0026 Original jokes
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The ambiguous atmosphere is like the smell of a century-old perfume, filling the air in the small room.
Xie Tianai held Anna's delicate face, and put her cherry mouth on the side.
"No...... Not...... Hmmm......"
Anna's eyes widened, as bright as the North Star at night, and there was disbelief in her eyes......
God love her......
My first kiss was taken away by love!!
Anna is super hot, her lips are itchy, and her tongue is hateful, she ...... Shame on people, does her tongue still want to go deep into other people's mouths?
Anna's blushing cheeks can drip water!
The shyness, unspeakable sense of astonishment made Anna close her eyes and forcefully pushed away Xie Tianai, who took the initiative to unfold the wall dong magic skill.
Xie Tianai felt a strong force, and his body fell backwards uncontrollably, touching the edge of the bed, and his body fell on it.
"Phew!"
Anna got up, and the chair under the **** lay on the ground "helplessly".
"Thank you, God, love!"
"You're drunk, give me my first kiss!"
Anna pressed on Xie Tianai's body/, and pressed Xie Tianai's hands with both hands, and the strange posture of the two was frozen.
"You're still laughing!"
Anna lay on her side, the small bed cramped.
Xie Tianai leaned sideways, supported his head with his arms, and said with a smile: "Sister Na, sweet." ”
"Go, you're nervous!"
Anna thought about it, and was embarrassed to ask, she had known Xie Tianai for a few years, why didn't she notice that she was ......
Shame on you!
Anna touched her face, it was piping hot.
Getting up, she ran out of the room.
Xie Tianai sat up and laughed dryly.
"Host, your strong wall knock has worked. Objective: Anna's heart could not be calmed for a short time.
Seize the opportunity and capture the target's heart in one fell swoop!"
Xie Tianai pursed her lips, Anna couldn't escape the palm of her hand, and now, she had to solve the golden-eared rabbit who kept shouting and dared to use her as a stepping stone.
Picking up the chair, thank Tianai sitting down at the computer.
A few minutes ago, Anna used her account nickname: Tianai fought back, and the paleness of her words caused a lot of doubts.
After a brief tour, the cause and effect are clear in Xie Tian's love, and the photos of drinking draft beer were unintentionally posted on the Internet by netizens, which has a follow-up wonderful.
It's even more attractive than the plot of a bloody movie!
Xie Tianai touched Qiong's nose and muttered, "Golden-eared rabbit, what a scheming."
You want to step on me and thank Tianai to get out of the position, so are you ready to be counterattacked by me?"
Anna maintains her image with real care, but she doesn't know the truth that the Internet is as deep as the sea.
Sometimes, a deliberate counterattack will not have any effect.
It's like the quote Anna just published: "Long live being single, I'm fine!".
The rebuttal is too pale, so it provokes a group of idle eggs, trolls' comments.
"Anchor Tianai, you're not drunk, I know!"
"It's a big deal, the anchor Tianai's account has been stolen!"
"Single? I believe it's weird!"
"If the anchor is not drunk, the sow will go up the tree!"
Joining in the fun is not afraid of big things, thank Tianai used his brain, took out a piece of paper and a pen and put them on the table.
The second shot function of the micro/blog platform is opened.
Xie Tianai turned the pencil and smiled lightly at the camera: "The long night is a long night without intention, tell everyone a joke." ”
"A long, long time ago, a golden-eared rabbit asked the Zen master: "The animals in the forest are scolding me, I am very distressed now, what should I do?" The Zen master was silent, and silently drew a picture on the ground with his fingers, and the golden-eared rabbit had an epiphany after seeing it: "You mean to let me find some dry firewood?" The Zen master smiled slightly and scolded secretly: "! Because you see fire!!"
Xie Tianai on the white paper, used a pencil to simply outline the appearance of the flames, held the white paper in both hands, and smiled at the camera: "Original jokes, please pay attention to whether they sound good or not!"
"Why should I pay attention to it? I don't want to!"
