Chapter 013: Demon Nongjiao
When the Grand Protector heard the Pope's inquiry, he immediately glared at him, looked around with all his spirits, and then said, "Report to the Pope, it seems that there is nothing." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Zhu Xuan was pondering this sentence at this time: "The Sect of Religion, Hexi Jiaolong, eliminate Hedong." ”
Could it be that this Demon Nongjiao was founded by the people of the Hexi Empire to take revenge on our Hedong Empire?
Was it built by the descendants of the emperor of the Hexi Empire who fled more than 300 years ago?
Why is it called Demon Agricultural Sect, and what does it have to do with Shennong College?
A series of questions rolled through his mind, and he didn't know that disaster was quietly coming to him.
"Really?" said the Pope.
"The disciple is stupid, please ask the Pope to make it clear. ”
The Pope shook his head, disappointed in the Grand Protector. He opened his right hand and pressed slightly in the direction of Zhu Xuan, and Zhu Xuan was sucked out from under the camouflage made of grass and shrubs and landed in front of the Pope.
Zhu Xuan wandered all day and did not return home, his clothes were already very tattered, they became brittle after being roasted by the high temperature, and when he was sucked up by the Pope, the bushes hooked off a few pieces of cloth, and after he landed, the rest of the cloth fell off one by one and became naked.
Everyone laughed, and he hurriedly covered his lower body.
The Great Dharma Protector wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and there was a big living person hiding in the distance next to him, and he didn't even notice it, the Pope must have been very disappointed.
He defended himself in a roundabout way: "The temperature of the hell fire is so high, this child has not been scalded to death, he is not an ordinary person. ”
The implication is: it's not that the subordinates are incompetent, it's that the children are too powerful.
He then said, "This kid has discovered our secret, let me ......" He wanted to kill Zhu Xuan to show his merits so that the merits could be offset by his demerits.
The Pope waved his hand to stop: "No need, I'll take care of it myself." The wounds of your men's veins are not clear, and you can take them back and treat them well. I'll go first. ”
The Pope sucked Zhu Xuan into his hand, turned him upside down, grabbed his legs, and flew away.
was carried upside down by the Pope, and he didn't know where he was going to fly, Zhu Xuan was anxious: "Let me down, let me down, where are you arresting me, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to arrest me." ”
"Why do I want to arrest you, not why!"
"Then don't make mistakes again and again, let me go, I will plead with the government and not punish you. Zhu Xuan wanted to use the government to scare him.
The officials crush people to death, and many bad people are not afraid of heaven and earth, but they are very afraid of the government.
"Don't talk about the government, it's useless for your emperor to come. ”
Zhu Xuan stopped talking, he was thinking about what else could make this pope release himself.
The Pope sensed his thoughts and said: "Don't think about it, it's useless. There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there! Do you think I'll let you go?"
"Is there nowhere to find the iron shoes?" Zhu Xuan immediately thought of the roadside news he heard, saying that children are not only children's urine is medicine, but also good medicine, and some people who are terminally ill will send people to catch children back and take out their heart, liver, lungs and other internal organs to eat.
The more I thought about it, the more numb my scalp became, and my voice trembled: "I, I don't pay attention to hygiene, I often eat unclean things, and the internal organs not only have no effect, but also have side effects." He began to make up nonsense, "I know a very powerful miracle doctor, there is no disease that he can't cure, if you let me go, I will take you there immediately." ”
The Pope wanted to laugh, but he couldn't help it: "Why are you so nervous, I won't kill you!"
Zhu Xuan felt a little relieved: "Then where are you going to take me?"
"You'll find out later. ”
"Ouch, ouch, I'm dizzy, don't fall on me, just come here. ”
"Not right. ”
"You must be looking for something to do with me when you arrest me, don't you keep mentioning it upside down, aren't you afraid that I will die?"
"The temperature of the hellfire is so high, it hasn't been roasted to death, how can it die?"
"But I'm really dizzy, are you bringing me here?"
