Chapter 23: The Great Gala of the Peoples of the World
Before the dinner at the fifth grandfather's house, Ye Molan was dragged away by Ye Moze......
Ye Moze: "Follow me... Go wash your hands..."
Ye Molan: "Cousin Ze, don't drag me ......"
Ye Moze: "Wash your hands before eating! you don't even understand this, do you?"
Ye Molan: "I obviously saw a ...... who was ready to wipe a handkerchief"
Ye Moze: "It's clean after washing, obedient!"
Ye Molan: "Wash your hands, wash your hands, you let go of me, I'll wash ...... myself"
Ye Moze: "I'll help you wash! I have something to ask you......"
Ye Molan: "I can wash simple things like washing my hands, don't think I'm an idiot, okay?"
Ye Moze: "Ye Molan, weren't you an idiot just now......? You think it's handsome, disgusting......"
Ye Molan: "Okay! I know that you and I have different aesthetics! But no matter how different it is, Weiss is also very good-looking! And he is your cousin...... How can you say that behind people's backs?"
Ye Moze: "I'll just say he's Ah San, what's the matter? You don't know at all...... Weiss was a very filthy man, even though he was doing religious scholarship in the temple...... Actually, it's similar to the monks, do you know how strange their temple is, how inhumane it is, and there is an old tradition in that temple where young and beautiful women are regularly selected from untouchable families and whipped to the temple like cattle...... Often a woman with numerous monks...... It is also called the communication between the common people and the gods...... These have happened with monks... The women were able to make some Dharma for the poor and make a living from it, because they had sex with the monks... , which is recognized as a god...... Vis started doing this at the age of 16, and I don't know how many women he had sex with... The most susceptible to infectious diseases...... You're drooling when you look at a guy like that? I'm speechless, you don't feel disgusting, I feel disgusting......
Ye Molan: "Gross... Vomit... Vomiting ......" Retching! After hearing Ye Moze's words, it's no wonder if it's not disgusting...... It's disgusting...... Only then do we know what it means to be invisible...... No matter how handsome you are, you feel very disgusted...... He retched for a while, and then continued: "Brother Ze, why didn't you tell me earlier......?"
Ye Moze: "Fool......! Make you disobedient?...... Listen, stay away from Vess, I always feel that there is a strange smell in him...... Maybe there is some venereal disease...... It's dangerous to talk to him and squirt saliva in your face......"
Ye Molan retched a little again, and eased up: "Is it dangerous to spray saliva on your face?"
Ye Moze: "Of course there is! For example, you have a pimple on your face, which you squeezed out, and then a person with AIDS happens to spray saliva on it...... Huh, got it?"
Ye Molan: "Ah......" Ye Molan covered her face in fright, and touched her face without wounds or acne, so she was relieved......
Ye Moze saw Ye Molan's action of covering her face, raised her eyebrows and smiled, and then pulled her hands under the faucet, and squeezed some hand sanitizer next to her, from her wrist to her palm to her fingers...... Rubbed lightly over and over again......
Ye Molan: "I wash my ...... myself" Shrinking his hand, he couldn't resist it.
Ye Moze's palms are square and thick, the fingers are long, strong and powerful, the fingers are tight, each finger is upright, the fingers are square, and the nails are also square, no matter how you look at it, it gives people a sense of steadiness. The pair of Ye Molan's small hands held by the big hand, Ye Molan's hands look like they are soft and boneless, smooth and white, in fact, the bones are solid, the soft palms, the slender fingers, the fingers are upright, there is no excess fat on the fingertips of each finger, and each section on the dorsal joints of the fingers is slightly convex and full, and the color is bright and smooth......
Ye Moze: "Why do you have such long nails with such ugly hands?"
Ye Molan was embarrassed: "I have reservations about Cousin Ze's aesthetics......" From childhood to adulthood, Ye Moze was the first person to say that Ye Molan's hands were ugly...
