Chapter 1071 - Routine That Bound to Appear When Bathing Episodes

To be reasonable, I've fantasized about this scenario since Emilina and I mentioned the legendary Plants vs. Zombies. There is a circle of potato mines buried in the outermost part of the www.biquge.info station, and then there are many fierce and dangerous man-eating flowers, which are all kinds of pea shooters, mixed with corn and watermelon and other things, making the whole station like a natural fortress, and with the firepower of the coalition forces, it will definitely make all the enemies who try to get close to eat and walk around. Of course, not all plants are exactly the same as in that minigame, but they certainly have more or less similar abilities anyway.

There is no doubt that I was slapped in the face again.

There are no potato mines, no pea shooters, a little bit like a man-eating flower, and the rest are mostly ordinary and inconspicuous plants. These plants are simply plane trees, but they are made larger by the kettle, and their trunks can open a "door" to let people in at any time, which is very suitable for hiding and seeking, but it is difficult to say how much protection it can give people after being attacked.

Is this the plant that Emmilina mentioned that is responsible for temporarily sheltering soldiers from the effects of the Death Salute, which doesn't feel very reliable......

Because Freyol, who had slept too late, woke up late, we were busy until the evening. When everyone hurriedly dragged the goddess of life out of the mouth of the last planted man-eating flower, the sky had already begun to darken. In addition, the man-eating flower did not want to eat Friol, which can be seen from the fact that after we rescued Her Highness the Goddess, the thing leaned over and stuck out her tongue and kept licking her.

The garrison of the coalition forces has now become a sea of green, full of all kinds of cute and interesting plants, and it also makes the soldiers who have not seen green plants for a long time feel the breath of home in another world for the first time - gratifying, congratulating, congratulating.

Today, everyone was busy planting plants all day, and because in the end the girls couldn't help but take the initiative to pick up the shovel and experience life, but they all turned into big cats, so after dinner, they made an appointment to go to the bathhouse specially set up for women inside the fortress to take a bath. This in itself is not a big problem, because I am also in a state of disgrace, and I can say that everyone who participates in the planting today has to take a bath, without exception.

However, after I met a few strange guys along the way, everything changed.

Holding the basin of a cute furry creature mixed in with the toiletries in it, I was walking down the corridor to the surprise of four people I knew, of course, they could only be regarded as acquaintances, not familiar, and I didn't even know the names of the other three except the one in charge, but that didn't stop me from remembering these four specifications.

"Ahh ”

That's right, it was the Empire's famous ace pilot squad that came up to them, but they looked a little strange, and they didn't have anything like I was holding a basin or a towel. Instead, they were carrying what seemed to be a long rope, and they didn't know what it was for.

"Oh, isn't this Zhou Yisao Nian, you came just in time. Wang Yiping turned his head and looked around, and when he saw that there was no one else nearby, he suddenly sneakily came to the inexplicable person, stretched out his hand to his mouth, and whispered, "Take a bath or something, I'll go back later, let's go with us to peep first." ”

"To be reasonable, I feel very uncomfortable that I am dirty, so let's go take a shower first...... Bridge bean sack, what did you just say!?" I just exclaimed and was covered by Wang Yiping quietly, and only after calming down did the other party let go again, "Stealing, voyeurism, does it mean that I am thinking?"

"If your gentlemanly power explodes in an instant, it can be said that it is the one you are thinking about at the moment. Wang Yiping, who has long lost his ace demeanor and looks like a standard pervert no matter how you look at it, rubbed his hands together with a wicked smile and said, "Maybe you have used the opportunity to live together to spy on Emilina before, but today there are other fierce materials besides her?

After a moment of silence, I tried to take a deep breath to suppress my excitement and said indifferently: "Although I am excited, I am more concerned about whether I will be struck by Emilina with thunder and lightning, burned at the stake by the idol of the White Lotus, hanged alive by the plants of Fuyol, and shot in the head by the thunderous Sister Mei, so forget it." ”

The first few Wang Yiping didn't react much, but when they heard the last Sister Mei, their whole bodies shook violently, and their faces instantly turned ugly Tie Qing, presumably it should be the terrifying methods of female men who had been taught before.

Well, I won't ask what it is.

"It's okay, sir. A teammate behind Wang Yiping poked his shoulder and reminded, "That dominatrix is not here now, it is impossible to appear and stop it." Even if she finds out what we've done when she goes back, will she still be able to break into the base and strip us alive?"

Hearing what his subordinates said, the ace pilot immediately narrowed his eyes and showed a look of approval: "Well, that's right, it's a big deal, let's run a full marathon three times with weights." However, now this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity must be grasped no matter what, and the mecha and the girl are a man's romance!"

It's your own romance, okay, don't just generalize - although in a sense I don't really know how to refute it.

"Okay, okay, I see. If you love to die, go to death, I will not stop you or tell you. Although it was very unpleasant for my favorite girl to be spied on, after seeing these guys hanging out in the fortress without untying their guns, I thought it would be better to keep a low profile here, "But I still decided to go take a shower, so don't try to pull me into the water." ”

"Sao Nian, how can you take a bath if you don't go into the water?"

It's really meow, and there's nothing to say!