"I just want you to be dizzy, and I'm not worried if you don't get dizzy. ”
Zhu Xuan thought to himself that this Pope was really strange, he wanted to arrest me again, and he wanted me to faint, and when he was thinking about it, the Pope patted him lightly on the head, and he really fainted.
After stuning Zhu Xuan, the Pope sped up and disappeared into the night like a black lightning.
When Zhu Xuan woke up, he found himself in a tall cave, and a few torches were lit on the cave wall, flickering faintly, flickering brightly and darkly, very eerie and terrifying.
He was lying on a cold jade bed, already clothed, black in color and slippery in texture, like satin.
Next to the bed was a wooden table with a high-necked jade vase on it.
"You're awake at last!" an old loud voice echoed through the cave.
Zhu Xuan sat up, looked left and right and didn't find it, and finally found that the person was behind him, the man was hunchbacked, his face was full of wrinkles, and the whites of his eyes were mostly in his triangular eyes.
He had never seen anything so ugly in his life, and he was so frightened that he almost fell out of bed.
The extremely ugly man came forward and said calmly, "Don't be afraid, I'm ugly, but gentle, I'm ugly, but loyal." ”
"Really?" Zhu Xuan was very suspicious, people said that such an ugly person should be extremely evil, extremely fierce, and extremely shameless.
"Yes, no one will tolerate me if I am not gentle and disloyal. ”
"Hey, you're so straightforward. Zhu Xuan said, it makes sense to think about it.
"Thanks for the compliment. My name is Zhu Chi, the Pope's personal servant, and the Pope has ordered me to wait here for you to wake up. ”
Although he is ugly, his name is good, and he has the same surname as my current name.
"Where is this?"
"In the palace of the Demon Nongjiao. Zhu Chi replied respectfully. Zhu Xuan has a good impression of him, ordinary people bully him, but he doesn't have it at all.
"This is obviously a cave, how can it be called a palace?"
"A cave can also be used as a palace. ”
"Isn't that self-deception? ”
Zhu Chi changed the subject: "The Pope has instructed you to wake up and ask me to call him." ”
"Oh, what did the Pope do?"
"Cultivation. After Zhu Chi finished speaking, he walked down the steps on the cliff to the upper floor of the cave.
Zhu Xuan looked at the cave and found that there was nothing, but he felt that there was everything, it seemed to be intricate and full of mechanisms.
The Pope appeared at the top of the steps on this floor, he glanced at Zhu Xuan, floated down, and stood straight two feet in front of the bed.
He was black all over his body, and his face was black - he wore a black mask.
Zhu Xuan remembered that night, when the Pope lifted him upside down, his hand accidentally touched the Pope's face, and it was hard, and he thought it was touching his forehead at the time, but now he thinks that it should be more in line with the feeling of touching the mask.
"There are three categories of Demon Farmer Sect that can be cultivated, Demon Farmer Mage, Demon Pesticide Master, Demon Farmer Manipulator, which one do you choose? According to your talent, you can choose all of them. Pope Francis said.
"What do you mean, do you want me to join your Demon Farming Sect?"
"Yes. ”
"I won't choose any of them, judging from the names you teach, and the peanuts that burned people's houses, you are bad people, and I won't join them. ”
The Pope laughed and said disdainfully: "Hahaha, who is the good guy?"
"Ordinary people. Zhu Xuan replied, and then whispered, "There are also people from Shennong Academy." Because of his experience in Punong College, he doesn't have a good impression of Shennong College now, so he lacks confidence, so he just said it casually.
"I am cheating, calculating, falling into the well, greedy for money and snobbery, this is the common people. Shennong College is even funnier, sanctimonious, and I don't know how many hurtful things I have done behind my back. ”
"Nonsense, Shennong College is not like this. "I obviously don't like it, but I still have to defend it.
"You should have seen all kinds of strange fruits and vegetables, this is the masterpiece of the pesticide department of Shennong College!"
I can't refute it, the Pope is right, he and Uncle Zhu Feng also had a fight with the watermelon seller because of this.
After being silent for a while, Zhu Xuan said: "At least there are good and bad people in the common people and Shennong Academy, but you are all bad people. ”
"Shut up!" came an angry rebuke, and the voice was familiar.