Chapter 437: Lovelorn Museum (2-in-1)
Zhou Miao and Zhang Han glared at each other, and An Qi asked aloud: "Hello, may I ask if there is any ...... here?"
"Nope."
Before An Qi finished asking, he was directly interrupted by Zhang Han.
"I haven't said what it is......"
"This is a museum of broken love, not a commissary, nothing." The role played by Zhang Han this time is estimated to be a Taiwanese, and he speaks in a strange Taiwanese accent.
The three roles played by Zhang Han, each character has different personalities and hobbies, Ye Xianglun's father is literary and artistic, the owner of the video store is greedy for money, and the museum staff is scathing, and he plays it well, and the non-professional actor Zhou Miao is called an expert when he sees it.
Compared with Zhang Han's bitterness, the employee played by Qian Jin is much friendlier, and took the initiative to ask: "What are you looking for?" ”
An Qi said: "We are looking for the songs from Zhou Miao's album "Dream Back Last Night", and some people said that one of them was released here, so we came to take a look. ”
""Dream Back Last Night" ......" Qian Jin thought for a while and said: "It seems that there is, the songs played in our exhibition hall are the USB flash drive donated by our curator after he fell out of love, and the downloads in it are all songs sung by the man who abandoned her." ”
In the hall, Zhou Miao's singing voice was still echoing, An Qi looked at someone again, Zhou Miao blinked his eyes, and had an innocent expression.
Zhou Miao asked, "May I ask who your curator is?" ”
"Zhao Li."
Zhou Miao: "......"
Why does this show always play his rotten stalks, and now he takes out the rainbow love triangle for consumption, it's really ...... What a wickedness!
At this moment, Zhang Han's eyes suddenly lit up, and he shouted earnestly behind Zhou Miao: "Curator! You're here! ”
Zhao Li is also here? Zhou Miao and An Qi looked back when they heard this, but the moment they saw the person coming, their faces became extremely exciting.
I saw a middle-aged and elderly fat aunt with hot bubble noodle curly hair and big red lips, looking fifty or sixty years old, walking in with a small bag in her hand.
Zhou Miao was stunned, is this Zhao Li?
"In this way, it is not unreasonable for her to be abandoned......" Zhou Miao said quietly.
An Qi couldn't help but smile and took out her mobile phone to take a picture, and went back to Zhao Li to see if someone hacked her!
"Zhao Li" swept his eyes and asked, "What are you doing standing?" If you don't clean it up quickly, why are there cigarette butts on the ground? ”
Zhang Han trotted all the way over, took the bag in her hand very doggedly, and informed Zhou Miao and An Qi of their intentions.
"Zhao Li" looked at the two of them with scrutinizing eyes and asked, ""Dream Back Last Night"? It's an old album from 30 years ago, why are you looking for it? ”
"The elders in the family are fans of Zhou Miao, he was in a car accident thirty years ago and became a vegetative person, and he just woke up recently, but he can't do it anymore, and he wants to listen to Zhou Miao's "Dream Back Last Night" before leaving." An Qi said.
"So that's the case, I said, how can anyone like Zhou Miao now."
"Zhao Li" walked to a large screen in the exhibition hall, tapped a few times on it, and then Zhao Li's "Will It Be" sounded in the exhibition hall.
"I do have a song from "Last Night's Dream Back", the song is called "If There Is an Afterlife", do you know the story behind it?"
Is there a story behind this song? An Qi glanced at Zhou Miao and shook his head: "I don't know." ”
"Zhao Li" said with a reminiscence on his face: "Thirty years ago, I was still young and beautiful, and he was in his prime, I liked him for a long time, but it has been fruitless, so I wrote a song "Will it" to force him to make a choice, and the result was ......"
"Zhao Li" smiled bitterly: "He wrote "Spend a Long Time with You" for another woman, and wrote me this "If there is an afterlife". ”
Zhou Miao lowered her head helplessly and touched her face, you arranged Zhao Li like this, does Zhao Li know?
"If there is an afterlife", just listening to the title of this song makes people's hearts hurt, if it is really as "Zhao Li" said, how uncomfortable she should be when she heard this song, Zhou Miao is too cruel.
"Zhao Li" sighed, pulled away from the past, and said: "This USB flash drive is the first exhibit after the opening of the Museum of Broken Love, and after I donate it, it doesn't belong to me, so I'm sorry, I can't give it to you." ”
"But ......" Zhao Li suddenly said again, and things seemed to have a turn for the better.
"But what?" An Qi asked.
A hint of shrewdness flashed in Zhao Li's eyes, and he said, "If the two of you can donate a lovelorn collection, I can help you make a copy." ”
"Huh?"
