Chapter 4 The Obscene Monk Under the Mountain

"What the hell is going on?"

Li Daoyi was frightened and began to concentrate on recalling the image that had flashed in his mind just now. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Slowly, the things that happened to Li Daoer appeared in his mind one by one.

It turned out that Li Daoer went to the village under the mountain, and after buying roast chicken and flour, he went directly to Wu Dalang's house to buy roast cakes with the goods and the remaining money.

Unfortunately, Wu Dalang happened to go out, and there were no ready-made leftover baked cakes in the Wu family. The steward of Wu Dalang's family told Li Daoer that he would have to wait at least an hour before Dalang could come back. And because only Wu Dalang himself has mastered the core recipe of Wu's baked cakes, only when Wu Dalang comes back, can the Wu family start making baked cakes again.

Li Daoer took a bite of chicken legs, and said in his heart that it would not be easy for him to go down the mountain, so he simply waited for Wu Dalang to come back.

The Wu family is a famous family at the foot of Wudang Mountain. It's just that the samurai family did not become a prestigious family because of the powerful and celebrity, but because of the hot sales of Wu Dalang's baked cakes. I don't know what the top-secret recipe in Wu Dalang's baked cakes is, but it is certain that everyone will be addicted after eating Wu Dalang's baked cakes.

Therefore, Wu Dalang baked cakes have always been very popular within a radius of Wudang Mountain, and even became the noodle eaten at the imperial banquet in the palace for a time.

Of course, Li Daoyi can probably guess what the top-secret recipe in Wu Dalang's baked cakes is based on the knowledge of modern science. That is similar to the spices extracted from poppies, and the spices extracted from poppies are actually drugs.

The Wu family relied on Wu Dalang to make a lot of money, and built a considerable manor at the foot of Wudang Mountain. This manor is full of exotic flowers and plants, and some rockery lakes are shelved, in short, there are pavilions and pavilions everywhere, and the scenery is beautiful.

When Li Daoer was waiting for Wu Dalang to come back at the samurai family, he took a break in the samurai's manor when he had nothing to do.

Because Li Daoer had relied on charlatans to help Wu Dalang calculate his life several times before, and had seen the feng shui of the ancestral tomb several times, the relationship between Li Daoer and Wu Dalang was really good. It was also through this relationship that Li Daoer was able to play around in the samurai manor without being stopped by his family.

Unconsciously, Li Daoer wandered to the back house of the samurai manor. This back house is an occasion where the female relatives of the martial arts family live, and on weekdays, Li Daoer relies on his relationship with Wu Dalang, so he can't come in. Today, however, the situation is different.

This day happened to be the death day of Grandpa Wu Dalang. Therefore, Wu Dalang's daughter-in-law, Pan Qiaofeng, invited a group of monks to the ancestral mourning hall in the back house in the White Dragon Temple at the foot of Wudang Mountain. The relatives and neighbors who came to mourn and the monks who came and went created conditions for Li Daoer to enter the back house.

Li Daoer knew that after the monks had done the rituals, they would be able to receive some rewards. And so his greed arose. In order to get the reward money, Li Daoer's heart moved, and he told the ladies who were guarding outside the mourning hall that he would also do things, and he could enter the mourning hall to foil him.

Several younger women all refused, after all, there were monks inside, and if the Taoist priest was invited in, it felt that the scene was a little discordant. However, Wu Dalang's grandmother, who was still alive in her 100s, was kind-hearted and agreed to let Li Daoer also enter the mourning hall to do things.

After Li Daoer entered the mourning hall, he saw a group of monks sitting cross-legged in the mourning hall, all chanting something. He sat cross-legged at the back, muttering nonsense that he didn't even understand.

Just when most of the monks were burying their heads in reciting the "Lotus Sutra", one of the monks led by him and Pan Qiaofeng, who was kneeling under the tablet of the mourning hall, kept frowning and showing affection. No one else noticed this detail, but Li Daoer saw it all. ...,

Li Daoer secretly scolded this monk in his heart, and secretly wondered that he had a good relationship with Wu Dalang, if this pair of dog men and women really had an adulterous relationship, then he must help expose it.

After the monks had recited the Lotus Sutra 7,749 times, the ceremony ended.

Then, Wu Dalang's grandmother distributed the reward money and took many women to send the monks back to the temple. However, at this time, the monk at the head made an excuse that there was still one last procedure to complete, and only one monk was needed to complete the last procedure, so he was going to stay alone for a while.

Pan Qiaofeng also hurriedly made an excuse and said, "Grandma, I also want to stay." In this way, when Master Pei Hai needs help, he doesn't have to come out and call people anymore. ”

The old grandmother's mind was simple, where she thought so much, and immediately agreed. When the others said that they wanted to stay, they were all rejected by Monk Pei Hai on the grounds that there were too many people and it was not conducive to the rest of the old man underground.

At this moment, Li Daoer basically determined that the monk named Pei Hai had hooked up with Wu Dalang's daughter-in-law Pan Qiaofeng.

Taking advantage of the fact that everyone had not left and there was a lot of chaos, Li Daoer hurriedly hid behind a red brocade curtain in the mourning hall. He was going to wait until Monk Pei Hai and Pan Qiaofeng did that, and then rushed out directly and caught the rapist in bed!

