Chapter 227: Runaway Siamese Man
"Damn! I knew it was so hard, so I would have gone straight to Lan Zhipan!" Yan Huixue, who understood the truth, was remorseful and stomped her feet again and again.
"It's useless to talk about this now, let's run!" Xi Yutong was quite calm, and pulled up Yan Huixue, who was still depressed, and walked out of the door.
There were already shouts of killing at both ends of the corridor, and just when the second girl was secretly ready to make a move, there was a loud bang in the room behind her.
It turned out that Zheng Ding's old trick was repeated, and he once again moved his hand on the wall.
"Go this way!" Facing the second daughter's gaze, Zheng Ding just said these three words lightly, and jumped out of his newly opened hole.
The second daughter didn't have time to think about it, turned around and took an arrow step, chasing Zheng Ding's afterimage and flying out of the mixing room.
After "doing a good ......job", Yan Huixue was about to praise Zheng Ding, but suddenly found that the place where they landed happened to be the training ground of a group of guards, and she was almost dizzy, and swallowed the last word back into her stomach, because she thought that she was "at fault first" and sent the alarm by mistake, so she didn't roar on the spot.
And the guards who were doing routine training in the field were even more shocked, they were doing two-on-two confrontation exercises here, but suddenly an overwhelming alarm sounded all around, and before they began to assemble, the criminals actually fell from the sky and sent themselves to them.
"Why are you still stunned! "Come on!" Someone among the guards suddenly shouted, like a thunderclap in the dark night, instantly waking up everyone who was still at a loss, and roared and rushed to the three people under the base of the wall.
Boom! Boom!
Three black flames suddenly exploded on the way forward, and the guards running in front couldn't brake and rushed directly into the fire.
And those who were slightly behind, although they barely stopped running, rolled into a ball of each other due to inertia.
However, the blow against them was obviously not over, and as they were staggering, they suddenly saw a huge "bubble" shoot out strangely from the hands of one of the "intruders", speeding towards the densest part of the crowd.
Boom!
The "bubble" slammed into the crowd, and the guards were lifted into the sky amid a wail.
Seeing their companions "dancing" in mid-air out of fear, the guards who were not hit actually felt a little happy in their hearts.
However, this mood only lasted for a short moment, and with Zheng Ding's punch swing, the qigong bullets were played one after another, and the audience was swept in a moment.
The overwhelming output made the battle situation one-sided, and the guards rushed around one after another, without fighting spirit.
It was rare for a few people who refused to admit defeat, rushed over with powerful firepower, and were slashed by Xi Yutong, who had long been ready to attack, and was ruthlessly put down.
"Rush out!" Listening to the faint shouts gradually approaching, realizing that the other party's reinforcements were coming in a steady stream, Xi Yutong promptly reminded his companions not to fall in love.
As soon as the words fell, a fierce murderous aura suddenly came from the side, and then the wind whirred, and a huge unidentified object spun and flew towards her.
The unidentified object came very quickly, and there was a white light flickering in it, and it was only a blink of an eye that came to it.
Xi Yutong hurriedly mobilized Lan Li, threw his arm with all his strength in one turn, and slashed with a dagger.
Nails rang out and sparks flew everywhere!
The rotation of the unknown object stopped suddenly, and everyone was able to see the true face of Lushan, which turned out to be two back-to-back, oh no, a "monster" with two bodies above the waist.
The four hands of the "monster" each held a battle scythe, and it waved it twice seemingly casually, and the two mouths said in unison: "Heavenly Dao Party, dare to go to the fourth layer to spread wildness, today our two brothers and sisters will let you realize how stupid this decision is!" One voice was sharp, the other was low.
"Two brothers and sisters?" Xi Yutong's expression was shocked, and this shock did not even appear when she first saw his honor.
"Hahaha! I can't think of it! We are not alienated people, but a pair of conjoined dragon and phoenix fetuses! A pair of conjoined dragon and phoenix fetuses abandoned by their parents from birth......" The female voice was quite proud at first, but as soon as she said a word, her will was depressed.
"Don't be depressed! cheer up, when you are depressed, think about the name Zhong gave us, don't let these bastards affect your mood!" The male voice heard the emotional changes of the female voice, and reminded angrily, "I'm going to sew these normal people together now, so that they can also experience our pain!"
"Hey, don't be embarrassed! You also have to stay calm, don't get angry easily!" Buyu also bumped his brother "behind" with his elbow and warned him to restrain his emotions.
Xi Yutong couldn't stand the two drama spirits anymore, his knees bent slightly, his body bounced towards each other while his hands came out, and the two daggers crossed and slashed, swinging a cross-shaped slash.
