Chapter 102: Twin Monsters (1)
Seeing Brother Tong speak so bluntly, Qunxiong couldn't help laughing.
True, it was a frank conversation.
Two or three hundred people were present, of whom seventy or eighty were masters and representatives of different sects, but no one remembered the introduction.
The chivalrous Yang Liu smiled: "Okay! Please introduce the crazy Taoist again, you don't remember! Don't bother those crazy people! Let me ask you, why did you come here, didn't you just receive a martial arts flying sticker?"
The Tong brothers said, "No!"
The other said, "If we accept the martial arts flying sticker, won't we pass through the gate and fly down from the sky?"
Willow Monster: "Then how did you come from far away?"
Tong Xiaofeng said: "Woman, we had to visit Brother Mo, but once we were in Zhongzhou, we heard the legend of the rivers and lakes here, saying that there were two terrible and inhumane little killers in the Xue family in Longmen Village, Shanxi, killing the Seven Heroes of Minshan, followed by the Lanjiabao Massacre, women and children were killed, and we couldn't visit the Mo brothers." If they do, I'm afraid they'll fail. ”
Yang Liu asked, "How can you pounce in the air?"
"Such a sensational tragedy happened in Wulin, our Brother Mo and his wife Murong Xiaoyan, can they still sit idly by?
When Tong Xiaofeng said this, he suddenly stopped, looked around, and asked, "Huh, where are our Brother Mo and Sister Yan? How did they disappear? Aren't they coming?"
After hearing this, the heroes understood that the brothers of these two monsters, that is, the famous Nine Shadows Little Monster Mo Mingzhi and Murong Xiaoyan, who were powerful in martial arts and art over the rivers and lakes, came together.
If Mo Mingming and Murong Xiaoyan came to participate, why were they worried that Xuejiazhai would be razed to the ground?
Eradicate the scourge of martial arts?
However, when Feng Mingqi, the owner of Qiyun Village, and Zhuge Zhongqing of Flying Eagle Castle heard this, they felt a chill rise from the bottom of their hearts.
The Nine Ghost Monsters are the sworn enemies of the Black Arrow, and in the past, the Black Arrow was defeated in their hands.
I'm afraid it's not a good thing that the Nine Ghost Monsters are here.
Mo is wise and honest, but he can also be fooled;
Murong Xiaoyan's elves are tricky, there is a saying that "art overwhelms martial arts, and wisdom crowns rivers and lakes", she is here, I'm afraid you will see some of them coming, or it's better if they don't come.
"They didn't come!" Liu Yang said.
The Tong brothers asked, "Why-such a big thing, they haven't come yet?" Didn't you give them Wulin Fei?"
Zhuge Zhongqing had no choice but to say: "I sent someone to send it (in fact, no one sent it), maybe Mo Daxia and Murong Nuxia have some things that they can't put down, otherwise they are here and still on the way, but if Mo Daxia and Murong Nuxia can come in time, it will be the best! If they can't come, two will participate." Why don't you capture those two murderers alive?"
Brother Tong, I like others to wear their top hats the most!
They listened, and suddenly burst out laughing.
Although they are in their forties, they still have a child-like personality and do not know how to be modest.
One clapped his hands and laughed: "Good! In our martial arts, we don't see small killers and big killers." ”
One patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, with my two brothers out of the horse, you can rest assured." ”
Zhuge Zhongqing said: "On behalf of the innocent victims, I thank you for your kindness. ”
The mad Taoist chief said: "You two monsters, don't underestimate the enemy! I heard that the little killer in the rivers and lakes has excellent body skills and unfathomable swords. ”
The Liaodong Twin Monsters were unhappy when they heard the crazy Taoist chief say that the two Jianghu killers were very good.
One of them said, "How can you, you old man, let others be ambitious and ruin my brother's reputation?"
Someone asked, "Aren't we physically fit enough to cope with strange changes?"
Yang Liu said: "Don't misunderstand the meaning of the crazy Taoist. His intentions are good and advise you not to underestimate the enemy. ”
Tong Xiaofeng said: "I feel uneasy when I see this miscellaneous hair!"
Tong Xiaotian said: "He simply underestimates us!"
"What do you say we're going to do, brother?"
"Big brother, let's go to Longmen Mountain to catch the two little killers back, and let the crazy old man take a look. ”
"Good, good, or they'll look down on us!"
Monsters are monsters!
