Let's talk about the fairy world, looking at the Dragon King of the Four Seas and the kitchen god arguing below. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Jade Emperor's brain melon seeds hurt buzzing. He really wants to shoot the case now, Lao Tzu will stop doing it! Whoever likes to do this Jade Emperor will do it! Anyway, Lao Tzu will not do it!

The God of Kitchen and the Dragon King of the Four Seas make trouble every day, today you sue me, tomorrow I will sue you. It's been more than half a month, and it hasn't stopped! The Jade Emperor is already going crazy, looking at the immortals who came with melon seeds and wine pots below, he is even more angry. Damn, you can't persuade you?

Zhang Guolao! Say about you! Donkey meat is burned and put down! Eat, eat, eat! You know how to eat every day! Barefoot fairy, what are you laughing at? Put down the special chicken leg and laugh again! And you! Nezha! Can you clean up the melon seeds after eating, and the whole place has melon seed skins!

The Jade Emperor is no longer able to complain......

The kitchen god obviously scolded with one mouth, but the four mouths on the other side of the table, turned to the Jade Emperor to wipe his tears.

"I have been in Heaven all these years, I have worked hard, I have slept later than pigs, and I have gotten up earlier than pigs! I have no merit and hard work! I didn't expect to be bullied by these fierce seafood today! Your Majesty! You have to make decisions for me......" The voice was grief-stricken, and I didn't know how much grievance I thought I had suffered.

Ao Guang: "Who are you talking about!?"

Ao Shun: "God of Cooking, don't walk at night today!"

Ao Qin lost his temper, rolled up his sleeves, dragged the back of the kitchen god's neck and dragged it out. Don't say anything, let's fight!

Even Ao Yan, who was usually silent, couldn't listen to it anymore, and silently took out his weapon.

The kitchen god is panicking now! Holding the barefoot fairy's feet with both hands and not letting go, he wails like a pig.

Nezha covered his ears and hurriedly took two steps to the side, it was too harsh! The Jade Emperor looked straight at the kitchen god holding the hand of the barefoot immortal! He made up his mind that he would never eat the food made by the kitchen god again......

"Ahem, Zhongqing's family, since there is nothing to do today, let's disperse!" Ignoring the troublesome kitchen god and the Dragon King of the Four Seas, the Jade Emperor said lightly.

The immortals responded, no one moved, and King Tota took out two small benches, handed one to Nezha, and then watched the free drama with relish while eating melon seeds.

The Jade Emperor came to the side of King Tota, grabbed a handful of melon seeds from Nezha's hand, and told Li Jing while sipping on the melon seeds. Grasp the right balance, don't play the kitchen god badly. remembered that the kitchen god had just hugged the feet of the barefoot immortal, and changed his words and said don't let a few dragon kings be wronged......

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West Heaven, Lingshan, Da Lei Yin Temple.

For example, when the scriptures are preached, the Arhats and Bodhisattvas and Buddhas silently recite the Buddhist scriptures. One of the figures scratched his ears and cheeks, which was particularly conspicuous.

"Wukong, since you can't calm down and listen to the scriptures, go out and play tricks!" Ru looked at Sun Wukong and shook his head.

Sun Wukong was overjoyed, took out a banana and walked out. Out of the Daxiong Treasure Palace, I feel that Rulai should not be able to catch up. He shouted, "Thank you, old man!" and ran away.

If you come, you will not be annoyed, he will smile and continue to preach. However, this is the heart of Rulai.

This plagued monkey! Look at the day I'll catch you! I'll beat you to death!

Damn, if it weren't for your sake of Heavenly Court, Lao Tzu would have killed you today!

That's right, the seafood that was innocently lost all over the world was stolen by the Great Sage......

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"Oops! I've been obsessed with the taste of seafood recently! But those four little old men are too strict to watch, and my grandson is not easy to start!" Sun Wukong stood on the clouds, looking at the ocean below, and was distressed while eating bananas.

After eating the banana and throwing the skin into the sea, Sun Wukong took out the Dinghaishen needle, and his heart was crossed!

I don't believe that my grandson can be caught by your four worms today!

The four dragon kings in the sky shuddered and glanced at each other.

Ao Guangchuan: "Damn! Lao Tzu just felt something bad! Could it be that someone scolded me?"

Ao Qin: "I feel ...... too"

Ao Shun: "It should be the god of the kitchen, this shriveled calf!

