005 Gongsun Dayong
Gongsun Dayong stood on the pile and made a move, and after a while, there was a lot of green smoke rising from his hands, and some knowledgeable spectators exclaimed: "Green smoke storm!
Someone else sang: "The green smoke drifts by, there are a lot of steamed buns, and you don't have to worry about it all year round." "The www.biquge.info meaning of the pen is that the land that has been cultivated by the Qingyan Storm is flat, deep enough, and fine enough, and it is easy to harvest when used to grow wheat."
Ouyang Xuan asked mischievously, "Uncle, was it a dust storm last time?"
Zhu Feng raised his hand and pretended to be angry: "Little brat, you dare to make fun of your uncle?"
After brewing enough green smoke, Gongsun Dayong began to pick up the circle with both arms, and after three circles, he threw the green smoke in his hands forward. Two puffs of green smoke flew forward at the same time, and wherever they passed, the earth waves rolled and roared, rushing forward like the tide of the sea. A dust mist rose from the ploughed land, which was not very large, and dissipated in a moment.
After half a pillar of incense, the roar disappeared, and Gongsun Dayong shouted: "It's done!" and then looked around proudly with his fists clenched, and the audience responded with enthusiastic applause and cheers.
The white-faced judge was expressionless and said coldly: "Measure the scale!"
"Yes!" flew out two well-dressed young men, one holding the beginning of a soft ruler, the other holding a huge ruler that reached high to his shoulders.
The two of them landed on both sides of the land cultivated by Gongsun Dayong, and after measuring it with a soft ruler, one of them said loudly: "More than one inch wide than five zhang, more than one inch wide, three inches of allowable error, three inches of allowable error, one inch of actual error, one inch of actual error, excellent!"
The audience erupted in applause and applause, and someone in the judges' seat nodded slightly.
After measuring the width, it was time to measure the length, and one of the two surveyors stood still, while the other flew forward holding the ruler and pulled the ruler out for a long time.
Someone in the audience asked loudly, "How long is this ruler?"
Someone replied, "I heard that it is a thousand zhang long!"
"It's so long, no wonder it's so big!"
While the audience was discussing and marveling at the huge ruler, the measurer who flew to the other end came back, and while rolling the ruler, he said: "Fifty zhang more than two feet long, fifty zhang more than two feet long, allowable error five feet, allowable error five feet, actual error two feet, actual error two feet, excellent!"
The applause and cheers became louder, Gongsun Dayong's head was high, his body was short, and his legs kicked hard, and he bounced to the rostrum.
The white-faced judge knocked on the table dissatisfiedly and scolded: "What are you doing, what are you doing, you are coming back before the competition is over, hurry up!"
Gongsun Dayong took the loss, so he had to fly down again.
The loud host shouted: "The second step of the knockout round, remove impurities, please remove stones and other debris in the soil!"
"Okay! look at me!" said Gongsun Dayong lightly, standing on his stake, his fingers spread, his mouth exhaling white breath, exhaling on his fingers, and ten ice blades appeared on his fingers. "Go!" Ten skates flew out, stabbing at the ground they had just plowed, picking out and bouncing away the stones and other debris inside.
Someone recognized it again: "God Chef Cutting Fish, God Chef Cutting Fish, is more powerful than the contestants ten years ago!"
"Yes, yes, I remember ten years ago, the contestant only came out with 5 ice blades, and he had 10, which is more than double!"
"It's so powerful, he has to be the champion. ”
"What the emperor summoned must be unusual. ”
Gongsun Dayong glanced at the audience, smiled secretly, and increased his skills. The stones and other debris picked out flew around, and many spectators were smashed, their heads were broken and bleeding, and they fled in all directions. Looking at the embarrassed crowd, he clapped his hands and laughed.
It was only after repeated warnings from the judges that he relented.
After a pillar of incense, the impurities were cleared, and he continued on his own initiative without waiting for the host to speak, and he used the old method of slaughtering and selling meat to cut the land into 50 lines.
Then swaggered back to the rostrum, cross-legged and waiting for the judges to score.
After whispering to the other six judges for a while, the white-faced judges wrote down the results on a piece of paper and handed them to the host of the big noise.
The host of the big noise door reported loudly: "No. 1 player Gongsun Dayong, the score is as follows, ploughing the land, 8 points, removing impurities, 9 points, evenly dividing small pieces, 9 points, a total score of 26 points!"
Gongsun Dayong smiled happily, jumped up and shouted: "Lao Tzu won, Lao Tzu is the champion, hahaha!"
Many viewers were puzzled: "How do you know that you have won before the competition is over?"
An informed person said: "In the previous games, the highest score in the knockout round was 24 points, and he scored 26 points, breaking the historical record." ”
"Breaking history, that's amazing, no wonder it's unbelievable. ”
"It's a pity, the spell is powerful, and the character is corrupt. ”
"That is, if you don't change your ways, you will become a scum!"
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The host of the loud noise door shouted: "Gongsun Dayong, Gongsun Dayong, you sit down! What is not the end of the story?" After he sat down, he continued to read: "Scare the audience, deduct 2 points, stones and other debris hurt the audience, deduct 4 points, do not listen to the host's command, deduct 3 points." Actual total score, 17 points!"
"Good, good, minus well, minus well!"
The audience agreed very much with the judges' subtraction and responded with warm applause, which was so relieved.
Someone also said, "You should get a score of 0!"
"Yes, it should be 0 points!"
Gongsun Dayong felt like falling from the fire pit to the ice cave, and his heart was cold and cold, but he thought that this was the group deliberately going against him, so he shouted, "Lao Tzu is here to compare spells, not to compare morality!" He pointed to the seven judges, "You maliciously deduct points, go against Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is the imperial Shennong of the emperor's imperial seal, come to participate in the competition, it is already your great face!
Turning to the audience, he continued to roar, "And you, Lao Tzu Competition, you are so close, smashed, isn't that self-inflicted? You wait, the emperor will demote you all to the dung tribe to shovel, wait!"
"Grandma's!" he was still angry, flew up and kicked the big plaque that read the Shenlong Academy's ploughing competition, and then took his entourage, stepped on the horse and left, leaving a sentence before leaving, "You wait, see how the emperor kills you!"
There was an old man behind the judges' bench, who had never spoken or had any expression from beginning to end. Several people dressed as security officers walked up to him and said dissatisfiedly: "Dean, this guy is too arrogant, why don't you let us beat him up." ”
The dean said: "To behave in the world, you must learn to avoid the edge, he is a popular person next to the emperor, we didn't do it, he is at a loss, the emperor can't do anything, if he does it, he can't tell." ”
Everyone was indignant and cursed Gongsun Dayong loudly.
The dean stood up and said, "Everyone is in place, everyone is in place, the game continues, the game continues!" Unfortunately, his voice was not loud enough, and he was drowned in the sound of cursing.
Seeing this, the loud voice shouted for him: "The dean said, everyone is in place, everyone is in place, the game continues!" This thunderous roar, no one can stand it, and the crowd soon quieted down.