"In vain, I came here to enjoy the shade, I don't want to be a light bulb. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info" The old Taoist priest squinted at me and asked puzzledly: "Apprentice, I don't understand, why are women fascinated when they see you, and female ghosts are also infatuated when they see you, are you born a lover?"

I grinned and replied, "Master, who made me handsome, if you were handsome, wouldn't you still attract women and ghosts." ”

"Are you handsome?" the old Taoist priest asked unconvinced.

"Of course, you've heard it with your own ears, every time you meet a female ghost, people will call me handsome. Alas, master, if you are handsome, the female ghost will not call you handsome. I said with a grin.

"I'm not interested in women or ghosts. The old Taoist priest said with a straight face: "Apprentice, I have explained it again and again, don't play ambiguous with female ghosts, beware of losing your little life." Just now, if I hadn't stopped you from taking the bank card on Ah Ju's body, you would already be a zombie now. ”

"Master, except for Miao Siyu, I haven't had an affair with any female ghosts, why do you want to wronged me. These female ghosts treat me unrequitedly, and I can't stop others, how can you blame me. Take the female hanging neck ghost Xiao Zao as an example, the first time we met, she licked my face with her long tongue, and you said, do I want her to lick it? I said aggrievedly.

"Apprentice, what did you just tell Aju?"

"Master, it's all done. Ah Ju asked me to persuade the ghost baby to stop harassing Cheng's mother. Ah Ju gave me the gold ring, and as long as he shouted three times to the gold ring: Wu'er, that ghost baby will appear. I said proudly.

"Apprentice, I know: as soon as I walk away, Ah Ju will whisper to you. With me present, I'm afraid she won't hand over the gold ring. The old Taoist priest said.

"Master, you're really right. Ah Ju has a very bad impression of you, saying that I have a good face and a good person at first glance. Say that you have an evil face, and you will know that you are a bad guy at a glance. I said with a grin.

"I'm not uncommon for a female ghost to say I'm good. The old Taoist priest pouted.

"Master, since we're talking about women. I want to ask you: Have you never been married in your life, don't you want to have a woman by your side?" I asked curiously.

"Apprentice, if you inquire about the master's privacy, I won't tell you anything. The old Taoist priest said coldly.

"Don't tell me, I'm not trying to snoop on your privacy, I'm just trying to introduce you to an old woman. I explained.

"You... It's so funny that you want to introduce an old woman for you. Let me ask you: Do you have a wife?" the old Taoist priest asked.

"I... I don't have a wife. ”

"Since you don't have a wife yourself, why do you care about my business? If you have time and energy, go find a wife by yourself." The old Taoist priest snorted disdainfully, as if he looked down on me.

"Master, let me tell you: it's not that I can't find a wife, it's not that there is no girl chasing me, it's that I haven't found a suitable one. finally met someone who fell in love at first sight, but it was a female ghost. Alas, master, my life is really miserable. I said sadly.

"Apprentice, you don't have confidence in Miao Siyu's resurrection of the corpse?" the old Taoist priest asked.

"I'm confident, but I'm afraid I'll have to work hard for ten or eight years. I sighed and said faintly: "Master, I am so good to Ah Ju, I don't want to take over her unjust case, in this way, I have exactly three cases in my hands." ”

"Disciple, I'm afraid Aju's case is not easy to solve, think about it: when someone pushes him into the river, he drowns. Where are you going to find that guy? The old Taoist priest said.

I thought: Yes, Aju's case is indeed not easy to solve, but where to find a good case. Not only Ah Ju's case is not easy to solve, the case of the headless male corpse Liu Jian, and the case of the female hanging neck ghost Xiao Zao, which one is not foggy. However, no matter how difficult the case is, I also know that it is difficult to enter. Otherwise, how could Miao Siyu borrow the corpse to resurrect her soul.

"Alas, master, you know, I am deeply in love with Miao Siyu, and I have made up my mind: if it is not Miao Siyu, I will not marry. You said, I only have one way to Huashan now, and no matter how difficult Aju's case is, I have to gnaw on this hard bone. ”

"Okay, since you kid want to go all the way to the dark, master, I will fulfill you. If you need my help, just say that if I can do it, I will do my best. The old Taoist priest said.

"Master, I am so touched by what you say. If Miao Siyu wants to borrow the corpse to resurrect her soul, how can she leave your help. I said with emotion.

I rested with the old Taoist priest under the big locust tree for a while, and the old Taoist priest said, "Bury Ah Ju, let's go down the mountain." ”

"Buried in place?" I asked, puzzled.

"How can you deal with it if you don't bury it?" the old Taoist priest asked rhetorically. "Now, Ah Ju is already a shadow corpse, and it will not rot for thousands of years. When you find Aju's parents, move her back to her hometown, you can't be a lonely ghost forever. The old Taoist priest sighed.

I know that the old Taoist priest is cold on his face, but he is very hot in his heart, and he is a person with affection and righteousness.

On the way home, the old Taoist priest said quietly: "Disciple, I don't care about the ghost baby, you can do it yourself." ”

I nodded and said, "Master, with that gold ring, the ghost baby can't be disobedient if he wants to." Now, the ghost baby is already a turtle in an urn. ”

"Apprentice, what if the ghost baby doesn't recognize the gold ring and doesn't believe what you say?" the old Taoist priest reminded.

"Master, I've thought about it a long time ago. I took out a bottle from my pocket, shook it at the old Taoist priest, and said, "Master, look: I have a killer weapon for dealing with ghost babies." ”

The old Taoist priest took a look at it and scolded: "When did you kid become a three-handed, and even the master's things dare to steal." ”

I grinned and said, "Your black dog's blood is really good, spraying it on the ghost baby, and it hurts him to cry wolf." When I met the ghost baby, I took another mouthful of black dog blood in my mouth, and when I saw that the situation was not good, I sprayed it. ”

"You're more cautious now, okay. The old Taoist priest praised.

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At midnight that night, I carried the bottle of black dog blood, a peachwood sword, and a ghost-suppressing talisman on my body, and then came to a small secluded park.

I saw that there was silence all around, and there was no one around, so I took out Aju's gold ring from my pocket.

I shouted three times at the gold ring: "Wu'er!"

Suddenly, a cold wind blew, and I immediately got a lot of goosebumps on my body.

"Who called me?" a dark shadow pounced on me.

I was so frightened that I blocked it with a peachwood sword and shouted: "Aju's golden ring is here, ghost baby, you kneel down and listen to the training." ”

"Squeak......" the ghost baby called.