Chapter 249: Dry Firewood
Chapter 249*
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Guan Wen spoke, Guan Wu shook Fang Ming's hand violently, got off the bed, panted and combed his somewhat messy clothes and hair. The placket had been torn apart, the hair had fallen a little, and there were still a few red marks on the face.
Guan Quan pulled Guan Wu to the side, as if he was afraid that Guan Wu would rush up again, staring at him.
Guan Zhicheng also went up to support Guan Ming the next moment.
Guan Ming was so angry that there was smoke on his head, one hand trembling and pointing at Guan Wu, the other hand beating his chest and saying that he was a "evildoer", and scolded and said: "How can Lao Tzu have a child like you, you must know that you have grown into such a virtuous character, you should drown you as soon as you come out of your mother's womb, and it is better than when you are old enough to commit a crime with Lao Tzu!" ”
Guan Wu snorted, and saw Guan Wen looking at him, but what he wanted to say in his mouth was not spoken.
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Guan Ming kept scolding, and Guan Wu stood on the side with his neck stalked, so he couldn't scold, and he didn't say anything.
Guan Ming scolded for a while, maybe he felt that no one responded to him a little boring, the scolding gradually stopped, and he was aggrieved again, pointing at Guan Wen and saying: "You guys are still not my sons, you Lao Tzu are like this, you can still beat Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is still not your father......"
Guan Wu gasped heavily, snorted twice, shook his shoulders, picked up a small bench and sat down.
Guan Quan also stood silently between Guan Wu and Guan Wen, and he didn't say a word from beginning to end.
Guan Ming said: "Lao Tzu is like this, and I don't want to ask the doctor to take a look. I didn't go to grab the medicine to make up for my body. One or two felt sorry for the daughter-in-law and asked the daughter-in-law to go to sleep, so the grandfathers hadn't slept at night and didn't say anything to get something to eat to fill their stomachs......"
Guan Wen interrupted him and said, "Dad, it was you who let them out, not us who opened their mouths first. ”
Guan Ming choked suddenly.
At that time, he didn't want Guan Wu to lose face by saying things in front of the girls, but the purpose was not to let them just leave it alone! He's hungry right now!
Guan Quan went to dial the wick, Guan Wen looked at Guan Ming and said, "Dad, don't talk about your three daughters-in-law, just talk about today." ”
Guan Wen sat back and saw that Guan Zhicheng was about to open his mouth. Raising his hand to interrupt him, he said, "Sixth brother, you are not married yet, and you are not qualified to talk about this." Reading babies don't always talk about etiquette, righteousness and shame, if you want to say it, just say it, don't say it, you don't say it, you can say the rest. ”
Guan Zhicheng was very unhappy when Guan Wen was gagged, just now Guan Wen asked Guan Wu and Guan Quan to go out and didn't call him, he felt a little embarrassed in his heart, and now he was even more angry, glared at Guan Wen twice, or put aside his eyes and stared at the ground.
Guan Wen said to Guan Ming: "Dad, what do you say you want to do with this matter today?" That old demon is not a good stubble. ”
"I—I don't know what to do! What can he do to me! ”
Guan Ming's words flickered obviously. I didn't dare to look at Guan Wen anymore, and when I saw Guan Wen still looking at him, I just said: "Lao Tzu can't move his legs now, what else can he do to me!" ”
If Li Xin was here, Li Xin was afraid that he would say that Guan Ming pretended to be paralyzed not only to ask his sons for money, but also to use this to hide from the old demon. "Ya-Wen * Yan + Love $ First @ Hair"
But is the old demon so easy to hide?
Guan Wendao: "Dad, Diao Laoyou's name is not called in vain, everyone knows that he has sharp teeth and loves to take advantage, you sleep Diao Laodemon and his wife, Diao Laoyou may not give up." ”
When Guan Ming said this, his face suddenly turned red.
Guan Wu snorted. said: "I'm afraid that he wants to marry Diao Lao Demon and his wife into the door to cover up his ugliness, and people will think that he is not responsible and looks down on him!" ”
"Second brother!"
Guan Wen called Guan Wu reproachfully. Guan Wu snorted coldly and said don't look over.
This back-and-forth conversation made Guan Ming even more eager to go underground.
Guan Zhicheng couldn't hold back, and reproached Guan Wu and said: "Second brother, what are you talking about, even if what's wrong with Dad and Diao Lao Demon, so what?" If Diao Lao Demon really dares to talk about this, his mother's first life will be sunk, and his father will just damage some reputation, and when Diao Lao Demon and his mother die, it can be said that Diao Lao Demon and his mother can't bear to find his father to seduce his father. Anyway, Diao Lao Demon is a fake man who is coquettish and flattering. There are also a lot of romantic debts, and my father has never done anything out of the ordinary, "I let you say that you are polite, righteous and shameful, you just say that you are polite, righteous and shameful!" Guan Wen said angrily: "At a young age, the heart is so vicious. said that you want to sink people into the pond without even blinking your eyes, where have you read the sage books! ”
Guan Wen's fierce drink suddenly made Guan Zhicheng startled. He shrunk his neck and didn't dare to choke with Guan Wen, but muttered: "Filial piety is the head, of course, you have to protect your father before ......"
