The grammar real person "cough cough" twice, pondered for a while, looked erudite and talented, and then said mysteriously:

"Back then, the family of the talented Li Yannian was poor and had to be a prostitute for generations. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info he and his sister have been from the prostitution family since they were young, and they are born to be good at singing and dancing, and their dancing skills are very good.

Later, Li Yannian entered the palace, because he was good at music and rhythm, so he was deeply favored by Liu Bang, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty.

But the good times didn't last long, and later Li Yannian was punished by corruption for violating the law and was demoted to the palace to raise dogs.

Since then, Li Yan has been depressed all day long, and the tea and rice are not fragrant. But he did not give up, did not despair, tried every possible way, racked his brains to find the day of his future.

The opportunity has finally arrived!

One day, Li Yannian saw Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty passing by not far away, and knew that the opportunity had finally come, so he was overjoyed and immediately sang a song for Emperor Wu. ”

Elder Puhui asked, "What song do you offer?"

"It's hard for me to get such a trivial matter? Okay, this divine comedy, I'll play it for you with the bone flute first, and you can just listen to it!"

Then, regardless of whether Elder Puhui agreed or not, let alone what he said, the left and right fingers of the grammar real man flickered flexibly in the hole of the bone flute, and as he shook his head for a while, a sparse and noisy sound came out of the hole of the flute.

Elder Puhui frowned from time to time, as if the noise made him unbearable, although he couldn't bear it, he still listened patiently, and a few times it was almost a little, his arm moved, as if he wanted to cover his ears.

After blowing, the grammar real person glanced at Elder Puhui obliquely, and saw that he was dumbfounded, motionless as petrified.

The grammar man thought that he was deeply intoxicated by the divine comedy he had just played, and that the powerful artistic appeal had already shocked him to the point that he was about to fall unconscious.

So he was overjoyed at the moment, and then struck while the iron was hot, and tore open the throat of the broken gong, which was not only muddy and watery, but also did not connect back and forth, and sang even more incomplete:

"There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent. One look at the city, and then look at the country. Rather than know the city and the country, it is difficult to get a beautiful woman. “

After singing, seeing that Elder Puhui was still hanging aside, he pulled his robe.

Elder Puhui seemed to wake up from a long nightmare, his body slammed, and he muttered, "What did you sing just now, I ...... I really couldn't hear clearly, and I wanted to point out. ”

It seems that Elder Puhui is not obsessed with the natural sound of the grammar real person and cannot extricate himself, it is more accurate to say that the expression on his face is not so much like he is drunk but not drunk.

It's no wonder that the noise of the grammar real person just now is indeed difficult for him. The good end of this 10,000-year-old treasure black ape bone flute actually fell into the hands of a grammar real person, and what he said was a pearl was darkened.

It's just that because of the self-esteem of the grammar real person, especially seeing that he is still immersed in selfless self-absorption and puffing out his cheeks and blowing, Elder Puhui sighed, and secretly ran the real yuan to carry it hard, until the grammar real person finally finished "performing", he flicked the numb ear, knowing that it was okay, it was still good, and he finally breathed a long sigh of relief.

"You don't understand this? Hahaha, this is Li Yannian's masterpiece "Beauty Song". The grammar real man laughed loudly, and suddenly found a big shortcoming in Elder Puhui's knowledge, and felt that he was so knowledgeable and talented, and he was better than him at the moment, so he was even more excited, and said happily:

Later, Li Yannian returned to his original official position and often sang this "Beauty Song" for Liu Bang. Then the show came: Li Yannian put his sister Li ...... Li Susu was also introduced to Liu Bang, and Liu Bang was immediately fascinated by her alluring appearance, forgetting everything and forgetting everything, and he was very happy......"

"What? Li Yannian's sister is called Li Susuo? It's the first time I've heard of it today, it's really strange," Before the grammar real person finished speaking, Elder Puhui was shocked in his heart, and couldn't bear it anymore, so he interjected:

"After I arrived on Earth, I was very curious about this country, and I had already read through the history of China. In my memory, later generations called Li Yannian's sister Mrs. Li, and Mrs. Li was Mrs. Li, and she actually had no other name......"