They asked and answered, inseparable, and then left Qiyun Villa and disappeared in front of the heroes.
The heroes were stunned, how could they just leave?
The black and white girls of Huashan complained to Liu Yang and the crazy Dao chief: "How did you drive them away? Don't you know their personalities? What if something happens?"
The madman said, "Okay! I really want to go and see it." ”
Yang Liu also said: "Crazy Dao Chief, I'll go with you." ”
Both relaxed and set off.
Zhuge Zhongqing looked at the back without a queen, without a look, and said: "You two follow and watch, take care of these four people secretly, don't let them have an accident!"
After nothing, Wurong answered "yes" and left Qiyun Villa.
In contrast, Longmen Xuejiazhai is more obscure than Qiyun Villa.
Xuejiazhai, only the fairy in white and Wanlibud's mother and son came, and Taibai Mountain's brothers Li Fei and Li Si also came.
plus Shang Liang, Leopard, Qingqing, and Cuicui, there are only ten people in total.
Not only the number of Qi Yunshan cannot be compared, but even the martial arts feats and fame cannot be compared.
The single ones are Kongtong, Huashan and Hengshan, the two factions of Jingxin Lao Nun, the crazy Taoist of Zhongnan Mountain, and the famous white-clothed fairy, not to mention the Liaodong Twin Monsters, Zhongzhou chivalrous Yang Liu and others.
These are all famous knights in martial arts.
Ghost Man, Fairy Bai Yi was discussing how to deal with this Qiyun Villa, and suddenly, Xue Chao, who was guarding the gate of the village, ran to report that two identical strange people in the village outside had come to call for war, and asked us to bring the two little killers back to them.
Cuicui stood up and said angrily: "I'll go meet them and see which way they are?"
The fairy in white said, "Girl, don't be reckless! If they are chivalrous warriors who have come to fight for justice, and you are so impulsive, wouldn't this misunderstanding be even more serious?"
She asked Xue Chao, "Have you told me who they are?"
Xue Chao couldn't help laughing: "They said it!"
"Who are they?"
"One person says they're a Flying Eagle, another says he's a shark, and they talk about it, and they argue with each other, and the other asks the question: 'How are we sharks? Are we evil?'"
Another retorted, "We're not eagles either. Do we have wings? Can we fly?"
It makes the lads in the stockade feel funny.
"This man is so strange. ”
The people in the hall also felt funny when they heard Xue Chao say this.
Martial arts is really amazing, where is there a door-to-door challenge name, will there be a quarrel?
Xue Nuxia smiled and asked, "Didn't you ask them their names?"
One said his surname was strange, his name was Grandpa, and the other said his surname was strange, and his name was Zu. ”
"Grandpa? strange ancestors?"
The leopard was shocked: "Is there such a name in the world? Isn't that cheap?"
"They're obviously messing around," Cuicui said. ”
The fairy in white said, "Didn't the Liaodong twin monsters run away too?"
Shang Liang Yizheng: "Liaodong Twin Monsters, if it's really them, there will be trouble." ”
Liaodong Twin Monsters are a completely unfamiliar name with Leopard and other generations, it is Ghost Man, Shang Liang and Xue Hongmei, and they only heard its name, but did not see their faces.
The legend about this pair of people has its advantages and disadvantages.
Some say they're just messing around and being unreasonable.
Some say they are weak, confused, and can't tell right from wrong.
The black and white Taoist people all felt a headache when they saw them.
The leopard asked the fairy in white: "Mom, who are the Liaodong Twin Monsters?"
Cuicui also asked, "Are they the two monster heads on the underworld?"
Fairy in white: "They are not people from the underworld, but famous knights." They will only act and do things that are difficult to understand and not easy to say. ”
Cuicui asked, "Isn't that the same as my father?"
Shang Liang exclaimed, "How can they be like me?
Woman Xue said: "If you don't make a sound, no one will say that you are dumb." ”
"How dare I compare with them!"
Young people are starting to get interested.
"If there were people like my father, I would love to meet them. ”
Shang Liang hurriedly said, "Don't go! Don't go! As soon as you and Miss Cuicui left, you didn't look back!"
"Dad, why don't we go back?"
"You ask yourself, your martial arts are comparable to the Jin gang leader of the beggar gang?"
"How dare we compare ourselves to the twin monsters?"
"That's right!"
When he heard that he was in Sichuan, he called out "double monsters" and raised his voice.
