In a castle in Europe, in the hall, huge obsidian chairs stand like thrones, at the top of the steps. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoA figure shrouded in fog sits steadily in a chair.

Through the mist, you can see a pair of dark eyes, black and shiny.

The middle-aged man in the butler's costume stood respectfully under the throne, bending slightly. Respectfully, he said, "Lord, Lord Pang Qing is dead!" ”

The man on the throne was silent, and a pair of dark eyes seemed to be about to pass through the space and see the fortress in the depths of the Great Green Mountain. I saw Pang Qing who fell inside the fortress.

After a long time, a faint voice came from the throne.

"Buried according to the death rites of Minggul Prade. ”

The butler bent over: "Yes!"

......

Chinese New Year's Eve, early in the morning.

Yang Yan was dragged out of the bed by Yang's mother like a dead dog. It's like a chicken nest on the head, and it's a mess. The upper eyelid was next to the lower eyelid, and it was immediately glued, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't separate it.

Mother Yang looked at his lazy appearance, and scolded with a smile: "Don't hurry up and get up! Look what you look like! Hurry up and post couplets with your father!"

Yang Yan beat his spirits, raised his hand and pointed out the window, his tone was sad and angry, and said: "My mother-in-law! Look at the dark sky outside! Get up so early to toss me, can you sleep for a while if you have this time?"

Mother Yang was unmoved, raised a finger, and her temperament was graceful and luxurious, just like the queen mother.

"Go!

Yang Yan had no choice but to go into the bathroom and start washing. When Yang Yan came out of the bathroom and went to the first floor, he realized that he was not the first to be dragged up by Yang's mother.

Father Yang had already gotten up, fiddling with a paper cutter next to the table, cutting the red paper one by one. Seeing Yang Yan coming, Father Yang immediately smiled. The spring of laughter is brilliant.

Put down the work in his hand, patted Yang Yan's shoulder, and said, "You go ahead first, there are still some things in my bedroom that haven't been taken out, I'll go get them!"

Without giving Yang Yan a chance to refute, Yang's father took a big stride upstairs, yawning as he walked.

Yang Yan grinned and muttered, "Can you still come down?"

Sure enough, five minutes passed, and Father Yang hadn't come down yet, and ten minutes had passed, and he was nowhere to be seen. Fifteen minutes passed, Yang Yan looked up at the direction of the stairs, not to mention the figure! There was not even a ghost!

Father Yang was already lying on the bed beautifully and falling asleep at this time. Fortunately, he has a son! Otherwise, how could he go back to sleep today? This is what Yang's father thought before going to bed.

The son did not live up to his expectations, and the work in his hand was slow, and every thirty seconds he turned his head to look in the direction of the stairs. Fifteen minutes later, the good son shouted loudly and decisively!

"Mom!

Mother Yang poked her head out of the kitchen and said strangely, "What? Shouldn't I work with you?"

Yang Yan looked dazed and said, "No! I'm the only one doing it!"

Mother Yang wiped her hands, walked out of the kitchen, looked around, looked around, expressionless, and went upstairs directly. Yang Yan smiled, threw the paper knife in his hand, and followed behind to watch the excitement.

......

The sun is shining on the golden sand, and there is the sound of the sea lapping in your ears and the sound of laughter like silver bells. It was a beautiful woman in a bikini frolicking in the water.

As soon as I stepped on it, the fine sand made the soles of my feet itch a little.

Father Yang was wearing sunflower pants, shirtless and barefoot, standing on the golden beach, one hand covering his eyes, looking at the young girl in the sea.

Comment while looking.

"Well, this one has big boobs! yes, yes, oh, that ass is very ...... Wow! Wow! What a face! Childish! I'll go! Long legs!"

At this time, a young and beautiful girl came over with a glass of juice and smiled sweetly at Father Yang.

"Handsome guy, I'll rub oil on you!"

Father Yang was very shy and shy, so he directly found a sun lounger and went down. When those white and tender little hands covered Father Yang's back, he felt that the whole person was fluttering!

"Ah~Cool......"

