Chapter 53: Bastard, Bastard, Give This Girl a Bath!

Chapter 53: Bastard, Hurry Up and Give This Girl a Bath!

Seeing that his brothers were burned by the flames one after another, and even the owner of the village, Luneng, was inevitably burned off one of his ears, the defenders on the checkpoint suddenly went crazy and began to control the trebuchet to carry out continuous and precise strikes against the mysterious little nun under the command of three craftsmen. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

"Smack!", "Smack!", "Smack!"...

In less than five minutes, the dung ball shells piled up on the level were squandered, and this was the last pouring of the remaining shells. Looking at the battlefield under the level, it has all been affected by dung ball shells, and there is no clean place.

And the mysterious little nun was finally hit by such a dense bombardment.

After the little nun was hit by a dung ball cannonball, her mana was suddenly lost, and she could no longer stabilize her body in mid-air, and fell heavily to the ground. The soldiers, who had fallen into intoxication, also returned to their sobriety one after another.

Then, something even more miraculous happened, the moment the little nun landed, her body suddenly emitted a dazzling white light.

Stimulated by the dazzling white light like a magnesium lamp, everyone involuntarily closed their eyes. However, when the white light disappeared and everyone opened their eyes again, the mysterious little nun disappeared, and a strange red bird appeared out of thin air at the place where the little nun fell.

This little red monster bird is about the size of a fist, with a pointed beak, sharp little claws, beautiful white and red feathers, and a small crown like a peacock screen on the top of its head, which is also very cute to look at.

The red bird's expression was also very similar to that of a little girl, she blinked her innocent eyes, jumped a few times in panic, and then began to flap her wings, ready to fly away.

“... Could it be that this strange red bird is the original form of the little nun, and if that is the case, it would be a pity to let her fly away..."

Li Daoyi, who had been standing on the city wall and paying close attention to the mysterious little nun, was also surprised in his heart.

At this moment, among the uninjured sergeants, there were several brave soldiers, thinking that they would be rewarded for catching this strange bird, so they desperately pounced on the bird like a hungry tiger before it could take off, and stretched out their hands to cover the bird's body.

Luckily, the bird didn't have mana like a normal bird, so in the end, a sturdy soldier managed to grab it in the palm of his hand.

It was only at this point that the battle under the fourth level was finally over. Originally, relying on the bombardment of dung ball shells, Qishan Dazhai seemed to be able to wipe out all the 300 Huotou troops without losing a single person, but no one expected that the soldiers in Qishan Dazhai were finally burned to death and burned more than 50 people by the cute little nun!

Soon, the uninjured soldiers began to clean up the battlefield, and in order to avoid the plague, the bodies of the dead soldiers were gathered and buried deeply, while the wounded, including Luneng, were carried back to the hospital in Dazhai on stretchers one by one for treatment.

The soldiers who caught the red bird excitedly took the bird to the checkpoint to ask for a reward from Liu Xuangong, the owner of the second village. Everyone was not stupid, and they guessed that the red bird must be something very important, so after Liu Xiong took over the red bird, he was overjoyed and promoted the soldier who sent the bird to two levels of official position.

After the soldier who sent the bird left happily, Liu Xiong played with the bird in his hand and said to Li Daoyi and the others: "It's really strange! Is this the nun? Could this be the legendary monster that has become a spirit?"

Li Daoyi naturally wanted to seize this excellent opportunity to seize the strange bird, so he pretended to be confident and said: "Yes! This bird has become a essence! She should be recuperating from her injuries now, and after a while of her injuries, she will definitely transform into a human form again, and then Liu Zhai will definitely be attacked!"

Liu Xiong was startled when he heard this, his hands trembled for a while, and he almost couldn't grasp it tightly and let the red bird fly away from his palm. After all, if this little bird really conjured up a human form with mana in front of him, then he would never be able to resist it.

At least, thinking about Luneng's ears that were burned off in an instant, Liu Xiong couldn't help but feel more than a chill in his heart.

Li Dao was also startled when he saw this scene, if the little bird really flew away, it would not be easy to catch it again. So, Li Daoyi continued: "Master Liu Zhai, please put this strange bird in the hands of Poor Dao for the time being, and wait for Poor Dao's practice to slowly dissolve the wildness on her body, until she can make it available to us!"

"That's... Then it's all up to the Immortal!"

Although Liu Xiong was a little unwilling in his heart, as a layman of Taoism and Buddhism, where could he have any ability to subdue the monster, so he had to carefully hand over the red strange bird to Li Daoyi's hands.

