After being woken up by the alarm clock in the morning, I was hoping that today's weather was a legendary downpour. It's not that I like rainy days, although the girls who are drenched in the rain are indeed very eye-catching, but because today, some idle and boring guys will gather in droves, wearing cloaks, wearing hoods, holding gasoline and torches around, catching specific objects, and indiscriminately conducting human barbecue meetings, and then causing countless cups, tableware, and even everyone's favorite comedy shows, and finally let the raging holy flame burn all the heterosexuals in the world, or be collectively wiped out by flashbangs comparable to nuclear explosions, in order to avoid being involved in such a nonsensical daily life, it is better to hope that the rain will extinguish the torches in their hands。

Looking out the window at the cloudless blue sky, I knew it was impossible.

After washing up and getting dressed, I turned on my computer before heading out.

Valkyrie will monitor the situation around White Lotus and notify me as soon as he notices something wrong - this is the task I assigned to the AI girl, and she has nothing to do when she is idle all day anyway. But our Valkyrie was clearly (deliberately) mistaken, and her answer last night still brings tears to my eyes when I think about it.

"Don't worry, I'll take pictures of Bailian's Hazi Kashi for you to coerce and lure her to the unspoken rules. ”

Seriously, I can't imagine how AI can distinguish between what humans call "Hazi Kashi's lens" and understand what the unspoken rules mean, but when I think of so many loving things on the Internet, I finally decided to keep my mind calm.

In the first few years, the art ♂ skills of District 11 have sold well to the other world where they dare to use crowd tactics to challenge modern armies and Charizard likes to wreak havoc everywhere, so it's inevitable that we can't keep up with the rhythm here, right?

"Good morning, Valkyrie. While staring at the white lotus today, how about taking a look at any dangers around me?" I said to the three-headed glasses lady who appeared on the screen after the machine started. "The FFF Regiment is the largest organization in the universe, and there will be members of it no matter where they are, and I can only count on you today if you are sure to become their target. ”

"It doesn't matter, all you need to do is get a seductive picture of Emilina in a nightdress in exchange for freedom. ”

That's true, but are you sure I won't be surprised by the thunderous magical girl who found out about it?

If the girl finds out that I have secretly taken a photo, I will definitely die on the spot.

“...... Anyway, please for today. After wiping the cold sweat from my forehead, I managed to keep a calm expression and walked towards the door. "I'm out of the house. ”

Unexpectedly, when I came to the entrance of the dormitory building on the first floor, I found Liu Tao and Zhang Wenhao waiting there. And judging from the way they strode over as soon as they saw me, it seemed that the two of them were waiting for me.

I couldn't help but step forward and asked strangely, "What are you doing here, just go to the room and call me?"

Good friend (self-proclaimed) immediately shook his head categorically: "No, you will definitely run away immediately if you do that!" You must know that today is February 14th, as a loyal member of the FFF group, I can't tolerate your kid sitting on the chocolates given by many girls, and I will do everything possible to stop you if you kill people!"

Zhang Wenhao on the side stretched out his index finger and rubbed the tip of his nose with an embarrassed face, "Uh, what's that." I just got caught passing by. ”

Ignoring the true ancestor of the blood clan who played soy sauce, Xiao Xianghao. I looked straight at the burning Liu Tao: "Then your plan is to follow me all day today to stop the girl from giving me chocolates?"

"That's right!" "Good friend (self-proclaimed) clenched his fist and raised it high, looking even more burning, "I can't receive chocolate, you kid don't want to receive it, I'm done today to hurt others and myself!"

I was still thinking about how to deal with the cloak monster that might appear in front of me, but I didn't expect one to appear so soon. After a few seconds of silence, I decisively lowered my head and sighed and pressed my hand on Liu Tao's shoulder: "So that's the case." Honestly, I'm very bothered by this, so could you please stop?"

"Don't even think about it! The holy war we are waiting for will never be stopped, especially today! No matter how much you regret and beg for mercy, it is useless. On weekdays, you are destined to be burned at the stake if you wantonly show off your Zhou Yi of the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace to others around you...... Huh?"

I knew that you kid would make a tirade with affection, so I would hold you on the shoulder. Pushing back hard and completely unsuspecting can easily make you lose your center of gravity, and then we can take advantage of the opportunity to escape!Meow hahaha, at least I have plenty of experience in this kind of thing!

After all, after learning that Emilina lived in my house, I was not less "cared for" by the boys of Huiming High School.

