Chapter 123: If You Like It, Just MO It (2-in-1)

Originally, Zhou Miao didn't feel anything, but Zhao Lidong looked at the west, and his eyes were rolling around, but he didn't dare to look at him, which really made him speechless.

"Okay, don't look at it, you go take a shower." Zhou Miao said.

Zhao Li's face was slightly red when he heard this, and he twisted for a while, took out his clothes from his bag and walked into the bathroom, but after a while, he poked his head out and asked:

"Do you think there will be a camera in the bathroom, I heard that this kind of small hotel is messy."

Zhao Li's worries were not unreasonable, for safety reasons, the two searched all the large and small places in the bathroom, and blocked all possible places with black tape.

Zhou Miao wiped the sweat from her forehead, "Okay, wash it quickly, if you are still worried, you can wash it with a mask, at least if you are photographed, others will not know who you are." ”

Zhao Li lightly hammered him when he heard this, "You crow's mouth, if I am photographed, you can't run away, if you have the ability, don't take a bath at night." ”

Zhou Miao walked out of the bathroom and said indifferently, "What am I afraid of as a big man, I won't lose a piece of meat if I am seen." ”

"Phew!"

After Zhao Li closed the door, he deliberately made the sound of the anti-lock very loud, Zhou Miao pursed his lips disdainfully, Wangzi small steamed buns, what is there to look at.

The sound insulation of the small hotel is very poor, and Zhao Li can hear Zhou Miao watching TV outside when he turns on the shower in the bathroom.

It's still a strange feeling to be in a strange city, in an unfamiliar hotel, to open a room with a man, even if it is necessary for work.

Zhao Li raised his head to accept the hot water, hoping that the flowing water could take away the complicated thoughts in his mind, and he didn't know if it was because the temperature was too high that caused a lack of oxygen, and his fast heartbeat was a little abnormal.

Turning off the water, Zhao Li stood in front of the mirror wrapped in a bath towel, wiped the mist off the mirror, and a girl like a hibiscus out of the water appeared in front of him.

Zhao Li, who had just finished taking a bath, had a ruddy face like a first-ripe apple, she opened the bath towel and looked at the mirror for a while, except for a little small, the other places were perfect.

With such an attractive figure, I don't know which guy will be cheaper in the future.

Thinking of this, a figure suddenly popped up uncontrollably in his mind, and Zhao Li quickly patted his face to make himself sober.

But the more he controlled it, the more he couldn't control it, Zhao Li sighed helplessly, sat on the toilet and looked at the locked bathroom door.

Although he didn't want to admit it, Zhao Li knew that he liked Zhou Miao.

It's really hard not to be tempted to meet an excellent boy like Zhou Miao at the most nostalgic age, but it's a pity that he already has the most suitable girl for him.

Hu San is a gentle and good girl, even Zhao Li likes her very much.

She didn't want to see Hu San's sad appearance, and she didn't want to fall deeper and deeper.

After recording this variety show, stay away from Zhou Miao.

……

It is very troublesome for women to take a bath, especially when they need to wash their hair, and it takes half an hour to blow their hair alone.

When she came out of the bathroom, Zhou Miao had already fallen asleep on the bed.

Zhao Li pushed him twice but didn't wake up, it seemed that he was really tired, so he had to help him take off his shoes, cover him with a thin quilt, and turn up the temperature of the air conditioner.

Lying on his side on the bed only an arm's length away from Zhou Miao, Zhao Li looked at him quietly for a long time, and finally reached out to turn off the light.

Good night, Zhou Miao.

Early the next morning, Zhao Li turned on the camera to record some footage of them getting up, and Zhou Miao came out with wet hair after taking a shower.

"Why didn't you call me after washing last night?"

Zhao Li glanced at him, "I'll call it, you sleep like a pig by yourself." ”

"Where are we going to perform today?" Zhao Li asked.

Zhou Miao shook her head, "Don't worry, let's make a plan for the rest of the itinerary during the day today, and find a roadshow in a place with high personal traffic next night." ”

Today is a weekday, the temperature is also high, it is easy to get heat stroke when going out to perform during the day, not to mention, passers-by will not carry the sun to stop and listen to their performances, it is better to wait for the evening to be cooler.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the two Ultramans returned to Earth and landed in Shijiazhuang People's Square.

Zhao Li straightened the crooked mask and said solemnly: "If I can't earn 500 yuan tonight, I won't leave!" ”

They came prepared tonight, Zhou Miao took out a piece of cardboard, which read: Order a song for 20 yuan once.

Soon, a fat guy with a gold necklace came over, "No, no, can you sing "Sword Pointing to the Sky"?" ”

The sword is pointed at the sky...... Zhou Miao was silent, is that a song? That's shouting.

