Mrs. Hua: "??? ”

Mrs. Hua, who had dealt with Li Hao many times, reacted instantly, and he wanted to play with the sword again.

"It's just playing, Master Hua shouldn't refuse. But if you can't come up, you will be famous, don't blame this king for being mad! King Ning spoke.

Hearing this, Mrs. Hua motioned to Mrs. Hua that she didn't have to speak, and she said, "Mr. Zhu, why don't you represent Mrs. Hua and fight against him?" ”

Li Hao looked embarrassed: "Mrs. Hua, to tell you the truth, my wisdom has been exhausted in the summer, and I need to replenish it in the autumn to restore the former level." ”

Mrs. Hua: "......"

"After this incident, I will guarantee you spring, summer, autumn and winter, everything is available." Mrs. Hua gritted her teeth.

"What spring, summer, autumn and winter, Master Hua, are you delaying so much, do you want to cheat?" King Ning pretended to be displeased.

Li Hao took a step, faced the pair of intestines, and said: "Lord Wang, it is indeed unfair to compete with him as a prince, and it is extremely unfair to this brother. Why don't you let me replace the master and have a discussion with him. ”

"I don't care who of you represents whom, in short, if you can't come up, don't blame this king for being mad. Out of the right! ”

"Yes, lord." The pair of people who pierced the intestines immediately said: "There are three masters in one township and two miles, and they don't know the four books, five classics and six meanings, and they dare to teach seven, eight or nine sons, which is very bold!" ”

As soon as his pair came out, the eyes of everyone present were all focused on Li Hao, even Tang Bohu was no exception.

Under this heavy pressure, Li Hao's expression was very indifferent, and he said, "I'm sorry." This game is your win, and the following is up to me, the first three towers of the Three Pagoda Temple, the Tata Tower. ”

The speed of his speech was too fast, he didn't give others a chance to speak at all, and he instantly attacked and defended the casting, and he generously admitted that he lost a game first, which made people unreasonable.

But if his pair comes out of the pair and the pair of piercing intestines, he will naturally be the one who loses.

"Yes, yes, yes, such a simple pair, I'm going crazy right away!" Ning Dynasty pair to wear intestines.

This pair is naturally not as simple as it seems, if you don't add the three words of Tata Tower at the back, someone has been on the five platforms on Wutai Mountain, but it is also neat, but the last three words are different.

There are five platforms on Wutai Mountain, and it is obviously not possible to do it.

So this pair, in fact, has not been linked down so far.

After a while, seeing that he was sweating profusely across his intestines, but he couldn't live or die, King Ning couldn't help but glance in the direction of Tang Bohu. The latter sighed and shook his head slightly, indicating that he couldn't figure it out either.

"I'm not right, I'll make another pair!" wiped the beads of sweat on his face and said, "Yingying, Yanyan, Cuicui, Honghong, and everywhere are harmonious." ”

Li Hao didn't want to think about it and said: "It's not right, two to one, I'll be right." Smoke lock pond willow. ”

As soon as his pair came out, he subconsciously took a step back towards the bowel. If Li Hao's last pair still needs to think about it in order to understand the difficulties, then this pair that implies the five elements and depicts a beautiful picture just right, the difficulty is simply obvious.

He wiped the beads of sweat that appeared on his face with his sleeve, and said: "I can't do it either, it's a tie again, I'll make another pair, ten thoughts, Sijun, Siguo, Sisheji." ”

Everyone in the hall never thought that they had watched such a unique pair competition, and the two sides came and went, but they couldn't match each other.

Everyone: "......"

"You don't have to think about it, get out of the right way!" As soon as the pair of intestines came out, King Ning said to Li Hao.

But I heard Li Hao say: "The prince's words are wrong, the so-called passing is a guest, I have let this brother Taiwan two games, but there are only three things, I have done my duty." Ten thoughts, thinking about the country, thinking about the society. Eight eyes are still appreciated, flowers and moon are appreciated... Well, summer... Well, autumn ... Well, winter incense. ”

"What kind of incense do you enjoy?" King Ning said angrily.