An Qi was a little difficult when she heard this, her first love was Zhou Miao, she hasn't divorced yet, where did the lovelorn collection come from? So she looked at Zhou Miao.
Zhou Miao was also a little blind, Hu San did give him some things before, and he kept them, but who would carry that thing with him!
After scratching her head and thinking for a long time, Zhou Miao's expression suddenly moved, and she took out a bank card from her pocket.
Seeing this, "Zhao Li" waved his hand directly: "I'm sorry, it's not about money, I never run a lovelorn museum for money, but so that more lovelorn people can be healed from here." ”
Heal? Let's cure depression!
Zhou Miao complained in her heart, but still explained well: "You misunderstood, this bank card is ...... My ex-girlfriend came to my house for the first time, and my mom gave her a meeting gift, and after the breakup, she gave it back to me. ”
"Huh? Gift? I guess there's a lot of money in there, right? Zhang Han couldn't help but ask curiously.
Zhou Miao shrugged: "I don't know, I didn't ask." ”
"Zhao Li" was in trouble at this time, and said: "Bank card...... Isn't it a little too good, what if someone steals it? ”
"It's okay, it's useless to steal it without a password, I'll just report the loss when I go back." Zhou Miao said.
"Okay then."
"Zhao Li" took the bank card, solemnly put it into a glass cover, and then used a blank USB flash drive to copy the song that the two wanted.
Before leaving, Zhou Miao asked, "Boss Zhao, do you know the whereabouts of the other songs on that album?" We've got it all now...... These songs. ”
"Zhao Li" thought for a while and said, "Tomorrow An Qi will come here to hold an art exhibition, maybe you can go and ask her directly." ”
An Qi was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly asked, "An Qi holds an art exhibition?" ”
"Yes, since Zhou Miao was banned, An Qi has also withdrawn from the circle, and he started painting when he had nothing to do, and now he is holding an art exhibition across the country, so she will be stunned, cut~" Speaking of An Qi, "Zhao Li" had a very disdainful expression.
An Qi couldn't hold back his laughter at that time and said, "Okay, thank you, then we'll leave first." ”
"Walk slowly."
Out of the museum, An Qi took out his mobile phone to send a message to Zhao Li, and said with a smile: "No, I have to tell Ah Li what happened today, if she knew that the program team was spoofing her like this, she would have to be angry!" ”
It didn't take long for Zhao Li to reply to the message, and An Qi was surprised when he saw the content of the reply, "Huh? sighed and said to Zhou Miao: "It turned out that the program team communicated with her in advance, and she agreed." ”
"I guessed that this was the case, if it wasn't for Zhao Li's consent, the program team wouldn't dare to arrange her like this."
……
In the hospital, Zhang Han was lying on the hospital bed with a weak face, and he was very deeply involved in the play, and he didn't even notice that the white wig was crooked.
Zhou Miao stared at him for a while, inserted the fallen oxygen tube back into his nostrils, and the "dying old man" who stabbed him sat up on the spot.
"If you tap it, your nose will be stabbed and bleeding."
Zhou Miao smiled: "Poke it better than you inhale oxygen, do you see if you are more energetic this time?" ”
"You unfilial son! Did you find the song? Zhang Han asked knowingly.
"Found it, wait a minute, I'll put it for you."
Angel opened the window in the ward, and the sunlight blew into the room with a breeze, shining warmly on the person's body, and at the same time, a warm and healing guitar sound roamed through the room.
After the brilliant prelude, Zhou Miao's clear and warm voice like the mountain breeze sounded:
"Before, people started harvesting in April
Lying on top of a high pile of grain and laughing
I walked through the golden wheat fields
Go sing to the scarecrow
Wait for the wind to blow
You pass by a small town called "I".
Just as the snow on the roof turned into rain and fell
You're wearing transparent clothes
Sing to me alone......"
The lyrics are full of picturesque, bringing everyone into the beautiful scene described in the song, the melody is tactful and melodious, with the accompaniment of strings, like a young man and woman chasing in a sunny field, fresh, natural and romantic.
On the hospital bed, Zhang Han, who listened to "If There Is an Afterlife" for the first time, couldn't help but close his eyes, immersed himself in the beautiful melody, listening to the youth and beauty described in the lyrics, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile of remembrance, at this moment, the chorus of the song sounded:
"We went to the lake in the savannah
Wait for the migratory birds to fly back
When we all grow up, we will have a baby
He will grow up on his own, and we will go away
I write to you and you won't reply
So be it......"
