Chapter 261: "Hair Is Messy" (2-in-1)
"I didn't have enough fun tonight."
"Do you want to call a few handsome guys next time?"
Seven or eight well-dressed women walked down from the box upstairs, Zuo Qiu walked in the middle of the line with a palm-sized handbag, occasionally echoing the laughter of the people around him.
Walking and walking, Zuo Qiu suddenly frowned and stopped, and the girl behind her bumped into her without checking for a while.
"Oh, what's wrong Xiaoqiu, why did you stop when you walked well?" The woman behind her asked, covering her head.
Zuo Qiu reacted and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I saw an acquaintance, you guys go first, I'll go say hello." ”
"Then let's go first, remember to ask me when you have time~"
Zuo Qiu waved his hand: "Well, bye-bye." ”
Seeing off his friends, Zuo Qiu walked to a booth not far away, tilting his head to stare at one of the people whose head was shaking.
Zhang Han, who was quite sober, was stunned when he saw Zuo Qiu, he knew Zuo Qiu, and said in surprise: "Boss Zuo, what a coincidence." ”
Zuo Qiu nodded slightly, in addition to Zhang Han and Zhou Miao, there was also a guy in the booth who had already drunk and laid down, and although Zhou Miao had not yet fallen down, his eyes seemed to be open, and his body was dangling, looking like he was wandering into the world.
Zuo Qiu frowned slightly, "Why did he drink so much?" ”
Zhang Han scratched his face, "Uh...... He was happy. ”
"What are you so happy about?"
"He sold songs for 500,000."
"Huh?" Zuo Qiu couldn't believe that Zhou Miao had been so easily satisfied.
After looking at the time, it was already early in the morning, Zuo Qiu said: "It's not too early, I'll send him back first." ”
With the help of Zhang Han, Zhou Miao was put into Zuoqiu's Rolls-Royce.
Closing the door, the driver looked ahead and asked, "Are you going home now?" ”
Zuo Qiu hesitated, but still said, "Send him back first." ”
"Okay."
When the car starts, the bezel of the cab and the back seat slowly rises, isolating a quiet little world.
In order to make Zhou Miao sleep more comfortably, Zuo Qiu rested his head on his shoulder, pinched his face casually, and said softly: "Stingy ghost, you can't drink and drink so much." ”
Silent all the way.
Half an hour later, Hu San, who was already asleep, rang the doorbell, and when he opened the door, Zuo Qiu was standing outside the door with a drunken Zhou Miao.
"Mr. Qiu? How did you send him home? Hu San hurriedly helped Zuo Qiu to help Zhou Miao to the bed.
Zuo Qiu sat down on the bed and shook his sore hands, "I went to a bar with my friend, and I happened to bump into him getting drunk with Zhang Han, so I sent him back by the way." ”
"This guy is really going to cause trouble." Hu San pinched Zhou Miao's nose mischievously, and then twisted away dissatisfiedly.
The corners of Zuo Qiu's mouth were slightly hooked, and after a pause, he got up to say goodbye.
And Hu San has been sniffing Zhou Miao like a little fox since she left, but fortunately, he didn't find other women's fragrances except for Zuo Qiu's perfume smell.
"Count yourself realised."
……
At the Cantonese training base, Zhou Miao handed Li Ran a headset, "Listen and see." ”
"What is this?" Li Ran asked curiously, Zhou Miao didn't talk, and pressed the play button of the mobile phone after he put on the headphones.
The Mystery of God...... I couldn't help but discuss.
But soon, as the music in the headphones sounded, Li Ran's eyebrows suddenly raised, and he glanced at Zhou Miao with wide eyes, and then his head nodded rhythmically, and his left leg shook as if he had stepped on the pedal of a sewing machine.
The bucktooth man who was passing by stopped, "What's the matter, the plague?" ”
Li Ran handed him a headset.
So there was another plague guy in the base.
After listening to the whole song, Li Ran asked excitedly: "This is a Cantonese song you wrote?" Enough?! ”
Zhou Miao picked her chin, "Is my pronunciation standard enough?" ”
Li Ran gave a thumbs up, "As far as this song is concerned, I can't tell that it was sung by mainlanders at all." ”
"That's good." Zhou Miao smiled with satisfaction.
Although Zhou Miao's Cantonese has not yet been practiced at home, there is the original version of the god of song in his memory as a reference, and it is no problem to record a Cantonese song, and it is just for insurance to let Li Ran listen to it once.
returned to the studio and finished the remaining post-processing, Zhou Miao uploaded the song directly without doing any publicity work.
Zhou Miao sent a message to Zhen Shuai, then threw her phone on the sofa in the office, and let out a long sigh, this song is estimated to have a big rhythm.
