CHAPTER 124: BUG
Liu Zijin smiled because he liked to laugh, and his first reaction when he saw people was to laugh, and Du Qinghuan's smiling face was difficult not to make people feel good. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Li Zhihao smiled because he saw Du Qinghuan's appearance, and Du Qinghuan, who had used all kinds of beautiful words for Concubine Lan before, was not so good-looking, at least, Li Zhihao felt that he was more handsome than him. If this Du Qinghuan is a woman, she should also be a good woman. But Li Zhihao thought that if he was a woman, he would definitely be the best woman in the world, and Li Zhihao was very happy when he thought of having a female gender.
Du Qinghuan smiled very politely, especially the corners of his mouth, which made people feel close at first glance. He heard Concubine Lan's startled cry from afar, and he was very happy at the thought that this cute little girl was going back to the gang, but he didn't expect to see two men as soon as he came over, and they were two handsome men. His first thought was that Concubine Lan had been deceived, so he wanted to explore the reality of these two people and see what kind of people they were.
Liu Zijin saluted Du Qinghuan and said with a smile: "Du Daxia is good." ”
"Brother, it's good. ”
Li Zhihao replied at this time: "What I laugh at is that this Liu Zijin obviously doesn't write very well, but he looks like a master and praises your words." ”
Du Qinghuan looked at Liu Zijin, Liu Zijin chuckled: "Yes, my handwriting is indeed not very good, my personality is impatient, I always want to write fast, and I don't have the patience to write carefully stroke by stroke." ”
Du Qinghuan nodded, and replied with a smile that made people feel like a spring breeze: "I understand very well, so do I, no wonder it was said in ancient times that writing was a matter of self-cultivation." ”
Li Zhihao laughed and said: "So, it makes sense that this word is like his person, you can see how impatient this person is when you look at Liu Zijin's words." ”
Liu Zijin chuckled lightly and asked rhetorically, "You write very well?"
"Much better than what you wrote. ”
"Why don't you take it out and take a look?"
"Just look at it. ”
As he spoke, Li Zhihao took off the spear on his back, only to see him holding the gun with one hand, the tip of the gun pointed to the ground, and quickly walked on the ground, and handwriting soon appeared on the ground, but the strange thing is that even if the ground was pierced, neither dust nor particles were raised in the strokes.
The words were quickly written, and he neatly put the gun back and asked in a stinky manner, "Am I not good at writing?"
Concubine Lan and Du Qinghuan looked at the ground, only to see that there were seven big characters written on the ground, "Controlling Lori is the king", and these seven words are written on the dragon and the phoenix, which is not bad.
Liu Zijin didn't bother to look at the ground, he complained dissatisfiedly: "You are cheating." ”
"If you have the ability, you can write it too. ”
"Tsk......"
There was a sudden sound of clapping hands around, Li Zhihao turned his head, and saw Du Qinghuan clapping and exclaiming: "Good words, good guns, just look at this word, you know that Brother Li is a free and easy wonderful person." ”
"Haha, of course. ”
And Concubine Lan looked at it for a long time, glanced up at Li Zhihao, took a few steps back, and said softly: "Are you a Lolitacon?"
"I'm not Lolicon, I just like short girls. ”
“...... Oh. ”
Concubine Lan silently hid behind Du Qinghuan and secretly stared at Li Zhihao.
Li Zhihao was amused by this action, Liu Zijin glanced at Li Zhihao, stepped forward and said: "Speaking of which, we haven't introduced ourselves yet, my name is Liu Zijin, his name is Li Zhihao, both of us are novices who have just entered the game, and we haven't taken a few steps before we were led by the master." ”
Du Qinghuan looked down at Concubine Lan, Concubine Lan nodded, and said, "Well, they are all my apprentices, but I didn't expect that one of them was a lolita, and he trembled." ”
Liu Zijin smiled and said, "Master, don't be afraid, you are a mature woman, he won't have thoughts about you." ”
Du Qinghuan touched Concubine Lan's back and chuckled: "Hello, my name is Du Qinghuan, I am the helper of Lanxi Pavilion, this is our station, let's not stand at the door of the house, come, go in and talk." ”
Li Zhihao smiled: "Okay, don't be afraid, master, let's go in." ”
As soon as Li Zhihao spoke to Concubine Lan, Concubine Lan jumped up from the ground and ran into the gang in a puff of smoke, and the three of them laughed at the same time and walked into the gang together.
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Two months later, Liu Zijin and Li Zhihao sat on a cruise ship in Hangzhou, Li Zhihao drank wine while admiring the moon, Liu Zijin took a sip of Darjeeling, and said slowly: "There is a problem." ”
"It's a problem, and it's big. ”
Liu Zijin put down the cup, turned back, and lay on the board, he looked at the moon, and said, "But I have a little bit of an idea." ”
"What?"