"Little Liu, the eldest brother is too disappointed in you." Guan Wen rubbed the corners of his forehead: "If you don't talk about courtesy, righteousness and shame, if you want to talk about filial piety, that's it, but don't you scholars talk about anything...... Filial piety and faithfulness? Where is your integrity? In the past, you huā money to buy Xiucai's fame, forget it, poke it out, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat and walk around, but now it's more about reputation, especially if you hurt others, you also want to do it? Just to protect your father? Aunt Diao, that's also a life! ”
Guan Zhicheng suddenly said angrily: "Big brother, what do you mean, I didn't say that I wanted to poke this matter out, of course I also hope that this matter will not be known by others." But what if Diao Lao Demon really cheats us? What's wrong with threatening him with that? ”
Guan Wen was speechless for a moment,
Guan Zhicheng really has a bright brain in this matter, no wonder he has been sitting next to Guan Ming without being impatient. If Guan Ming has an accident, he can still think of pretending to be paralyzed to avoid people, and it is estimated that he will also be taught by Guan Ming.
Father and son, what an embarrassment!
If you want to talk about what happened today, in fact, Guan Ming is really unlucky to talk about it in detail.
He went to the village to gamble a little money as usual, and came back after winning a little money, and seeing that he had a lot of money, his brain was congested and he said that he would invite a few gamblers to drink a cup. Several people got together and drank for a while, Guan Ming was a little drunk, so he got up again and thought about finding a white girl to sleep. I touched the silver in my bosom. I felt that there were still a lot, so I went to a hidden private dormitory.
How do you know that someone touched the silver in the middle of the road, and when he was about to take off his clothes and start running errands, the girl asked him for silver, and he found that he was penniless.
At that time, he was stripped of his clothes and kicked out.
Guan Ming has also been here several times, but people don't recognize money and people, and no matter how he explains, others don't believe it. There are many men like him who want to be old and old to come out to look for Huā and ask Liu, not to mention that he is still dressed as a countryman, and the girls in the private dormitory don't pay much attention to him. He doesn't have a good relationship.
Trembling all the way back to the village, Guan Ming was angry when he thought about today's events, and looked at his own side, and then thought about it, if he met an acquaintance in the village, it would be indescribable, and it would be a bad reputation, so he looked at the nearby people to see if there was any one who dried clothes, and planned to steal a cover.
I don't know that there are people in the neighborhood, some of them have dried their clothes and some have not. He naturally didn't dare to risk being seen to dry it, and there was also the owner's house to dry it.
was embarrassed for a while, but Guan Ming found that Diao Lao Demon's house was not moving. As soon as his heart moved, Guan Ming went to Diao Laoyou's house, and he didn't hear anyone respond when he made a little noise.
Guan Ming was immediately overjoyed, and carefully pried the door of the house and slipped in.
Generally speaking, the door of the farmhouse is not bolted too tightly, and many homes almost do not bolt the door. Guan Ming easily slipped into Diao Laoyou's house, found a half-hidden door and got in, opened the box and began to look for clothes.
Picking out a set of gray and gray clothes for a long time and was about to put them on, a woman suddenly spoke behind him: "Who are you?" ”
As soon as Guan Ming turned his head, he saw a half-old who still had charm in a dress and looked at him sleepily, how confused and confused his eyes were.
Guan Ming was originally happy to earn silver again, but he was angry that the silver was stolen and beaten out by the thugs in the private dormitory, and he was a lot angry, and the wine he drank at this time was a little promising.
It is said that wine is strong and intimidating, and by means of wine, he sneaked into people's houses to steal clothes, and when he saw Aunt Diao's charming energy, he suddenly became angry, and he went up and hugged others.
A dry wood and a blazing fire, and soon it was blazing.
Aunt Diao has been widowed for many years, and her nature is also romantic, and naturally there are a few old friends in the village. Guan Ming naturally also secretly heard that Aunt Diao had an improper relationship with anyone, but Guan Ming boasted that he wanted to be famous, and he never looked for women in the village, but let him keep it a secret, no one knew.
Aunt Diao is different, she is the same as her son Diao Lao Demon, coquettish and charming, really seducing people. I am not very afraid of people talking about it when I am secretly with a few good people in the village, but whenever Diao Lao Demon asks her, she denies it, so that Diao Lao Demon has always thought that his mother is so clean and self-conscious.
For Aunt Diao, having one more Guan Ming to comb her is not a big deal. So after a short period of surprise, Aunt Diao half-pushed and half-followed Guan Ming to the bed.