Unexpectedly, although the brother and sister spoke in a tone, they really didn't cover it when they started to move, only listening to the two nails twice, and the two war sickles swung away the two daggers at the same time, and forced Xi Yutong to retreat a few backflips.
"I didn't say that I actually shot first at the beginning, you really discriminated against us! Damn!" With a loud shout, the bodies of the conjoined brothers and sisters chased Xi Yutong like arrows from the string and shot out.
Seeing that Xi Yutong couldn't dodge, a meteorite bomb roared and hit the conjoined man.
The conjoined man had to stop his body suddenly, cut horizontally with a sickle, and split the meteorite bullet into two pieces.
"Hit the streets! Sneak attack!" It is not difficult to hear the level of anger in his heart from his angry shouts.
However, Zheng Dingke ignored him, and as soon as the meteorite bullet came out of his hand, it was followed by another blasting bomb.
"They bullied us and couldn't separate, two hits and one ......," Buyu said in frustration as he waved the scythe in his hand and split the blasting bullet.
"Hey, freak, ask you something!" Seeing that the other party had cracked his two enhanced qigong bombs in a row, Zheng Ding's heart was also secretly speechless, and at this moment of racing against time, he couldn't help but move his crooked brain.
"Who are you calling a freak?"
"He called us freaks ......"
In the response of the two siblings with different emotions, Zheng Ding slammed a wind punch: "I said that if you are in urgent need of urine, should you go to the men's toilet or the women's toilet?"
"Hmph, we have our own special toilet!" Bu Xuan raised the long handle of the war scythe and took the iron fist, pushing Bu Yu back and sliding a few steps to block Zheng Ding's blow.
And Xi Yutong also joined the battle at this moment, and Daoguang Huo Huo and Buyu fought inseparably: "What if you go out?"
Listening to Xi Yutong's words to assist, Zheng Ding immediately added fuel to the fire and continued to "do things": "I guess I might wear a diaper! After all, there is no such toilet outside that is neither male nor female, haha!"
"In my opinion, diapers are not good! Because diapers are also divided into men and women!haha!" Yan Huixue, who was far away from the battle, also lost no time in adding fuel to the fire.
"Don't be sorry Captain! Don't be afraid to fall for their tricks!" several guards desperately reminded them, but it didn't seem to have any effect.
Bu Su was already so angry at this moment that he was furious, and he pounced on Zheng Ding, who suddenly retreated: "You dare to discriminate against the disabled! I want your life!"
"Paper ...... Diaper ...... "I don't want to be depressed, but my mood is low to the bottom, and the top of my head seems to be able to concretize a dark cloud, and I don't realize that I should cooperate with the action, and I was dragged a few meters back by him, and the few knives that were shot were naturally all cut into the air.
Xi Yutong, who had been waiting for this flaw for a long time, naturally would not miss this opportunity, and the dagger in his hand shot out, straight to the heart.
Fortunately, Buyu's basic skills are solid enough, and he can avoid the key point at the last moment, but he is still inevitably seriously injured.
Bu Xuan, who was "connected by blood" with her, naturally felt her hurt for the first time, and was distracted, and hit Zheng Ding's wind punch the cheek, and immediately flew backwards.
With a loud bang, the conjoined man fell to the ground heavily, and rolled for more than ten meters before stopping.
"Captain Bu Yu! Captain Bu Yu!" a nearby guard tentatively pushed the Siamese man who had lost his movement, only to find that both of them had rolled their eyes and fainted.
"You!, come here!" Zheng Ding beckoned to the guard, "Ask you something!"
The guard looked innocent, pointed back and forth on his chest, and said tremblingly, "I'm in the men's bathroom......
"Who wants to ask you this!" Zheng Ding was about to fight, "Say!Where are the prisoners who were transferred from the second floor locked up by you?"
"This ...... The ...... guard hesitated for a long time, but he didn't say why.
"Don't embarrass him, come and ask me if you want to ask!" Just as Zheng Ding couldn't hold back and was about to "torture" him, suddenly a voice came from the back of the crowd on the outside.
The guards who heard this voice instantly became terrified, and their bodies trembled as if they were sifting chaff as they made way for a passage.
"Ask you?" Zheng Ding squinted at the newly emerged middle-aged man, "It seems that your position is not low!"
The middle-aged man smiled when he heard this: "It's okay, your name is Zheng Ding, my name is Zhong Feng, give me a lot of advice!"
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The characters have something to say:
Hello everyone, we are not depressed, a pair of conjoined brothers and sisters.
In fact, for us, the most unrelieved thing is not whether we should go to the men's or women's toilets, nor whether we can buy suitable clothes in the store, nor whether we will be scolded as monsters by others.
The saddest thing is that my sister (brother) has been with me all my life, but I don't know what she (him) looks like!