367.Chapter 367 Chapter 0367: Pretending to be my girlfriend
"My parents' eyes are high, and they may not look up to you. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" I said disapprovingly.
"Hmph! Even if your parents' vision is as high as the sky, they will be twelve percent satisfied with me, if you don't believe it, let's try. Ding Fei said unconvinced: "If your parents find fault with me, I will disappear in front of you." ”
"Yes, you think you're perfect, aren't you too arrogant? Don't forget, it is human beings who have shortcomings and problems, and only those who are not born and die will have no shortcomings and problems. I reminded.
"Brother Zhang, you are right, everyone has shortcomings and faults, but I may not be able to expose my shortcomings and faults in my short contact with your parents. Ding Fei said.
"Hmph, Ding Fei, don't say anything else, the fancy dress you are wearing will make my parents frown. You know, my parents are from small places, very conservative in their thinking, and they like village girl type girls. ”
"Hee-hee... Brother Zhang, you underestimate me too much, let me tell you: I'm a chameleon. As the saying goes: I know that your parents are from a small place, but don't forget, I was originally a village girl. Now, if you want me to dress up as a village girl, you just have to shake your body. Ding Fei said with a grin.
"I've taught you how to transform, but don't forget: my parents' eyesight is extraordinary, and you, beware of the seventy-two changes, that tail can't be hidden. I admonished.
I thought to myself: Even if Ding Fei becomes a village girl in appearance, her every move will reveal her habits, which cannot be hidden.
"Brother Zhang, if you don't believe in my ability to change seventy-two, then you might as well try it. By the way, your parents are here, and I, as a sister, have to express it. Well, I'll treat my uncle and aunt to dinner tonight. Ding Fei said.
I thought to myself: This time my parents came to see the doctor, and they were not in a good mood, so I might as well let Ding Fei pretend to be my girlfriend, or I can make my parents happy. Thinking of this, I said to Ding Fei: "Ding Fei, my mother is sick, and I came to see the doctor this time." In the morning, I took my mother to see a doctor, and the diagnosis was depression. ”
"Ah, so your parents came to see the doctor. Ding Fei was taken aback and said: "Brother Zhang, depression is not easy to treat, I have a colleague who is only in his twenties, because she fell out of love and suffered from depression, last month, she committed suicide by jumping off the building." ”
"Ahh
"Nope. She jumped down from the fifth floor, and the neighbors spread more than a dozen quilts on the ground, so she just fell and injured herself, and she is still hospitalized. Ding Fei said.
I breathed a sigh of relief and thought to myself: the biggest danger for people with depression is suicide.
"It scared the hell out of me. "I clutched my chest and suddenly thought, "What if my mother kills herself?" Thinking about this, I feel more and more that I should make my mother happy.
"Brother Zhang, your mother's illness must be treated as soon as possible, and in addition, you must take care of her old man to prevent her from looking for a short sight. Ding Fei reminded.
I finally made up my mind and asked Ding Fei to dress up as my girlfriend and go to meet my parents. In this way, maybe my mother's grief will be relieved.
"Ding Fei, I want to discuss something with you. I said quietly.
"Brother Zhang, what can you discuss with me, if you have something to say, just say it. As long as I can do it, I have nothing to say. Ding Fei said briskly.
"Ding Fei, my mother is in a bad mood, I want her to be happy. I said tactfully.
"Brother Zhang, you should be straightforward, don't go around in circles. I ask you: Do you want to make your mother happy by dressing up as your girlfriend?" Ding Fei is indeed a very smart person, and she actually guessed my idea.
"Oh, you're so smart, I... That's what I mean. "I'm not embarrassed to say.
"Brother Zhang, it's a big fart, you're embarrassed to say it. Don't say it's pretending to be your girlfriend, I'll do it even if I'm fake married to you. Ding Fei smiled and said, "However, I will make the fake come true, and when the time comes, don't regret it." ”
"Ding Fei, you're really joking. So let's do it, tonight, you show up as my girlfriend and make my parents happy. Thank you. ”
"Brother Zhang, I am your sister, it is said that your parents are also my parents. So, you're kind to me. So, tonight, as your girlfriend, I'll invite you two to dinner. Ding Fei said with a smile: "Brother Zhang, in case your parents really like me, see how you step down in the future." ”
"Let's take one step at a time. I said helplessly. Now, I have only one thought: then make my parents happy.
As soon as I got home, I said to my parents, "Mom, Dad, I have good news. ”
My father casually asked, "What's the good news?"
My mother just glanced at me faintly, and her expression did not change at all.
"I talked about a girlfriend. "I pretended to be excited.
"Really?!" said the mother, who straightened up suddenly, and said in surprise.
"Of course it's true, she's beautiful, and she's very gentle. I introduced.
"yes, that's great. When your mother and I came, we were talking about it on the road. Your mother said that she wanted to ask you, but I blocked it and said: If my son had a girlfriend, he would naturally take the initiative to tell us. Sure enough, you did. Father said overjoyed.
"Son, bring your girlfriend and let us see. The mother's face was happy, and she said anxiously.
"My girlfriend wants to invite my parents to the restaurant tonight. I said.
"Okay, great. However, son, we will pay for this meal, even if it is to invite a future daughter-in-law. Mother said happily.
"Mom, you came to us, and she should have invited you to dinner. Later, I will take her back to my hometown, and then you can invite her to dinner. I said.
"Yes, since the future daughter-in-law invited us to dinner, then don't lose face. Father said.
"Son, do you have a picture of your girlfriend? I want to see it. Mother asked anxiously.
I thought about it, there happened to be a photo of Ding Fei in my phone, so I took out my phone, flipped out this photo, and then handed the phone to my mother.
"Mom, I only have a picture of her here, you can take a look. ”
My mother took the phone, looked at it, and said, "It's so beautiful!"
My father leaned his head over and echoed, "Yes, it's beautiful." ”
The mother looked at the photo and asked, "What did she do?"
I thought to myself: If Ding Fei is a model, it will definitely arouse the suspicion of his parents. So, I said, "She's a white-collar worker in a clothing company." ”
"Oh, it's still in the office, it must be a college student, right?" asked my father.
"Hmm. I hummed noncommittally.