Chapter 181: Binding Immortals
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The Qiming Palace, which was very lively, gradually deserted.
Those who should go, those who should fly, each go back to his own home, and find his own mother, but Taishang Laojun stayed.
sat across the chessboard with Zhou Ru and played a game of tea.
Zhou Ru still likes such an elegant thing, it is much better than demonic play and crazy carnival.
Holding the white son in his hand, Zhou Ru is son fell, and said lightly: "Laojun, it's so late, if you don't go back to Doushi Palace, there must be something." ”
Taishang Laojun smiled, recited 'Immeasurable Tianzun', and the sunspot fell on the chessboard, and said in his vicissitudes of bass: "If you are a little friend, you are extraordinarily wise~"
Stop! Stop~ Every time this old guy praises himself, he is unlucky, and now he praises again, it seems that it is not a good thing.
"If you have something, just say it, don't make that useless set. ”
Taishang Laojun choked for a moment, and then laughed and said: "If it is a little friend, it is refreshing, in fact, it is not a big deal, but His Majesty privately asked Lao Dao to convey an order to Xiaoyou."
Order? Didn't the handsome old man already order me to take up the post of assistant envoy of the Sect Workshop in the afternoon in the Condensation Rose Garden? Now he has come to order again? Doesn't he regret it and want to remove me!
Damn! I'm not happy if I do that.
Before I took office, I was removed from my post and treated me like a monkey~
The corners of Zhou Ru's mouth twitched, his eyebrows raised, he glanced at Taishang Laojun, and said, "Good thing or bad thing?"
Is it a good thing or a bad thing? How should this be said? Say it is good or not, say it is bad or not, Taishang Laojun's face trembled, his brows furrowed, and he analyzed the quality of the order like a Shar Pei dog, and did not answer Zhou Rus for a while.
His constipated expression made Zhou Ru feel a sigh in his heart, and his mood turned cloudy, and it was about to rain heavily.
It's not good to talk about it? I won't really want to remove me, handsome old man~ Ahh
Zhou Ru is very sad and angry, if her cultivation is high enough, she will definitely strip the handsome guy naked, take nude photos, and blackmail him fiercely.
After hesitating for a long time, he didn't analyze the quality of the order, so Taishang Laojun simply threw this order to Zhou Rusi, "Your Majesty means, Xiaoyou, you don't have to go to the Teaching Workshop Division to serve." ”
Damn, it's really dismissal, you guys are so impersonal and shameless to do this~
Zhou Ru was just about to roll up his sleeves and question Taishang Laojun, but Taishang Laojun's next sentence instantly extinguished the resentment and anger in his heart.
"Your Majesty wants you to take Xuanwu Academy as the object of reform, try to transform it first, and see the results, so, Xiaoyou, you won't need the academy in the future-Longji Island-Qiming Palace, run back and forth in three places!"
Zhou Ruyi: Embarrassment!
Do you have the heart of a villain with the belly of a gentleman? It's embarrassing to say~
Wiping the sweat from his head, Zhou Ru laughed twice and said, "In this way, I don't have to go to the Teaching Department of Longji Island to report." ”
"Well, it stands to reason that it is. ”
Ha~ This is a good thing, don't go to the poor ravines to play in the mud, you can also work in the academy, and fall in love with my dear Ling'er wife, this is to cool the rhythm of heaven.
Belch...... But I just promised Fairy Chang'e to hand over love poems and black boxes to Hou Yi Dana, and this time I don't work in the same office with Hou Yi Dana, and I also handed over a fart~
Why don't you find an excuse and return the love poems and black boxes to Chang'e?
Zhou Ru frowned and thought about this possibility, and couldn't help but shudder.
Just now Chang'e used a spell to pose several shameful poses, click~click~ a random shot, and now he is returning the black box and love poems to Chang'e in Baba, isn't this a stupid hard hit on the muzzle of the gun~
Hehe~ When the time comes, it's strange that Chang'e doesn't cramp and peel her skin.
However, this is not transferred, but pressed on oneself, no matter how you say it, it is not like that, and it is difficult to do it now.
Headache, headache~ If only Hou Yi Dana could work with him~
Huh?
Wouldn't it be nice to transfer Hou Yi Dana over and accompany him to Xuanwu Academy~
Zhou Ruyi, you can't be too witty!
silently gave himself six hundred and sixty-six likes in his heart.
Zhou Ru smiled, rubbed his hands, and looked at Taishang Laojun, his eyes were hot~
"Ahem, Lao Jun, Your Majesty's order is really clever, but I have a request, I hope you can convey it to Your Majesty. ”
Huh? There are still requirements?" but Lao Dao reminds you in advance, don't make too many demands, otherwise Lao Dao will not dare to guarantee that His Majesty will agree. ”
"Rest assured, it's never too much to ask. ”
Zhou Ru held the white piece in his hand and buckled it on the chessboard, and said, "Is there a blessing envoy named Hou Yi in the Jiaofang Division?"
"Well, there is such one. ”
Taishang Laojun took a sip of tea, pursed his lips, and nodded.
"Then can you ask Your Majesty to help transfer him to my side as an assistant?"
