After eating and drinking for a long time, he had a stomach upset.

This is for sure, a person who has never eaten half-baked things, suddenly eats so much barbecue meat with blood in it, plus drinks a high degree of liquor like a burning knife, even the copper wall can't withstand it, let alone a person who hasn't eaten for a few days?

He couldn't help it, so he whispered in Zuo Bai's ear and said, "Brother Zuo, where is the toilet?" I want to go and make it easier. ”

Zuo Bai was fighting with the black man, coupled with the cloud mountain fog cover who was drinking, and asked in a loud voice: "What?" ”

Lin Xiangdi asked again.

Zuo Bai suddenly realized, smiled, drew a big circle with his arm rounded, and said with a big tongue: "This...... The sky is wide and the sky is wide...... Where can't you poop anymore? You...... Do you want to go...... Wherever you want, you can ......"

Everyone entered a drunken state, and followed Brother Zuo and smirked.

The black man burped a big full and said with a smile: "Ask, what is the most comfortable in this world?" Answer, find a place where no one cares about it, and pull him a piece of. ”

The crowd burst out laughing.

Zuo Bai said: "Listen...... Do you hear me? Go, go...... and go. ”

Lin Xiangdi's face was red to the soles of his feet. He wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in. Fortunately, they were all a little drunk, and it is estimated that they will not remember this embarrassing scene when they wake up.

He hurried away and went around to the back of the house to find a place to solve the problem.

But when you go to the back of the house, you can see that it has already become a natural thatched house. He was suddenly a little nauseous and hurriedly ran away. While running, I thought, it is still very reasonable for the country to make efforts to carry out the toilet revolution, otherwise there are such scenes all over the street, who can stand it?

On the left is the desert. On the right is a ring of houses.

He thought about it for a moment and chose the left. Because behind the house on the right, it is estimated that it is still a natural thatched house. He couldn't stand it.

After walking for about seven or eight minutes, he made sure that he would not be seen by anyone, and then found a place to squat.

But a big problem stood in his way, he was constipated.

After squatting for a long time, my legs were numb, and it didn't solve the problem. He thought desperately, why don't you go back.

At this moment, there was a hollow beading sound in his ears, and the sound was very loud.

Although in a short period of time, Lin Xiangdi's brain had not yet recognized what the sound was, he was still scared into a cold sweat.

Suddenly, a kind of material that he had seen before entering the desert appeared in his consciousness, a video material, a snake with a ring, a world-famous poisonous snake, a rattlesnake.

This...... Isn't this the sound of a rattlesnake's tail?

With such a loud voice, the snake must be near him.

Lin Xiangdi's legs, which were already numb, shook violently all of a sudden. He closed his eyes vigorously and thought: Why is my life so miserable? Just rescued, when you come out to go to the toilet, you're going to die again? Isn't this a good idea of Lao Tie in vain?

Just as he was thinking like this, he heard the rattlesnake sound moving again, and listening to the sound, the poison king was getting closer and closer to him. It seems that today is really inevitable.

He didn't dare to move, didn't dare to look back to see where the rattlesnake was. Could it be behind your ass? Will it take a bite out of its ass?

Oh my God!

Don't!

He had only seen this snake on the Internet, but there was no way to deal with it. What to do? Isn't it a bit low to shout now to let that group of big men save themselves? If they see themselves bare-bottomed, they will probably be teased endlessly.

Lin Xiangdi was really desperate.

He looked up at the sky and prayed in his heart: I beg God to give me a good time!

Just as he was mourning for himself, a high and low voice came from behind him: "Brother Lin! ”

"Lao Lin!"

"Brother Lin!"

Listening to the voice, there were not only Zuo Bai, but also the black man and Scarface, who should be sitting in the camp shouting to him. He didn't dare to come out because he wasn't sure if the snake had hearing. In case he roared with all his might, and before anyone arrived, the snake would rush at his ass first, it would not be worth it.

He still had some hope. If you don't get a response, you guess they'll come to you. Wait, hold on.

didn't wait for Zuo Bai, but waited for the iron egg.

She came quietly from the side, so she may only see the side face of Lin Xiangdi's buttocks.

When the figure of the iron egg appeared in the corner of Lin Xiangdi's eyes, he was about to faint immediately. Seeing this scene by a girl, can she still live?

Tie Dan blushed and stood not far away with his fingers twisted. She lowered her head and said to Lin Xiangdi, "Brother Zuo called me to call you." ”

The rattlesnake probably heard the movement, and before Lin Xiangdi could reply, he swung his tail first. The ethereal sound of beads rang out again.

This time it was Tie Dan who turned white in fright.

She reminded Lin Xiangdi in a low voice, "There is a snake behind you." It's a ringing snake. ”

Lin Xiangdi nodded. I thought: Can I not know? Such a big movement, the fool knows it.

But Tie Dan slowly retreated backwards.