Before Zhang Wenhao could react, when Liu Tao fell down with a stunned face, I had already rushed straight out of the door. Although there is no point in doing this, because I can't guarantee that Senior Sister Lan Yu and the others have arrived in the classroom first, at least I can get rid of Liu Tao temporarily, so as not to affect my mood and even luck throughout the day.

"Stop!" accompanied by an angry roar. Good friends (self-proclaimed) chased them out with a roll, but they still couldn't stand up and couldn't accelerate at all, "Today I definitely want to stop your kid's ambitions...... Holy!"

I thought that Liu Tao would give up, but I finally got angry after seeing that the other party was going to be stubborn, after all, I still made up my mind today and planned to find a chance to confess to Senior Sister Lan Yu, how could I be so inexplicably disturbed by him? The strange thing is that although I was annoyed, I still kept calm. He took out a bow and arrow from the bracelet and pinned an arrow to the vicinity of Liu Tao's right hand holding the ground.

"If you continue to pester, I will kill you. ”

These were completely subconscious actions, and by the time I reacted, the arrow had already been stuck on the steps of the door of the boys' dormitory. Looks like the body is acting before the brain makes a decision again, and it seems to be working well?

"Uh, I'm sorry. It was just a joke. Liu Tao desperately wiped the cold sweat on his head and said with palpitations, "Anyway, you don't need to be so angry, is it possible that you are really looking forward to a certain girl's chocolate today? ”

What Liu Tao said is right, I did inadvertently show my killing intent just now, and even I was sweating profusely and taken aback when I came back to my senses. Maybe the good friend (self-proclaimed) is a little outrageous today, but it's just a joke after all, why would I ......

Could it be that I've been affected by demonic seeds? Ahaha, how is that possible?

After chuckling and shaking my head to throw this unrealistic idea out of my mind, I put away my bow and arrows, waved my hand casually, turned around and continued to walk forward: "I just don't want to bother dealing with you kid when dealing with the FFF team, so I will give a stern warning." ”

"Where do you seem to be a warning, what about this arrow?"

"Of course, please help pull it out. If you pull it out, you'll become the King of the Forest Ranger. ”

"Is this a knockoff of a certain silly girl's special military treasure——!?

Ignoring Liu Tao, who was full of madness, I rushed to the teaching building by myself.

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There were already a lot of people in the classroom, but everyone was just chatting or reading books to each other, and there was not much difference from yesterday. However, it is no wonder that coming from all over the world is not enough to describe the students in this class, and it is more appropriate to use the words "from all over the world". If you are new to your place of life, how can a girl give chocolate to her?

So even if you realize that today is Valentine's Day, everyone is just talking about it as a common topic.

"Yo, stupid brother. Just when I walked into the classroom and came to the desk to put down my schoolbag, my baby sister Mengyun immediately walked over and threw a small box in front of me, "Here, this year's comfort chocolate." ”

It's also a blessing to receive my sister's chocolates every year, even though the box in my hand looks like a bargain that can be bought for just ten dollars — wait, because Valentine's Day is approaching and maybe the price has skyrocketed to twenty dollars?

Well, it's better than nothing.

"I said, dear little sister, can we stop emphasizing any 'comforting' things?" I didn't bother to see who else among the girls arrived in the classroom first, and immediately burst into tears and said, "This will make people think that your brother and I am very sad?"

When the little girl heard this, she raised her head with her hands in her arms and raised her head high, and said, "Ahem, that's what you want!"

For the sake of your chocolates, I won't have to hit your little head with a knife......

Seeing that someone was giving chocolate, everyone in the class immediately quieted down and looked at this side in unison, but after seeing that it was a brother and sister interaction, they immediately reverted to their original appearance, and I even heard muttering voices such as "What is it, it turned out to be a brother and sister".

It's not what you're looking forward to, I'm really sorry, didn't Tias mention in front of the class yesterday that I have a sister, and our sense of existence is really so Akalin?

After touching Mengyun's little head and successfully being bitten by her, I noticed that Lu Yin was also in the classroom as I saw my sister off, but the double ponytail didn't seem to be following closely behind to give away chocolates. In the face of my inquiring eyes, this girl turned her head to the other side, looking a little ......

Excuse me?

Speaking of which, although Lu Yin usually plays all kinds of teasing herself, everyone knows that she is coaxing and playing, and no one takes it seriously;

Can I get this girl's chocolate today?(To be continued......)