Wang Yiping slapped himself heavily on the shoulder with black lines: "In short, Zhou Yisaonian, you have to wade in this troubled water, come with us! You have no right to refuse, otherwise you and your bound pet will be killed on the spot here." ”

Without this guy's orders, his three younger brothers quickly pulled out their matching guns, two of which were aimed at me, and one aimed at the hairball hidden in the basin, and there was a posture of shooting without saying a word. In addition, can you have a little backbone of the little thing, and before the muzzle of the gun is against your head, you can't wait to rub out two tentacles and raise them high, what the hell is it, you just want to follow and watch the fun!?

"Hey boss, you won. With tears streaming down his face, he had no choice but to relent, "Can't I participate, please put away your weapons first." Anyway, the bathrooms for women are basically completely enclosed, and it is impossible for us to find a suitable place to peep. ”

Seeing that I had agreed, Wang Yiping took the lead and walked in the direction I came from, which was the direction of the women's bathroom: "Although 'basically' (biting the accent) is closed, it is not all after all. You don't know that after living in the fortress for so long, we have already figured out what you said is a good place for voyeurism, so we brought this thing with us. ”

With that, he shook the rope that hung diagonally over his shoulder, as if to signal to me.

I have to say that my face turned green immediately after: "Bridge bean sack, is it difficult that you still need to climb high?"

"Of course you do, but don't you have your own bound pet?"

So...... That's right.

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The fortress that originally belonged to the Mantius clan was barely usable after a hasty renovation by the coalition forces, but there were many imperfect places, such as the fact that the bathrooms for female soldiers had no baths at all, only a large number of shower heads. Of course, there are many same shower heads on the male soldiers' side, and there is no such luxury as bathing here.

Emilina, who can enjoy the treatment of a five-star hotel in the Holy Wing Shield, does not show any dissatisfaction with the fact that there is no bath, although she has a special identity, she has a more special mother, when she was a child, she was dragged out to hone her skills in the wild and even fight against fierce monsters, and she has long been accustomed to hardships and hard work.

That is, when the little queen takes Emilina to attend public events, she can live a princess addiction, and she is usually no different from ordinary girls. This is the result of Elicia's teaching and training, and it has been proven that this kind of Emilina is more approachable than the pampered pure princess, can make more real friends of the same age, and has a stronger appeal among her friends.

But now the girl's easy-going personality has caused her to run into great trouble, and she has fallen into deep anxiety and distress.

"I said Mengyun, can you stop touching it?" Emilina, who perfectly showed her white jade-like skin under the shower head, finally couldn't stand the harassment of the little girl next to her who seemed to never stop, and slapped away the other party's little hand pressed on her **** and said angrily, "And how to tell your stupid brother how to touch my body is really that interesting?"

Emilina, Blue Feather, White Lotus, and Friol's coterie of girls are the scenery in the bathroom, the ultimate welfare for the men, and the nightmare for the other women in the neighborhood.

Except, of course, Zhou Yi's naughty baby sister.

So everyone else stood away, and the frolic in this small circle did not affect them.

"It's funny, how can it not be interesting?" Mengyun said with a wicked smile while putting on a strange and evil expression that the blonde girl was very familiar with and could see on Zhou Yi's face, "Or do you want me to tell the stupid brother, but want him to secretly and privately experience ......it with his hands."

"Get out!" The hand knife wrapped in a large number of water droplets slammed on the top of Mengyun's head, making the girl suddenly scream, even so, Emilina still didn't let her go easily, and grabbed the other party's stupid hair, "Hurry up and tell me honestly, you are actually Zhou Yi himself, deliberately disguised as his sister to come to spy on us?"

"Woo meow!?Is that so?" Lan Yu, who was flushing with white foam on her black hair next to her, was immediately shocked when she heard this, but she didn't want the water to flow into her eyes, so she hurriedly fumbled to find the towel, "Xiao Tsubasa, you're really a little too much?"

Sure enough, even if she is a natural stay, she will be disgusted by being peeped, although nine times out of ten she knows that some of the things in it are not taught to her by Sister Mei. Emilina rubbed Mengyun's head and didn't speak, but withdrew her hand and turned around, then ripped off the black towel that hung straight around her neck and stuffed it into her hand.

Mengyun, who was trying to wipe his messy hair, suddenly changed to a bored expression and pouted: "Cut, my stupid brother doesn't have the courage to come and peep at you taking a bath." He may usually like to take advantage of all kinds of benefits, but when it comes to the actual action, he has no courage at all; even if he can't hold back the impulse and forcibly pushes someone down, he will quickly calm down and run to the distance to apologize again and again. Uh-huh, so don't expect that guy with the heart and guts to take the initiative, it's the last word to figure it out yourself. ”

Emilina, who helped Lan Yu clean up her hair, was very impressed with Mengyun's statement, after all, she had the audacity to learn from her mother to let go of her reserve and take the initiative to tease the guy who claimed to be a gentleman a few times, but the girl was shocked, and the scene of chasing more than a dozen streets was not staged because of this.

Soon, however, the blonde girl smiled with a very strange evil smile. Because she sensed something she knew too well to be familiar with, she was slowly approaching the bathroom.

"Hey, Mengyun, don't say too much. Emilina quietly put away her evil smile and pretended to be serious, "What do you think you should do if Zhou Yi really wants to come and peep at us?"

"Hmm...... the little girl touched her chin and muttered for a long time, "Let him see enough?"

So the brother and sister must have been discussed in advance, right?Emilina shook her head speechlessly, and then turned her head to look at the ventilation window in the corner that was four or five meters above the groundβ€”if nothing else, Zhou Yi would have his head popping out of that place later. (To be continued.) )