"What do you mean by that?" asked the female ghost. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Alas, the general's belly has always had deep thoughts and remorse for you, see for yourself. "I handed the general's phone to the female ghost again.

"You look at his photo album first. I said.

The female ghost opened the photo album of her mobile phone, and when she saw it, most of them were photos of herself. "Well, I can't believe he forgot about me. I thought he had a new love, so he left me behind. However, she marked my photos with my cousin, presumably because she was afraid that her new lover would see it and make trouble with him. Huh! cunning guy. ”

"Your picture is more than half of it, what does it mean? I don't need to say more. I saw a smile on the female ghost's face, and my heart finally relaxed.

The female ghost deleted all the photos of other people in the mobile phone album, and said, "You can convey to me that only my photos are allowed in his mobile phone album." ”

"Well, I'll pass on your opinion to him. "I thought to myself: this female ghost is really domineering, everyone is dead, and no one is tolerated.

"Also, you tell the general's belly that he should look at my picture every day and not forget it for a day. ”

"Okay, I'll get there. In addition to photos, the general belly often listens to your favorite Teresa Teng songs. ”

The female ghost opened the music box excitedly again, and when she saw it, it was really full of Teresa Teng's songs.

"This guy is quite affectionate and righteous. The female ghost complimented.

"Look at the memo on your phone again. I reminded. "On your birthday and death day, the general's belly will buy you flowers, buy red roses for birthdays, buy white chrysanthemums on death days, and place them in the place where you were in a car accident. You see, the general's belly is interesting. ”

"Really?" asked the female ghost in surprise.

When the female ghost opened the memo and looked at it, she couldn't help but burst into tears, and muttered, "Ahhh I misunderstood him......"

I finally breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that the master was right to let me go out, if I wasn't able to argue, I would never be able to convince this female ghost.

I said to the female ghost, "Since you know that you have wronged the general, then don't make trouble here, and go back to your hometown as soon as possible." ”

"No, he still owes me a general's belly. The female ghost said faintly.

"What do I owe you?" I thought to myself: Could it be that this female ghost still wants to make a difference?

"When he and I got along, he promised to buy me a house. Now, even though I'm dead, he has to make good on that promise. The female ghost said.

"You're already a person from the underworld, what's the use of asking for a house? Besides, you don't even have a household registration, whose name is written on the real estate certificate?"

"Let him buy a house for my mom and dad. Now, my poor parents still live in a shantytown of more than 20 square meters. The female ghost said mournfully.

"Well...... this" I thought about it for a while, and felt that this request of the female ghost was reasonable to a certain extent, so I said: "I can do the work for the general's belly and let him satisfy you." ”

"Also, my parents have been laid off, and I live on subsistence allowances, so I asked the general to give my parents a compensation. The female ghost made a second request.

"Well...... "Well," I thought about it, and thought it was reasonable. "I'll tell the general, you can give a number. ”

"At least 500,000 yuan. My parents deposited it in the bank, and they could solve the problem of living expenses by eating interest. The female ghost said with a dark expression.

"Then it is decided, as soon as the general's belly meets these two requirements, you will immediately go back to your hometown, and you will never come to harass him again. I said solemnly.

The female ghost sighed, looked at me and said, "Okay, I promise you." ”

"You wait, I'll go out and discuss it with the general. With that, I walked out of the house. I thought to myself: The female ghost wants a house, which is worth about 1 million, and 500,000 compensation, a total of 1.5 million. With my understanding of the general's belly, I may not be willing to agree to this condition. It seems that a little bit of a trick has to be taken.

When the "general's belly" saw me coming out, he hurriedly asked, "Did you kill the female ghost?"

"This female ghost is not trivial, she is a female ghost with superb magic, it seems that no one can cure her. She's determined to kill your family. I was alarmist.

"So, what should I do? Old man, your apprentice can't handle the female ghost, you have to come forward. "General's belly" pleaded.

"What the hell is going on?" asked the old Taoist priest suspiciously.

I called the old Taoist priest aside and whispered to him for a while.

The old Taoist priest nodded, and said angrily: "You guy, after dealing with female ghosts for half an hour, you are on the side of female ghosts, no wonder these female ghosts will like you." ”

"Hee-hee, I think she's pathetic. I said.

The old Taoist priest said to the "general's belly": "My apprentice has figured out the situation of this female ghost, this female ghost has thousands of years of cultivation and has become a ghost, so no one can cure her." ”

"General's belly" asked puzzledly: "She has only been dead for a year, how can she have a thousand years of cultivation?"

"There was a thousand-year-old ghost who knew that she had a grievance, so he gave her his practice. "The old Taoist priest made up nonsense.

"Ahh

The old Taoist priest sighed and said, "There is no way, we can only go back." ”

"Slow!" "General's belly" knelt down in front of the old Taoist priest and begged: "You can't go, wow, as soon as you leave, my family will die." ”

"If you don't want to die, there's one last option. The old Taoist priest said.

"Sir, as long as you can save my life and my family's life, you can do whatever you want. "General's belly" said.

"You give two million to the female ghost's parents and ask her parents to do her work. The old Taoist priest came up with an idea.

"Can her mom and dad do her job?" asked the general, half-convinced.

"Absolutely. Because, the female ghost is a filial daughter and listens to her parents 100%. The old Taoist priest said categorically.

"Okay, I'll give. "The general's belly" agreed.

I saw that the old Taoist priest lured the "general's belly" and agreed, and asked for 500,000 more for the female ghost, and I couldn't help but be overjoyed. Hurriedly ran into the house and asked the female ghost, "Do you know your parents' bank card number?"

The female ghost told me my father's bank card number.

I told the female ghost: "The general's belly has promised to give your parents 2 million, and I will ask him to immediately transfer the money to your father's bank card." ”

"This little pick agreed very happily, and even gave me an extra 500,000 yuan, the sun is really coming out of the west. The female ghost felt so strange, in her impression, the "general's belly" was a dime a dime, and it was more difficult to get him to pay than to ascend to the sky. I think that when she was the lover of the "general's belly", she was reluctant to buy even a small house, and she kept renting a house outside.

"Two million is nothing compared to life. I laughed.

"You threatened him?" asked the ghost.

I smiled and said, "Of course, I have to use some tricks to pick at the general's belly." ”