Li Hao didn't care and said: "I can actually do it." ”

"Three-to-two, I'm one game ahead, if you can't get it right, I've won. Listen well, people have passed the Great Buddha Temple, and the Temple Buddha is bigger than people. This is the palindrome of literature. Li Haochao reminded the intestines.

The palindrome is a strange rhetoric, which can be read both forward and backwards, not only does the meaning remain the same, but it is also quite interesting.

This pair has a lower link, but there is no natural residence in Wu County, not to mention that in such a short time, it is impossible to come out of the right pair of intestines at the moment, only afraid that the brain is blank.

This wave made Li Hao pretend!

His previous two links were clearly not right, but everyone heard him say that he was a guest, and he deliberately let him go through the intestines twice, how confident was he to dare to do this? Spring, summer and winter Sanxiang's eyes were all shining, and even Qiu Xiang's eyes when she looked at Li Hao changed.

His talent and learning, I'm afraid that it is not slightly worse than Tang Bohu, is it because he has no words, so his reputation is not obvious? Qiu Xiang immediately thought of the rumor that Zhu Zhishan was a villain in the gamble, but he was able to wake up and turn back the prodigal son, what kind of perseverance is this?

has real talent and is bohemian, and the attraction of a literary and artistic young woman like Qiu Xiang is simply outrageous. The change in her heart right now, I'm afraid that even she didn't notice it.

Burst!

After thinking hard about piercing the intestines to no avail, he spurted out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground.

"The pair is originally for entertainment, and I don't want to be angry with the intestine-piercing brother today, which is really amazing. Mrs. Hua and Mrs. Hua have never seen blood, so they retired first. Li Hao arched his hand and said.

Master Hua agreed: "Go and go, Mr. Zhu just go and teach my two unsuccessful sons to read first." ”

After talking to Li Hao, he said to King Ning again: "Lord Wang, Mr. Zhu is so offended today, I didn't let you go crazy, it's a pity." ”

When they were talking, no one noticed that Li Hao, who said that he was retiring, had already walked to Tang Bohu's side, and said in a low voice: "Brother Tang, if you want to get rid of King Ning, pretend to be crazy and stupid, I'll help you." ”

Tang Bohu immediately raised his head, looked at each other, and everything was silent.

Li Hao continued to walk forward, as if nothing had happened, only to hear King Ning behind him say loudly: "Deadly scholar, hurry up and show the spring tree and autumn frost map given by the emperor to the Taishi, and enjoy it together!" ”

"Yes, Master, please take the painting." The life-killing scholar responded.

Hearing these words, Li Hao suddenly stopped, did not look back, and seemed to say to the air: "If someone eats this painting and pees in public, they will definitely be regarded as crazy." ”

In the hall.

The fatal scholar threw out the painting, and Mrs. Hua hurriedly stopped in front of Master Hua, reached out to hold the scroll, caught the painting, and said, "It's inconvenient to look at it like this, let's go over there and see it." ”

"Don't stop me, that painting is so good, I'm going to eat it."

A voice sounded suddenly, and everyone didn't have time to react, and the person who spoke had already arrived in the scene, taking advantage of Mrs. Hua and the deadly scholar, he grabbed the spring tree and autumn frost map with both hands, and tore it up in an instant.

I also shoved the torn part into my mouth.

PS: Feng Menglong's "The Complete Works of the Think Tank" wrote that Tang Bohu found that King Ning had rebellious intentions during his time as a staff member, and in order to get rid of King Ning, he finally came up with a solution, that is, "pretending to be crazy". He stripped naked and ran naked in front of King Ning's mansion, claiming to be King Ning's military advisor, and also ridiculed and scolded the giver. King Ning felt ashamed, so he ordered someone to send Tang Bohu home. Soon after, King Ning rebelled, but was ultimately defeated and captured by Wang Shouren. Tang Bohu was not implicated because he got out early.

"History of the Ming Dynasty" mentions, "Feign madness makes wine, revealing its ugliness." Chen Hao can't be embarrassed, let it go".

I'm afraid that someone will say that I am writing blindly, saying that Tang Bohu is such a smart person, how can the protagonist say a few words casually, and he will do it. Well, the smarter you are, the more ......

Glass heart, paste a paragraph, afraid of being sprayed, haha.