It's like this, hey, it's unfortunate that Diao Lao Demon is back at this time!
was caught by someone, and always thought that his wife was a widow of "Bingqing Yujie", Diao Lao Demon suddenly felt that he was sleeping with his wife, and the man's self-esteem was hit strongly, and he didn't control it for a while, and he beat up violently after catching Guan Ming, bench feet, feather dusters, and even picked up bricks and threw him.
Even if Guan Ming still had some residual alcoholism, he was woken up by Diao Lao You.
Aunt Diao was afraid that Diao Lao Demon would beat people to death, so she pulled Diao Lao Demon and asked him not to fight, and she could only say that she and Guan Ming were good friends. Diao Lao Demon believed it and asked his wife to call Guan Ming's son.
Aunt Diao could only comply, and just happened to meet Guan Wu on the road carrying a hoe before coming back from his two acres of sandy land, and hurriedly asked him to go, and it was not good to say anything else, only that his father was fighting with Diao Lao Demon, and asked him to persuade him to fight.
Although Guan Wu was not angry with his father, he was also his father, and he was shocked and immediately called Guan Quan, Guan Zhicheng had just returned from the school, and the three brothers rushed to Diao's house.
The old demon sat on the chair peacefully, Guan Ming* trembled on the ground, but the old demon didn't beat Guan Ming again, and when he saw Guan Wu coming, he told him about it again. Guan Ming was a little stunned, and immediately retorted: "I didn't come to sleep with her ......."
Diao Lao Demon immediately asked him: "Then why did you come to my house?" ”
"I'm looking for clothes to wear......"
"You don't have any clothes, you want to come to my house to find clothes to wear?" Diao Lao Demon sneered: "I won't lie." ”
"I really!" Guan Ming didn't think about it, and opened his mouth to say: "I came out of the private dormitory and my clothes were ripped off by them, so I ......"
"Daddy!" Guan Wu suddenly exclaimed: "You go to the private dormitory? ”
Yes, now Guan Wu and the others know about it.
Aunt Diao stood to the side helplessly, Guan Ming estimated that it was painful and cold at this time, and she was screaming on the ground.
Aunt Diao is afraid that Guan Ming will really have a good one, and when the time comes, won't the Guan family and their Diao family be confused? Hurriedly said: "This matter, don't mention this matter first, Guan Erlang, you, you get your father back first......"
Guan Wu held his stomach and went to recite Guan Ming, and Diao Lao Demon said behind him: "Wait until the two of us will slowly settle this account in the future." ”
Aunt Diao pulled him, but the old demon was stunned and ignored him.
waited for Guan Wu to carry Guan Ming to the Guan family's old house, Guan Ming called out, only saying that Guan Lao Demon beat him, attracting all the neighbors to come and see. Guan Zhicheng said two words in his ear, and the lower half of his body didn't move, and he only felt paralyzed when he screamed.
Guan Zhicheng said again to invite grandpa to come, and as soon as the old juncture came, Ah Mei Xing'er and others also came.
Guan Wu said in detail, he didn't miss anything, Guan Wen didn't say a word since he heard Guan Wu say that Guan Ming went to a private dormitory.
After Guan Zhicheng finished speaking, seeing that Guan Wen only looked at him and didn't answer, his heart was a little hairy.
Guan Wen looked away at Guan Ming, his voice was slightly heavier, and asked: "Since my father wants a woman, he should marry one and come back, what's the matter with going to the private dormitory?" Now that it's like this, I'm afraid it's impossible to be good, you don't know that Diao Lao You's famous father in the village, planted in his hands, what good results can you have. ”
Guan Ming exhaled, blew his beard and glared: "Lao Tzu has been single for so many years, what's wrong with wanting a woman to sleep with a woman?" ”
"Can you be a little more shameless?" Guan Wu couldn't bear it and said, "What do you think of you when you let your mother go underground?" Do you want to sleep with a woman who doesn't know what to do with it? With the money you have to go to a private dormitory, it is enough for you to marry a daughter-in-law and sleep for a lifetime! ”
"Whew!" Guan Ming scolded: "I haven't heard that there is a son to Lao Tzu Zhang Luo who asked Lao Tzu to marry him a stepmother back!" ”
Guan Wu snorted: "You must know that you are so embarrassed, it is better to let you find a woman!" Anyway, someone can take care of you. ”
"Women in charge of men? Is that man still a man? Guan Ming scolded: "Don't put the trick you listen to your daughter-in-law on Lao Tzu's head." ”
Hearing Guan Ming pulling again, Guan Wu suddenly stood up and glared at Guan Ming angrily, looking at Guan Ming again, Guan Wen immediately stopped Guan Wu and said, "Now let's talk about this first." ”
Guan Wen looked at Guan Ming and asked, "How do you solve this matter?" ”