As soon as Li Dao got the red strange bird, he asked Bai to help him make a bird cage, and then temporarily handed the bird into the hands of Brother Zhou Jingming and asked him to help take care of it. This is the first time that the Zhou Jingming brothers have officially accepted the task assigned by Li Daoyi, so they naturally dare not have the slightest neglect, and they serve the red bird like an old lady.

At lunchtime, Luneng woke up in the infirmary, but it looked like he was hungry. Because after he woke up, he did not continue to treat his ear injury, but shouted "starve to death of the miscellaneous family!", ran to the kitchen, and ate ten bowls of rice and three catties of beef before he hiccuped, as if he had not been injured at all, and went to Li Daoyi and others to learn about the military situation.

In the military intelligence chamber, when Li Daoyi was discussing with Liu Xiong and others how to take advantage of the victory to pursue and recapture the first three checkpoints lost in Qishan, Luneng pushed open the camp gate and broke in.

"Dazhai Lord!"

"Master Lu Zhai, have your injuries healed?"

"Ahh Haha! Miscellaneous family's ear wounds? Fur, just fur, don't care about it, it can't last a night, it will scar and grow on its own. There is a saying on the Warring States Continent that there is a saying? It is true that the so-called good doctor does not cure the disease, and it is considered merit! Hehe, the doctor is like this. You are obviously not sick, and he said that you are sick, and then he made a mess of it, and finally asked for merit and rewards, which is really hateful!"

Li Daoyi was speechless for a while, but he wanted to laugh when he looked at Luneng's terrifying face. According to common sense, what is called ugly? In fact, although most of the normal people's appearance cannot be called beautiful, they can never be said to be ugly, because ugly people are people with improper facial features.

And Luneng was originally a fool with five big and three coarse, but now he is not only missing an eyeball, but also an ear. His face with incomplete facial features is really terrifying to look at...

Everyone also didn't talk much, and they all explained how to defeat the little nun and completely defeat the Huotou Army after Luneng passed out.

When Lu Neng heard this, he was immediately happy for a while, and then he proposed that late tonight, send an army to attack the third checkpoint of Qishan from the trail and recapture it in one go!

Liu Xiong also agreed with this proposal, after all, now that their morale was high, and they were extremely familiar with the terrain near the third checkpoint, they could send troops to attack from the three hidden paths on the left, center, and right, so as to catch the enemy by surprise.

After Li Daoyi looked at the panoramic map of Huiqi Mountain Dazhai, he also agreed.

In the end, everyone decided to attack the third checkpoint in the middle lane led by Li Daoyi at two o'clock in the morning tonight. However, the tactics of bluffing along the way were used in order to maximize the attention of the enemy after the battle had begun. ...,

Luneng and Liu Xiong, on the other hand, seized the opportunity to lead their troops to attack from the left and right respectively, in order to completely break through the enemy's defense line from the relatively weak side road.

After the plan was formulated, everyone went back to prepare.

Let's say that Li Daoyi came to his exclusive lounge, and just wanted to rest, he saw that the red strange bird had been put into a cage and raised with millet and mountain spring water.

"Hey, the cage was made so quickly, and the efficiency is really high! But I wonder if the two Zhou Jingming brothers have fed this little bird..."

"Actually, you can't overfeed it... It's like when people feed birds or fish, most of them die to death..."

Li Daoyi muttered to himself as he approached the delicate bamboo cage, ready to observe the cute red strange bird. This did not matter, but it startled him, because the little bird was lying still in the cage with its wings folded.

Li Daoyi is not stupid, according to the knowledge of a 21st century college student, he knows that birds stand on tree branches when they sleep, and living birds generally do not make this action, but only dead birds will walk without moving!

Of course, birds that fake their death and pretend to be dead will also lie still.

"Oh no! Could it be that they were fed to death by the two Zhou Jingming brothers! These two guys..."

"Go! If you die, this girl won't die! You underburned bastard, affect this girl's rest!"

Seeing that the cute bird's beak moved, he shook his wings violently, jumped on a stand in the cage at once, and glared at Li Daoyi with an angry expression.

Li Daoyi was suddenly startled. However, for the first time, he saw a cute bird that could write expressions on his face and sleep lying down, and he couldn't help but be happy.

"You... What are you bastards laughing at?

"Underburned?haha!"

“... That's right!"

"You little girl, why is you so angry, you want to burn people at every turn, how can you find your in-laws in the future?"

"I want you to take care of it!"

"Well, the mouth is so hard. Oh no, it's the beak that's so hard. Hehe, I'm not going to talk to you. I'm going to rest, and I'm going to have a hard fight at night, and besides, you're going to stay in my cage for a few days. ”

"You... Bastard! What kind of stinky ball was fired this morning, staining Ben's feathers! Damn, you culprit, don't be in a hurry! Give Ben a bath!"

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