"Alas, my cousin, who says that the wind is the rain, is like a madwoman all day long, and she doesn't speak high or low. www.biquge.info Brother Zhang, don't see her weirdness. The little widow said apologetically.

"She's your cousin, and I won't see her in your face. I said magnanimously. To be honest, although Ding Fei and I have only been in contact for two or three hours, I have an extremely bad impression of her.

"Brother Zhang, you are so good. The little widow looked at me with affection.

"Hey, Brother Zhang, you bought this?" the toad mirror paced over, and he asked greedily with a pout.

"Hee-hee... Where am I so generous, this is Cuihua's cousin who bought it. I glanced at the toad mirror and thought: As soon as Ding Fei saw the toad mirror, he ran away in a puff of smoke. So, if the toad mirror saw Ding Fei, what would it be?

"Cuihua's cousin?" Toad Mirror looked puzzled and asked, "Why did Cuihua's cousin buy something for us?"

"Leader Gu, just now, Brother Zhang accompanied my cousin to Xujiawan to buy an ancient bowl, which is estimated to earn 20,000 yuan. As soon as my cousin was happy, she bought so much food to thank Brother Zhang. The little widow explained.

"Oh, it turned out to be stained with Brother Zhang's light. Haha, you can have an open belly dinner tonight. I said, Brother Zhang, you still have the ability to identify antiques. Toad Mirror said half-incredulously.

"I know a thing or two about antiques, but I can only know a little bit about them. "I don't want more people to know about my specialty, because authenticating antiques is risky.

"Brother Zhang, I also want to buy some antiques, I heard that this toy can earn 100,000 or 80,000 yuan as soon as it changes hands. Toad Mirror said with interest.

"Old Gu, buying and selling antiques is not only a profitable business, but also a business that loses a lot of money. If you do it well, you will get rich overnight, and if you don't do it well, you will become poor in an instant. I warned.

"Brother Zhang, although I don't know about antiques, and I haven't done the antique business, I know: this business, success is also Xiao He, defeat is also Xiao He, to put it bluntly, you have to know the goods, you can't buy fakes and fakes. As long as you know the goods, you won't have to worry about getting rich. I didn't expect that your brother Zhang still has this ability to appreciate treasures, yes, I have met a noble person in this life. Toad Mirror said excitedly.

"Old Gu, you have to count on me to appreciate the treasure, and you have to lose to the point that you don't even have shorts left. I warned.

"Brother Zhang, it seems that you look down on me as a friend and don't want to help me?" a dark cloud piled up on Toad Mirror's face.

I saw that the toad mirror was unhappy, so I smiled and said, "Old Gu, I'll tell you the truth, if you want to be small in the antique business, I can still help you." However, you can count on me for a million-dollar business, I don't have the guts, I don't have the ability. ”

When Toad Mirror heard me say this, his face was full of smiles again, and he said: "Brother Zhang, I can't afford to do a big business of millions of dollars, and I want to do it, that is, a small business of tens of thousands of yuan." ”

"Okay, you and my friend, I'll help. But again, I'll say it again: when the business is millions, there's nothing I can do to help. When the time comes, you can hire another master. ”

"Okay!" the toad mirror slapped me on the shoulder and said, "Brother Zhang, I have made the right friend of yours, haha......"

The toad mirror struck me on the shoulder, which was an intimate gesture, but it made me crook and almost fall. I thought: If he really beats a person, he can kill someone with one punch.

Once again, I had a hunch that the toad mirror might have killed someone.

The toad looked at the five cases of beer and said, "You two don't care, I'll move these beers." ”

Listening to the toad mirror say this, the little widow and I were not polite, I carried the roast chicken, the little widow carried the beef, and the two of us went into the kitchen one after the other.

Taking advantage of the opportunity of the toad mirror to carry beer to the hall, the little widow asked, "Brother Zhang, have you smeared menstrual blood on Damu's finger?"

I nodded and replied, "As soon as you give it to me, I immediately ran to the bathroom to apply it." You see, as soon as you smear your menstrual blood, the redness and swelling of my finger will subside. ”

"Brother Zhang, do you have to apply it every day? how many days do you need to apply it?" the little widow asked with concern.

"Just apply it for three days straight. I replied.

"Brother Zhang, I think you should apply it for two more days and try to cure it to the root. The little widow suggested.

"Well, that's what I mean, too. Cuihua, I'm glad to have you, otherwise, where would I go to find menstrual blood? I said gratefully.

"Brother Zhang, this toy is indeed available in every family, but you definitely can't open your mouth to ask for it. If you ask another woman for this thing, they will think that they are molesting her. The little widow said with a smile.

"Cuihua, do you have a photo of Ding Fei?" I suddenly thought: Although Ding Fei was not seen in the toad mirror, I could let him see Ding Fei's photo, so that he could observe the reaction of the toad mirror.

"Yes, I have it on my phone. After the little widow finished speaking, she asked suspiciously, "Brother Zhang, do you like my cousin?"

I smiled faintly and said, "How could I fall in love with your cousin, judging by her appearance, she is a lot worse than you." Character-wise, he can't even match one of your toes. I'll say a little thing behind my back: Your cousin has had relationships with at least two or three men. ”

"You say my cousin has had sex with two or three men?" the little widow's face sank, a little unhappy. "Brother Zhang, I think you are slandering my cousin. ”

"Cuihua, you can ask her tactfully, I'm sure she'll tell you. Because, your cousin doesn't care about having a relationship. I said it seriously.

"Hmph, Brother Zhang, you can even see the problem of women. "The little widow squinted at me, as if I was a master of love.

"I just think your cousin is more, in fact, the woman is not that old, you can't see it on the surface. You'll have to be in bed to know. I smiled ambiguously.

"Brother Zhang, since you don't like my cousin, why do you want her picture?" asked the little widow suspiciously.

"I... I ......, "I don't want to tell the little widow about Ding Fei's panic when she saw the toad mirror, and I don't want to tell the little widow, I want to test the toad mirror's reaction." Because, I don't want the little widow to worry or be upset about this.

"Brother Zhang, you must have something to hide from me. The little widow said displeasedly.

I had an idea and came up with an excuse. So he said: "I have a habit of helping anyone to appraise antiques, to leave photos and identify antiques, in short, to build a file." Hey... This habit of mine is not unique, and the people who do our business have this rule. Just now, I was so confused by your cousin that I forgot to take a picture of her with my phone. ”

"So that's the case, why didn't you say it earlier, I wronged you. "The little widow winked at me.