Zhu 3 picked up the branch and gave a gift to Meihong, but was beaten

The nerd sighed a little, so lonely————

After having lunch at the barnyard house, Wenwen hurried away, in her words, the reporter's intuition showed that there was news.

And feeling interesting, Cuixiang also left, which is really ...... What about the ghosts who do what they want.

Grandma Mei stayed in the barnyard house for a while, so when she gave Mei Hong a gift, she was left alone with the nerd.

When he came, he was alone, but when he left, he was also alone. But it's a little lonely.

"Anyway, I'm not so afraid of lonely people, where is Mei Hong. ”

Speaking of which,Sister Hong seems to have been assigned to a house in the human world.,Although there is also her own wooden house in the bamboo forest.,But it's also a lot more convenient to live in the human world.。

According to what Aqiu is referring to, it seems to be in this direction.

"Sister Hong...... I've come to see you. ”

When I opened the door, I saw a white, red-eyed girl wearing red pants and bandaging her somewhat bulging breasts.

“......”

The nerd closed the door and pinched his forehead, reflecting on the fact that he should have knocked on the door before pushing it open, and if he had knocked first, he probably wouldn't have bumped into such a thing.

Rumble!

Accompanied by flames and explosions, the wooden door smashed directly on the nerd, smashing the nerd to the ground, and out of the smoking house came out of the girl who flashed a touch of shyness and immediately blackened.

"Oh, isn't this my friend, on behalf of me...... What last words to say. ”

The tone changed suddenly, and Mei Hong continued. "I'm sad oh to deal with my best friend with my own hands. ”

"Then don't solve it, so sad. ”

The nerd covered the bleeding wound with his left hand, anyway, with his monster body, the self-healing power was very amazing, and after a while, the wound healed.

However, the dust on the body and the already messy head could not be recovered.

"Hey, it's a mess, I'll be scolded by Miskie when I go back. ”......

The nerd's clothes are basically washed by the little devil, Miskey and the big goblin, and as for the nerd's underwear, it is the nerd who washes it himself.

After all, it is always inconvenient for girls to wash their underwear, although the big monster, the little devil and Miskie are very excited to ask him to wash his underwear.

But the instinctive nerd definitely avoided this kind of thing, in order to avoid the mysterious disappearance of his underwear or something, in addition, he had a hunch......

That is, washing and washing, my pure and pure boxer shorts will be replaced with women's underwear......

The nerd suddenly covered his face with his hands, feeling a little stressed, and suddenly remembered such a future, it seems that he has really been under too much pressure recently.

The nerd scramble, and the thousands of hungry female youkai-

Hum. It's just a miscellaneous fish, and he's already a big monster, so he will definitely not be afraid.

The nerd didn't notice his trembling feet when he was self-defeating.

Seeing that the nerd ignored herself, Mei Hong took a breath and punched down.

"If you ignore my words again, I'll beat you!!"

After punching the nerd four or five meters away, and letting the nerd land smoothly in a 720-degree backflip in the air, the nerd responded in embarrassment. "It's usually said before the beating. ”

Mei Hong shook her head and said. "It's usually said after a beating!"

"Whatever you think about it, it's before you get beaten!" shouted the nerd.

"Okay, say before you beat me, then, on behalf of you, if you ignore my words, I will beat you!"

"Don't worry, it won't ...... Ah......h

Before the nerd could finish speaking, Mei Hong's strong right hook hit the nerd's face, and then the nerd flew upside down for four or five meters and landed on the ground with a sideways roll of 1,300 degrees. "Hey, I didn't ignore you!!!

"Didn't you say that, before the beating. ”

"Eh!!Are you really going to be beaten!!Did you say it before? The nerd was a little depressed, hugging his cheeks, and the red fist just now was a little stronger.

"Forget it, no kidding, sister Hong, I'm here to give you a gift. ”

Whoa————

It was bleeding, and sure enough, the nose was bleeding.

Why is it that every time a gift is mentioned, someone bleeds?

The nerd's eyes widened......

And Mei Hong's brain supplement theater......

......

......

December 25 (the time in Oriental Pale Legend Gensokyo is the beginning of August)

Santa Claus gives gifts to good children at Christmas......

The nerd wears Santa's red, blood-stained outfit and a beard made from polar bear fur.

Tied the red fruit with a red ribbon on the white white Huiyin.

Sister Hong's nosebleed...... It flowed out with a bang.

At this moment, her mind began to spin.

Send such a Huiyin over, Huiyin was originally a red fruit.

The nerd sent such a huiyin over......

That is to say, the nerd took off Huiyin, and then put a red ribbon on Huiyin.

No...... Push forward a little bit of time............

Nerds as males, males belong to the kind of creatures that are in love for 365 days a year except for February 29, so if you take off Huiyin, what kind of choice will the nerd as a male have?

- Question. What would you do if Kamihakuzawa Huiyin was taken off by you in front of you......

Mei Hong's answer is - pounce on it.

So what do nerds do?

- Something that pounced

- Eating her thing

- h off her business

- Do sexually charged things

- Do nasty things

- All of the above

......

......

"In other words, 'Lao Tzu''s friend!!'s 'woman' of 'Lao Tzu' has taken action!!"

Under the nerd's inexplicable gaze, Meihong took a step on the ground, then turned around and hit the nerd's shoulder.

Then a light punch, a heavy punch, then a jump, a heavy leg, and then landed in front of the nerd again.

Poisonous bites→ barren bites→ poisonous bites→ barren bites→ poisonous bites→ weigh seven picks and five styles to change → big snake nagi......

On Mei Hong's right index finger, a cluster of flames ignited directly, and in front of the nerd's wide-eyed eyes, the flames came from the surface.

"Return the 'woman' festival of 'Lao Tzu'!!"

"Inexplicable!!"

The nerd's right hand propped up the barrier, desperately resisting the invasion of the flames, because of the hasty defense, the barrier immediately shattered, and the flames engulfed the nerd......

......

......

Anyway, the nerd hangs up, and the book is over - just kidding, anyway, there are really bad enough nerds, nerds - they won't be possessed by the god of decay.

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