After a while, only Pei Hai, Pan Qiaofeng, and Li Daoer who was hiding in the shadows were left.

Pei Hai's Sven Xiang just now was suddenly lost, and he ran to the door with an arrow step to insert the latch, and then ran back and hugged Pan Qiaofeng and kissed him.

Pei Hai and Pan Qiaofeng were also horny, so they didn't carefully check whether there were Tibetans in the mourning hall at all, so they couldn't help but hug each other.

Li Daoer saw that his words were as thick as a hard rod in the dark, and secretly said in his heart: Tsk, this monk is really bold, although I, Li Daoer, am already the most lustful among Taoist priests, but I only dare to go to the Qinglou and go to the bitch, where do I dare to hook up with a woman from a good family!

According to the laws of the Warring States Continent, adultery with a woman from a good family or rape of a married woman is a serious crime, and if you get it to the government, you should be charged with a capital crime! Therefore, Li Daoji, who was afraid of death, never dared to beat a married woman.

Pei Hai and Pan Qiaofeng's actions in the mourning hall became more and more derailed, and Li Daoer was so enthusiastic that he almost couldn't help but fight a pistol.

When Pei Hai took off Pan Qiaofeng's pants and took out his words and just wanted to insert them, Li Daoer shook his head suddenly, thinking that his original intention of hiding here was to catch the adulterer, not to peek at the sex.

So, Li Daoer took a breath, jumped out from behind the splendid curtain, pointed at Pei Hai and Pan Qiaofeng, and scolded: "You cowardly bald donkey! You dare to commit adultery with a woman from a good family, you should be asked for a capital crime! Pan Qiaofeng, if you seduce a monk, you have to be sentenced to confiscation at the lightest! And you actually cheated in front of the ancestor's tablet, after you die, just wait to go to hell!"

Pei Hai was startled when he heard Li Daoer's shout, and he almost fainted, and his strong words immediately withered.

Pan Qiaofeng's psychological quality is strong, and after she slowly lifted her pants, she helped Pei Hai, who was dizzy with fright, and then whispered a few times on Pei Hai's side.

After Pan Qiaofeng said a few words in Pei Hai's ear, a pair of eyes stared at Li Daoer viciously.

Li Daoer couldn't help but shudder in his heart.

At this time, Pei Hai actually cheered up, and then suddenly burst out with a powerful aura, pointing at Li Daoer and scolding: "You pickled Taoist! Secretly hiding in the mourning hall, and after everyone left, he actually wanted to rape Pan Niangzi." If it weren't for my monk Pei Hai to find out in time, I'm afraid that the reputation of Little Lady Pan would have been lost!"...,

Pan Qiaofeng immediately squeezed out her tears, and cried and said: "Woo woo! Master Pei, fortunately you are here, otherwise, the slave family will not be a man in this life!"

"Oh no! This pair of adulterers and adulteresses actually teamed up and bit me back!"

Li Daoer secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, and regretted his reckless behavior to the extreme. If this pair of sluts insist that they are hiding here and want to do that shameless thing, then they really can't wash themselves by jumping into the Yellow River!

"Li Daoer! Li Daoer! I didn't expect you to get into such trouble when you went down the mountain to buy a baked cake. Hey, what are you doing! Poor thing, my senior brother and junior brother are still starving and waiting for me in the mountains!"

Thinking of this, Li Daoer immediately accompanied a smiling face, as if he had changed a person, and said to Pei Hai: "Ha, I'm sorry." Monk, you continue to do your thing. I didn't see it, I didn't see anything..."

Pei Hai snorted coldly and said, "It's late!"

With that, Pei Hai slammed to the door, opened the latch of the door of the mourning hall, and shouted outside the door: "Arrest the rapist!

Pan Qiaofeng also immediately cried and hid behind Pei Hai.

When the family members of the martial arts family heard the shouting, they cheered up one by one, rushed into the mourning hall, and directly grabbed Li Daoer and tied him with a rope. Li Daoer was really at a loss at this time.

After Li Daoer was arrested, the people of the martial arts family immediately talked about it, saying that they had long seen that the sloppy Taoist was not a good thing. Wu Dalang's grandmother also immediately regretted letting Li Daoer enter the mourning hall in the first place.

After Wu Dalang came back, when he heard about it, he gritted his teeth with hatred, and said that he really knew people and faces, and immediately ordered Li Daoer to be sent to the government.

This is under the jurisdiction of Wudang County, and the mediocre Wudang County magistrate Li Yong listened to Pan Qiaofeng's words, and immediately interrogated Li Daoer with torture, and finally tortured Li Daoer into a trick, and put Li Daoer on death row.

At this time, Li Daoyi on Wudang Mountain already roughly knew the ins and outs of the matter, and he also received a prompt from the "head system", saying that his copper coin arithmetic had been upgraded to the second level, and he could restore what had happened in his mind in the form of a picture, and the number of days in which the copper coin arithmetic predicted the future was increased from three days to one week.

"Discover the side quest and rescue Lee Do-er. This task is a special case, and the executor can go down the mountain, but please return to Wudang Mountain within two weeks, otherwise it will be wiped out!

"Yes!"

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