Chapter 50: Don't Ignore the Uses of!

The brothers Zhou Jingming and Zhou Mingjing are not very old, they should be around seventeen or eighteen years old. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe two of them are still twins, and they look very close, the only obvious difference is that the boss Zhou has an extra hemorrhoid on his chin.

Now, Zhou Jingming and Zhou Mingjing both know that their brothers have reached the moment when their lives are hanging by a thread, and Li Daoyi's appearance is like a life-saving straw and driftwood with roots in the flood torrent, this opportunity must be seized!

If you can't catch it, the end will be one word "death"!

The reality is so cruel, and the fate of a person's life is often just a few small steps at the critical moment.

In fact, Li Daoyi also felt in his heart that the two brothers Zhou Jingming were wronged by Luneng. After all, if people can live uninjured and alive from the first level of guarding to the present, then there must be something special, and this advantage does not necessarily have to be to escape!

As for Luneng, he had to say that the two Zhou Jingming brothers would run away to save themselves, which is naturally quite unreasonable.

Even from another point of view, if you can preserve your body from the beginning of the battle and hold on to it until the end, then such a person can be regarded as a hero in the army!

So, Li Daoyi said to the two Zhou Jingming brothers: "Let's wait for the poor Dao to ask you two a few words, if what you two say is reasonable and true, then this Dao chief can not only ensure that the two of you do not die, but also promote the official titles of the two of you!"

The second Zhou Mingjing kowtowed again: "Immortal Chief, you say!"

The boss Zhou Jingming also kowtowed and said: "Immortal Chief, the two of us must know everything and say everything! If you dare to make the slightest fictional mistake, then you will be in a different place, and there will be no place to bury your death!

Listening to the earnest words of the two Zhou Jingming brothers, everyone felt that Lu Neng had wronged the two of them. And Luneng seemed to have realized his mistake, only to see that his big basin-like face was also red and blue, which looked extremely ugly.

"Let me ask you, how did you two survive without any injuries at all? while the soldiers guarding the first few checkpoints with you were burned to death!"

Hearing this question, the faces of Zhou Jingming and Zhou Mingjing brothers suddenly turned red.

Then, the eldest Zhou shrewdly said: "Immortal Chief, at first, my two brothers didn't know why the fire couldn't burn the two of us, but when we retreated to the third level, our two brothers summed up the experience of the fire not burning us. It's just that I'm really embarrassed to talk about this experience..."

"But it doesn't hurt to say it!"

The second Zhou Mingjing then smiled bitterly: "Here's the thing. Last night, the two of us found a lot of black fungus under a dead locust tree on the mountain, so we secretly collected all the black fungus and put it in a small pot that we had kept privately and cooked it. And when we shared the black fungus, we both wanted to eat more, so we had a bit of an argument. Until then, it was actually nothing serious, but I never thought that the black fungus was not clean, and that eating too much would cause diarrhea! So, before dawn this morning, I came out to go to the hut because of stomach pain. ”

The boss Zhou Jingming continued: "When he went to the thatched house, he woke me up. I secretly laughed in my heart that Zhou Mingjing had eaten too much unclean black fungus and had diarrhea, and I remembered the situation when he fought with me for food last night, and I couldn't help but want to take the opportunity to teach him a lesson. So, I waited until he was squatting down in the hut, and pretended to be a ghost to scare him before it was dark!"

"Uh... He frightened me so much that I was trembling with fear, and when I was squatting in the pit, my feet slipped, and I stepped into the dung pit, and I almost sank into it. At this time, I heard Zhou Jingming laughing outside the hut, and I knew that this guy was teasing me. After I wiped myself in a fit of rage, I made some with a stick, and then took the stick with out of the thatch and splashed it on Zhou Jingming!"...,

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Zhou Jingming and Zhou Mingjing, the two brothers, told in detail what happened last night until they were arrested by Luneng's order.

Li Daoyi listened carefully, and finally roughly understood the reason why his two brothers were not burned by the strange fire. It turned out that the two of them were inevitably stained with feces because they poured feces and urine on each other, and today's battle happened very suddenly, and the two of them rushed to the battlefield with weapons before they had time to take a shower.

On the battlefield, those fires were as fierce as evil beasts to others, but to Zhou Jingming and Zhou Mingjing's brothers who were stained with dung, they seemed to be non-existent. Especially when the strange fire came into contact with the location where there was a lot of feces on the two Zhou Jingming brothers, the strange fire seemed to have met a nemesis, and it was extinguished in an instant.

Zhuge Zaotian couldn't help but shout: "Dung water! Dung water is the nemesis of that strange fire!"

Li Dao nodded and said, "Yes!"

Luneng's face looked a little embarrassed and said, "Uh... There are a lot of dung pits on the mountains of Zajia, and there is a lot of dung water! But if you smear the dung water on every soldier, it will be disgusting!"