Ten minutes later, Zhen Shuai reposted and shared a song called "Hair is Messy" on Weibo, and said it.
"@田言, this is the highest consumption in my life, as a parting gift for you, I hope you like it."
Since Peng Jinyan posted the lawyer's letter, Zhen Shuai's Weibo has been stopped, and netizens thought that there was no melon to eat, but they didn't expect him to suddenly make another move!
And netizens clicked on the song he shared, and they found that this song was actually sung by Zhou Miao! Song! And looking at the lyrics, it seems that it is still written between Zhen Shuai and Tian Yan!
Netizens were immediately excited and hurriedly clicked play.
"Click~"
"Oh no, get up!"
At the beginning of the song, a woman shouted in a panicked whisper accompanied by the sound of the lock opening the door.
In just five words, the audience has already made up everything in their brains, and even automatically substituted Tian Yan's face for the female voice.
Immediately after that, the dynamic dance music of the old disco in the nineties sounded, and the strong rhythm made people involuntarily want to sway along, accompanied by a heavy drum beat, Zhou Miao's voice sounded just right.
"Why are you sharp-voiced tonight?
The hairstyle is messed up again
It was as if the vigorous exercise had ended
When I looked at the watch, I knew something was wrong
You've been there this night
With that he quietly played the old tune......"
At the moment when the song sounded, all the listeners were stunned, Cantonese!
Although I had heard that Zhou Miao was learning Cantonese, who would have thought that he would come up with results so quickly, and it was in such a scene!
However, if you listen carefully, Zhou Miao's Cantonese singing is very standard, very natural and fluent, and there is no lame feeling that most mainlanders speak Cantonese.
Surprised, they turned up their volumes, trying to find something wrong to laugh at him.
"You're broken, and you said it was probably night, and your hair was messed up
In a hurry, I didn't dare to be frivolous with my back
If you've had enough, please reveal
You've done something wrong and you've messed up your hair
The response is messed up
It's too much, the buttons are all wrong~"
As the climax of the chorus sounds, the listeners, who had been thinking of finding faults, forgot their original purpose and completely immersed themselves in the atmosphere created by the song.
It's obviously such a sad thing, but Zhou Miao gave it the most cheerful tune, if you don't read the lyrics, people who can't understand Cantonese will even mistake it for a love song.
Still, this song just makes people feel ...... It's so fucking good, so fucking smelly!
Especially the continuous falsetto of Zhou Miao's broken leg at the end of the song, which is full of commotion, it almost makes people wet!
In the comment area of "Hair is Messy", all kinds of tiger and wolf words appeared frequently, and even alarmed the music platform official to come to delete the comment control area.
"I can't sleep Zhou Miao in this life, and I can't close my eyes when I die."
"What can make people GC, in addition to DOI, there is also Zhou Miao singing "Hair is Messy"."
"After listening to this song, I actually envy Tian Yan a little, what's going on?"
"Kneel and beg Brother Miao to have a live version of "Hair is Messy"!"
……
In just one night, "Hair is Messy" became out of control, and even the search index with Tian Yan increased by several orders of magnitude.
Tian Yan has been scolded very badly by countless netizens, and now even the company has to terminate the contract with her, and the only few endorsements in her hand have all been terminated from cooperation with her.
The wall fell down and everyone pushed it, and the broken drum was beaten by 10,000 people.
After a few nights of greedy joy, in exchange for a lot of chicken feathers, Xiaohua, who originally had a promising future, turned herself into a contemporary Pan Jinlian, and was kicked out of the showbiz with a very ugly attitude.
And Zhen Shuai also suffered heavy losses, he temporarily breached the contract and rushed back from Paris to catch the rapist, not to mention a large amount of liquidated damages, the organizer also released words to ban him, his modeling career was over, and now he is lying in the hotel all day drunk and dreaming of death.
He seemed to have won, but there was nothing left.
……
At the final scene of "Pink Prosperity", in the backstage, the three RGB were wearing cute western denim clothes, cowboy hats, and toy guns stuck in their waists, looking delicate and a little handsome.
An Qi, who was sitting in front of the mirror, was a little absent-minded, looking at the door from time to time, "That guy won't let us pigeon, right, he said that he would come to the scene to cheer us for the final." ”
Lin Keer touched up her makeup in the mirror and asked, "Did you remind him?" He seems to have been quite busy lately, didn't he just release a Cantonese song? ”
An Qi poked Zhao Li's waist with his fingers and asked, "Have you reminded me?" ”
"Nope."
"Me neither, I thought you'd say."
Zhao Li lowered her head and unconsciously swiped her mobile phone, her current relationship with Zhou Miao is not even as good as An Qi's relationship with him, and there is basically no contact in private.
