The king told me in grief that it was his own body. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

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Okay, then how did Wang Mao'er appear in Shaliu Town and fall prey to Jiang Heng's Dao?

Wang Mao'er said: "It's all because of Jiang Heng!"

I glanced at him: "Just blow it! Isn't that single ruffian Jin Shun your favorite? Don't pull me in." ”

The truth that followed was unfortunately told by me.

Wang Mao'er said that what made people feel uncomfortable was that the person who yin him this time turned out to be Jin Shun.

- After I left, King Cat also let Jin Shun's soul return to his own body.

That night, Jin Shun honestly accompanied Wang Mao'er to drink.

Wang Mao'er thought that he was about to get his wish, so he was too happy and relaxed his vigilance.

I didn't think that Jin Shun was holding back a lot of ruthlessness and bad water!

When Wang Mao'er was drunk, Jin Shun stripped him naked, tied him into a rice dumpling, and then let him lie on the bed and cover him with a quilt;

Wang Mao'er had already woken up, and now he was looking at Jin Shun with straight eyes, completely confused about the situation, and didn't know why Jin Shun did this!

"Wang Mao'er, are you awake, how did you sleep?"

"Less nonsense, let go of a fart quickly, Lao Tzu is still holding a bubble of urine!"

Well, let's get down to business.

To put it simply, Jin Shun whimsically wanted Wang Mao'er to accept him as an apprentice.

Wang Mao'er was thundered by this truth! He couldn't help but shout at the top of his throat:

"Damn, is there such an apprentice in the world? Okay, okay, I promise you, I'll take you to collect and sell cats tomorrow! Isn't it just that you want to be a cat dealer? It's worth making such a big move. I thought you had fallen in love with Lao Tzu for a long time, ouch...... No, no, no, get the night pot!"

Jin Shun said that if he didn't agree, he would hold back!

Wang Mao'er couldn't stop cursing Jin Shun with the foul words that he often heard in the countryside.

Kim Soon, smiling, quietly listened to his scolding, and let him threaten.

Wang Mao'er was really annoyed this time, but Jin Shun insisted on not letting him loosen, and slowly he lost his temper:

"What the hell do you want?"

Jin Shun said: "I want to learn your tricks to control the cat ghost to protect myself." ”

Under the current situation, Wang Maoer only needs to consider the three words "whether it will work or not" and then make a decision.

Wang Mao'er immediately laughed, but his smile was more ugly than crying.

"Damn, as long as you don't agree, you'll keep tying up Lao Tzu?"

Jin Shun didn't speak, indicating acquiescence.

Wang Mao'er said again: "Then Lao Tzu said okay, do you believe it?"

Kim Soon still smiled evilly and did not speak.

Wang Mao'er thought for a while, glared at Qingqing and said, "No!"

The two were at a stalemate for a while, Jin Shun sighed, simply didn't do anything, blocked Wang Mao'er's mouth to prevent him from shouting, and then got up and went out.

Jin Shun still doesn't want to give up, so let's spend it first, there is time to continue to grind hard with Wang Maoer!

Wang Mao'er's home is in the easternmost part of Jiangjia Village, a single family, and this natural geographical advantage determines that Jin Shun has time to fight with him, and is not afraid of being found out by the villagers.

"Lao Tzu won't agree, do you dare to kill me? white-eyed wolf!"

As soon as Jin Shun tore off the cloth ball, Wang Mao'er, who was so suffocated that he rolled his eyes, jumped out viciously with such a sentence.

"Wang Mao'er, you think too much. I don't even dare to kill a chicken, how can I kill someone! What's more, you are my savior, I just want to worship a teacher, is this so difficult? You know, I have no school, I have no education, and I can only do things by temperament, simple and rude; this is to make you uncomfortable, but I just want to learn a craft, and you just agree, okay?"

But no matter what Jin Shun says, Wang Mao'er is a virtuous person who refuses to let go, like the revolutionaries seen in the TV series, who are loyal and unyielding under severe torture...... However, apart from binding, Jin Shunke didn't do anything!

In this way, it is difficult to ride a tiger.

Wang Mao'er decided that Jin Shun would not do anything to him, but Jin Shun couldn't help but leave room for him.

Jin Shun stripped him naked, just to humiliate him, but it doesn't mean that Jin Shun also has any disgraceful thoughts about him as an old man.

Jin Shun kept using words to impress Wang Mao'er.

Wang Mao'er is obviously very annoying, but Jin Shun doesn't let him go, he has no choice, he can only listen to Jin Shun's nagging, and he is really stubborn enough: Jin Shun doesn't let him go, he doesn't let go, and in the end, even Jin Shun was made to tears by himself, Wang Mao'er is still a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

"Wang Mao'er, how do you agree?"

"No matter what, Lao Tzu didn't agree. ”

"Hey, why is that? Don't you think I'm miserable! I don't know what you think!"

When Wang Mao'er heard Jin Shun say this, he sneered and said, "Who told you to tie up Lao Tzu?"

That's what I said, I won't tie you up? It's okay if you agree, or you don't talk about it and use your tricks against me, then I'm not going to die a hard death? So it's better to tie it up and be safer.

Wang Mao'er said again: "Boy, can you let it go?"

Jin Shun also gritted his teeth and said, "If you promise me, I'll let it go." ”

Wang Mao'er was very angry: "Then let's keep consuming, Lao Tzu wants to drink water, eat, drink wine and eat meat, and and pee!"

Jin Shun's face sank: "Yes, Wang Mao'er." Anyway, Lao Tzu is shameless now, so I will move here and live, and then serve you until the day I breathe. ”

Now it was Wang Mao'er's turn to turn blue.

Jin Shun said: "Wang Mao'er, you just agree!"

Wang Mao'er was a little irritable, he said angrily: "Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you, there is a book under the bed, it is clearly explained on it, take it yourself to see, how much can you learn, let me go, hurry up!"

Jin Shun almost wanted to lean down and touch the cheats that Wang Mao'er said, but he reacted immediately and let out a sigh.

I don't know, you don't recognize a few words, I'm afraid your craftsmanship has been handed down by the old people! You just bother to teach me.

After saying this, even though the light in the room was very dim, Wang Mao'er felt that his old face was red and hot.

And then it went dark.

No, it's not that the face is black, it's that the whole room suddenly darkens.

From the window, you can see the mountains in the distance. Obviously, this part of the village must have been covered by a cloud drifting over.

It was a sunny day just now, so strange!

Wang Mao'er still didn't speak, and Jin Shun was about to shake his will, when suddenly there was a loud "click", and he felt that the whole room and the ground jumped up a few times, and the shock could not be described in the right words.

Anyway, I feel like my whole jaw is numb and disobedient!

After about ten seconds, Jin Shun said in a daze: "Wang Mao'er, which one is it, why did you fire the cannon at this time?"

Wang Mao'er said hoarsely: "Bombing thunder, bombing thunder, is God accepting people...... Why don't you go and see who suffers, go quickly!"

When Jin Shun heard this, he immediately ran outside.