Chapter 6 This one faces forward, this one faces backward
Under the leadership of Uncle De, the group soon came to the bottom of a power grid, and as long as they climbed over this network, they arrived on Hong Kong Island.
When it was approaching, Uncle De motioned for everyone to squat down, even the flashlight in his hand was turned off, he pointed to the barbed wire not far away and said: "You see, after these two barbed wire, we will arrive at Hong Kong Island, and a little later, when those Ah Bing brothers go to fish, we will climb over." But if you encounter a tiger, let's all take care of ourselves. ”
Hearing Uncle De's words, Xiao Man, who squeezed to Uncle De's side, said indifferently: "Oops, such a short net, I jumped over it with a light jump." ”
"Fat girl, you don't brag less, even if you are the high jump champion of the World Games, it is impossible to jump over." Uncle De's words were in line with his perception of this world, but what he didn't know was that the three people in front of him, including Li Hao, could not be regarded as people from this world.
Naturally, it cannot be judged by common sense.
Xiaoman wanted to say something more, but Li Hao had already spoken: "Uncle De, she was joking." ”
Unlike the movie, knowing that Uncle De is an LSP, Li Hao stood next to Uncle De by himself, separating Yunluo.
But what Li Hao didn't expect was that Uncle De couldn't harass Yunluo, so he actually stretched out his salty pig hand to Xiaoman, only to see him put his arm around Xiaoman's shoulders and said, "Fat girl, don't be afraid, I will definitely take good care of you in a while." ”
Along the way, Uncle De has used his spare eyes to peek at Xiaoman's plump big ass, and he has long been tickled. He saw that Li Hao and Yun Luo should be a couple, and with Li Hao taking care of them, Yun Luo should not worry that she would be in danger. But Xiaoman is different, a weak woman, in the face of danger, Uncle De feels that he must stand up and take good care of him.
"Ah, you pervert, you dare to take advantage of me, I'll kill you." The moment Uncle De's hand was placed on Xiao Man's shoulder, he was dragged by Xiao Man, and then he fell to the ground with his backhand, looking miserable.
Uncle De, who was stunned, hurriedly begged for mercy: "I was wrong, ah, don't fight anymore, I don't dare... I know I've made a mistake in my thinking, so spare me. ”
They made such a big movement that it was impossible not to alarm the guards around them, and suddenly, several flashlights came towards them, and the leading soldier shouted: "Who are you, all stand up!" ”
"Not good, run." Li Hao said "anxiously".
Li Hao was a little hesitant, if he used light skills at this time, how should he explain it?
It's just that he was still hesitating, so he heard Xiaoman say: "Sir, don't be afraid, I'll take you and Mrs. over." As soon as the words fell, Xiao Man, who smashed a fist on Uncle De's face, rushed towards Li Hao and Yun Luo, quickly grabbed their hands, and carried them all into the air.
Witnessing them flying over the iron net, the soldiers who rushed over were all stunned, and their faces were full of disbelief.
"Captain, there's another one here."
He was talking about Uncle De, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face.
The captain rushed over with an arrow, picked Uncle De up from the ground and said, "Tell me quickly, who are they?" ”
Although he was extremely shocked that Li Hao would fly, but everyone was gone, of course Uncle De would not admit it if he was killed, he pretended to be stupid and said: "What kind of person, where is there anyone here... Yes. ”
Before Uncle De finished speaking, he took another beating. "Don't pretend to be crazy and stupid, what our captain asks, what do you answer."
"I really don't know, I just drank too much to get rid of it here. It's to see something flying over, but how can that be a person, someone can fly? Uncle De said for himself.
The captain's face sank, and he obviously couldn't keep up with him, three people flew over the barbed wire, and he said in a deep voice: "Bring the people back first." ”
"Yes, Captain."
Uncle De shouted: "You can't arrest me, I'm wronged..."
On the other side of the iron net, Li Hao could vaguely hear a trace of Uncle De's shout, but he could say to him in his heart to ask for more blessings. Fortunately, Li Hao paid 50% more money, and there was no burden in his heart at this time. Uncle De earns this money, he often walks by the river, how can he not get his shoes wet, he should have been mentally prepared.
"Xianggong, where are we going now?" Looking at the surrounding woods, Yun Luo asked Li Hao.
Li Hao pointed to the southeast direction and said, "Go over there." ”
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When it was almost noon, Li Hao took Yunluo and the others on a taxi to Kowloon. Yunluo and Xiaoman are not weak women, especially Xiaoman's relationship with a little bit of Da Huandan, and their internal strength exceeds that of Yunluo, so the three of them have been on the road for a long time, and they have not complained.
