Chapter 20 Erqi Wenqu
Zhou Ruye's stinky shoes did not hit Li Jing's front door. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
But Zhou Ruye's sentence "I greet your mother" made the immortals present stunned.
What the hell is Mom? I don't know, the immortals looked at each other, and their eyes made eye contact with each other, and they were a little confused by the new word 'Mom'.
"Ahemγγγγγγ Brother Xian, who is my mother? I don't seem to have such a person in my family. β
Li Jing instinctively felt that Zhou Ruyi's words were not a good thing, he frowned and stroked his beard, very puzzled in his heart.
The other immortals, including the Queen Mother and Lao Jun, all listened with pricked ears, and they didn't understand what this word that was reborn in the Heavenly Court meant.
However, Wenqu Xingjun pouted, he didn't care about these things, his heart was full of anger and hatred now, and his eyes when he looked at Zhou Ruye had turned red, like a vicious wolf, he could pounce on it at any time and tear this scum from the mortal world into pieces, so that he would never be reincarnated.
"Uhγγγγγ Mommyγγγγγγ How can this be explained?"
Zhou Ru scratched his head, a little headache.
Look at my stinky temper, I will burst into foul language when I am angry, if I directly find out the specific meaning of my mother to Li Jing, he will not kill me in minutes.
What's more, there are so many immortals present, if they know that buddies scold people at every turn, how can they be teachers, how can they teach students, and how can they gain a foothold in the heavenly court.
Oh! No, they must not know the true meaning of their mother!
But how do you explain it?
Anxious, headaches, mom, momγγγγγγ Teach me.
Pious prayer, brain-racking thinking.
There you have it.
"The old mother is an old horse, I especially envy the thousand-mile horse in Brother Li's house, and I really want to see Brother Li's horse, presumably the horse must be extraordinary, extraordinary, graceful, jade tree in the wind, handsome and handsomeγγγγγγγ β
Ah, phew, isn't that a description of people, yes, no matter, let's fool around first.
Zhou Ru was boastful, his mouth was like a river, and he was envious of Li Jing's ability to have a divine horse, and at the same time praised him very much, deeply expressing his yearning for the divine horse, and he felt sorry for each other, and regretted that he hated being lateγγγγγγ
The spittle stars are flying, the speed of speech is supersonic, Zhou Ru is performing hard and emotionally, and he is extremely exaggeratedγγγγγγ Belch...... Stinky and shameless.
The Queen Mother quietly raised an eyebrow.
Taishang Laojun closed his old eyes and said, "Unscrupulous Tianzun".
Wenqu Xingjun gritted his teeth.
Li Jing is full of black lines.
The other immortals present were all stunned, and they opened their mouths dumbfounded, stunned, stunned, stunned, and most stunned!
"Ahh
A sneeze sounded, and finally someone couldn't help it.
Zhou Ruyi's performance came to an abrupt end, and he looked at the source of the sneeze in a daze, but saw Li Jing with a black bag on his head, a gloomy face, and a hateful glaring at Zhou Ruyi, with a pair of palms constantly changing shapes, as if he was about to pinch his sword and stab someone to death.
"Brother Xian, there are no horses in Li's house. β
Belch...... Time stands still, the scene is silent, and the pins are audible.
Li Jing's front teeth were stuck outside, shining, a pair of old faces flushed, and he sighed.
"Ughγγγγγγ Hehe...... I was speechlessγγγγγγγ β
"Maybe I'm wrong!"
Zhou Ru was very embarrassed, well, the kind of embarrassment that wanted to die, if there was a crack in the ground, he immediately got in, dug up the soil, plugged the crack, and suffocated himself to death.
"Hmph! Sharp teeth, clever tongue, really embarrassing!"
Uh, who the are you scolding?
When Zhou Ru heard this, he squinted his eyes and looked angrily at the person who spoke.
Immediately "swooped" his throat and straightened his waist.
Who should I be, hey, it turned out to be Wenqu Xingjun's old man, and he came to find his buddy's stubble again when he was idle.
Damn, buddy, you have a face, although the buddy is embarrassed, although it is embarrassing, but it is not your turn to teach the old boy a lesson, Li Jing scolds the buddy, it is a buddy's loss, but what are you! Lao Tzu is your father or your grandfather, what's wrong with you.
Zhou Ru was very angry, and the consequences were very serious, he stretched out his finger and poked Wenqu Xingjun in front of all the immortals, and shouted: "Your subordinates are defeated, what advice do you have!"
The tone of his speech was very disdainful, his expression was very arrogant, and his actions were very hooligan, Zhou Ru was quite satisfied with his series of actions, and he had the momentum of Zhang Yide Changbanpo angrily retreating from Cao Jun.
"Commander?"
"Wow, the old man is going to eat you raw. β
Damn, the old boy's eyes turned red and yellow, the hungry wolf, turned into a tiger, and took the tiger down the mountain, and pounced fiercely towards the buddy, aha, do you want a buddy.
But buddies have always been clean, like women, and don't engage in homosexuality.
Wenqu Xingjun pinched the thunder duel in his hand and raised his fist to kill, and the domineering fist burst with thunder and lightning, and attacked in front of Zhou Ruye in an instant.
Seeing that his fist was about to explode this damn mortal ant, Wenqu Xingjun's heart hesitated, his right fist was bombarding, but Long's left hand in his sleeve was quietly pointing like a sword, and the sword was like a poisonous snake spitting letters.
His mind has been guarding against Taishang Laojun, once Taishang Laojun protects Zhou Ruis and blocks his fist, then the left-handed sword he hides in the shadows can take advantage of his unpreparedness, successfully sneak attack, and destroy this scum.
But, Nani, this fist is about to smash this chirp to death, how can you still be in the presence of the old god to read your immeasurable Tianzun.
Wenqu Xingjun was depressed and wanted to vomit blood, he had a feeling in his heart that he thought the plan had succeeded but it didn't come in handy, it was very much a snake - this is an extra move!
"Oh, it's good, don't stop it, it's the meaning of this seat, the wild seed from the mortal world, come to life, I hope you don't go against this seat in the next life, oh, no, you will never have the next life!"
Wenqu Xingjun smiled darkly, his expression was very hideous.
The baby said that he was scared, and it was time to test whether you were strong or not.
Zhou Ru patted his chest, and the earthy yellow light shone brightly, piercing people's eyes.
Wenqu Xingjun's eyes narrowed, his heart was not good, he immediately accelerated, and his fist smashed up by a millimeter.
"Hmph!
"Ahaγγγγγγ Is it that the baby is so scared, the baby is going home, is the baby dead?"
Spinning slightly, the earthy yellow jar covered Zhou Rushi, and by a fraction of a millimeter, it narrowly blocked Wenqu Xingjun and protected Zhou Rushi.
When the light of the earth yellow dissipated, Wenqu Xingjun saw the scene where his fist smashed on the broken jar, a mouthful of old blood bloomed like a fountain, and blood beads flew in the air, extremely beautiful, but so cold.
"Master!"
"Wenqu!"
"Old friend!"
"Shangxian!"
In an exclamation, Wenqu Xingjun's body fell weakly in mid-air like a fallen leaf in the autumn wind, and blood covered his robe.