Ye Moze: "I'll help you cut your nails in a while, it's unhygienic to leave such long nails......"
Ye Molan: "I didn't mess with you with my nails...... Long nails look good, and fingers appear longer...... I don't cut it!"
Ye Moze: "Your fingers are long enough, it's really ugly! Don't let people see these hands in the future, hide them! Don't be embarrassed ......"
Ye Molan: "You...... A lot of girls like to hold my hand, hmph! Girls say my hand looks good......"
Ye Moze: "Well, if you are taken advantage of, you have to be a fool!"
Ye Molan: "You ......"
Ye Moze: "What's you, yours, what's rude, call someone well!"
There was a sound of men and women laughing behind him, and someone craned his neck, staring at Ye Moze and Ye Molan's two hands and laughing meaningfully...... I don't know what I'm talking about? Ye Moze also had a smile on his face, and what was he talking and laughing at with them? Many curious eyes never left the two hands...... Ye Moze faced everyone's gaze with a righteous face, and still cleaned the hand sanitizer on Ye Molan's hands, as if he didn't leave a trace of hand sanitizer residue...... Look, I always feel that Ye Moze has a strong habit of cleanliness?
After washing his hands, Ye Moze took Ye Molan to the restaurant, and Ye Molan asked: "Cousin Ze, were they laughing at me just now? Will such a big person still let others help wash his hands? Will they laugh at me for being an idiot? or mentally retarded? or imbecile?"
Ye Moze smiled: "Well, mentally retarded, so I can't take care of myself in life!"
Ye Molan: "You... You've killed me...... Hmph, I don't know each other anyway, I can drop as much as I love ......."
In the middle of the banquet hall is a long dining table, with many various musical instruments behind the tables and chairs, and a large drum next to it...... The long dining table can accommodate a large number of people...... This makes it look intimate and lively, and there is no need to sit separately...... The fifth grandfather sat at the head of the table, and the two twin beauties sat on his left and right...... Ye Moze's father was also present at this time, Ye Moze's mother had passed away in her early years, so Ye Moze's father is now surrounded by a beautiful woman with a hot-spicy-sexy-sexy body...... After listening to Ye Moze's words, Ye Molan was very disgusted with this monk named Weis, and she would feel disgusted when she looked at him, and she was even more afraid of being touched by him on the corner of her clothes...... In fact, Ye Molan also has a habit of cleanliness......
Ye Molan whispered to Ye Moze: "Your stepmother is so beautiful-good-sexy, she is still so young, will she give you a few younger brothers and sisters?"
Ye Moze: "Nonsense! What stepmother, they are not married...... It's fair to take what you need! Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, huh?"
Ye Molan flattened her mouth: "Oh!"
Ye Moze smiled lightly: "It's ugly to death, when did you learn to flatten your mouth?cough! Can you eat quietly?The jam is ...... on your face" As he spoke, a finger hooked the jam on Ye Molan's cheek, and the finger reached into his mouth again, and the tongue stretched out to lick the jam on the finger......
The taste of grilled chicken wings is very unique, Ye Molan reached out and grabbed a steel clip and sandwiched another grilled chicken wing, smelled the real fragrance, opened her mouth to bite it, but saw that the food that had fallen into her mouth was robbed by Ye Moze...... Ye Moze snatched the grilled chicken wings and ate them himself......
Ye Molan: "Why are you snatching my chicken wings?"
Ye Moze: "You have already eaten one just now, no matter how delicious anything is, you can only taste it! I have already repeated it to you many times, there will be many dishes later, and you can eat every little bit of everything......
In fact, if you look at the crowd at this long table, you can only call it a hi when you eat! All kinds of hip-hop slapsticks, because the long table is too long, and some food is far away, and someone can climb on the table with half of his body to pick up the food...... I think food should be eaten like this, such an atmosphere is the most comfortable to eat, which is called a heroic, generous, and no sense of restraint.