"Sir, this is Hong Kong Island?" Sitting in the back row, looking out through the car window at the rows of high-rise buildings and traffic, Xiao Man couldn't help but ask.
Li Hao nodded and said, "My house is in front, and when I settle you, I will take you out for a walk." ”
"Uh-oh." Xiao Man nodded busily.
Yun Luo's performance is not much better than Xiao Man, when I listened to Li Hao talk about the modern world before, Yun Luo and the others were not too shocked, but now it is different. This is mainly related to the relatively backward environment of the house they were in before. It's like a wooden toilet or something, it's no different from what they use, so it's inevitable that they don't feel anything.
But when they arrived on Hong Kong Island, it was different, when had they ever seen such a high-rise building, so many "cars" in Li Hao's mouth, and so many brightly dressed and "exposed" people......
Soon, the taxi stopped at the door of an old building, and the master looked at the meter and said, "Sir, forty yuan, thank you." ”
After paying, Li Hao walked to the back and opened the door for them, and after they all got into the car, Li Hao pointed to the entrance of the building and said to them: "Go up, it's on it." ”
"Okay, I'm going to..."
Before Xiaoman finished speaking, he was interrupted by Li Hao: "You don't need to fly, there are stairs to walk." ”
Seeing that she didn't agree with her, she was about to fly to the rooftop with Li Hao and Yunluo, which scared Li Hao. Yun Luo glanced at Xiao Man and said, "Xiao Man, didn't you listen to what Xiang Gong said, we will live here in the future, and we can't easily expose things with martial arts." ”
"I forgot." Xiao Man stuck out his tongue and said.
The way she stuck out her tongue... If you are not cute at all, and if you have low toxicity resistance, you may not be able to withstand it. Just like rabbits and rabbits look different, in the face of some rabbits, some people may say, rabbits are so cute, how can you eat rabbits. And in the face of some rabbits... The rabbit meat is old and fragrant, and there is a spicy rabbit head...
Li Hao retracted his gaze, took Yun Luo's hand, and led them upstairs.
Although the electrical appliances in the house greatly attracted Yun Luo's attention, after looking around, Xiao Man said, "Sir, is this house so big?" ”
Li Chi and Wu Dehui are ordinary company employees, of course, the house they live in can't be too luxurious, in a place like Hong Kong Island, where every inch of land is valuable, it is already very good to have such a nest.
As soon as he thought of Wu Dehui, Li Hao remembered that he would have to find a way to find out about his situation tomorrow, and if he needed to hire a lawyer, he would have to hire a barrister for him.
A friend, Li Hao, who replaced Li Chi's identity, still misses him very much.
"Hong Kong Island is expensive, you can only be wronged." Li Hao waved his hand.
Wronged, Xiaoman didn't care so much, she just said curiously: "Madam, didn't Mr. say before, it's Prince Charlie B?" ”
After a long time with Li Hao, Yunluo, who has a deeper understanding of the broad and profound: "......"
For the next two hours, Li Hao has been teaching them how to use various electrical stoves, Yunluo can cook so many dishes, Li Hao naturally wants to feast.
After teaching them how to use electrical appliances, Li Hao began to teach them to recognize and distinguish Hong Kong dollars.
"Yunluo, watch TV for a while, Xiaoman, follow me downstairs to the supermarket to buy groceries." Li Hao said.
"Yes, Brother Hao." Xiao Man hurriedly responded.
This new title was made so by Xiaoman when Li Hao was teaching them, just like Yunluo now calls him Ah Hao or her husband, and she is no longer called Xianggong.
Buying things or something, Xiaoman is quite self-taught, and after Li Hao took her to visit two stalls, she fully understood.
In order to exercise her, Li Hao took her to buy a lot of vegetables and daily necessities.
"Ahh This kind of clothes..."
Li Hao glared at her and said, "Don't make a fuss, didn't I already tell you when I was at home." Let the clerk see what size you're wearing, and I'll choose some for Yunluo. ”
What made Xiaoman almost shout was of course the colorful underwear.
But Li Hao is not telling lies, when they didn't go out of the door, they watched a lot of underwear advertisements in magazines and TV. Li Hao also gave them a timely introduction to the role of underwear in cleanliness and hygiene, shaping and maintaining figure. It's just that whether it's TV or magazines, it's still different from the real thing.
Hearing Li Hao say that he would also buy it for Yunluo, Xiaoman calmed down a lot all of a sudden, and the princess had to wear such a lewd and evil one... No, it's such a good body of clothes, it's not a big deal for her to wear it.
Li Hao and Xiaoman each choose.
The two are quite far apart, because Yunluo's size is quite different from her. Unlike Xiaoman, Li Hao quickly made a choice.