An Qi looked at the photo of Zhou Miao drinking in a bar taken by a passer-by on Weibo, and muttered: "Forget it, it is better to expect him to remember this by himself, than to expect the sow to go up the tree." ”
"Shall I go?"
An Qi's eyes widened suddenly, and when she looked up, in the mirror, Zhou Miao was standing behind her with a smile.
Although he was excited in his heart, he still said in a strange tone: "Oh~ You can count it, I thought you forgot about it." ”
Zhou Miao found a stool to sit down, pointed to the next door and said, "I just passed by the dressing room of the beautiful legs era, and I saw them in rehearsal and watched them for a while, I have to say, it's really amazing." ”
An Qi deeply agrees with this, she debuted in South Korea, and the competition among many Korean girl groups is very fierce, and the beautiful legs era can stand out from it, not because of their long legs.
"Are you sure you can beat them?" Zhou Miao asked.
An Qi leaned back when he heard this, "Who are we?" ”
"We are RGB!" The three beauties strike a very middle two pose.
Zhou Miao nodded and applauded, "Okay, very energetic!" ”
"But ......" Zhou Miao took a few steps back, pinching her chin and looking at their outfits, "I always feel that something is missing." ”
An Qi spun around in place, and Biye blinked, "Isn't it beautiful?" ”
Zhao Li couldn't stand it anymore, and took her hand down, "Don't pretend to be tender, sister, you're in your twenties." ”
"Huh?"
An Qi's eyes widened when he heard this, Zhao Li glared back without showing weakness, and the two of them met their heads and began to push the cow, and no one was convinced.
Lin Keer sighed helplessly, was speechless to these two people, and drank it alone with a small sip of the water cup.
What's missing? Zhou Miao scratched his head, and suddenly he saw cumin squatting on the side playing games, and the beard on his face, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
"I thought of it!"
An Qi and Zhao Li turned their heads to look at him when they heard this.
Zhou Miao took out a signature pen from his pocket, walked over and pinched An Qi's chin with one hand, "Don't move!" ”
Feeling Zhou Miao's pen drawing on her face, An Qi panicked instantly, "Hey, the game will start soon, don't break my makeup!" ”
"Shut up." Zhou Miao ignored her, her hands kept moving, and Zhao Li and Lin Ke'er couldn't help but come over curiously to take a closer look, and their eyes gradually lit up.
It only took a few dozen seconds for Zhou Miao to take a step back and nodded with satisfaction, "Yes." ”
An Qi hurriedly looked at the mirror, only to see that her face was painted by Zhou Miao with two curly mustaches, and with this denim suit, the whole person looked even more cute and delicate.
Seeing this, Zhao Li and Lin Ke'er hurriedly sat down and looked up with their little faces up, and said, "I want it too!" ”
Zhou Miao coughed dryly, why did this sound weird.
……
"Hello audience friends, welcome to the finals stage of "Pink Prosperity", I am the host Huazi."
At seven o'clock in the evening, the recording of the finals officially began, and the first to play was the Korean girl group Beautiful Legs Era, tonight, the girls in the Beautiful Legs era have changed into reverie sailor suits, showing their beautiful bodies to the fullest, especially a pair of white and long beautiful legs, which is particularly eye-catching, which also led to a wolf howl off the stage before the show started.
Zhou Miao couldn't enjoy watching it in the background, "I'll go to investigate the enemy's situation, you guys take it easy and prepare well." ”
After speaking, Zhou Miao ran away without a trace.
Zhao Li was a little surprised, what is so good about those plastic surgery monsters, who will she lose to if she compares her legs?
Looking down, huh...... I wore pants today.
Zhou Miao sat in the exclusive position of cumin's music partner, and found that the stage scenery here was excellent, and every kick and twist of the girl on the stage could be seen clearly, which made him feast his eyes.
Sitting on the scene to watch the performance of the era of beautiful legs, Zhou Miao really felt the difference between the domestic girl group and them.
First of all, the first point is the dance skills, which are really all-round hanging, as if copying and pasting, the body is very stretched and natural, and the subtle movements show their skills.
The second point is singing skills, they can sing and dance while maintaining the stability of the breath and not out of tune, which is actually a difficult thing, most of the domestic girl groups are basically the same as the car accident scene after leaving Xiuyin.
Third, and most importantly, they know how to show their charm in front of the camera, and when the camera is aimed at them, they only need a look and a provocative gesture to make the audience instantly hit by her softness and charm.
Zhou Miao silently cocked Erlang's legs and clamped them, and gave applause to the beautiful legs era that had just finished performing, it was too strong!
In the end, the performance in the finals of the beautiful legs era scored 92.5 points, and the girls immediately hugged each other happily.
Now it's RGB's turn.
The stage darkened, Zhou Miao blew in the palm of her hand, and sweated for them in her heart.
Come on, old girl.