Ye Molan wanted to check the time, only to find that the mobile phone had been confiscated by Ye Moze before the meal and put it at his assistant's place, saying that he couldn't look at the mobile phone during the meal...... Some distraction... Yao Yi hasn't contacted me for a long time, or rather, I can't contact Yao Yi... Is it really a meeting in Pingshui, that's why it disappeared so silently? Don't you even need a parting word? I shook my head suddenly, I thought too much? Yao Yi and I were just meeting in Pingshui...... It's my own fault, maybe I'm scaring people away......
Ye Moze: "Ahem! Eat seriously, don't be absent-minded...... Do you put the fish bone broth in your nostrils?"
Ye Molan: "Cough cough cough ......" The soup is not choked, but what Ye Moze says is always very choking.
When everyone was full, the fifth grandfather proposed to play a game...... The game is very simple, drumming and passing the hat, huh? I don't know whose flower hat was caught, a strong Filipino maid was blindfolded and drummed, and then everyone saw that it was passing the flower hat, and the drum stopped in someone's hand, who would perform a piece of talent, anything, magic, acrobatics, dancing, singing, musical instruments, even if you want to draw a landscape painting, anyway, you draw your painting, everyone's game continues to start without affecting you...... There are various musical instruments to choose from in the back......
The fifth grandfather was in good spirits, and the flower hat fell into the hands of the fifth grandfather, who carried the accordion on his back and sang a Russian country song while playing the accordion. Seriously, he has a strong personal charm, a tough waist, and a loud singing voice......
There are all kinds of talents, which is very interesting...... Because it is a gathering place of all the nations of the world, of course, many musical instruments that Ye Molan has not seen are full of fresh curiosity...... This time, Ye Molan discovered for the first time that the people in the fifth grandfather's family were so interesting......
When the flower hat fell into the hands of Cui Meiji, Cui Meiji planned to play a piece of ancient music with the guzheng, hoping to have the cooperation of the flute...... After asking for a circle, no one can blow the flute......
Ye Molan: "I can't play the flute, but can I use the flute instead?"
Cui Meiji: "Sister Mo Lan, of course you can, you use the flute to play with me!"
In the pile of musical instruments, a bamboo flute was really turned out......
Ye Moze: "Wait, I'll go wash it, I don't know how long this flute has been played?" Sister Meiji, you first adjust the sound ...... of the guzheng."
Ye Moze went to wash the flute, Ye Molan was finally able to stretch herself, she always felt uncomfortable with Ye Moze by her side, and she was always restrained by others...... escaped from the shackles, so that he could stretch and take the opportunity to stretch...... A relative next to him couldn't help but laugh when he saw Ye Molan's actions......
Jack: "Giggle...... Ye Molan, you are so tightly controlled by Ye Moze's domineering madness......"
Ye Molan: "Ah, are you? Are you Jack? How is it possible? Are you really related to me?"
Jack: "Alas, I said we were relatives...... Why don't you believe ......?"
Ye Molan smiled embarrassedly: "Hey, hey, hey, how would I know? A stranger has to say it's my cousin...... No one will believe it!"
Jack: "Now that I know I'm your real cousin, then I sincerely invite Cousin Ye Molan to join our band again!"
Ye Molan: "Where can I go to a professional band like yours? I can only play when I am bored...... I don't have perseverance, I don't have talent......"
Jack: "Ye Molan, you play the drum kit very well......"
Ye Molan: "Hehe! It's Cousin Jack who is too awarded......
Ye Moze: "The flute has been cleaned, and I have already pasted the flute membrane...... What are you two talking about?"
Jack, Ye Molan replied in unison: "It's nothing ......"
Placing the guzheng requires a spacious place, so the guzheng is placed on a small stage in front of the dining table, and if it is just Ye Molan playing the flute, it can sit at the dining table...... Previously, there were many small instruments that were performed at the dinner table to allow for more intimate fun...... Because she wanted to cooperate with the guzheng, Ye Molan had no choice but to stand on the small stage with Cui Meiji......