"We've been playing games for the past two months, well, just like this is a game, and we've made a name for ourselves in the game, and I guess a lot of people already know about us. ”
"Hmm. ”
"And once someone starts following us, then they're sure to find out that neither of us has ever been offline. ”
"That's why we've been walking alone. ”
"And then I recently started to think, this game is obviously no problem, everyone can go offline, and there is no scary virus in the game, so what is the danger of this world, and why is it going to be destroyed in an instant? ”
"Don't whet my appetite. ”
"We have to get out. ”
"Where to go?"
"Out of the game. ”
Li Zhihao took a sip of wine and laughed: "Hahaha, it's fun, the NPC ran out of the game." ”
"Fantasy is going to invade reality. ”
"And how are we going to get out?"
Liu Zijin asked rhetorically: "When you can't call out the menu in the game, how do you usually quit the game?" ”
"ALT+F4, if it doesn't work, just task manager, if it doesn't work, restart. ”
"Then we'll let people restart. ”
"Let whom?"
"Isn't the world run by a very powerful computer? We'll let him restart the game. ”
"How do you get him to restart. ”
"BUGS, OF COURSE. ”
"Tell me about it. ”
"Listen to the player's statement,This game is amazing.,There hasn't been a single bug since it was run.,There hasn't been a service outage.,It's all that super computer running online.,Online error correction.。 But there was one mistake that he never corrected. ”
"Huh, you also found a bug in the game, so bad?"
"No, no, Li Zhihao, if you think about it carefully, aren't we the BUG. ”
Li Zhihao was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he smiled: "Yes, we are BUG, not players, not NPCs, we are wearing anti-heaven equipment, and there are a bunch of earth-destroying things in the possession space." ”
"But we haven't been corrected. ”
"That means this thing can't fix us. ”
"yes, he can't erase our presence, I guess he's noticed us, he just doesn't know how to deal with us. And what we do these days is no different from the average player, so the computer is just watching us and doesn't do anything to limit us. ”
Li Zhihao poured the rest of the wine into his stomach, he felt the heat of burning all over his body, and he laughed: "It seems that we have to go crazy, but it's okay, there is not much wine in my personal space, and it just so happens that I want to change the wine and drink." ”
"Me too, I'm almost tired of instant noodles. ”
"Hahaha, then we're going to do sabotage. ”
"It's not just about sabotage, it's about affecting the balance of the game. ”
"Hahaha, I know what to do. ”
"It's not enough. ”
"What else are you going to do?"
"Don't forget that the NPCs think we're in league with them, and since we're all primitives, they'll naturally trust us more, and we can stir up the NPC's emotions towards the player, and we can also interfere with the story. ”
"Hahaha, I like it. ”
Liu Zijin smiled lightly and said slowly: "Do you remember that Lou Tingfeng sent our intelligence force?"
"Remember, the leader is still a little beauty. ”
"The last time I commissioned them to investigate, it's almost over, and now we can ask them to give all the unwanted things in our packages to the people here one by one. ”
"Started with an ambitious little gang, of course?"
"To be precise, it's the start of an ambitious but stupid little gang. ”
Li Zhihao thought for a while, and said, "Remember to send a little to the master as well." ”
"Of course, I won't treat her badly. ”
"A few days ago, she sent a book to complain about us, saying that she disappeared within a few days of accepting the apprentice, and her old arms and legs hurt badly. ”
"Hahaha. ”
"Speaking of which, don't you think Du Qinghuan is a bit arrogant?"
"Not to mention Long Aotian, it's just a male protagonist, but let's not do something that is a little bad first, let's do the right thing first. ”
Li Zhihao whistled and laughed: "What's the matter, do we act together or separately?"
"Whatever you want. ”
"Then let's go separately, I still want to see what the Qinglou was like in ancient times. ”
"Don't, I want to see it too, let's go together. ”
"Aren't you sixteen?"
"You're fifteen!"
"Okay, then let's go to the Qinglou together and then act separately. ”
"Then without further ado, let's go!"
"Maybe you can meet Li Bai again. ”
"Wow, we haven't seen him yet!
Ten days later, in the meeting room of the Giant Whale Gang, all the main members of the gang stared at the thirty cheapest ceramic bottles on the market on the table in a daze.
Everyone saw a few large words floating on the ceramic bottle: "Goddess of Dawn's Forgiveness, Effect: After drinking, the maximum attack power is increased tenfold and the drinker is given an invincible status that lasts for seventy-two hours." ”
And in the Sea Sand Gang not far from the Giant Whale Gang, they also stared at the same thing in a daze.