Chapter 1: The Weakness of Human Nature
The Southern Wilderness Qing Xuan Dynasty had a total of 32 cities in eight states, and Sanhua City was one of them. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ infoBecause of the proximity to the grassland and forest, surrounded by green mountains and green waters, the region is intricate, the sects are numerous, and the bandits are innumerable.
Located in the center of Sanhua City, there is a small but extremely exquisite mansion, which is the residence of Bai Zhenhai, the general of the Red Flame Army.
"What's wrong with me, as if I've been electrocuted!" Gently lifting the thin coarse cloth blanket covering his stomach, Bai Yan raised his head slightly with difficulty and glanced at his body, his skinny body was covered with wounds of different depths, new and old, which should have been left by many beatings.
"Damn, whoever dares to torture me, don't let me know whom, otherwise you will know what a happy thing it is to die!" As the hottest conspirator on earth, where did Bai Yan suffer such humiliation!
Having planned many complex and exciting events including terrorist attacks, assassination of presidents, coups and local wars, Bai Yan is also a hero!
But no one knew that Bai Yan, who had the strongest brain in the world, was a poor man who was sick and on the verge of death at the age of thirty-five.
At the moment of death, Bai Yan thought that he could finally get out of this boring world, heaven is not my destination, hell is my home! But when he woke up, he was not in hell, but his soul crossed over to this weak fourth young master of the Bai family.
The hand pressed against the creaking bed board, and the shaking kept making people worry about whether it would suddenly break and collapse. Bai Yan struggled to sit up, his teeth bared and cracked from countless scars and pains, as if he could tear open the wound with a single finger.
"Crossing, this kind of mysterious thing will happen, and it actually crosses over to the body of the illegitimate child!" picked up the linen pullover next to him and put it on his body for the time being, Bai Yan found that there was only this one piece of clothing in this broken house that could be worn.
Calmly take a look at the surroundings and keep in mind all the furnishings, all the weapons and tools that can be used, and the location of doors and windows, and the professional conspirator must always take the initiative.
This Bai Yan is also the fourth son of the Bai family, but his status is low, according to rumors, it is just the product of the head of the Bai family after drinking and a certain maid, even the mother is not clear, because the soul is naturally weak, can not travel the Jiuhua life wheel, and the parasitic relationship with the phantom beast cannot be established, Bai Yan's status in this family is getting worse and worse, and there is no difference between those slaves who sold themselves.
"Smack!" The fragile wooden door was kicked open by a fat pig, and the dilapidated door was kicked into countless pieces that could no longer be put together.
An iron whip in his hand was thrown out, and it hit Bai Yan's arm who had just sat up, and another bloody wound appeared on Bai Yan's body.
"Ahh
"Don't pretend to be dead here, Fourth Young Master, because of your laziness, the amount of tasks today has doubled. β
This fat pig's name is Platinum, and he will tremble three times when he says a word, and the fat will squeeze his eyes and not open them. He is the miscellaneous housekeeper of the Bai family, and he is also the initiator of Bai Yan's injury.
He just lost the cricket fight today, and the head of his beloved Feitian General was bitten off alive, but he was so angry that he couldn't find someone to vent his anger!
Anger and murderous aura erupted at the same time, Bai Yan is not a good person, but it is a pity that he wanted to resist the body but dragged his feet, otherwise he would have been killed with a wave of his hand by virtue of a fat pig, Bai Yan just glanced at it, and all kinds of information flickered in the eyes of the big conspirator with the title of psychology professor.
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Under his keen observation, the fat pig in front of him is full of weaknesses, as long as he is given a chance to use it a little, the white smoke can make him never turn over.
"What are you staring at! I really think you are the fourth young master! Get up and work for Lao Tzu!" Before Bai Yan had time to think about it, the fat pig Bai Jin wiped a handful of greasy sweat and smoked a whip of white smoke.
It's a pity that Bai Yan, who is full of injuries and illnesses, will be killed is still a question, where does he have any strength to do chores, Bai Yan has to endure the whip first, and keep this revenge deeply in his heart.
After being pumped a few times, even the screams gradually weakened a lot, struggling and rolling on the ground with difficulty, the sweat on his head and the dust on the ground looked embarrassed, if he stopped struggling, no one would have thought that this was still a living person.
"Useless waste!" After two more puffs, Platinum's anger subsided a little, but he was a little nervous when he saw that Bai Yan smoked twice and stopped struggling, lying motionless on the ground, seeing that he was getting more out of breath and less air in.
Although Bai Yan is a down-and-out handyman, he is also the son of the head of the Bai family, although no one cares about his life or death, but it is not good to die in his own hands after all.