Melodious...... Long...... Delicate...... Tactful...... Undulating...... The combination of guzheng and flute brings the crowd away from reality...... Went to the Ancient ...... Traveled through time and space...... The crowd quietly felt the ancient music...... Until the music stops...... Then the applause slowly sounded......
Back at the table and greeted with cheers and wine......
Ye Moze: "Mo Lan, happy is happy! Don't drink too much...... After speaking, his left hand circled Ye Molan's waist, stroked Ye Molan's lower abdomen with his palm, and stared at Ye Molan with a frown: "I said did you eat too much today......?
Ye Molan: "Ahem, cousin Ze, aren't you still eating, why are you touching someone's little belly?"
Ye Moze: "Come on, seeing that you are so happy today, I will relax with you once!
Ye Molan: "Well, since it's relaxed, don't touch my little belly, okay? You make people feel very strange to see like this......"
As he spoke, the flower hat fell into Ye Molan's hand......
The fifth grandfather laughed and said, "Haha! This time, look at what my little Molan's grandson is performing for all of us? I have already used the flute before, and the same person can't use the same instrument......"
Ye Molan: "The fifth grandfather wants to see Mo Lan out of embarrassment......"
The fifth grandfather smiled cunningly...... To say that in the entire Ye family, the fifth grandfather is a good person in Ye Molan's impression, he has given red envelopes when he met since he was a child, and the red envelopes are always stuffed, in the eyes of the fifth grandfather, Ye Molan is also an authentic Ye family, so the red envelopes given to Ye Molan since he was a child are bigger than those sent to other cousins' children! Even his own grandfather often forgets to give himself red envelopes, but the fifth grandfather never forgets to do it once...... To tell the truth, the red envelopes that the fifth grandfather gave to Ye Molan from childhood to adulthood were the pillars of Ye Molan's entrepreneurial capital, because this money was handed over to her mother for safekeeping, and later Ye Molan wanted to start a business, saying that her parents supported a start-up fund, which was actually the income of Ye Molan's New Year's money from childhood to adulthood over the years......
Jack: "Ye Molan, drum kit!"
Ye Molan: "Okay!
Ye Molan's drum kit is not the best...... It can be said that the two or three people who played the drum kit before did not play well...... But the visual sense is very good...... Long flowing hair, soft and strong...... Classical sense impacts modern passion...... Ye Molan's temperament obviously has a strong sense of contrast with instruments such as drum kits, but they can be blended together so harmoniously...... Ye Moze looked a little dazed...... Muttering, "When did she learn the drum kit?"
After the applause, Ye Moze pulled Ye Molan, and wrapped his arms around Ye Molan's waist as if no one was around, and whispered in her ear: "Damn little girl, why did you play yourself a waste before?"
Ye Molan: "Uh, no, right? If you can play a drum kit, it's not a waste?"
Ye Moze: "I suddenly think that Mo Lan is better to be a waste...... You shouldn't be playing a drum kit...... Let me strangle you, okay?"
Ye Molan: "Well, okay! It's all death anyway, sooner or later... I'm worried about the executioner every day, so it's better to have a good time!" After speaking, he stretched his neck, raised his eyebrows, squinted his eyes, and secretly opened his eyes to take a look, although he was joking, he was still a little worried that Ye Moze would really strangle himself......
Ye Moze didn't really pinch Ye Molan's neck, but pinched Ye Molan's waist with his fingers......
Ye Molan: "Ah...... It hurts!"
An aunt smiled and said, "Where are Mo Ze and Mo Lan like cousins......? Hey, hey, hey......"
An uncle answered and laughed: "You just found out? I found out at the first sight of these two people this time, haha......"
Ye Moze listened sincerely, neither refuted nor denied, but skillfully opened the topic......
Ye Molan looked stupid, watching others perform magic tricks seriously......