliva very uprightly, pretending to look at the ashes in his nails, and felt a lot of emotion in his heart!
"Ahh
A light cough in his life interrupted Zhou Ruye's association, making him disappointed to leave the spiritual world and return to reality.
The girl who was called Yunyun glanced at her sister who was about to run away again, and looked at Zhou Ruis with a smile, her eyes were like X-rays, and she wanted to take a picture of Zhou Ruis up and down.
"Man, the slave family just heard you mention that you are a teacher invited by the heavenly court from the mortal world, this is γγγγγγ What proof do you have?"
"Evidence, what evidence can I have, can I do a DNA test on the spot, and prove that it is a mortal gene, so that I can show you that I am mortal! If you want, I don't mindγγγγγγ Hehe, but your husband is afraid that he will stab me, and that buddy will lose a lot of money. β
Zhou Ru touched his chin and shook his head, he didn't have a good idea for a while.
"Hehe, that's strange, the fairy world and the mortal world have been separated for two thousand years, and they have already evolved their own space, if it weren't for your special ability. As a Da Luo Jin Immortal, why would Dao Dao Tianzun risk being strangled by the spatial turbulence to forcibly open the spatial tunnel and take you to the heavenly court?"
The girl's eyes narrowed slightly, her teeth half bit her red lips, and she stared at Zhou Ruye's eyes, pressing forward step by step.
The sister who was comparing the dagger on the side was also angry, and the meaning conveyed by her eyes was obvious - answer the old lady's question, otherwise she will castrate you with a knife, and let you taste what it is like to be a woman for the rest of your life!
Zhou Ru received the signal from the sisters, his expression was slightly stunned, and his brows were furrowed.
What this girl said makes sense, I can't refute it, if you want to say that Heavenly Court is two thousand years behind the earth, then it is easy to understand, it is nothing more than that Heavenly Court and Earth are separated and become two separate spaces, because they are blocked by the spatial turbulence that even Da Luo Jinxian fears, so the relationship is getting farther and farther apart, until it is annihilated.
But after more than 2,000 years of annihilation, why was Taishang Laojun willing to risk being strangled by the turbulence of space, came to the mortal world, and chose himself to be a teacher?
How to explain this, Zhou Ru suddenly found himself in a puzzle, this mystery was full of fog, and everywhere was unbelievable, so he couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat.
"I don't know why Taishang Laojun chose me to go to heaven, but I did come from the mortal world, if you don't believe me, I can γγγγγγ Ahem, I can prove it to you, but I need a little time. β
The two sisters glanced at each other and didn't speak, and Zhou Ru automatically acquiesced to them.
He folded his hands behind his back, his brow furrowed into Sichuan characters, and he thought hard about the evidence.
Raising his legs and walking, wandering back and forth in the room, he didn't think for a while, and his anxious steps were all messed up.
The sister on the side elegantly took out a small handkerchief, gently wiped the dagger, and followed Zhou Ruis with her eyes like a knife, obviously a little impatient.
The small action frightened Zhou Ru in a panic, "Wanniao, you won't be the same as just now, suddenly rush up and cut me, I'm afraid." β
Panicked, completely panicked, stumbled on his feet, Zhou Ru almost tripped and fell to the ground, he picked up the things on the ground with a black line in his head, ready to tear his feet, poke him to a pulp, but when he saw it, it was an obscene pants, and his head suddenly seemed to be poured with a bucket of ice water, and he was instantly empowered.
"Yes, why didn't I think of that?"
Zhou Ru slapped his thigh and jumped up excitedly, like a monkey, speechless in the eyes of the sisters.
Are you so excited? Don't you know that your life is about to be lost? The old lady howled, and the three-headed divine dog rushed over and swallowed all the bones left of you, and you were still fucking happy! I really don't know if you are stupid or stupid, or stupidγγγγγγ
"I'm not stupid, you two are!"
If Zhou Ru knew the inner thoughts of the sisters, he would definitely pinch his waist and scold with righteous words.
But he doesn't have that kung fu now, his soul is trembling with excitement, and his eyes are as bright as light bulbs, which is very scary!
With his hands stirred together, Zhou Ru almost roared: "Is there any cloth, I want cloth, quickly find it for me!"
Niang Xipi's tone was like a gun, and the spit stars were sprayed on the two sisters' bodies, and the sister who was harmed pulled out the dagger was about to give this goods.
Fortunately, my sister was quick and held her down, otherwise Zhou Ru would have gone to Hades to report a second ago.
"Find a piece of cloth and give it to him!"
My sister snorted coldly, and reluctantly pulled a curtain and threw it to Zhou Rusi.
Zhou Ru took a look at it, it was still a picture of a hundred birds and a phoenix, and immediately his eyes earned the boss, as if he had eaten a fly.
"Yes, a hundred birds and a phoenix, a hundred birds and a phoenix!
Zhou Ru rubbed his hands, asked the two sisters for needles and scissors, and began his "proof" business!
What do women love, beautiful clothes and cosmetics!
We can't make cosmetics, can't we make beautiful clothes?
Meow, just with my Zhou Ru's empathetic approach, it won't be done in minutes!
Measuring edges, tailoring, sewing, skillful techniques, Zhou Ru sweats like rain, that is dry wind and water!