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If I give you back, I will lose!

Such a life is very fulfilling, every country is immersed in production, no matter what others do, the most important thing is to enrich their own country's grain depot!

Only when you have surplus food in your hands can you have confidence!

But among them, many countries are dumbfounded.

For example, a few countries that have been divided into territories by the United States have been completely blinded by the sticks, devils, and monkeys.

After a cordial dialogue, the American representative bluntly said: "The United States is very short of grain at present, but the large planting machines cannot be transported for a while, but are we not allies?

Stick: "......"

Devil: "......"

Monkey: "......"

I want to say no, okay?

The representative of the United States smiled: What do you say?

So the United States directly sent a transport truck to tow all the grain away under the dumbfounded eyes of the farmers.

The angry peasants approached the government for an explanation, and the government's explanation was: "Now is the critical moment for the survival of the United States, and we, as allies, must help each other! Moreover, this is borrowing, not robbing! We will pay it back later!"

This explanation pales in the face of weakness, but it is an explanation anyway. The farmers also knew that they didn't want to come back because they were pulled away by the United States, so they had to accept their fate and take advantage of the good weather and enough time to grow the next batch of crops.

However, they still think things too simply!

What are sheep raised for?

Wool cutting!

A month and a half later, the wind and rain were good, and the countries had a good harvest again. However, before I had time to rejoice, the crops that had just been harvested were directly pulled away by the United States!

The peasants are dumbfounded, and the government is dumbfounded!

What do you mean?

Do you want to give us a way to live?

The US ambassador cordially took the hands of these government leaders and said: "Thank you so much! If it weren't for your support, I'm afraid the United States would have lagged far behind in its development! You have saved the United States a lot of time, and we have already developed the latest electromagnetic weapons! The power is not much behind that of a nuclear bomb! It will not be too far from that kind of outer space defense gun!"

The Japanese delegate shook hands with the American ambassador with bitter corners on his lips.

This is a threat!

We have a cannon, you can do it yourself! Anyway, this weapon has just been developed, and its performance has not yet been tested! When the time comes, some accident or something will blow up the capital of Japan, but it is not intentional!

What else can I say?

"What we should do ......"

The government's explanation to the people is still that the United States has borrowed it! They will pay it back! Although the people are dissatisfied, they also know their current situation, and they have no choice but to complain.

When Old Man Lin knew the news, he immediately smiled.

A few days later, a piece of news spread and surprised many people. The streets and alleys are full of people talking about it.

"The United States owes China more than 10 trillion yuan in national debt? I seem to have heard of it, but is China ready to ask for money now?"

"The United States still owes Britain trillions of national debts? Britain and China are united and ready to ask for money?"

"Debt, debt, debt, you are absolutely misled, aren't you? That's not money in the ordinary sense!"

"What! Why can't I understand?"

The news that the United States owes China and other countries a lot of money has fermented in a very short time.

Some people who understand this just sneered, everyone is willing to do it, all for the sake of currency appreciation and economic stability. But not everyone knows this! and many more people are confused!

Why does the United States owe so much money?

Even some Americans were even more frightened, with some holding signs in front of the White House in protest.

"You moths are hiding from taxpayers to borrow usury from other countries?!"

"Damn fat toad, how can you pay back so much money?"

"Taxpayers' money isn't enough for you to spend?"

"Do we have to pay off this money if we use it as cattle and horses?"

"The government sold my life and that of eighteen generations of my children and grandchildren!"

......

All kinds of ridicule and scolding instantly filled the front of the White House.

The president was dumbfounded.

How can my people be so retarded?

Also, when did the special national debt become usury?

How can Nima be the same?

Can't be mixed up at all, right?

The most frightened are the monkeys who don't know anything about devils and sticks, and the monkeys who can only grow bananas.

Oh my god!

Tens of trillions of dollars are not returned, not to mention our little food!

What should I do? And then plant? Seed a fart! Plant as much as the United States pulls away! I don't bring a penny!

We don't do anything for nothing!

This caused quite a bit of confusion!

The U.S. government was so busy that it frantically held all kinds of press conferences!

But some people don't buy it, they need something big enough to catch people's attention, like those talk show hosts who rely on taunts to attract the audience's attention.

A well-known talk show host ridiculed in the program: "My son has not yet been born, but the government has already found him a job, maybe it is a coal mine that will never see the light of day, maybe it is a rumbling workshop, who knows? He will stay in that kind of place for the rest of his life!"

Although this host was taken away by the tax bureau the next day, citing tax evasion. Even though he shouted that it was called reasonable tax avoidance, it didn't help!

