No. 272 Grab my favorite canned food

This gift came inexplicably, but Yang Yan accepted it with peace of mind. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's all on my doorstep, and I don't know who sent it. And I'm not afraid that this thing is poisonous, in Yang Yan's place, no poison can work, so what are you afraid of?

If you don't eat for nothing, you won't eat it!

Breakfast hasn't been made yet, most people haven't gotten up yet, Yang Yan just couldn't sleep last night because he was nauseous, so he practiced all night, so he could get up so early. But I didn't expect such an unexpected surprise.

The robot butler, who was making breakfast on the table, saw the canned food and asked strangely, "Sir, do you want to eat this can this morning?"

Yang Yan nodded and said, "Take a look, is there an expiration date?" If it is not expired, open a can in the morning and taste it! There are so many people in the family, one can is not enough, let's open two cans!"

"Yes sir, as you wish!"

Yang Yan felt that the robot butler's tone was a little strange, but he didn't think much about it. After all, this is high-tech, and it's normal to not understand it, maybe he's having a stomach!

Soon, twenty minutes later, everyone got up, and when they saw Yang Yan getting up so early to watch TV, they felt that the world might be destroyed!

"Oh my God, am I wrong? This is our son? I'm not dreaming, right?" Father Yang said in a surprised tone, looking at Yang Yan with an incredible expression.

Mother Yang quickly proved whether it was a dream or not.

Syllable!

When the big mouth was slammed on his face, Father Yang immediately knew that this was not a dream! A red palm print soon appeared on his face, but it was not swollen. Thanks to the fact that Father Yang has been cultivating ancient martial arts and internal strength these days, this has not been broken, and Mother Yang's slap will cause a concussion when it hits others.

Yang Yan shrank his neck, and it hurt when he looked at it. The second master and the old man Lin were gloating, hehe, laughing.

Ahri sat next to Yang Yan in green monster pajamas, with the laziness of just waking up on his face. After taking off the hat on his head, a strand of hair stood on end.

"Why did the master get up so early today?" Ahri pouted, her voice a little vague as if she hadn't woken up. I still can't open my eyes.

"It's good to go to bed early and get up early! Do you think I'm like you, and I have to sleep until the sun basks my butt before getting up?" Yang said helplessly, and said justifiably.

Ahri collapsed on the couch: I almost believed it!

The corners of the second master's mouth twitched when they heard this, and they turned their heads away, not wanting to look at him again.

On weekdays, Yang Yan has been sleeping until nine o'clock before getting up, getting up and eating the meal prepared for him by the robot housekeeper alone, and then he was not hungry when others ate at noon, and when others finished eating, at two o'clock in the afternoon, he was hungry and ate alone. In the end, I didn't eat at night, and ate supper alone.

People like this can say with an awe-inspiring face that they go to bed early and get up early to be in good health, and the forest is really big, and there are all kinds of birds!

Soon, a hearty breakfast was on the table.

Since the housekeeper robot is here, every meal every day is extremely rich, every dish is exquisite and beautiful, and the taste is also very delicious.

On top of that, the butler robot is on call and responsive. Whenever you want to eat, you will start a fire and cook. I can do anything, Western-style, Chinese-style, sour, sweet, cold, spicy, anything. So much so that Lin Qingying didn't dare to live here anymore, and she gained ten pounds a month.

"What kind of can is this? What about the can opener? I'll open it and taste it!" Old Man Lin looked at the can on the table, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

The second master followed his gaze, stood up and said, "And canned food, open a can for me, when I used to fight devils, I liked canned food the most." ”

"Find a can opener!" said Old Man Lin angrily.

"After practicing martial arts for so many days, do you still use a can opener?" The second master squinted his eyes, and his contemptuous gaze made Old Man Lin uncomfortable for a while. Immediately annoyed, he said, "Let you see my strength!"

As he spoke, Old Man Lin grabbed a box of canned food and put it in his hand. The other palm covers the can, transporting its own internal force. The expression is very serious.

The second master cut it, grabbed a box of canned food, and also posed. Isn't it just a pose!

The yellow cripple shook his head, feeling very speechless at the two old men who were still childlike at heart. I'm so old, and I'm still like a child!

Although he is disdainful in his heart, he is very honest in his body. moved his feet and ran to the two of them to watch, breakfast was put on the table, and everyone was ready to eat, but they didn't expect that there would be such a small show before the meal, and they all watched it with interest.

Ahri looked at the breakfast, the attributes of a foodie had begun to take effect, and she was already full of words! But others didn't use chopsticks, and she was embarrassed to be the first one, so she had to look lively.

When he saw the can on the table, Ahri's pupils shrank suddenly. She naturally knew what it was, and as a foodie, she naturally knew all the dark cuisines in this world.

Canned herring!

Claimed to be the smelliest food in the world!

The pretty face changed suddenly, and it was too late to make any movements. I saw that Old Man Lin snorted lightly, and suddenly exerted force, and slapped a crack in the can, and the air pressure in the can changed violently.

Burst!

The juice inside the can is like a fountain, spurting out instantly. At the same time, a strong smell gushed out.

The butler robot that was cleaning up in the kitchen shook its head lightly and turned off its taste analyzer. At the same time, he said to himself in confusion: "It turns out that everyone likes this taste of food......"

Ahri held her breath at the first moment of the viscous liquid squirting. At the same time, she quickly got up and fled from here, she had heard of the name of canned herring, and she was not even curious at all.

Yang Yan and the others didn't react, and immediately after, the smell spread. It spreads throughout the restaurant and soon fills up the space.

The liquid spewed out touched Old Man Lin's hand, and they also bore the brunt of it, becoming the victims of the first wave.

"I'll go!!"

"What the hell!!"

"Vomit ......"

The rich flavor instantly conquered the sense of smell of several people. Father Yang and Mother Yang's face turned blue, fortunately, after practicing martial arts recently, the lung capacity was relatively good, and he quickly held his breath and then used light kung fu to leave, as if his feet did not touch the ground.

The second master was stunned in place, holding his breath with a blue face, and then looked down at the can in his hand, and suddenly shuddered. Throw the can on the table, turn around and run.

The yellow cripple also turned around and ran, and his legs, which were originally a little lame, were not lame, even sharper than normal people.

Yang Yan sat in place, his mind full of: ????

What is it? Say yes, I'm lucky in the morning, and someone gives me a gift?

Okay, I'll eat more today and make up for what I didn't eat yesterday?

What about opening a can and tasting it?

Now I haven't even tasted it, and I've sentenced this can to death! What a joke! Who wants to eat such a thing!

A dodge, Yang Yan also ran away.