Stretched out his index finger and tried his snort at the bottom of Bai Yan's nose, and then touched the pulse gate, and after making sure that Bai Yan couldn't die for the time being, he was a little relieved.
After throwing down the two cold steamed buns, Bai Jin walked out of the broken house with a scolding, and did not forget to make up for the broken door panel of the white smoke before leaving, and after the click, the door panel could be sent directly to the firewood room.
Listening to the footsteps in the distance, Bai Yan slowly opened his eyes, and his breathing in his nose slowly evened out. In his previous life, as a big conspirator, Bai Yan often had to put on a fierce and vicious appearance to threaten those political leaders, and he did not do less things to pretend to be dead and flee for his life, and even the actor could only bow down to his acting skills.
Trembling and sitting up, Bai Yan followed the most basic set of general exercises in this body's memory to nourish the soul, although it was a waste wood, there were still ways to use soul power to relieve pain.
Gently exhaling a breath of turbidity, Bai Yan's body recovered a little, and then he sat up and picked up the two steamed buns on the ground.
"Fat pig platinum, right, I have written down your hatred!" Bai Yan is not a good person, it is his criterion to repay and repay immediately, and his genius mind makes him never choose to endure.
"Let the great conspirator know the weakness!Fat pig, you are the rhythm of death!" Although the pain was endless, Bai Yan's mind was still running at high speed, and one insidious plan after another emerged, which was slowly coherent by its combination, and was just waiting to be implemented.
"Fourth, fourth, the pillar has brought you medicine. The simple voice outside the door reached Bai Yan's ears, Bai Yan looked up, and then slowly smiled, Bai Yan ranked fourth, and the Bai family also had two young masters and a young lady, but the status of a slave made no one dare to call him the fourth young master, so the pillar simply called him the fourth, which was also kind.
"Thanks to the pillar. Bai Yan pretended to be a little grateful, the pillar was also a slave, and he was the only friend in the world, but it was a pity that the current Bai Yan was just another person who remembered forever, and his friendship with the pillar was also much weaker.
"Hit by the fat pig again, sit down on the bed. "The pillar is honest and honest, and he is only fifteen years old at the same age as Bai Yan, but compared to Bai Yan's thinness, the pillar is amazingly powerful.
The pillar hurriedly walked to Bai Yan, stretched out his arms to carry Bai Yan to the bed, took out a jar of strange-smelling medicine residue from his arms, and wiped it on Bai Yan's wound little by little.
"Pillar, you secretly went to the pharmacy to find the medicine residue again, and it will be troublesome for the fat pig butler to catch you. Bai Yan quickly adapted to the setting of this world and chatted with his only friend in this world.
"This is all the leftover medicine residue used by the guards in the hospital, I will be fine if I take it, but your body is very weak, you have to recover quickly, the fat pig has been told by the second young grandmother, and it will definitely not let you go easy." β
Bai Yan nodded, and in his heart, he had already liquidated all the connections of the Bai family. Bai Yan's current enemy is not only the fat pig, but also the Bai family's descendants who are hiding behind the scenes. The wisdom of the great conspirator was running at high speed, and one revenge plan after another had come to mind.
"Pillar, do me a favor!" White Smoke whispered in his ear.
"Fourth, you are sick like this, why do you still want to play with crickets?" The pillar was full of doubts, and Bai Yan actually asked him to catch a cricket for him.
"I'm useful. Bai Yan didn't explain either, the wisdom of the great conspirator was not something that an honest person like Zhu Zi could understand.
Zhuzi thought about it, but he didn't feel anything, he grew up in the mountains since he was a child, and catching a cricket was nothing.
After the pillar left, Bai Yan slowly crossed his legs, slowly running the soul nourishing technique, and only after more than an hour had passed, Bai Yan had already understood how important it was to have a strong body.
After the pillar left, Bai Yan subconsciously touched his pocket, every time he used his brain, Bai Yan liked to use the black notebook in his pocket to write down the detailed steps, which is the self-strict requirement of professional conspirators, and it is also a check of his own plan.
The notebook is only the size of a palm, and when I touched it, it was silver-edged, black-skinned, and written crookedly in a white smoke-like dog-crawling font: "The weakness of human nature." β
White Smoke took off the pen on the side of the notebook, opened the notebook and wrote Shirokane's name.
"No! I seem to have overlooked something?" Bai Yan suddenly thought of something, and looked left and right with his notebook, this was really his own notebook, the notebook of his previous life!