"Then I'm going to tell you secretly, this joke is not good, and the next one is guaranteed to be good!"
Xie Tianai waved at the camera and blinked a pair of big eyes, "Good night, good dreams!"
Seconds' videos are very short, only a few minutes long.
When Xie Tianai released it, he took the initiative to nickname: Golden-eared Rabbit, and he didn't shy away from coming to a counterattack!
The number of followers of the anchor Tianai has already exceeded more than 300,000, and it has been opened for less than seven days, but the number of followers has already made many people red.
After following, click on Special Attention, so that as long as the person you follow posts information, you can get the first reminder.
The night was long, and very few netizens who paid attention to Xie Tianai were not online, and the video she took in seconds was clicked on by too many people for the first time.
Netizens were once again counterattacked by Xie Tianai's wit, and they were speechless, in addition to admiration or admiration.
The number of comments on the video exceeded more than 200,000 times at a heart-pounding rate.
Netizens who have watched the video have not forgotten to take the initiative to take the initiative to have golden ears rabbits, and there are inquiries and instructions, you must watch it!
When Wang Xiaofei learned that the anchor Tianai was maliciously attacked, the situation had already happened, and after Xie Tianai's second video was released, he had just gone online.
After watching it, Wang Xiaofei laughed out loud, and did not forget to say when he forwarded it: "Principal Wang, the most cokely joke of the year so far, don't miss it!"
He got to know President Wang and other members of the "Prince Club".
Where there is excitement, there is "Principal Wang" who is worried about doing it, he replied to Wang Xiaofei and thanked Tianai.
"Ma Rong is a very good girl, and her appearance and temperament are very good. ”
Xie Tianai received the news, and was amazed after reading it, it was worthy of Principal Wang, and even the real name of the golden-eared rabbit was clear.
It's the rhythm of preparing for doxing!
Wang Xiaofei, who rarely publishes news, replied in seconds after Principal Wang commented: "Principal Wang, is she your student?"
Principal Wang replied in seconds: "Don't make trouble!"
The two simply communicated in the air, and the amount of information was so huge that netizens couldn't keep up.
But soon, the detailed news of the golden-eared rabbit was picked up by powerful and magical netizens.
The anchor Tianai and the golden-eared rabbit did not move, making this inexplicable "war" in a state of truce.
The heat of the discussion faded away.
Tonight, I have to admit that the biggest harvest is the golden-eared rabbit, and her number of followers has skyrocketed from more than 20,000 to 140,000.
Under each piece of information, the increase in comments has decreased, and there is no smoke and no passion.
The netizens who joined in the fun were bored, and how could they stay to amuse themselves.
A farce has attracted attention from all sides, and Sufala is one of the witnesses.
From beginning to end, she didn't say anything, she didn't make any remarks, and even her colleagues and friends around her didn't know that she would play Weibo/blog.
Sufara, who was distracting on the Internet, accidentally saw netizens talking about the anchor Tianai, and the ghost sent her to think of the girl who loved to laugh during the day.
clicked into the main page of the anchor Tianai, and her suspicions and guesses were verified on the photo.
The anchor Tianai and the laughing girl she saw turned out to be the same person!
The world is so small!
Sufala logged in to a chat app, and there was only one person in the friend list, and his nickname read: Discolored
The discolored avatar was offline, and Sufala Point developed a message: "Honey, hurry back!"
Didi!
"Sister Farah, what's wrong?"
The sound of Didi sounded, the avatar was offline, but the information was replied in seconds, which was originally contradictory, but it really happened.
Sufara: "The more detailed the information of Tianai, the more detailed the better, how long can it be given to me?"
Colorless: "Anchor Tianai, she can attract Sister Farah's attention, I'm curious!"
Sufala: "Wait for you for an hour!"
Discolored: "Sister Farah is so annoying, it's just ordinary people's information, give me ten minutes!"
Sufala stared at the dull avatar, and the corners of her mouth showed a rare hint of surprise.
She's obviously locked up there......