Chapter 21: The Fringe Bazaar
It was the Miao doctor, although she came back quickly, her complexion was not very good. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
She made a pot of tea first, then stared at the hundreds of boxes of medicine cabinets in a daze, not wanting to say anything. The candle tears were like heavy snow piling up outside the house, and the candle she was staring at was about to burn out, and the sky became clear. When the sun shone on her big eyes, she felt that she had just come back to her senses. She knocked Sixteen's ass with a feather duster, "You get me up!"
Sixteen: "Get up and get up, why be so fierce?"
The doctor said, "You care about me, do I still want to see Zhang in this medical hall? Get out of here!"
She kicked out the top 16, and Jing'er muttered: "She is worthy of being a Miao person, but she is full of personality, but she doesn't treat guests like this, right?"
Sixteen touched his bald head, "Maybe I'm too handsome." ”
"Stinky and shameless. Su Xiu'e kept popping out coldly, she said: "You are handsome, but unfortunately you are a monk, many monks can do what monks can't do, isn't it Bai Chang's skin?"
Sixteen smiled, he was holding a thousand taels of silver in his hand, and he felt a little heavy, so he said, "Jing'er, can I put the silver taels into your body?"
Jing'er said: "Yes, but there are some things that I have to explain to Sixteen first, what I have cultivated is Vientiane Dafa, which is used to collect demons and seal demons, and the little demons below the five hundred years of Taoism can be directly sealed into the body, but if you encounter a thousand-year-old demon who is not inferior to me, then it is not possible, unless it is voluntarily living in my body." The items are not limited to space, and can only store about 500 catties. ”
Sixteen suddenly noticed a detail and said: "Su Xiu'e's Taoism is higher than yours, but after voluntarily assigning her Taoism to Xiaobai, her Taoism is less than five hundred years, why can she always break through your seal." ”
Jing'er said: "I'm afraid this is the most mysterious part of the 'Transfer Cultivation', Su Xiu'e is a flower of resentment, and her ability is immeasurable. I always felt like she was hiding her strength. Jing'er's tone was full of worry, "Do you remember Xiaobai clamoring to come out? She has half of Su Xiu'e's gift on her, and I almost can't stop her." ”
Sixteen thought about it, as if he already had an answer in his heart, which made Su Xiu'e a little uneasy. Su Xiu'e said: "If I had the ability, I would have rushed out of this cage a long time ago, why should I listen to your suspicions?"
Sixteen: "Who knows your fancy intestines?"
"Ouch, this is really opening the coffin and shouting to catch the thief - wronged the dead~"
Jing'er said: "Hmph, you are bad!"
Su Xiu'e said: "If it's bad, it's bad, but someone is not greedily devouring my Taoism in the Qingfo Temple, otherwise you don't have the ability to store items." ”
Jing'er said: "That, this, I call it to eliminate harm for the people, benefit others and benefit yourself, why not do it?"
"It's full of truth, but it really sounds like the same thing. ”
"You, you! ”
Sixteen said, "Jing'er, can you add new abilities by devouring other demons?"
Jing'er blushed and said, "Well, but every demon has its own ability, and there is a difference between strength and weakness." For example, the corpse jackals we encountered when we escaped from Chain Mountain, they focused on cultivating the art of resurrecting souls by borrowing corpses, so their abilities increased very quickly. Sixteen listened to it in his ears, remembering that Xiaobai also practiced the technique of restoring souls by borrowing corpses, so it was able to perfectly absorb Su Xiu'e's Taoism, and it only took half a month to create the earth control technique by itself.
Jing'er continued: "As for seductres, they themselves inherit the art of casting flesh, so they are weaker in terms of innovation ability. But for all demons, if they can eat the bones and blood of the thousand-year-old demon, it is a great opportunity, not only is the Dao line soaring, but there is even a very small chance of inheriting powerful spells. "She has a chance to devour a small part of Su Xiu'e's Taoism, and she will be able to create a new use for Vientiane Dafa.
Jing'er spoke energetically, and suddenly calmed down again, "It's all Jing'er's uselessness to help Sixteen share the weight of five hundred catties." ”
Sixteen said: "I should be glad that I can find such a beautiful and moving bag in the whole world?"
"Sixteen ......" for a moment, she looked a little stupid.
In the morning, Xiaonan County is overcrowded.
Especially in the bazaar, a large number of people and horses gather together, selling vegetables, birds, and weapons, so lively!
Xiaonan County covers a vast area, and the entrance is considered a marginal area, but does the marginal area also have a marginal life, just like a sparrow is small. Jing'er said: "It's a shame that Xiaobai is not here, otherwise she will have to toss and turn, and it will not be good to be discovered." ”
But she also had less opportunity to look at the world. ”
No matter how well they get along with Sixteen, demons and humans are always incompatible.
There are iron strikers on the street shouting, "Come and buy it, the soft iron of the Western Regions, five hundred catties of chopping taste, even if you cut the demon's head, it is simply neat, one knife and two cuts!"
"Yes? Then you can try it. Several big men wrapped in animal skin felt hats laughed evilly, and the blacksmith slashed beside them with a knife, so frightened that the big men fled, and the blacksmith also scolded: "We used to chop meat, but now we chop iron, and we can eat the same! Don't force your grandfather to use a knife!"
"Who moves the knife?"
"Huh?"
