Chapter 148: Leave me alone, keep up hi~
Bang Bang Bang!
This is the sound of a palm slapping against a camera. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Zhou Ru was distressed to see a group of fairy parents banging at the camera, the corners of their mouths twitched, they were drunk!
"This isn't what you guys are doing, let me go. ”
With a black face and squeezed into the encirclement of a group of immortals, Zhou Ru snatched the camera in Li Jing's hand, turned on the power, adjusted the lens, swept his eyes over a group of immortals, coughed twice, and said: "I tell you, this thing is called a camera, now I will teach you how to use it, look at it!"
Zhou Ru held the camera in front of him, aimed at a little old man who was picking his nose, and was about to take a picture of his movements.
As a result, he hadn't pressed the shutter yet, and more than a dozen heads were all squeezed next to Zhou Ruye, which made him depressed to death.
It's so close!
Very speechless, he swept more than a dozen excited and curious heads with his afterglow, Zhou Ru really wanted to pick up the small mallet and give it to him alone, it must be more exciting than whack-a-mole~
"The raised part in front is called the lens, and there is a small button on the camera, called the shutter, when you want to draw a certain place or want to draw a certain scene, you only need to see that person or scene through the lens, click the shutter, the white light flashes, biubiu, and the photo comes out, understand?"
Mmmmmmmm, more than a dozen heads were crazy, and their eyes were greedily staring at the camera, and at the moment when Zhou Ru stuffed the camera back into Li Jing's hand, all the immortals rushed over and directly drowned Li Jing!
That scene is really scary!
"Let's give it a try!"
"Get out, let me do it first!"
"Die!
"Let's play!
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Scramble, coax, more and more immortals surrounded Li Jing, and in less than ten breaths, half of the immortals who participated in the banquet were gone, and this lineup almost didn't scare Zhou Ru.
The Jade Emperor covers his face!
The Queen Mother covers her face!
Taishang Laojun covers his face!
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looks like I don't know them, and I'm really ashamed that I don't know what to say~
"Ahem, if it's a little friend, how lonely it is in heaven, there is a new thing, which will greatly stimulate the nerves of the immortals, so with this scene, it will not be strange to see more in the future~"
Lao Tzu was shocked and didn't know how to describe his current mood, if I had to describe it, it was 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by~Da Da Da ~
After a fierce competition, none of the immortals picked up any bargains.
There is only one camera, and not everyone has the opportunity to play with it!
Therefore, in order to settle the dispute, the Jade Emperor waved his hand, and while denouncing the bandits, he received the camera into his hand.
"Look at your virtues!"
After scolding, the Jade Emperor carefully fiddled with the camera for a while, pinched it with one hand, and a strong golden light bloomed, and more than hundreds of cameras suddenly appeared in mid-air, and it fell into the hands of every immortal like rain.
Cow b! Too cow b! As soon as you shoot it, there are hundreds of cameras, handsome guy, you are really too proud!
Zhou Ru's eyes are full of stars, hundreds of cameras~ This has to be put on the earth, and you can sell it casually, and you don't have to worry about it in this life~
"One per person, many Chongfu Treasury. ”
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
"Thank you, Your Majesty!"
“。。。。。。 ”
The mountain calls for gifts, the group of immortals are happy, everyone is fiddling, like the paparazzi in later generations, clicking and beating wildly!
"Wow~"
"It's amazing~"
"It's really a good baby~"
"The value of participating in this banquet~"
"If it's a little friend, it's amazing~"
"I admire~"
Praise, praise, some for the camera, some for the Jade Emperor, and even more for Zhou Ruye.
Zhou Ru sat down with a calm face, pretending to be modest and greeted the immortals who admired him, and said, "Where, where." ”,
In fact, I am very proud in my heart, the invention of our hometown shines in heaven, oops~so happy~
However, some people are happy and some are worried~
Seeing that there are more and more immortals who support and praise Zhou Ruyi, the eyes of Huo De Xingjun and Wenqu Xingjun are red and red, and they are about to catch up with the rabbit!
"Scum!"
"Bugs!"
"Click!"
The camera gifted by the Jade Emperor was almost crushed by them, and some parts fell out of the shell.
"Huo De, didn't you say that the painting god painting art is unbeatable?"
Wen Qu grimaced and questioned Huo De Xingjun, but it provoked an even more explosive roar from the other party.
"How did this seat know that this painting god was so vulnerable!"
Glaring angrily, the whole body trembled, Huo De Xingjun stared at Zhou Ruis coldly, pulled the corners of his mouth, and revealed his back molars with cold light!
"Painting gods can't work, we still have Jiuhua Fairy, last time she was humiliated by Zhou Ru, very annoyed, this time if she doesn't get the field back, how can she be willing!"
"Jiuhua Fairy was defeated by that scum last time, can she do it this time?"
"Hmph! I don't know if she can do it, but her good sister Fairy Nishang will definitely do it!"
Bang!
The two wine bottles touched together, and Huo De Xingjun and Wenqu Xingjun glanced at each other and sneered in unison.
The heavenly fairy song is only a beautiful dress!
As soon as the neon dress fairy comes out, who will compete!
Even the music fairy who enters the Tao with music and becomes an immortal on the right path can't beat her!
Hum!
Zhou Ruyi, aren't you very proud and complacent in music?
Haha, that's great! This time I'll give you a taste of frustration!
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Since the Jade Emperor conjured up hundreds of cameras, Zhou Ruye's eyes have been very uncomfortable.
It's not that he has any disease in his eyes, but hundreds of flashes flicker frequently, and whoever this is, he can't bear it!
Nima, is this the opening ceremony of the movie? Why are you so excited! Lao Tzu is going to be blinded by your flashing lights!
Click!
The sound of pressing the shutter is continuous and never stops.
One by one, the gods played with the cameras in their hands, admiring the photos they took, and their faces were intoxicated~
"It's so interesting, with this Rausch camera, Lao Tzu's painting art is the best in the world~"
"Yes, the old man originally planned to ask the painting god to paint a picture for the old man, but now it seems that there is no need, the old man can draw a pair in minutes, and it is better than him, this is really thanks to such a little friend~"
"It's extreme~"
Ahh
Are you feeling unwell?
Zhou Ru lay on the table, raised his head, pulled the corners of his mouth, and forced a laugh - Lao Tzu is constipated, you don't have to worry about me, continue to hi~