Ao Run: "......"

Yang Yan didn't know about the heavenly things, and he was chatting with Zhen Yuanzi at this time.

Zhen Yuanzi found a friend to share happiness, and at this time he was talking about his heart surging and his mouth was dry. Yang Yan spoke out from time to time, listening with relish.

Xiao Jin, who had already come back next to him, quacked, urging Yang Yan to hurry up and start cooking, seeing that Yang Yan ignored himself, he quacked angrily, and ploughed hard with a pair of paws!

Yang Yan was looking at it happily, how could he have time to care about it, and waved his hand impatiently.

Go and play, don't bother me, be obedient, and I'll buy you candy in a moment!

It backfired, and Zhen Yuanzi came to visit. I had no choice but to apologize to Yang Yan and go out to pick up the guests......

Yang Yan's meaning is still unfinished, but his stomach has already begun to protest, that half a bowl of porridge is really not a good thing!

got up and saw Xiao Jin, who was already impatient. I had already begun to grab wood to vent my anger, and suddenly remembered that a certain classic symptom was similar to Xiao Jin at this time.

What's it called? Hmm...... The world's first golden-winged bird with Alzheimer's disease.

This will definitely make the headlines of China Daily......

I pulled out the kitchen knife and disposed of the rabbit and pheasant. Throw into a bowl and spread with seasoning.

Looking at the pine wood that was about to be caught into sawdust by Xiao Jin, Yang Yan packed it up in disgust and lit a fire.

On the processed meat rack, Yang Yan drooled while roasting, and his stomach was even hungrier under the stimulation of the aroma......

When it was almost baked, Yang Yan brushed a layer of secret sauce on the meat. The aroma is overflowing.

There is a lot of meat today, but Yang Yan doesn't have to guard against Xiaojin. After roasting, generously give it a whole rabbit. Then he took the remaining two chickens and one rabbit for himself as a matter of course.

Xiao Jin stared at Yang Yan with a look of contempt and dissatisfaction, Yang Yan pretended not to understand, and began to spit on the chicken and rabbit......

After eating, looking at the remaining chicken and rabbit meat, Yang Yan was a little worried, he roasted too much! Fortunately, I knew that I couldn't finish eating, so I ate the rabbit hind legs, chicken legs and chicken wings......

Looking at Xiao Jin, whose greedy bird's face was distorted on the side, Yang Yan handed over the remaining chicken and asked, "Are you either?"

Xiao Jin was immediately angry! What kind of bird do you think of your uncle? Is your uncle the kind of bird that eats other people's saliva?

Looking at Xiao Jin's expression, Yang Yan knew that he was being despised by a bird again. Touch your nose, forget it, I'm a dignified immortal, and I'm worried about Mao and a flat-haired beast!

After receiving the mobile phone, the food was directly distributed to the red envelopes and thrown to the evil ghosts in hell, they didn't mind the saliva...... Well...... Probably don't mind, right?

Forget it, I'm not going to take any money anyway, I don't mind if he minds or not!

Cleaned up the fire and let Xiao Jin dig a pit and bury it. Inside the mountain, don't worry if you don't bury it!

Xiao Jin was indignant, my dignified golden-winged Dapeng bird! You actually asked me to dig a pit, did you really treat the uncle as an excavator? However, after Yang Yan took out the pill bottle, he ran to dig a ditch like a stupid bird......

After digging the pit, the bird came up to Yang Yan to ask for the pill with flattery on his face.

Yang Yan smiled, picked up the pill, and buried the fire. Gone......

Leaving a bewildered little gold ......

What about the trust between humans and birds? You can't play with me like that!

In the Taoist courtyard, the second master and the old Taoist priest were drinking tea, and suddenly heard a terrible bird cry nearby. The voice was so miserable that the two of them got goosebumps......

The voice...... Who is so bored? Running to the sunbirds?" said the old man obscenely.

The second master shook his head: "You listen to this voice, it's obviously a male! I think it's likely that he was cuckolded by a bird......

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Listening to the miserable wail behind him, Yang Yan praised his wit and saved a lot of pills. Clenched his fists, the little devil in his heart waved his fork and laughed wildly, let you snatch my rabbit legs!

Xiao Jin was sad and indignant, and finally recognized the reality, that's right! Yang Yan is a shameless thief who holds grudges!