Cuicui was stunned: "Are their martial arts really powerful?"
"Good, good! Even Mo Mingming is on par with them. ”
Leopard Er and the others couldn't help but look at each other when they heard this, if even the beggar gang leader raised the two monsters, I am afraid that no one present would be the opponent of the two monsters.
The fairy in white said, "If it is really them who come, don't go." Let me go and see them. I'm very close to them. ”
Leopard was not worried: "Mom, I'll go with you." ”
She said, "Mom, I'm going too." ”
The fairy in white said, "I don't want to fight with them. What are you going to do?"
Xue Hongmei said: "Sister Bai, I'm afraid this is not justified in chivalry, let them go with us, and we will be somewhat relieved." ”
Shang Liang smiled: "Follow them, the Liaodong Shuangxia probably won't start." ”
Cuicui asked, "Dad, how do you know they won't do this?"
"The twins look so alike that no one can tell who they are; Then you'll look at each other in amazement. Not to mention the conflict, you've been staring at each other for a while! Will there be a fight? Maybe they'll become friends. ”
Qingqing asked, "Are these weirdos also twins?"
"Yes! a veritable pair of twins. None of the martial arts people can tell who is who. ”
Cuicui said, "Wouldn't it be better for us all to see it?"
Not only the people of Xuejiazhai, but also the Li brothers of Taibai Mountain also wanted to see the rare and interesting scenes of martial arts.
Indeed, the arrival of the bud, a twin like a leopard, surprised and delighted everyone.
Now there are twins and don't know what will happen.
And this is also a rare thing in martial arts, even if it is Ghost Man, you have to watch it!
The fairy in white said, "Everyone can go and see it, but I'd better talk to them first and settle this fight." ”
Xue hasn't said yet: "Sister, don't worry, we are just looking into the distance and will never do anything first." There's nothing better than turning enemies into friends!"
Just then, a black-faced, swollen-headed warrior guarding the village gate rushed in.
Xue Nuxia asked, "What's wrong?"
The warrior said, "These two strange men, who have seen no one go out for so long, and they saw that no one came out, and they had four or five brothers, one by one, they threw them to the brook. He also said that if the owner of the village did not go out, they would rush into Xue's village!"
The fairy in white said, "Sister, I have to go out and see them quickly, otherwise they will really rush in." ”
So, the fairy in white hurried out of the village with her two sons.
Unsurprisingly, on the other side of the bridge, a man in his 40s, with the same face and similar clothes, shouted, "Hello, are you going to come out, and if we don't come out, don't blame us for rushing in and burning down your poor castle." ”
The fairy in white instructed Leopard and Bud to stand guard on the bridge, and then walked over.
And Xue Nuxia, Shang Liang and others stood at the door of the cottage.
The Liaodong Twin Monsters stopped shouting when they saw someone coming out.
One said, "Big brother, why don't people come out, just so many people?"
Another asked, "Brother, are you afraid?"
"Am I going to be scared?"
"No, wouldn't it be better to have more people?"
"What shall we do with them?"
"Can't we lift them all up and throw them out again?"
"Yes, yes, we'll do it. ”
Tong Xiaofeng saw a middle-aged woman walking across the bridge, and was dumbfounded for a moment: "Brother, it's a woman who has come over, what should we do?"
Tong Xiaotian said: "Isn't it better?"
"No, no, a good man doesn't fight a woman. You go, brother, but I'm not going. ”
"Am I not a good person, brother, you tell her to turn around and call the two men behind her to come up. ”
As he spoke, the fairy in white had already approached them and said, "Two knights, please!"
Tong Xiaofeng was stunned: "Brother, what did she say?"
"What does that mean?"
"Big brother, won't she invite us to the village for food and drink?"
"That's great! We're going to wait until we're full. ”
"Big brother, aren't we here to arrest a few runaways? How do you eat and drink other people's wine? Let everyone know that we are corrupt? No, no! Besides, aren't you afraid that food is poisonous?"
"yes! Let me ask her. What are you inviting us to do? Do you want to buy us? We two brothers are indomitable people, not greedy, not corrupt, you can't try to make plans on us. ”
Another said, "We are greater heroes." We run with our shoulders and stand with our stomachs. Take back your bad idea. ”
The people of Xuejiazhai couldn't help but laugh when they heard the words of these two monsters, how could there be such a treasure in the world?
Isn't that nonsense?