"You can start by smearing the buildings and fences near this pass with dung, because then the fire won't be able to easily burn down the defenses. In this way, the defensive capability of this pass will be increased by a hundredfold! As for whether or not to smear fecal water on all soldiers, it will be determined that the situation will be determined. ”

Li Daoyi said.

"Okay, I'm going to send someone to smear the walls of this pass and the fence around it!"

Liu Xiong said, and took away a few of his minions, leaving it at that.

Moreover, Li Daoyi had not forgotten the original intention of finding the two Zhou Jingming brothers, so he continued to ask: "Zhou Jingming, have your two brothers ever seen a little nun in the course of the previous battles?"

Zhou Jingming scratched his head and said, "... Little nun, I don't think so..."

Zhou Mingjing hurriedly said: "Yes! There should be! Brother, have you forgotten? When I was fighting at the second pass, I was still very curious to show you!"

"Well, I remember! Yes, when the three hundred fireheads go out to battle, they are always followed by a small red cart with four wheels and a fragrant nose, and in that little red cart is a little nun sitting faintly!"

Li Daoyi thought for a while and said, "Yes, that little nun should be the key figure in the three hundred firehead army. It's like any formation has an eye in a formation, as long as this eye is destroyed, then this formation will collapse without a fight, so I think that as long as I can solve that little nun, these three hundred fireheads will immediately become ordinary soldiers!"

Daochang Li said so, and the others naturally had no opinions, so everyone was ready to step down from the lookout and continue to do some preparations.

Zhou Jingming took the opportunity to stretch out his hands that were still handcuffed, and said, "Immortal Chief, our two brothers..."

Lu Neng immediately scolded: "What do you want? Can't you let the miscellaneous family apologize to you! You know, you two have violated military regulations by opening a small stove and stealing black fungus. On this basis, the miscellaneous family can still cure your sins!"

"Don't dare!

"Don't dare!

Li Daoyi also began to think about how to deal with the Zhou Jingming brothers, he had a good overall impression of the two brothers, and always felt that these two people looked different from ordinary soldiers. In private, Li Daoyi quickly used physiognomy to inspect the two shrewd brothers next week, and found that the two of them were related to the Tao.

So, Li Dao smiled and said: "Hehe, Lord Lu Zhai, please let Zhou Jingming and Zhou Mingjing brothers go first." There is a shortage of a few Dao boys around Poor Dao, so let the two of them follow Poor Dao for the time being!"

As soon as Zhou Jingming and Zhou Mingjing heard this, Li Daoyi wanted to accept him, and this was worth it! It can really be said that climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix to be promoted! The two of them happily knelt down and kowtowed to Li Daoyi and said: "The master is above, please accept the apprentice's three bows!"

couldn't help but say, the two Zhou Jingming brothers knelt on the ground again and kowtowed wildly.

"Hehe, I didn't say that I would accept you as official disciples, but I just asked you to follow me to help with some rumors and sweeping and other things. However, if the two of you are smart and hardworking, Poor Dao will naturally pass on some Dao Sect spells to you!"

Luneng was a little unhappy in his heart, and scolded and said: "Come on, take off all the handcuffs and shackles on Brother Zhou Jingming! Damn! I didn't expect these two guys to be taken by Daochang Li, what a blessing!"

After all, if Brother Zhou Jingming really learned some superior Taoism, then the strength and rights that his two brothers might obtain would be a hundred times stronger than themselves!

Lunenghan is simple, but this simple truth is still understood.

Of course, there is indeed a lack of Taoist children around Li Daoyi. After all, if you call Li Daoer, a broom star, then you just wait to cause more trouble for one thing, which Li Daoyi is really afraid of.

And Li Daosan must seize all the time to practice kung fu hard, let alone do some boring trivial things.

In addition, if Wang Gui and others were asked to bring a few family members or members of the engineering team for their own summons, they always felt that they would not be loyal to themselves. And the brothers Zhou Jingming and Zhou Mingjing have no worries about this at all, because it was Li Daoyi who saved the lives of the two of them, so they will not be disloyal to Li Daoyi out of consideration for repaying their gratitude.

After the people got off the lookout, they busied themselves with reinforcing the fortified buildings and sending soldiers to smear dung at important places.

The smell on the whole level was already terrible, which made it even more disgusting, but the soldiers guarding the gate still covered their noses, endured the stench, and unswervingly carried out the order for the sake of their own lives.

Li Daoyi came to the lounge prepared for him by Luneng and Liu Xiong, while enjoying the service of the two brothers Zhou Jingming, while thinking about how to catch the little nun and crack the strange fire of the Huotou Army.

After all, the perverted plan of having all the soldiers smear feces on themselves should not be carried out until the last resort...

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