"You grandmother, you dare to cut Lao Tzu!" The crowd shouted noisily, and in an instant, the sword rattling, even the old man who sold vegetables took out a bright big knife from under the vegetable basket. At this time, I saw a hundred fast horses heading south from all the way, shouting, "The army is on its way!" In an instant, chickens and dogs jumped, and someone asked, "Who shouted first to move the knife?" Everyone was unable to answer, "Hey, forget it, forget it." Then they put away their weapons again.
Sixteen sighed: "I didn't expect the world to be so chaotic. He felt hungry, so he took a wooden bowl and walked towards the shop.
Xiao Er saw Sixteen from a distance, so he pushed Sixteen: "Where is the monk, go and go! Everyone is dying of hunger, who will give you charity." ”
But when he saw the silver with white flowers in the sixteen bowls, he said, "Could it be that if a monk holds a bowl, he must be a relational?"
"No, no, no! The villain's eyes are frustrated, please come in the guest officer, and the store will greet you." With a smile on his face, the shopkeeper sent Sixteen straight to the store, and picked a spacious seat facing the sun. Sixteen sat down, "Is there a vegetarian fast?"
Xiao Er said: "Of course there is, but vegetarian food is cheaper, can the guests take care of the small shop business, even if they are vegetarian, they can eat happily, is it okay?"
Sixteen smiled and said, "Ten taels, give me some green vegetables and mushrooms, hibiscus vegetarian soup, and a bowl of rice." ”
Xiao Erle blossomed, "Okay, okay, wait a minute, let's order the kitchen to cook." ”
The kitchen was steaming, Xiao Er grabbed the boss and said straightly: "There is a monk in the store, white and tender, generous, he must have a lot of money on him, do you want to ......"
The boss smashed Xiao Er's head hard, "You pig head! Xiao Er begged for mercy, "Eh, don't fight, boss, I know it's wrong." ”
The boss had a fat head and big ears, he wiped his lips full of greasy, and said: "When you encounter such a good thing, you can do it directly, and ask me what to do?" ”
The chef had already fried a plate of green vegetables and shiitake mushrooms, and Xiao Er was about to poison him, and the boss slashed at his head.
Xiao Er smiled bitterly, "Why did you hit me?"
The boss said: "The five poisons turn black when they are scattered in water, and they will not be exposed in the dish, you go and smear the medicine powder on the chopsticks, and then change the chopsticks for him." ”
Xiao Er muttered: "You are the most shrewd, why are you still opening a broken restaurant in Xiaonan County?" The boss watched Xiao Er's preparations, and his heart was happy, "Hehe, when the monk is poisoned, I will take the money and be happy, and leave this cloudy Xiaonan County forever." ”
"The greeting was not good, so the guest officer waited for a long time. Xiao Er handed over the dish with his left hand, and accepted the chopstick holder with his right hand.
Sixteen grabbed Xiao Er's wrist at this time and said, "I don't think I need to change the chopsticks." ”
Xiao Er said: "What you want, I haven't washed it for several days, and the guests are not disgusting with their saliva on it." ”
Sixteen sighed softly, and Xiao Er quickly changed the chopsticks that were coated with the five poisons on the table.
The boss was peeping in the dark, and an extremely lewd smile appeared on his fat face.
Five poison powder, extracted and refined from five kinds of poisonous herbs, can be used in half a pillar of incense to put people to death, and there is no smell. Even experienced people in the rivers and lakes have died in this trick. The most common Five Poisons Powder is in the wine, because the old wine is mostly brown ink, and the Five Poisons Powder will turn black when it encounters water or soup, so it is impossible to distinguish between the five poisons in the wine, just drink half a sip, stretch your legs and go to see the king of Yama.
They are all waiting for the first chopsticks of the sixteen clips.
Unexpectedly, Sixteen took out a pair of turquoise bamboo chopsticks from his sleeve.
"Damn! Is this a veteran? The boss muttered, and Xiao Er also came to the boss, "He actually used his own chopsticks." ”
Jing'er was also curious, and she asked, "Sixteen, I've never seen you use this pair of bamboo chopsticks." ”
Sixteen Dao: "That's what I learned from Ah Jiu, he uses his own set every time he eats, so I have already made a set." In this bazaar, try not to open your mouth, so as not to attract attention. ”
The boss was even more anxious, and Xiao Er said, "What is he still talking to himself there?"
"No matter, let's close the door and let the dog go, don't let him notice. ”
"Huh. A group of people in the kitchen pulled out their swords, and Xiao Er slowly paced to the door, "squeak" and pushed the door in. The door was about to close, when suddenly a hand stuck on the door.
The person outside the door only used one hand, Xiao Er couldn't compete, he blushed and his neck was thick, so he had to shout: "The shop is closed today, please go back!"
"But it says on the door that when the time comes, this shop can provide alcohol. ”
It was Sixteen's familiar voice, he turned his head, only to see the door broken! The ghost knife stepped into the door with his chest covered, grabbed Xiao Er's neck with one hand, dragged him on the ground like a dead pig, and then threw him violently backstage, frightening the boss to shout, "Come, who's coming?"
"Your aunt. ”
"What's going on?"
"Kill your grandson. ”
The cold words caused a dead silence in the store. The boss sneered: "It turned out to be a mistake, give it to me!" More than twenty guys held swords and rushed forward. But he saw that the ghost knife sat down on the table without hurry, took off the black cloth and slapped it on the table!
The murderous Eight Soul Chasing Sword made everyone stop.
"Hey, her knife is bigger than ours, forget it. The boss had to admit it, the ghost knife just put the knife back on his shoulder, and the whole table suddenly fell apart, choking the boss and his buddy kept coughing.