"I'm sorry, we just sing normal songs." Zhou Miao declined the eldest brother's song.

Just kidding, this is a variety show, how will he mix it up after singing this thing?

“50!” Big Fat Brother has to listen to this song today.

Zhou Miao smiled and shook her head, "I'm sorry, it's really not a matter of money." ”

“100! If you don't sing anymore, I'm gone. "Big Fat Brother also has a bottom line for spending money.

"The sword points to the sky and stands on the earth! Think of the arrogance of the past! Immortals, ghosts, and demons are not afraid! Heaven and earth are so spirited......"

Zhou Miao's sudden voice frightened the baby in a stroller next to her, and her little mouth began to cry as soon as she deflated.

The young mother hurriedly picked up the baby and coaxed her, while looking at Zhou Miao with disdain, "There's something wrong." ”

The eldest brother paid very happily and applauded with admiration: "As soon as I heard you, you are professional, and your shouting is more energetic than the original song!" ”

A hundred oceans were in hand, but Zhou Miao was not happy at all, he actually sold his soul for a mere hundred yuan.

Zhao Li, who had no conscience, was still giggling on the side, "Why are you so skilled, have you practiced secretly?" Otherwise, how can you memorize such long lyrics? ”

Zhou Miao glared at her fiercely, "Do I have the ability to tell you something I never forget?" ”

This place can't stay any longer, and after the first microphone shouted just now, everyone around him looked at him as if they were looking at a monkey.

The two of them quickly packed up and walked deeper into the place, now is the golden time of the roadshow, and there is no delay at all.

The two stopped at a fried chicken restaurant, where business was good, and people came and went to forage for food.

Zhao Li installed the microphone stand and asked, "Do you want to replace me?" ”

Zhou Miao observed the next four weeks, mainly girls, "Let's do it, I have a good set of dealing with girls." ”

"What are you going to sing?" Zhao Li asked curiously.

Zhou Miao glanced at the fried chicken restaurant next to him and said, "I eat fried chicken in People's Square." ”

A few simple strums, the smooth and fresh guitar sound spread on the side of the street, and Zhou Miao sang slowly:

"You've been apathetic lately

Got me a little overwhelmed

Actually, I wasn't expecting much

You can love me as much as you used to

Just to get away with even dating you"

……

Zhou Miao's lazy singing instantly attracted the attention of many girls, although she couldn't see her face clearly, her sexy voice was still full of charm, and even Zhao Li felt a little crispy when she heard it.

Zhou Miao's voice is very recognizable, and in order not to reveal his identity, he deliberately changed his pronunciation skills, and the effect is surprisingly amazing.

But what puzzled Zhao was that the previous lyrics and song titles didn't seem to have anything to do with each other, was Zhou Miao fooling her again?

At this moment, the rhythm of the guitar suddenly accelerated, and Zhou Miao's voice became excited.

"I was eating fried chicken in People's Square

And where are you at this moment

Although maybe you're in the middle of nowhere

But tiredness has made me too lazy to doubt."

……

Zhao Li couldn't help but cover his mouth, the lyrics of the chorus part were simply a stroke of genius, not to mention the occasion, but also full of ease and coolness.

The audience on the side couldn't help but start applauding, the lyrics were too down-to-earth, although it was about a breakup, but it sounded stupid and cute.

In addition, many people were hungry by Zhou Miao, and they ran to the fried chicken restaurant on the side to order fried chicken.

A young lady with a sweet voice also bought one for Zhou Miao and the others very kindly, Zhao Li was almost moved to cry, in order to save money in the past two days, they were either Shaxian or Lanzhou, I didn't expect to taste the taste of fried chicken tonight.

"Little sister, you're so good! God bless you for a long life! Zhao Li said happily.

Zhou Miao asked Zhao Li to sit aside and eat first, he took advantage of the fact that there were more people now to hurry up and perform more, it didn't matter what he ate, making money was the first thing.

Zhao Li sat on the steps, stuffing a piece of fried chicken into the mask from time to time, looking at Zhou Miao's back, he suddenly had an illusion, feeling that the two of them were like husband and wife coming out to perform.

It's hard, but it's a lot of fun.

The two performed from seven o'clock to half past ten in the evening, and after changing cities, Zhou Miao once again performed the routines of "Look at the Girl Opposite" and "Love Me Don't Go".

When she started to check the accounts in the evening, Zhou Miao couldn't help but sigh, "It's better to cheat women's money, I counted it, there are more than 70 people rewarding tonight, of which only ten are men, and the rest are women." ”

Zhao Li retorted when he heard this: "We girls are not easy to deceive, but we are just more emotional." ”

"I earned a total of 420 yuan today, plus a portion of fried chicken, which is quite good!" Zhou Miao is very satisfied with today's results.

