Chapter 3 Tick-tock
Kangxi said in a deep voice: "I don't need you to say it, I also saw it." ”
"I hope the emperor will see that we have done our best." The official, who fell to his knees, sighed.
"Since you've tried your best, it's better to forget it. Your Majesty, Weichen saw that this shuttle wheel was too dangerous, and there was no way to sit at all. Li Hao said: "It's okay for Weichen, but if there is an explosion when you bring the queen back, this..."
Hearing this, the official kneeling on the ground hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, Wechen hopes to make meritorious service for the crime, these few failures, Wechen has mastered a certain experience, the last one will definitely succeed, and he will definitely be able to set off the day after tomorrow." ”
"Let's fight it." Kangxi said with a grim expression.
Li Hao: "......"
This bastard, who used to have a friendship with one mouthful, now knows that the shuttle wheel will explode, and lets himself fight... The previous three centimeters were just interest, and this account will be calculated slowly later.
As if seeing that Li Hao's expression was different, Kangxi sighed and said, "Xiaobao, if you don't want to, then I can go by myself." ”
Li Hao was thinking, now that he said that the emperor was blessed with Qitian, he would definitely be able to turn the danger into a disaster, would he himself be about to ascend to heaven?
If you go, you must go, but being willing to do it and being forced by others are two different things.
It's like an itchy nose, and the hands are temporarily useless, and the person next to him sees it, so he can't help but poke it in, and it is all buttoned up, even if it is cool.
……
As soon as Li Hao walked out of the palace gate, the maidservants and others waiting at the door immediately said in unison: "Lord Wei." ”
Hearing the voice, Jian Ning immediately lifted the sedan curtain, and said impatiently: "Xianggong, hurry up... Come. ”
The most important thing in being a man is to be a man, Li Hao put those things aside, and he didn't even get down immediately when he got to the mansion.
"Lord Wei, it's here."
Li Hao replied: "Go around in a circle, go around again." ”
“……”
"Receive a large amount of ***, cultivation value +55."
meanwhile
Palace.
Kangxi, who felt more and more that it was not an illusion, took off the yellow pants that symbolized his status in the room, and immediately saw that the length was more than four times that of before (plus three centimeters became more than four times, obviously less than or equal to 1 centimeter before).
But the extra part has no "bone", it is a piece of skin, about an inch long.
Kangxi has never eaten the kind of ice cream that can be thrown around after it melts, just like a big snot. Otherwise, he must have felt that his current state was quite similar to that kind of ice cream.
"Imperial Doctor, no, pass on the national teacher, pass on the national teacher for me!"
Soon, the national teacher arrived.
He was a great monk in a robe.
It was he who proposed to use the shuttle wheel to find the queen three hundred years later to resolve Kangxi's physical crisis.
"National teacher, take a look for me, what's going on?"
Before the national teacher could nod, he saw Kangxi take off his pants, as the "powerful" national teacher of Buddhism: "??? ”
However, when Kangxi took off his profane pants, the national teacher looked at it fixedly, and immediately put his hands together and said, "Your Majesty, this is a good omen." The emperor first got the shuttle wheel, which could travel through three hundred years to find the true queen to heal the disease, and now the divine skin descended from the sky to protect the dragon, just wait for the true queen to arrive, the emperor and her combined, and the natural illness disappeared. ”
Hearing this, Kangxi's expression was relieved, and he waved his hand and said, "I know, the national teacher should step aside." ”
"The poor monk retired."
Those who can be national teachers are naturally bold and daring, and they can often reap the lies of fame and fortune, and they will come as soon as they open their mouths, and they are not afraid of being exposed.
Not to mention whether Wei Xiaobao can really find the true queen, even if he does, the emperor's illness is not cured, he just needs to be sure that Wei Xiaobao has found the wrong person, what does it have to do with him?
And in case the emperor is really cool, then there is a nest of small polar bears hidden in the iceberg and he will make a fortune.
Therefore, the national teacher can simply attack and retreat.
If you lie, you have to tell such a big lie, which is the key to him becoming a national teacher. Small lies will one day be exposed, especially when countless lies are needed to cover up previous lies.
And the big lie is different, no one can expose it, and it is extremely compelling, allowing him to sit firmly on the throne of the national teacher.
After the national teacher left, Kangxi, who had held his urine before, but didn't dare to urinate because of the changes in his body, asked the little eunuch to bring a night pot.
Tick, tick, tick...
Kangxi soaked in urine, and when he urinated on the tea, he used great strength, but the skin in front was too long and tightly wrapped, so he could only drip down the skin.
“……”
Hai time.
Kangxi, who had finished processing the folds and read a book, lay down on the dragon couch, and after a few breaths, he was full of passion as usual. But instead of meditating on a daily basis or summoning someone to sleep, today he took a look.
He saw the ratio of "bone" to skin, and it looked almost one-to-one at the moment.
But the long, soft piece of skin is so drooping, how sad it is. After just one glance, Kangxi's erection had subsided, and he couldn't find it back.
Looking at the lantern not far away, Kangxi sighed in his heart: "Will it really disappear?" ”
No, it won't.
Li Hao can be sure of this.
The cooldown time of three centimeters is seven days, but even after the cooldown period, as long as Li Hao does not use three centimeters again, its previous effect will not disappear.
On the contrary, as long as you use it, the previous effect will disappear.
Therefore, Li Hao, who had already decided that he would never use three centimeters before leaving this plane, was extremely sure that it would not disappear.
This is his love, and it is impossible to disappear.
When Kangxi's passion faded, Li Hao's was intensifying.
Earl's Court.
The seven lights rose together, and the battle was stalemate.
Li Hao is one against seven, especially among them, there are many martial arts masters, with deep internal strength, which is really difficult. But Li Hao regretted that even if Shuang'er and others had internal strength, they still couldn't feel the qi of Hehuangong.
"Ah, dead ghost, it turns out that you are secretly practicing evil skills, no wonder you have suddenly become so powerful." Jian Ning turned his head and debunked.
This... Li Hao was speechless for a while.
But I heard Jian Ning say angrily: "Why didn't you practice earlier? ”
“……”
Li Hao explained: "This is what I found after I raided Duolong's house before, and he used this booklet to let me spare him a dog's life." ”
"Receive a large amount of ***, cultivation value +150."
"Received a large amount of ***, cultivation value +155."
“……”
The sky outside was bright, and the war in the Earl's Court had not stopped, and the old aunt and the two eunuchs who were anxiously guarding the door were circling around.
"If it goes on like this, Lord Wei's body will collapse."
"Madame Princess won't be able to stand it too, listen, it's the princess's voice just now."
"Xiao Duozi, did you buy some powerful chnu medicine for Lord Wei again?"
The father-in-law who was called Xiaoduozi hurriedly distinguished: "No, Lord Wei also said a few days ago that he wanted to cultivate his self-cultivation, let me put away all the C medicines such as Seven Days Yin, No Day and Night Joy Scatter, Silver Swing Little Trumpet, etc." ”