"Don't be bored, do you say it or do I say it?" The grammar real person glanced at Elder Puhui, flicked his fat earlobes, and said seriously: "Mrs. Li is called Li Susu, Li Susu is called Mrs. Li, the beauty doesn't ask about the source, you just remember it, don't be verbose...... Ahem, because of Li Susu, later, Li Yannian was also awarded the title of 'Xielu Lieutenant', responsible for managing the musical instruments of the palace, and he was highly valued by Liu Bang, and his future was worry-free and full of flowers. “

"Wow, that's wonderful, is there anything else?" asked Elder Pratt & Whitney patiently. The heart said: This old naughty boy has a very strong self-esteem, no matter what he says is right or wrong, he does not allow others to criticize, and if I keep listening to it like this, I am really going crazy!

Although he thought so, he still showed a look of novelty and admiration on his face.

Unexpectedly, this look gave this old urchin another dose of stimulant.

Grammar Zhenren did not understand the great pain in Elder Puhui's heart at all, and then he looked energetic and interested, and continued with a smile on his lips:

"The excitement continues, let me tell you another secret history - Li Susu is not only beautiful, but also omnipotent.

She is particularly obsessed with playing the flute, and she can't put it down for the recorder, once she plays, the whole person will be amorous, poignant and loving, and a beautiful and resentful beauty alive, which is deeply liked by Liu Bang.

In order to please Li Susu, Liu Bang offered a reward to the world, and finally found this bone flute and dedicated it to Li Susu.

Later, this bone flute, I don't know how many princes, generals, heroes and beauties have been experienced, and I don't know how many swords, swords, blood, rain, wind and frost have been witnessed, and finally it was passed into the hands of the old man, hahaha, this is really strange, strange!"

After hearing this, Elder Puhui pretended to be very envious, sighed, and said, "Fate!"

"Hahaha, nature is fate, nothing else!" said with certainty, his voice was many times higher than that of Elder Puhui, and after laughing, he said: "My black ape bone flute is too old to verify, I guess, it must have an eternal charm." Compared with your twenty-three silk gonghou, it is naturally incomparable. You have to admit it. ”

"Admit it, of course admit it. Elder Puhui sighed lightly, very helpless, and was forced to agree.

Although the Blue Eyebrow Dao people often travel back and forth between the Flowing Crystal Realm and the Earth, they actually spend very little time wandering around the Earth.

He is a martial artist, as the leader of the Eagle Empire's Guardian Guard, the only mission of flying out of the vein and returning to the door is to teach the two peerless martial arts of the human special person Liu Gaochong's acupoint heart method and the Lost Dragon Xuanshou, in order to deal with the joint attack from the four major alien races that will occur once in 6,000 years in Liujing City in the future.

Therefore, all the intentions of Jiangen are poured into Liu Gaoxiao's body, and it can be said that he is deaf to anything else on the earth.

What's more, the Blue Eyebrow Dao people are not interested in the past and present of the earth itself, and as for its history, they naturally know very little. If he wanted to talk about its ancient civilization, he had never heard of it and knew nothing.

For the heated discussion between Elder Puhui and the grammar real people, the Blue Eyebrow Daoist naturally did not have any opportunity to express any opinions, he was alone and one world, silently playing with the dust on the side, just out of politeness, as if he understood whether he understood or not, whether he listened or not, only in his own heart, it was clear.

At this time, seeing that their frolicking and quarreling paused slightly, they finally had a chance to speak, so they grabbed it tightly, pointed under the clouds, and hurriedly said: "Look at it, that kid is Liu Gaoxiao, a disdainful disciple of the poor Dao, how about the two Taoist friends?"

Elder Puhui and the grammar real man were shocked when they heard this, and they looked under the clouds. (To be continued.) )