At the moment when the chorus ends, a cheerful and romantic canon suddenly jumps out, and the classical masterpiece appears at this moment, which can be called a stroke of genius! Not only is it not abrupt, but it is also perfectly combined with the artistic conception of the song, so that the whole song has been sublimated!
From the lyrics to the melody to the arrangement, the whole song is full of classical folk style, like the twilight drizzle on the Rhine River, and like the afternoon sun on the outskirts of Johor Bahru, giving people the ultimate beautiful enjoyment.
This song shows the simplest and most beautiful side of love, the melody is light and romantic, and every lyric is written about a beautiful yearning for the future of love, but its song title is called "If there is an afterlife", and all the beauty has become cruel.
At the end of the song, Zhou Miao sighed softly: "That's it." ”
In just four words, it is full of regrets.
Everyone present can't remember how long it has been since they heard a work full of aura like "If There Is an Afterlife", and listening to such a song is called enjoyment!
"That's nice." Qian Jin clapped her little hands and took the lead in breaking the peace in the ward, she glanced at Zhou Miao without a trace, as his fans said, in the field of music, this man is simply like a god.
His inspiration never seems to be exhausted, six or seven years after his debut, and his sixth album will be released soon, he has always maintained a super high level of creation, and the word Zhou Miao is synonymous with good.
As long as it's his album, you can buy it directly with your eyes closed, open his song list, and you can hear it from beginning to end, and no song will make people feel unpleasant to hear and want to cut the song.
It's a pity that they are already married.
Zhang Han let out a long sigh and said, "Son, at my funeral, this song must be played, I want to listen to it." ”
"Don't worry, I promise to arrange it properly for you, if someone dies and goes into the urn, I will give you the entire music box, and connect it to an external power supply, so that Zhou Miao's song will ring in your grave 365 days a year." Zhou Miao said.
"Hahahaha~" Qian Jin laughed when he heard this, Zhou Miao's mouth was really damaged!
Zhang Han was angry and laughed, and said angrily: "Did you talk to your father like this?" If you are so disobedient again, I will ask your mother to send you to "Metamorphosis"! ”
"How many years has it been since "Metamorphosis" ended, and it went ...... earlier than you"
Seeing that the two of them were pinching again, An Qi and Qian Jin glanced at each other and shook their heads helplessly.
……
In the evening, Zhou Miao came out of the shower and said to An Qi, who was wearing a mask on the bed: "I thought about it carefully, this variety show has helped me a lot in the promotion of my new album." ”
An Qi didn't speak, just cast a puzzled look at Zhou Miao.
Zhou Miao climbed onto the bed, lay on An Qi's lap, and said: "In the past, we basically released one or two songs on the album, and the other songs in the album basically didn't have any promotional resources, so we could only leave them to fend for themselves." ”
"But although this variety show is a bit foolish, every song has enough scenes and gimmicks, as long as the ratings are high, it will definitely be of great help to the promotion of other songs on the album."
An Qi nodded in agreement when he heard this, but he specially customized a variety show for the new album, and the entire Chinese music scene is qualified by Zhou Miao, and others can't play it at all.
Not to mention anything else, except for Zhou Miao, who else can make the goose factory rush to help him customize a variety show, although it is rubbing against Zhou Miao's popularity, but Zhou Miao does need publicity resources like it, which is a win-win situation.
An Qi was still thinking about what to do to publicize her comeback, and a restless hand had already touched it, and An Qi hit it and said, "Don't move, I'm annoying." ”
"What's the trouble, it's a big night."
An Qi sighed and said, "My eldest aunt hasn't been here for a few days......"
Zhou Miao got up when she heard this, and asked seriously, "It can't be there, right?" ”
An Qi himself can't say for sure, "I also suspect that my eldest aunt has always been very punctual, but she suddenly didn't come this month." ”
Zhou Miao jumped up from the bed and hurriedly put on her clothes, "You wait, I'll buy a pregnancy test and I'll be back soon." ”
Before An Qi could respond, Zhou Miao hurriedly ran out.
In less than ten minutes, Zhou Miao rushed back in a hurry, carrying a bag of various pregnancy test sticks in her hand.
An Qi said with a smile: "Why are you buying so much?" One is enough. ”
"Prevent one from being inaccurate, test a few more, do you have the urge to urinate? Do you want to drink more water? ”
An Qi looked at the manual and said, "Not now, you have to test it in the morning." ”
“…… Okay, don't play with your phone and go to bed early. Zhou Miao forcefully took off An Qi's mobile phone.
As soon as the lights were turned off, Zhou Miao's heart couldn't calm down.
Be a dad?