Chapter 225: Death Q&A
Hearing the scolding outside the door, the camera consciously aimed at the real murderer, and Zhou Miao's face was as usual, listening to Zhang Han very seriously, as if it had nothing to do with him.
The rest of the guests didn't know the reason, thinking that it was just a short time for the parents in the countryside, so they didn't pay much attention to it, only Hu San glanced at him with a smile.
After the rules were clarified, everyone began to divide labor and cooperate, and before going out, Zhou Miao patted Hu San's hand, "Don't deliberately behave, just work normally." ”
Hu San nodded obediently, "Well, you can come back early after you finish it." ”
In an unfamiliar environment, Zhou Miao was not around, and Hu San always felt panicked.
As soon as he went out, Zhang Han pointed to the end of the north path, "The head of the household where we live has a big vegetable field over there, which of you is going to pick some vegetables and come back?" ”
"I'll go, I usually go out to buy groceries at home." Zhen Shuai volunteered.
"I'll go with him, he may not be easy to take alone." Xiao Jinyi's little milk dog Luca said.
Zhang Han nodded, "Okay, there are more of us, pick more, Zhou Miao and I will go catch a chicken and come back." ”
Zhen Shuai and Luca walked to the vegetable field shoulder to shoulder, obviously it was the first time they met, but the two unexpectedly came together.
Zhou Miao couldn't help but sigh, maybe this is the sympathy between the soft rice kings.
"Let's go, let's go to the chicken pen." Zhang Han waved his hand, and the two walked in the direction of the chicken pen.
On the way, Zhang Han said with a smile: "I haven't experienced this kind of rural life before." ”
"I used to live in the countryside for a period of time in "Metamorphosis", cutting wheat, watering manure, and doing all kinds of farm work, and our show is much easier than the season of "Metamorphosis" I participated in." After a few years, recalling the time when the deformation meter was recalled, Zhou Miao still couldn't help but feel a little nostalgic.
"Hahaha, I forgot that you made your deformation meter debut." After laughing, Zhang Han sighed.
"Every time I see you, I feel like I'm getting old, I remember the first time I saw you on TV, you were still very young, but I didn't expect that a few years later, you are one of the most popular singers in China."
Zhou Miao smiled modestly, "No, no, you have won the award, how can you be one of the best, it is just the number one album sales for three consecutive years, the largest number of champion singles in history, and the youngest national music producer!" ”
"Hahaha!" Zhang Han laughed when he heard this, and raised his leg to kick his ass, this kid is really stupid.
While talking and laughing, the two came to the chicken pen, a low house made of bricks, and covered with a layer of fishing nets to prevent the chickens from escaping.
Zhang Han rubbed his hands and looked embarrassed, he was still quite afraid of this kind of thing, so he hesitated and asked Zhou Miao, "Why don't you come?" ”
Zhou Miao walked up without giving in, and moved his wrist without fear, "To deal with this kind of poultry, first of all, you must not panic, you must be quick and grab its neck!" ”
Saying that, Zhou Miao asked Zhang Han to open the fishing net through a small opening, and then Zhou Miao's eyes froze, and he stretched out his hand like lightning!
"Gan!"
As if he had been electrocuted, Zhou Miao's hand that had just stretched out instantly retracted, and a small red dot was pecked out of the palm of his hand by a chicken.
"Are you alright?" Zhang Han hurriedly came over and asked.
"It's fine." Zhou Miao shook his hand, his face was a little unbearable, and he went to the field and found a broken sack to put on his hand, I don't believe it, I can't cure you today!
After putting on the "second-level A", Zhou Miao had no worries, and directly put his hand in to stir up for a long time, pulling out the big fat chicken that pecked him just now.
Looking at this big fat chicken, Zhou Miao showed a cruel smile, "Let's go, go back and slaughter him, I'll be the main knife." ”
Zhang Han hurriedly stopped him, "Don't worry, it's still early, now I'm going back to work, let's rest for a while." ”
After speaking, Zhang Han gave him an expression that you understand.
Zhou Miao instantly realized, "It makes sense!" ”
Then the two of them squatted on the field and blew about the time, and the photographers on the side couldn't help but be ashamed.
Tao Wei was so tired that he stopped to catch his breath after wiping the table, and looked out of the door in wonder, "It's been half a day since Luca and Zhen Shuai came back, why haven't they come back until now?" ”
"Maybe the chickens aren't easy to catch." Tian Yan said with some uncertainty.
"Eighty percent are lazy again." Tao Wei, the character of her husband, understands it too well, and she is better at hiding than anyone else.
After another half an hour, Zhou Miao and Zhang Han walked in with the chicken swaying, and said as they walked: "This chicken is really powerful, it can still slip away if it catches it, and it has chased us for most of the day, and I am tired to death!" ”
Zhang Han looked tired, and sat on the stool, "Oh, it's not good, rest for a while." ”
Zhou Miao went to the kitchen to take a look, Hu San was cutting side dishes, and Xiao Jinyi was scrubbing the pots and dishes with an impatient face, when had she ever done this kind of work.
Hu San glanced at him, "Can you be regarded as catching the chicken?" ”
Zhou Miao smiled, "How do you kill chickens?" I'm going to get rid of it. ”
Hu San has never killed a live chicken, but she has seen how her mother made it, "You must first pluck out the hair on your neck, and then cut it on it, don't waste blood, and use something to connect it." ”
Zhou Miao nodded to understand, picked a shiny kitchen knife from the kitchen, sharpened it twice at the wellhead, felt the sharpness of the blade with his thumb, and said lightly: "It's time, buddy will send you on the road." ”
"Okay, hurry up, there are so many scenes of killing a chicken, this chicken will be stewed for a long time." Zhang Han kept urging.
"Oh."
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It wasn't until it was completely dark that everyone hurriedly prepared dinner, and before they entered the room, they set a table in the courtyard and ate it.
The evening breeze is smoky, the frogs are drumming and the cicadas are chirping, and eating in this environment is also unique.
After being full of wine and food, Zhang Han gently patted the table, attracted everyone's attention and said:
"As you can see, there are four rooms in our yard, but only one master bedroom is air-conditioned, and the others only have electric fans, so next, we have to play a little game to decide which couple will sleep in the master bedroom."
Everyone felt the current weather, although it was already night, but it was still very hot, no air conditioning should not be hot!
"What game?" Xiao Jinyi asked.
"This link is called: Death Q&A, a total of 3 questions, one point for the correct answer, and the couple with the highest score can enjoy the air-conditioned master bedroom." Zhang Han introduced.
But before the link began, Zhang Han specially added, "Friendly reminder, the questions I ask will be very sensitive, please think clearly before answering!" ”
Everyone was a little apprehensive when they heard this, "10,000 Ways to Die for Couples" is based on a large scale, dare to say anything, dare to make a name for anything, and this link named Death Q&A has not appeared in previous seasons, and the first appearance will definitely cause trouble.
I hope I don't ask embarrassing questions, everyone said silently in their hearts.