"Hmph, what's the challenge? It's just some tricks and tricks, and it's just a futile idea. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" Ji Chang said angrily, obviously having a lot of resentment about this brain teaser.

Qin Guan laughed twice and said, "Then let's not talk about this problem, your brother Ji Chang is usually known as full of economy, why can't you even make a little poem today?"

"I, I," Ji Chang's face turned red and said, "I didn't adapt for a while, I was just a little nervous, and Brother Qin, the questions you drew were simple, and the questions I drew were more difficult-"

Looking at his face, Wang Xuan understood that this Ji Changzhun is a master of dead reading, according to the words of the original world, it is the product of exam-oriented education, rigid and inflexible, not knowing how to be flexible, usually remembering firmly, going to the examination room, I was stunned when I was nervous.

Qin Guan is obviously not a good bird, listening to him say that his question is simple in front of outsiders, his face is a little unsightly, and he sneered: "Brother Ji Chang, where is this, there are four questions about the wind and snow, and any one of them will be used as a poem." I smoked the wind, you smoked the snow, it was all seen by everyone, it was clear, how can you say that I am simple and you are difficult?"

As Qin Guan spoke, he shook his head and groaned: "Last year, a wisp of wind was hidden deep in the alley. The call was unheard, and there was no trace of it coming and going. His face was full of pride, and he was obviously deeply satisfied with his "performance" in the examination room.

Wang Xuan wants to laugh but is embarrassed to laugh, this can also be called poetry? This kind of poem, this kind of poem can be composed of three poems with the kung fu of a talented fart.

Qin Guan said proudly: "Brother Ji Chang, you were temporarily out of order in the examination room just now, I don't know if you have thought about it now, with snow as the question, you can sing your poems?"

Qin Guan had a little contempt on his face, it was not true that the literati were light, he knew that this Ji Chang would only die studying, and if he wanted to go for two or three days, he might be able to come up with a song, but he definitely didn't have such a rush in front of him.

Brother Ji Chang's face was red and white for a while, and obviously he hadn't made this poem with the theme of snow until now.

Wang Xuan originally just wanted to inquire about the application of talents, but seeing this guy named Qin Guan with an aggressive look, he was unhappy in his heart, and this Ji Chang was too angry, and he didn't let out a fart after holding back for a long time.

Wang Xuan himself likes to bully honest people, but he can't see others bullying honest people in front of him, he meditated in his heart for a while, and laughed: "Such an easy little poem, even a mountain and wild man like me can come up with it, I think Ji Gongzi must be humble." It's better like this, I'll read the last poem and ask Ji Gongzi to correct it. ”

Seeing the look of surprise on Qin Guan's face, Wang Xuan was very happy, boy, alas, the depth of this genius can be seen by a little person like you.

Wang Xuan paced a few steps, and said, "Jiangshang is general, and there is a black hole in the well." The yellow dog is white, and the white dog is swollen. ”

This is an authentic limerick poem, Wang Xuan was embarrassed to take it out and offer ugliness, but the guy named Qin Guan, the four sentences that are not bullshit dare to call poetry, Wang Xuan has already proclaimed himself a poet in his heart.

"Good poetry, good poetry. Ji Chang exclaimed, clapped his hands with a small fan and said: "'On the river', it describes the scene of snowflakes covering the river, which is a general view and a long view. Then Brother Tai's pen turned around, and he came to the well in the nearby courtyard, which was covered with snow, and only the mouth of this well was deep and secluded, and it was a big hole. As for the last sentence, it is even more miraculous, 'the white dog is swollen', a swollen word, it will turn the static snow scene into a living thing. This poem is well compared, the artistic conception is far-reaching, and the whole poem does not have a single word of snow, but it writes the momentum of the snow flying in the sky, which is really a rare masterpiece. It's really unseemly, the sea is immeasurable, and Brother Tai is really unfathomable, unfathomable. ”

Although Ji Chang can't compose poems this season, he analyzes them one by one, what is the distant and close view, what is the static as the movement, what is the artistic conception, a few lines of limerick poems, and he was stunned that he analyzed so many bends and curves. If it was placed in Wang Xuan's era, he must have been an excellent commentator.

Wang Xuanqiang held back a smile and pretended to be modest and said: "Accept, accept, ashamed, ashamed—"

A chuckle came, and Wang Xuan, a "half-talented", turned his head to look, but saw a beautiful little girl standing beside him and covering her lips and chuckling, obviously laughing out loud when she heard Wang Xuan's limerick poem.

"It's you. Wang Xuan said with a smile, this chick is the same chick who bought his booklet yesterday.

When Ji Chang and Qin Guan saw the beautiful little girl, their eyes suddenly lit up, and they hurriedly concealed the wolf nature in their eyes, and walked to her "politely" and said: "This young lady is invited, in the next Ji Chang (Qin Guan), may I ask where the young lady is in Xianxiang, how old is it, have you ever been married-"

Wang Xuan opened his mouth in surprise, he didn't expect these two guys to be so bold and ask so directly, don't you want to die?

The little girl blushed and reprimanded, "You guys, what are you talking nonsense?"

Wang Xuan laughed and said, "Little girl, they want to soak you, don't you understand?"

The little girl's face was bloody, and she pointed at Wang Xuan and said, "You, you shameless disciple, I, I won't let you go." The little girl turned around, picked up her little feet, and ran as fast as she could.

How did I become a shameless disciple again? Wang Xuan was depressed.

It was understandable for Shen Qiushui to scold him like this last time, after all, he took advantage of others. This time, he just said a word, and he became a disciple again, and he was really aggrieved in his heart. Why don't you chicks scold those two shameless cheeky guys and scold me instead?

This is actually a misunderstanding of Wang Xuan, although it is an iron law that men and women do not kiss, but in this era, there are few exchanges between men and women, and there are few opportunities for men to meet the women they like, so those talented people who are merry and merry will generally come forward to talk to the women they like. The chances of women meeting the right man are even slimmer, once they meet someone to ask, as long as they meet the eyes, anything can happen. It's just that this little girl is still young and is not used to this situation, so she will turn away in anger.

Wang Xuan didn't understand the situation, seeing Ji Chang and Qin Guan looking at the direction of the little girl's departure, his eyes were full of nostalgia, he didn't have a good impression of these two real "disciples", seeing that it was too late, he snorted at the moment, ignored the two of them, and left on his own.

The teachers selected by the Ji family will enter the house tomorrow, today is the time left by the Ji family to pack their luggage, and tomorrow these families will step into the door of the Ji family of their dreams. Most of them are excited, and when they enter the Ji family, they can be regarded as having a foothold in the teacher world, as long as they work hard, they may have greater opportunities for development.

The only exception is Wang Xuan, thinking that he will go in tomorrow to serve the old lady of the Ji family, he is in a very bad mood.