Qingqing and Cuicui almost bent down and laughed.
Qingqing said: "It's better to meet than to be famous, it's better to be famous than to meet, there is still such a fool in the world." People like to use polite words when they first meet, so how can you buy them?"
Cuicui smiled and said, "Sister, dad is really a little witch compared to them!"
And if you add Elder Mo and the little monster Wu Ying'er, I don't see a fight, and I will die of laughter. ”
Xue Nuxia: "You two girls, why do you say that about your father? Stop nagging, listen to how your master dealt with these two monsters." ”
The fairy in white knows the character of the Liaodong Twin Monsters. So, I didn't think it was strange, and asked with a smile: "Two knights, don't you know me?"
Tong Xiaofeng said, "Do we know you?"
Tong Xiaotian said: "Big brother, don't say that, this woman, we seem to have met somewhere." ”
As soon as Tong Xiaofeng paid attention, he looked the fairy in white up and down: "Okay! She has a very good temper; ”
"Big brother, ask her who she is. ”
"Won't you ask?"
"Okay! I'll ask. ”
Tong Xiaotian asked the fairy in white: "Hello! Who are you?"
The fairy in white asked, "Do you really not remember me?"
"Did we ask you, when do we remember?"
Tong Xiaotian said: "Thinking of asking you again, isn't that even more - mention, do you know that you have already asked? Then we are fools?"
The fairy in white said, "I am a disciple of the Wuhui Sword Sect. Now I am the head of the Tibetan Point Sect, Mrs. Wan Liyun. The people of the rivers and lakes are called fairies in white.+ ”
When Tong Xiaofeng heard this, he immediately stared at him stupidly: "What? Are you the fairy in white?"
The fairy in white nodded: "I don't dare to use other people's names to deceive the two?"
Tong Xiaofeng looked at it for a long time and touched his head: "Brother, okay! She is a fairy in white." ”
"yes, I recognize it, too. ”
"Brother, are we in the wrong place?"
"Big brother, why are we in the wrong place?"
"Brother, aren't we going to Xue Jiazhai in Longmen Mountain to catch two little killers in the rivers and lakes?"
"Yes!"
"Then why did we run to Zangdian Mountain in a daze?"
Tong Xiaotian said in surprise: "Is this the place where the mountain is hidden?"
"It's not a hidden mountain, why is the fairy in white here?"
"Oh, no, how did we go in the wrong direction, and when we arrived at Longmen Mountain, we touched Zangdian Mountain. Let's go!"
The fairy in white smiled: "The two of you didn't touch the wrong place. ”
"Oh, isn't this a hidden mountain?"
Tong Xiaofeng said: "It's not a hidden mountain, why are you a fairy here?"
Tong Xiaotian said, "Big brother, I know why the elf is here!"
"Oh? you know what?"
"She also wanted to catch those two little killers and take the lead. ”
"Fairy in white, you're not a good friend!
"Big brother, don't say it. Isn't she just like us?"
"What is the same? We boasted in front of the crowd that we were going to catch two little killers, and now we are going to be caught, are we glorious?"
The fairy in white said, "Don't get me wrong. I'm not here to arrest people. ”
"You're not here to arrest me, are you? What are you doing in Longmen Mountain?"
"Wouldn't that be better, brother, she's not here to arrest people, so let's do it!"
The fairy in white said, "Do you know who the little killer is?"
"Who are they?"
"They're not your disciples, are they?"
"You're right. They are my disciples, disciples of the Sword Sect. They are also the two daughters of the Xue Longmen family. ”
The Liaodong Twin Monsters were dumbfounded again, and after a long time, they asked, "Are they really your fairy's disciples?"
One complained, "Fairy, why don't you restrain your disciples and let them kill innocents indiscriminately?"
Then the two monsters spoke again like cannons and demanded an answer for themselves.
One said, "No, even as disciples of fairies, we cannot follow this emotion." ”
"Yes, who knows that my cousins are Bao Zheng in the martial arts, it was the emperor's son who killed a person by mistake, and we also have to deal with the wrong, one life to fill one life. ”
"Yes, we just admit the reason and don't recognize people, we don't help the people, the king of heaven and Lao Tzu kill people indiscriminately, and we don't let go!"
"Fairy, don't blame us for being heartless, for the sake of your friendship between the fairy and our past, our past, we don't want to pursue it, but your apprentice, you must hand it over and we will take it away. ”