Speaking of Zhao Li, he suddenly remembered that Zhou Miao hadn't eaten it yet, so he quickly took out the fried chicken from his bag, but unfortunately it was already cold.

Zhou Miao, who was extremely hungry, didn't pick it, and ate very deliciously.

At this moment, an old man walked over with a border herd.

Zhao Li patted Zhou Miao, "Look, Bian Mu, I like Bian Mu the most, he is very smart and humane." ”

As a cat party, Zhou Miao has no feeling for dogs, but Bian Mu has a good feeling for the fried chicken in his hand, and he dragged the old man and ran over.

Zhao Li's eyes lit up, and he tore off a small piece of fried chicken and shook it in front of Bian Mu's eyes, "Do you want to eat it?" ”

Bian Mu screamed, as if in response, Zhao Li put the fried chicken on the ground, and Bian Mu's big tongue rolled into his stomach.

Zhao Li watched Bian Mu keep rubbing his little hands, it was so rare that he couldn't do it, squatting there tilting his head and staring at Bian Mu.

The old man said, "If you like it, touch it." ”

Zhao Li was overjoyed when she heard this, but before she could stretch out her sinful little paw, a dog's paw had already put on her head and touched it gently.

Zhao Liren was stupid, Zhou Miao couldn't help but almost squirt out the fried chicken in his mouth.

After the old man took Bian Mu away for a long time, Zhao Li came back to his senses and asked with a skeptical face: "Did he say that sentence to the dog or to me?" ”

Zhou Miao pinched her chin and thought seriously for a while, "It should be said to the dog." ”

Zhao Li stared at him dangerously, "How do I feel that you are a dog?" ”

Zhou Miao patted her shoulder fiercely, "How come, we are brothers, how can I confine you?" ”

"But I didn't earn your 500 small goal today, can't you leave?" Zhou Miao said.

Zhao Li forcibly gave himself a reason and patted the bag of fried chicken, "Isn't this deep-hearted fried chicken worth eighty yuan?" ”

After playing all the way, it was close to twelve o'clock in the morning when the two returned to the hotel, and it was too late to buy two buckets of instant noodles at random.

Zhao Li snorted and said: "Before leaving, he said that he would take me to eat and drink spicy food, but now it's either instant noodles or Shaxian all day long." ”

Zhou Miao pointed to the instant noodles, "Isn't this spicy beef?" Is it not fragrant enough or not spicy enough? ”

Zhao Li glanced at him, although she was disgusted, but she was so hungry that she even drank the soup.

Zhou Miao came out of the shower and saw Zhao Li squatting on the ground washing clothes, so he remembered that he didn't change many clothes, so he also took a basin and washed it awkwardly.

Zhao Li glanced at his way of rubbing clothes, and couldn't stand it at all, what could be washed out.

"Forget it, you go to sleep first, I'll wash it, look at your clumsy appearance." Finally found a place where Zhou Miao was not as good as himself, Zhao Li was very happy.

As everyone knows, what Zhou Miao was waiting for was this sentence, he pushed the basin over numbly, and after washing his hands, he got into the quilt and began to sleep.

Zhao Li shook his head with a smile, took his clothes and began to wash them, but as he washed them, Zhao Li's face suddenly turned red.

How did this guy's panties come in......

Early the next morning, the two boarded the bus again, this time to Zhengzhou.

The advantage of rushing during the day is that you don't miss the golden time of the roadshow from 6 to 10 o'clock in the evening.

But as soon as the two got out of the car, they found that something was wrong, it was drizzling outside in Zhengzhou today, although it was not very big, but it could no longer perform in the open air.

"Why don't we find a big mall and perform indoors?" Zhao Li proposed.

The mall is a good place, but if you want to go in and perform, you must go through the report, but the two of them are wearing Ultraman masks, and they look so suspicious, it's strange that the mall can agree.

Suddenly, Zhou Miao's eyes lit up, and he thought of a good place, "Follow me." ”

In the long subway passage, the people are sparse, and the weather outside is very hot, but it is very cool here, and a homeless man with a scruffy beard lays out a few newspapers and sleeps on them.

Zhou Miao stood by the passage and said: "When I was in high school before, our band thought about which cities and places to perform after graduation, and the subway passage was the most mentioned. ”

"Why do you have such a soft spot for subway passages?" Zhao Li asked curiously.

"Performing in a subway passage is a romance for a mariachi band." Zhou Miao said.

"Did you think about what you sang here?"

"Of course I did."

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