"Didn't I cross over? Why do I still have a notebook?" Bai Yan's head was full of question marks, and countless possibilities flashed in his mind, but this kind of crossing was not something that could be sorted out in logic at all, and Bai Yan finally shook his head and gave up this kind of thinking.
Anyway, the notebook was in hand, and Bai Yan didn't think much about it, so he reopened the notebook and wanted to continue writing, but something strange happened.
Just behind the platinum name written by Bai Yan just now, four lines of clear and powerful words appeared.
"It is possible to exploit the weakness of human nature. β
"First, he loves to fight crickets the most, and often fights and fights over crickets. β
"Second, he is greedy and excessive, greedy for a large amount of Bai family's procurement funds, and does not refuse any small favors. β
"Third, he is lustful and has a fetish, carries the second lady's underwear with him, and steals the maid's underwear and hides it at home. β
"Shameless, disgusting!" saw the third white smoke slap on the bedboard, almost shaking his wound open.
"This kind of perversion that only appears in a previous life actually made me encounter it!"
Think about the intimate clothes of the beautiful and delicate second lady, who was held in the arms of such a fat pig and obscene, as well as those private collections under his bed, uh, the picture is too dirty!
Shaking his head, looking at the notebook in front of him that showed the human weakness of the person whose name Bai Yan had written, Bai Yan fell into deep thought.
"How can a normal laptop have this function?"
"Is this the welfare of the traverser?"
"There should be restrictions on ordinary artifacts, is there a notebook?"
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Wrote down the names of some people, and Bai Yan initially understood the use of this personal sex note. As long as the name of the person is written in the human nature note, the name will show the three most valuable human weaknesses.
The information displayed in the notebook is only useful if you have exactly who the name is in your mind.
Bai Yan tried to write a bunch of names such as Ergou Li Sixiaohua, but the result showed a lot of information, from corruption and murder to stealing chickens and touching dogs, and he couldn't tell who committed what was whom!
"It's a bit of a human search, but it's only a reference value, and you have to plan everything yourself!"
After knowing this, Bai Yan was content to lie on the creaking wooden bed, countless plans flashing in his mind.
Let the big conspirator know even a little bit of weakness, and the conspirator can infinitely magnify it, and this personal note will become the biggest reliance on Bai Yan's great achievements!
After getting the memory of this body, although Bai Yan was in poor health, he still practiced hard all night.
In this world, apart from physical cultivation, illusionists are the largest cultivation school.
The illusionist cultivates a peculiar combat method called the Jiuhua Life Wheel, whenever they fight, there will be a circle of Jiuhua Life Wheel behind them, and each life wheel can parasitize the soul of a newborn first-level phantom beast, and grow up with the illusionist!
Through the life wheel, the illusionist can resonate and fuse with the soul of the phantom beast, and use a natural skill of the phantom beast.
Poor Bai Yan was born with a weak soul, not to mention that the Jiuhua Life Wheel as an illusionist had not been cultivated, and he was not even qualified to do physical cultivation.
Although he eats with his mind, the white smoke that has crossed is still extremely curious about the cultivation world, and he also thinks that he can experience the refreshment of the angry mountains and rivers shattering the world and the earth!
With a bitter smile helplessly, Bai Yan felt that although the strength of the soul of this body and his own fusion had been greatly improved because of his own crossing possession, he still had not reached the level of being able to cultivate the wheel of life.
Looking at the sky that was about to turn white, Bai Yan had no choice but to stop his senseless cultivation and walk out of the room.
Fat Pig Platinum is not in a very good mood today, yesterday he went all over the Sanhua City, but never found a strong enough cricket, you must know that tonight he made an appointment with the butcher Zhang on the street to gamble, if you can't find him this month's salary will be all lost.
"White butler, white butler. β
As he walked forward with a frown, Bai Jin suddenly heard someone calling his name, and turned his head to see Bai Yan standing at the garden gate in front of him with his hands on his waist, respectfully greeting him.
"Who did I say, can the fourth young master move around? Hurry up and chop all the firewood from yesterday and today. Platinum didn't want to pay attention to White Smoke, even if White Smoke was so flattering and flattering.
The whip in his hand tightened a little, and he swung it in the air and slammed it on the ground. It was his favorite move, and every time the whip cracked, the minions would tremble and get busy.
"Butler Bai, I'm here to give a gift today, don't spoil my good intentions. Bai Yan pretended not to hear the sound of the whip, and the corners of his mouth provoked a strange arc to the fat pig's side, and it was very difficult to reach his ear through the fat layer of the fat pig.
As soon as I heard that there was a baby white housekeeper, the little eyes that couldn't be opened exuded a touch of essence, although this down-and-out fourth young master was poor, but no matter how small the mosquito was, it was meat, so you might as well listen to it.