I couldn't help but hum and enjoy the young girl's oil rubbing while drinking the juice.

When Yang's mother came in, she saw Yang's father lying on the bed, sucking and humming in his mouth. Occasionally, a few words were muttered. Mother Yang was curious, so she didn't wake up Father Yang immediately. Instead, he leaned his ears in.

I only heard Father Yang muttering, "Well, a little to the left!

Mother Yang was puzzled, what did she say?

"Oh, I have to rub some on my stomach, the sun is very poisonous!"

Mother Yang frowned, what are you wiping? I don't understand......

"Ah~comfortable~ Wipe me for a while!"

Mother Yang felt that something was not right, what are you wiping? Why is this still more and more comfortable?

"This little hand...... It's so tender......"

Hearing this, Yang Yan, who was hiding outside the door, immediately covered his face with one hand. Father, please be blessed!

Mother Yang's face was no longer good-looking, but she continued to listen.

"Beauty, it's time for me to wipe your ......"

Yang Yan covered his face with both hands, Dad, you can go with peace of mind, I will take care of this family!

Mother Yang's face was already dark, and she stretched out a hand and twisted Father Yang's ear.

In the dream, Father Yang looked at the beautiful woman lying on the sun lounger with appreciative eyes, revealing her fair and pink back. Smeared a few drops of sunscreen on her back, and a pair of large hands were about to cover it.

At this time, the bikini beauty suddenly sat up with a smile and stretched out a hand to pinch Yang's father's ear.

Father Yang was stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, are you playing?

Then, the little hand with fine skin and tender flesh erupted with a huge force in vain.

"Woohoo!huh!!"

Father Yang suddenly gasped, and his eyes were dark, as if he had experienced changes in time and space. The smile of the beautiful woman in front of me is gone, and the sun and the beach water are gone!

Instead, there was a face that looked black like the bottom of a pot, and a place that seemed to be a bedroom......

This face looks so familiar! The brain outside the door looks so familiar! Am I dreaming?

Mother Yang squinted her eyes and said, "Aren't you going to wipe the oil? You wipe one for me to see, I haven't seen it, countryman, curiosity!"

Father Yang's cold sweat dripped down the corners of his forehead, and he remembered who it was, and realized what was going on. It turned out that it was a dream just now, and this is reality!

Yang Yan hid outside the door, showed his head, and looked inside. Seeing Father Yang looking over, he immediately stretched out his palm, in the shape of a knife, wiped it on his neck, and made a mouth shape.

"You're dead!"

Father Yang interpreted these four words, and then looked at Mother Yang's face as black as the bottom of the pot, and immediately understood. When I first dreamed, I must have leaked something!

With a roll of his eyes, he thought about it, and Father Yang's face was full of amazement, and he said: "Wife, you don't know, what I just dreamed about! It's like a fantasy novel!"

Mother Yang's hand twisting Father Yang's ear did not let go at all, and sneered: "Of course I know what you dreamed of! Isn't it just rubbing oil with beautiful women!"

Father Yang was about to cry in his heart, how to dream a dream, you know everything! Although it was difficult to die in his heart, Father Yang's expression was still full of amazement.

"Yes, wife! I dreamed that when the two of us were young, the first time we met was in Hawaii! I fell in love with you for the first time, and I took the initiative to talk ......to you."

Yang Yan was dumbfounded, standing outside the door and didn't know what to say, when did my simple father become like this?

So you're such a dad!

At this moment, Yang's father is simply possessed by the actor, and he shakes what Yang's mother said. couldn't tell whether what Father Yang said was true or false, and her intuition told her that Father Yang must be really. But I don't know why, after listening to his explanation, I actually believed it a little......

Finally, Mother Yang let go of the letter suspiciously, and said, "Today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and I don't have time to ink with you here." Get up and work for me!"

Father Yang hurriedly got up, moved quickly, and folded the quilt on the bed. Then he smiled all over his face: "I'll go downstairs and post a couplet!"

Yang Yan: "......"

Dad, you're going to reinvigorate your manhood! )