Full of anticipation, Zhou Ruye's eyes were very bright, and he definitely felt that this plan was very good.
And then the eggs.
Taishang Laojun ruthlessly vetoed Zhou Ruye's plan.
"Why not?"
"There's no why, it's okay to transfer other blessing envoys, but Hou Yi can't!"
Belch.....
What's going on? What mistake did Hou Yida make when he got to the bottom, just because he fell in love with Chang'e, he was punished to Longji Island, and he was never allowed to leave?
That's too ruthless, isn't it?
Zhou Ru was stunned and puzzled, and the two eyeballs turned upward, and the meaning was obvious-please tell me the reason, otherwise I would be curious to death~
didn't let Zhou Ru wait long, Taishang Laojun sighed lightly, and told Hou Yi why he couldn't leave Longji Island and go to Xuanwu Academy to act as Zhou Ruyi's assistant.
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It's a very painful story.
When Hou Yi came, he was an ugly duckling, and because he fell in love with the beautiful white swan - Chang'e, he was strongly opposed by Chang'e's parents.
If this Chang'e's parents were ordinary immortals, it would be fine, but the key is that they are not.
One is the big boss of the Central Heavenly Court, the handsome old man Jade Emperor, and the other is the strong woman who leads countless female officials in the Heavenly Court, the Queen Mother.
(ps: The Jade Emperor is Chang'e's aunt, and the Queen Mother is the legendary Chang'e's aunt~)
Because Chang'e's parents died when she was a child and died tragically under the catastrophe, the queen mother loved this niece very much.
bent on wanting her to marry a rich and handsome.
But Chang'e didn't let the queen mother worry, she just fell in love with Hou Yi, a poor dick.
This made the Queen Mother angry, and in a fit of anger, she picked up the Jade Emperor and flattened Houyi to Longji Island, acting as a small blessing envoy.
was flattened, and it wasn't over, the queen mother also personally imposed a ban on Hou Yi.
This prohibition also has a very bullish name, what is called "binding immortal ban".
This "Binding Immortal Forbidden" firmly trapped Hou Yi's divine soul inside, and if he wanted to leave Longji Island and regain his freedom, he had to break through the nine-layer imprisonment of the "Binding Immortal Forbidden".
It's just that how can these nine layers of imprisonment be so easy to rush, and it is basically delusional if there are no eight thousand years.
It can be seen from this how determined the Queen Mother was to prevent Chang'e and Hou Yi from meeting.
Now if you want Taishang Laojun to ask the handsome guy to release Houyi and assign it to Zhou Ru is assistant, it is undoubtedly slapping ~ slapping the queen mother's face~
Who would do such a thankless thing? Surely no one would dare.
Besides, even if the Jade Emperor is moved, does the Jade Emperor dare to guarantee that he can say that the Queen Mother can be moved?
You must know that on the issue of children's marriage, the mother-in-law is the backbone of the family, if she does not agree, the father-in-law is not good at kneeling on the washboard.
"Ahem, therefore, if it's a little friend, you better change someone. ”
The stakes and the reasons for the matter are clarified one by one.
Zhou Ru quickly understood the current situation, and his idea of letting Hou Yida take him to his side as a little secretary was almost shattered.
With the ultimate boss of the Queen Mother, Hou Yi Dana and Fairy Chang'e feel that they are really ill-fated and have a bleak future~
However, what should be fought for is still to be fought for.
Fairy Chang'e's 3,000-year-old grievances are in her own eyes, and the sorrow and longing are not only 3,000, but 300,000.
It's really tragic that a lover is difficult to become a family, Zhou Ru instinctively doesn't like it, because he loves to watch comedy the most, don't all comedy romance films end with a lover finally becoming a family.
So, Fairy Chang'e, Hou Yi Dana, the kid decided to help you, as for whether you can help or not, then it's up to fate.
Taking a deep breath and silently making a decision, Zhou Ru looked up at the pleat-faced Taishang Laojun, and asked a very serious question: "If Hou Yi successfully escapes from the 'Bundle of Immortal Forbidden', will there be hope when he asks His Majesty for an order?"
Taishang Laojun pinched his chin and frowned, thought for a while, and said: "When the Queen Mother gave Hou Yi this 'bundle of immortal forbiddenness', Lao Dao was also present, I really wanted to hear her say 'If you can break through the bundle of immortal bans, I will give you a chance' or something, but it is unlikely, 'bundle immortal ban' is too difficult for Hou Yi's stunned person." ”
"If you can break through the ban on binding immortals, I'll give you a chance"? This sentence seems to be a joke, and if you want Hou Yida to get a breakthrough to be a little secretary by her side, it seems that you have to start with this Laoshizi's 'binding immortal ban'.
His eyes lit up, Zhou Ru clenched his fists, raised his head, and looked at Taishang Laojun with a firm look, word by word, and said sonorously: "Laojun, if I help Hou Yi break through the 'Bundle of Immortals', I will ask you to help me say in front of the Queen Mother, okay?"
Ha?~ You helped Hou Yi break through the 'ban on tying immortals'? If you are a little friend, is your brain in water?
Taishang Laojun's folded face twitched fiercely, and his face was confused~