Lin Xiangdi tried his best to wink at Tie Dan, wanting her to find a way to help him, but even though his eyes were about to roll out, he didn't stop Tie Dan from retreating to a safe distance and ran away.

He rolled his eyes, and was about to turn his back on his breath.

However, it is still ironclad. She ran back to move the rescuers. It's just that this rescuer is a bit too much. More than 20 big men arrived at the scene at the same time.

Lin Xiangdi couldn't see their faces, and could only feel deep embarrassment.

A group of big men looked at their buttocks, and under their buttocks, there was a poisonous snake that could kill people. This kind of scene, oh my God, it's so embarrassing to think about it that the society is dead.

In the crowd stood a small, initially inconspicuous man, who had brought a pair of special cotton gloves that reached to his shoulders.

He slowly approached, afraid of alarming the snake, and said, "Brother Lin, don't move." You must not move. ”

Lin Xiangdi whispered: "I dare." As he spoke, he could even hear his teeth colliding.

The little man approached slowly, and suddenly said without a head or an end: "Your ass is whiter than your face." ”

Lin Xiangdi laughed when he heard someone behind him, but immediately stopped. No more sounds. He didn't dare to speak, so he could only keep the same shape still. As for looking at the ass, the wood is already in the boat, and he can't help it.

The little man is an expert at first glance. The hand quickly reached under Lin Xiangdi's buttocks, grabbed the snake's seven inches, and pressed it into the sand, in order to prevent it from raising its head violently and biting Lin Xiangdi.

The little man yelled, "Run." ”

Lin Xiangdi forgot that he was in a squatting position, shifted his weight forward, and fell heavily into the sand.

Looking at the lively people, the laughter almost lifted the sky.

The little man threw the snake out several feet away. Lin Xiangdi, who had no face from the sand, said, "Get up, don't lie here." We used to and pee here. ”

Lin Xiangdi got up and slapped the sand on his face.

The black man's laughter was split, and he said, "Oh, my mother, my stomach hurts from laughter." Brother Lin, are you ...... You ......" he laughed again, unable to say any more.

Zuo Bai also laughed with everyone, and said while laughing: "Brother Lin, you can't leave now." You owe us two lives here. ”

Lin Xiangdi didn't have any thoughts at the moment, he even thought that it was better to be bitten to death by a snake just now. He looked at these big men who were already laughing like crazy with an expressionless face, but he was silently crying in his heart.

I didn't see Tie Dan at this time.,I guess she saw her ass.,Who knows where this little girl came from.,Maybe I visited the whole picture of my ass.。

Zuo Bai walked over and grabbed Lin Xiangdi's shoulders and said, "Let's go, there is no danger." Fortunately, there is a junior today, otherwise you will be finished. Walk around, drink and suppress the shock. ”

Lin Xiangdi was embarrassed and said to Zuo Bai: "No, I can't go." ”

Zuo Bai asked, "Why?" ”

Lin Xiangdi pointed to his stomach and said, "I haven't finished going to the thatched house yet." ”

The people around him were stunned for a moment, and then burst into even more violent laughter.

Zuo Bai is a Sven person, and he can't laugh straight at the moment. He said: "Brother Lin, don't run so far this time in the thatched house. We're not going to see you go up to the hut. ”

"That's because we've all seen it," said the black man. ”

Scarface continued, "Your ass is indeed whiter than ours." ”

Lin Xiangdi rolled his eyes, he really didn't know what to say. He pursed his lips tightly, not wanting to speak.

Zuo Bai beckoned everyone and said, "Let's go, let's go." Transcribe the place and make it convenient for Brother Lin. ”

The black man said: "This time, the iron egg is estimated to never peek again." ”

Lin Xiangdi opened his mouth wide and stammered, "Tie Dan is still peeking?" ”

Scarface asked dismissively, "How else do you think she found out that you were being targeted by a rattlesnake?" ”

Lin Xiangdi asked, "Why is she peeking at me?" ”

Scarface smiled wickedly and said, "Why else, I fell in love with you." ”

Half an hour later, Lin Xiangdi walked back. The people who had been together had dispersed. Only a handful of people were left cleaning the dishes. The busiest one is Tie Dan.

At this point, he was a little embarrassed to face the iron egg. After all, she's a girl. But just because it's a girl, you can't peek at a man's ass.

Tie Dan saw him coming, and his face turned red. With his head down, he walked past him with a stack of bowls.

Lin Xiangdi coughed lightly.

Iron Egg stood still.

He touched the tip of his nose and said to Tie Dan, "Thank you just now." ”

Tie Dan didn't say anything, twisted his body, and ran away with a stack of bowls.

Lin Xiangdi looked around, and there seemed to be no place where he could help, so he stepped into the room where he was lying before.

Embarrassed, he buried his face under the covers. He thought: I need to get out of here sooner, or I'll have to be laughed to death by these people.