"Sir, you really have an eye, this is our new arrival, all of them are high-end goods." The owner of the underwear store took Li Haoxuan's underwear, and when he saw the translucent lace styles, thongs, etc., he looked ambiguous.
Li Hao nodded and said, "Check out." ”
Xiaoman has money on him, and it was also given by Li Hao, so Li Hao doesn't need to wait for her to settle the bill together. The most important thing is that Li Hao is afraid of causing unnecessary misunderstandings.
On the other side, seeing that the bottoms that Li Hao picked out for Yun Luo only had so little cloth, Xiaoman almost screamed again, but she held back.
Xiao Man had served Yun Luo to bathe, and when he thought of Yun Luo's fair and round buttocks, and put on those bottoms, he was afraid that he would have to open his ass to find it, Xiao Man blushed for a while.
If Li Hao's identity was not a "colt", Xiao Man would have to deal with this silver demon nine times out of ten.
Li Hao: "??? ”
Coming out of the underwear store, Xiaoman was quite silent, but Li Hao didn't take it to heart, just with the Ds she bought, Li Hao felt that he should also be silent.
The supermarket is not far from the building, and when he took Xiaoman through an intersection and returned to the downstairs of the building, Li Hao said to Xiaoman: "Do you remember the road?" ”
"Ah, I remember. Turn left in front, walk about 100 meters, turn right again, and you will see the entrance of the supermarket. Xiaoman said.
What she said was right, Li Hao nodded and said, "Go up." ”
After they went back, looking at the big bags and small bags they were carrying, Yun Luo was surprised: "Husband, why do you buy so many dishes, are there any guests coming?" ”
"No, I just want Xiaoman to be familiar with the process, so I bought more." Li Hao explained casually, and handed a few of the bags to Yun Luo and said, "I bought you some clothes, you can try them later." ”
Li Hao not only bought underwear for Yunluo, but also bought some T-shirts and jeans.
As soon as he heard Li Hao say clothes, Xiaoman's body couldn't help but tremble. She hurriedly said, "I'll go and put these things away first." ”
Seeing Xiaoman go to store daily necessities, Yunluo said: "I'll go cook first, and I'll try the clothes later." ”
It's almost time to eat, Li Hao didn't refuse, and said: "After walking for so long today, you are all tired, just make a few dishes, and the dishes will not be bad if you put them in the refrigerator." ”
"Hmm." Yun Luo replied.
With Xiaoman's hand, Yunluo vegetables were made quickly, four dishes and one soup, and it was served in a short time. Not only is it full of color and flavor, but it also has a delicate palace flavor.
"Husband, how does it taste?" Yun Luo asked Li Hao with a look of hope.
Li Hao took a big bite of the food and told her with practical actions that it tasted good.
After eating, Xiaoman cleaned up the table, Li Hao and Yunluo sat on the sofa watching TV, the episode ended, and when the advertisement was played, Li Hao asked, "Go try on clothes?" ”
"Okay, I've almost forgotten." Yun Luo nodded.
There is no woman who doesn't like new clothes, and princesses are no exception, otherwise Yunluo wouldn't be a princess, but she would even make clothes.
Hearing her promise, Li Hao said, "I'll help you refer to it." ”
Yunluo instinctively wanted to refuse, but the thought... Suddenly felt that it was not so terrible to be watched by him and change clothes? Besides, the woman is the one who pleases herself, Yun Luo whispered: "Then you are not allowed to make trouble." ”
It's okay not to mess around, it's okay not to make trouble, Li Hao nodded briskly.
The clothes I bought in the supermarket are still a little ordinary, even if she has an outstanding temperament, she is not particularly stunning when she wears it. Or go to the mall is king.
"What's in this bag?" After trying on all the clothes, Yun Luo saw that there was a small bag next to her and asked curiously.
Li Hao said: "It's underwear." ”
When he spoke, Yun Luo had already poured out all the clothes, and saw that the bed was colorful, but one by one was smaller than the underwear, and Yun Luo's pretty face seemed to be dyed with a layer of red.
Noticing her expression and thinking of what Kurosawa Zhilin had said in an interview, Li Hao picked up a pair of thongs and said to Yun Luo: "This rope is facing backwards, and this cloth is facing forward." ”
Kurosawa Shilin said on the show that when she wore it for the first time, she didn't know the front and back of this kind of pants, and according to normal logic, she wore the cloth on the back and the rope forward.
Thinking of that sourness, Li Hao was inexplicably a little ......
Li Hao didn't know that when he accompanied Yunluo to try on clothes, the group was heading to Hong Kong Island in the name of performance and communication.