Chapter Seventy-Six: Tricking the Big Black Dog
The big black dog rolled his eyes and said curtly: "Seeing that you are so weak and ignorant and idiotic human beings are so pitiful, the black master can barely solve your doubts." ”
Ah Le smiled again, didn't care about the big black dog's mean words, and asked, "Hei Ye, how high do you say Su Yi's realm is." “
The big black dog turned his head and glanced at Ah Le, "I guess you'll die just by looking at you." ”
Ah Le was surprised, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, "Damn, so violent." ”
"Weak chicken, don't think so much, it's the right thing to massage Hei Ye honestly. The big black dog sighed softly.
Ah Le pretended not to hear and continued to ask, "Why does Su Yi call you Heiye?"
The big black dog shook the dog's body, his hind limbs supported the ground, his forelimbs hung in the air, and a paw slapped Ah Le's head, and said angrily: "Why are there so many useless questions, Su Yi has called me Hei Ye since I was a child, is there anything to ask about this?" Of course, killing the big black dog will not tell him, Su Yi has always called it a small briquette, if this is to let Ah Le, a weak chicken, know, it is not to laugh at it.
The big black dog lay down on the ground and shook his head, "Don't continue." ”
Ah Le was not angry, sat down and continued to massage the big black dog. After a while, he asked, "What is the Void Chaos Beast?" Or are all the dogs on the neutron star called the Void Chaos Beast?" ”
The big black dog said angrily: "Shit, no, fart." A dog is a dog, and a Void Chaos Beast is a Void Chaos Beast, and the two are not the same species at all. ”
Ah Le defended: "You said before when I was in a state of confusion that our planet called you Void Chaos Beast the Black Dog. ”
The big black dog raised his paws, "Hehe! As he spoke, he bit Ah Le's buttocks.
"Oops", Ah Le jumped together and kicked the black dog's head, but the black dog didn't react at all, lying on the ground and said leisurely: "It's good to know that it hurts, don't be stubborn in the future." ”
Ah Le pointed at the big black dog and said angrily: "You.... You.... A gentleman does not get angry with a dog. ”
The big black dog took advantage of it, and he was in a very happy mood, so he naturally didn't care about Ah Le's disrespect. However, looking at Ah Le's pained expression, the big black dog replied, "Void Chaos Beasts can survive in the void. ”
Ah Le rubbed his buttocks, sat down and continued to ask: "Then why did Su Yi still build this small world, you can survive in the void, Su Yi can also survive in the void, you can't just run away in the first place, why do you want to fall on the earth to establish this small world?"
The big black dog replied proudly, "Because that's Sue." ”
Yes, because it's Sue, I don't want anyone to help, because it's Sui, I don't want to run away, everything doesn't make sense, but everything makes sense.
Ah Le asked again: "Since you have been with Su Yi for so many years, presumably you will also have some magical powers, right?" Ah Le said in his heart: Lao Tzu finally asked what he wanted to ask, you stupid dog!
"Hmm... The others won't, but they have learned some spiritual martial arts, you must know that you are greedy and never tired, and you can use it for life if you learn one of Su Yi's magical powers. The big black dog said slowly.
Originally, Ah Le thought that he had hugged his thigh, and with Su Yi's ability, this dead dog casually told himself some martial arts, so why worry about revenge. When the time comes, take out those enemies and take a look at them one by one, and everything will be solved. Although what the big black dog said was not as expected, at least it was not bad. The spiritual impact of the dusk is still remembered by Ah Le.
Ah Le moved his buttocks and took the initiative to press the big black dog, "Hei Ye, you also said that I am a weak, ignorant and idiotic human being, you see, isn't it... Ahem, teach me that spiritual martial art?" Ah Le thought to himself, if Lao Tzu learned that spiritual martial art, combined with the pupil technique to increase annihilation, and cultivated him for decades, then the entire continent would not be exclusive to me.
"This .....," the big black dog said hesitantly, "I'm afraid not." ”
When Ah Le heard this, he retracted his hands, moved his buttocks out, and looked at the big black dog coldly.
The big black dog asked in surprise, "Why didn't you press it?"
Ah Le said angrily: "Press your mother's head, look at your rudeness, Lao Tzu wants to stew you now." "Ah Le is indeed a little angry, Lao Tzu pressed from dusk to midnight, and now tell me no!
The big black dog's brain was a little spinning, it was fine just now, why did it suddenly look like he went crazy. "I'm not done yet, it's not impossible to teach you. ”
Ah Le's face changed suddenly, his buttocks moved back again, and he smiled and said, "Hei Ye, I have had sheep epilepsy since I was a child, do you know that sheep epilepsy? It's just that kind of coldness is like going crazy, and I can't control myself, it's really terrifying, what happened just now? Why did my mind suddenly go blank?"
The big black dog suddenly realized: "Ao, you just had a seizure of epilepsy, as if you were a different person." ”
Ah Le asked, "Then you didn't say anything strange, did you?"
The big black dog thought for a moment and said, "I did say some strange things. The big black dog looked at Ah Le pitifully and sympathized, this weak chicken and idiot are still sick.
"Hey!" Ah Le waved his hand and said, "This disease is really annoying, by the way, what did you say just now, Hei Ye, what is it not impossible to teach you?" Ah Le secretly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
"Yes, that's right. The big black dog found the most comfortable posture and continued: "As long as you serve the black master well, this spiritual martial art will be taught to you!"
Ah Le hurriedly pressed it up and asked, "How can I serve well?"
The big black dog said: "In short, you have to serve well." “
Ah Le's eyelids rolled, what is the difference between saying this and not saying it?
Ah Le asked tentatively: "Master Hei, the kid has a sunset city, why don't you take the pear orchard and go to the sunset city with me." When the time comes, what delicacies from the mountains and seas, the whole banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasty will be presented to you. Don't you like massages? Find dozens of beautiful women to take turns to give you massages, and if you have that kind of requirements, ahem, there are quite a few in Sunset City. ”
The big black dog listened to it in front of him with fascination, but when he heard the of Sunset City behind him, the big black dog said angrily: "Master Hei emphasizes again, Lao Tzu is a Void Chaos Beast. ”
Ah Le couldn't help nodding, "Yes, yes, the black master is a void chaos beast, the last one is removed, you see if the previous one is satisfied." ”
The big black dog's ears drooped and said, "Yes, yes, but I still want someone who is destined to take me back to the neutron star." ”
Ah Le persuaded: "Hei Ye, don't wait for anyone who is destined, that guy Su Yi may be afraid that you won't be able to think about it, and make up a reason to prevaricate you." Besides, the Neutron Star could be more fun than my Sunset City?"
The big black dog thinks about it, it's been hundreds of years, and the people haven't come yet. Finally, someone with a medal of courage came up, but he didn't have to wait for someone, maybe he should really follow the weak chicken to Sunset City.
(PS: Tingfeng is studying hard and has studied a lot of materials, so my little brother wants to add more colors to "Dark Night and Dawn", I hope you can support it, and see the progress of the day, thank you all the way.) In this focus, I would like to thank the monks and soy milk readers, thank you for accompanying you all the way, and silently supporting me along the way is the greatest encouragement for my little brother to write a book. Bow again and say sincerely, thank you!)