However, this is only temporary, this classic taunt was praised very hot, and his boss saw this as a good opportunity, and immediately used his connections to fish him out and let him continue to taunt.

After squatting in the cell for two days, his stomach was also a pile of fire!

"I make $620 a week and pay $580 in taxes, but the tax office says I'm seriously evading taxes!"

"The president met me cordially, and he asked me what I thought of my son's job, and I said, just give him money, and if he is sold to someone else to work as a coolie for the rest of his life, then I would rather shoot him in the wall!"

"God asked me if there was anything I could do to help, and I replied, hoping to turn back the clock and let the dear government officials stop borrowing from loan sharks!

"No wonder the laws of America protect the rights and interests of loan sharks, who themselves are the ones who borrow the most money!"

......

The host was frantically mocking the government, and saliva was splashing everywhere. He was recognized by the audience as the best host of this century!

These classic words were widely circulated, and in the same way, this media was also praised to a new level by the audience of good deeds.

At the same time, let many peers hot eyes!

So, the hosts had green lights in their eyes, and they all seemed to have found their way.

And the initiator of all this has long been unable to laugh straight.

Inside the teahouse in the imperial capital.

A young fat man stood opposite Old Man Lin, smiling and watching Old Man Lin slap the table and laugh. This fat man is about 27 years old, the stubble on his face is cleanly shaved, his chubby face is very white, and his eyes are squinted in an arc when he laughs. The short black hair is neat, as if it was cut with a knife.

It looks ordinary, nothing peculiar.

However, he sat indifferently opposite Old Man Lin, which proved that he was extraordinary.

"Old Man Lin, you've been laughing for a quarter of an hour, can you pause and pay the balance all at once?" the fat man said with a smile.

"No, no, laugh, laugh at me! hahaha......"

Old man Lin laughed, rubbing the bottom of his lungs, and was still convulsing!

"It's not that funny, is it?"

The fat man was a little helpless.

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death! No, no, no! I'm going to laugh at this old bone! The money is in this card, you hurry up! I want to laugh when I see you!"

Old man Lin still couldn't hold back his laughter, threw out a card, and waved his hand again and again.

The fat man was speechless for a while.

What do you think I'm laughing at?!

I'm messing with you!?

Fat people have no human rights!

glanced at the old man Lin who was still smiling, the fat man muttered a few words, put away the card, and then twisted his ass and left. Out of the teahouse, I got into an anti-gravity car, swooped into the air, and disappeared without a trace after a few turns.

Circling around, the car stopped in front of a grocery store in a corner of the road.

The fat man jumped out of the car with a light leap, and while inspecting the grocery store in front of him, he moved things down from the car.

"Who's coming?"

A voice came from inside the grocery store, confused.

"Boss, it's me! Come out and help move things! Is the second brother also at home? Hurry up, hurry up!"

The fat man replied with a snort.

"Damn, the young master is here?" the voice in the room was a little surprised.

"Nima, dead fat man, you are still willing to come!" another voice came out.

Then two shirtless figures burst out of the grocery store! Both were burly, muscular, and wore nothing but a SpongeBob SquarePants, and a pair of flip-flops!

The bare calves were covered with leg hair! black and thick! they had to be three or four centimeters long! from the knees down, as if they were wearing woolen pants!

"Hahaha! Chen Feng Chen Lie, do I call you big brother and second brother or do I call you Storm Flame?" the fat man quipped.

"Mountain artillery!

Chen Feng laughed and scolded.

Hearing the sound outside, another figure came out of the grocery store, but this figure was graceful.

The fat man's eyes lit up, and he said, "Ah, isn't this Sister Doudou?" I haven't seen her for so long, and I'm even more smart!"

Chen Doudou rubbed his eyes, looked at the fat man coldly, and a cold light flashed in his eyes: "Dead fat man who is paralyzed! You disturbed the old lady's nap, do you know?"

Fatty: "......"

Who are you? You're definitely not the Chen Doudou I know!

Seeing that the fat man looked confused, Chen Lie smiled bitterly and said, "Something has happened during this time, it's hard to say, in short, you come in first!"

Chen Feng also smiled bitterly, looked at the fat man who was at a loss, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "It's okay, let's come in first!"

Chen Doudou snorted coldly again, shaved the fat man with knife-like eyes, and turned around and entered the grocery store.

Goo!

The fat man swallowed his saliva, pointed to Chen Doudou's back, and asked in a low voice, "Is she ......?"

"My sister, Chen Doudou!"

"How is that possible?!"

"Something went wrong......"