"I caught a big-headed cricket, and put it on the inner wall of the garden to absorb the earth's qi, knowing that the white butler is the most powerful person in my white family's fighting crickets, and I want to give it to the housekeeper You, so I don't spoil such a good cricket. Bai Yan whispered, and from time to time he aimed at the intersection, as if he was afraid that others would be robbed if he heard it.
"Big-headed cricket, okay, you don't have to chop wood for the past two days, take me to see it." As soon as he heard that there were crickets, Platinum's fat body somehow burst out of the wild boar's fierce speed, pulling the white smoke and trotting.
Looking at the white smoke of Bai Jin's trembling fat flesh, he retched for a while, but he still held back for his plan.
Walking into the garden, it is the season of flowers, and the clusters of bright flowers in this garden gather under the leaves, like countless butterflies, slightly spreading their wings, stopping in the air, and standing still. There are thousands of postures, each spitting fragrant, some are rich and sweet, some are elegant like tea, and the fragrance is wafting all over the garden.
Not bothering to visit the garden, White Smoke took the fat pig Platinum to the corner of the wall, and near the base of the wall, a small grass-made cage was hanging, and the crickets were squeaking incessantly.
Hearing this powerful cry, the fat pig platinum almost didn't pounce on the whole person, he is an expert in playing cricket, and naturally understands the good thing about this cricket.
"The head is round, the teeth are big, the legs are long, the neck is thick, rough, and the momentum is also strong, not bad, it is also a rare superlative!" Bai Jinxiao's white flesh was wrinkled together, and the chrysanthemums blooming all over his face were very disgusting.
Taking a deep breath, Bai Yan came up with a nauseous smile, pointed to the cricket in the cage and said: "This is the best product that I have worked hard all night to find, and there is a faint golden line on the back of this cricket, which is even more valuable, I will show you." β
"Golden veins are golden backs, where is it?" the fat pig almost jumped up without excitement, but when he realized that the jump seemed to be too difficult to complete, he gave up.
Gently opening the knot on the cage, Bai Yan grabbed it out and put it in the morning light, pointed to the back of the cricket and said, "Look here?"
"Where? it seems to be really?" Platinum took the cricket from White Smoke's hand and looked at it carefully.
There are so many excellent products, but they are just casually hooked with gold dye.
Taking advantage of this time, a blade only knuckle wide in Bai Yan's hand slashed on Bai Jin's belt, which was very light, only cutting the belt in half.
Then Bai Yan looked at the angle of the sun's inclination, the blade in his hand shook, and a white light flashed on the cricket's eyes, and the cricket was startled by the strong light and jumped up violently and broke away from Bai Jin's palm.
Bai Yan casually threw out a leaf, and the leaf cushioned under the cricket's feet, and he actually jumped directly over the courtyard wall after another high jump, and after practicing for some time, he could still do it to this extent.
"It's broken!" Platinum saw the crickets jump over the courtyard wall, picked up his robes and rushed out of the garden to chase them out.
Seeing Bai Jin's anxious rush out of the yard, running to the door of the next courtyard and tiptoeing, Bai Yan knew that this was done.
Of course, Bai Jin did not dare to enter this courtyard at will, this courtyard on the edge of the garden was the place where the second lady of the Bai Mansion lived, and no one dared to enter it easily without the order of the lady.
But when Platinum entered here, he found that the courtyard in the courtyard was deserted, and there was no one around, and he didn't know where he had gone shopping. Platinum shook his teeth, the opportunity was rare, for his golden-backed general, he fought hard.
So Platinum stepped lightly through the round door, and after passing through an inner door, and after realizing that there was really no one in the courtyard, he walked to the wall that separated him from the garden.
Bai Jingang wanted to search, but suddenly there was a sound of soft footsteps, and he saw that the second lady's maid Chun Tao was coming back from outside with some clothes, so frightened that he hurriedly walked to the corner and hid.
The sound of rushing water came from inside the room, and Shirokane's heart moved, as if he had guessed some ghost and sent the god to lie down in front of the window and look in.
The spring cold bathes in Huaqing Pool, and the hot spring water is slippery and creamy.
It is like a bud swaying in the mist, the fragrance of the flowers is overflowing, and the room is full of different fragrances. Noble chest, shaved shoulders, beautiful neck, dark eyes, and black curly hair, isn't this the second lady I dream of every day?
Touched his chest, where the stolen second lady's underwear had been hidden, and Bai Jin's heart throbbed, such an opportunity would not be found in eight lifetimes!
"Who?"
"Someone, pervert!"