97. Chapter 97: It turned out to be a limited edition
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Dad said in an indifferent tone: "This is the Thousand Illusions Mask of the Daomen, which can change the face into the appearance that the wearer wants at will. β
Ahaha, that's so much fun!
So what if I put it on and want to conjure up another version of myself?
Dad said, "Of course, but are you sure you're going to do this stupid thing that makes people laugh out of their teeth?"
Uh, really! I'm pig-headed again.
ββIt's already my own face on the skin, and when I take off the mask, it's still me.
I can't help but be stupidly naked.
Dad also said that in fact, this illusion mask can only change the face, not the body shape at the same time, otherwise there are more and more people in this world who are fake and real, so how can it be done!
"Alas, how could Daomen come up with such flashy little toys!" Dad complained, looking distressed and hating iron but not steel.
I said, "It's not always flashy, I think this thing is very useful to my mother." β
Dad also reacted immediately: "That's true, but how did the Daomen know that your mother could use this mask?"
I was also shocked when I heard this, yes, where did Uncle Xuanzhen get this news?
It shouldn't be revealed by Wang Xinmei! It shouldn't be possible, I don't think Wang Xinmei is the kind of person who likes to spread gossip.
In the end, my father said, no matter what it is, since it is a meeting gift, then just use it casually.
Anyway, we have to pay energy to help her, which is called not owing each other and having a clear conscience!
Dad said again: "However, not everyone can get the Thousand Illusion Mask, boy, you don't have much contact with that little Song girl, and you don't have a deep friendship, but you have this mask, your kid's face is really not small!"
I'm busy telling my dad to stop joking! This is obviously a meeting gift from Uncle Xuanzhen, what does this have to do with the size of my face?
Dad laughed: "Don't you think it's strange that you saw me and gave a gift to your mother?"
Cough...... Very speechless. Could it be that Dad is actually eating Mom's vinegar?
My dad and I are still here to discuss and analyze.
But the steamed buns are waiting impatiently!
This is very normal: the little baby, I have long been very enthusiastic about this fresh play that can move at will and change the shape at will!
So in the process of my father's enthusiastic communication, she simply went directly to my mother to play coquettishly, and wanted to wear a mask and have fun.
"Mom - let me wear it, just wear it, okay, okay?"
turned out that her mother really favored her the most, so she asked her father to come over and take off the mask and put on the steamed buns.
What my mother means is that adults shouldn't compete with children for things, anyway, this is given by others, and they don't show up, plus steamed buns like it so much......
Well, the reason is enough! Then give the mask to the steamed bun as a toy and make her happy!
When the steamed buns heard it, they were overjoyed! They suddenly pounced and hugged their mother's neck to a warm "chicken pecking rice." β
My mother's decision is indispensable, it's all a family, and whoever wears the mask is not it.
But I peeked and saw that my father seemed a little hesitant.
He said, "Yuzhen, you are used to children...... What do you do about yourself?"
"What should I do?" asked my mother curiously, "isn't that the same as before? β
But my father replied, "How can it be the same? It was once and is now!"
Ha, I understood at once, it turns out that my dad also has a love for beauty......
But, poor father, I guess you're going to suffer!
Sure enough, my mother said in a loud voice: "Jiang Qingsheng, it turns out that you have always disliked me for being faceless and ugly, haven't you? Finally caught the tail of your old fox, you come here!"
In front of everyone's eyes, the sweat on my father's head came down at once.
He blushed and defended loudly: "How can I have! You can't talk nonsense in front of the children!"
Next, I only heard the old couple come and go, arguing inextricably, this is simply high!
I watched and listened to the steamed buns from the sidelines, and were amused by their unprecedented seriousness and bull bulls, laughing to death.
And in this process, the family members who have the most fun are counting the steamed buns.
She couldn't wait to put the mask on her face, and for a while she changed into Grandpa Tian's amiable appearance with white beard and white hair, and then she became her own parents and other family members who had the closest relationship with him, such as me!
She even transformed her face into a snake's head, a little squirrel, and a little fox with eyebrows, and even transformed herself into Meiqi, Miyuki, and Liu Le!
Hehe, speechless, speechless, now there is a group of little demon fairies in the house, and it is so lively that there is nothing to say.
I didn't even notice that a long time passed, and the dispute between my father and mother ended with my father's soft bow and confession, plus a verbal guarantee to announce the end of the war and strife between the two people.
And it was only at this time that my father suddenly remembered one of the most important things:
"Oh, it's a waste, it's a waste, my little ancestor, I haven't had time to explain it for a while, and you've wasted it so many times for me!"
Dad looked anxious and distressed.
But we still don't understand what he means? What's wrong?
Dad was very depressed and explained that this mask was called "Thousand Illusions", which meant that it actually had a limit on the number of times it could be used.
The manual I just read clearly states that after a thousand transformations, this mask will be completely useless.
"Ahh
The three of us are talking about Dad.
But he still habitually glared at his eyes and said, "Say it early, say it early, did you let me say it?"
Well, it seems that this is not my father's fault alone.
Then my father took off the mask without saying anything, carefully put it in his hand and studied it for a long time, and then said very helplessly: "You little guy really should be spanked! You have changed your face one hundred and thirteen times in just a few years, and it seems that your foolish speed is really rare in the world!"
But the steamed bun said very funny: "Oh, there are so many times left, it's so good!"
This made the whole family angry and funny.
But then I comforted my dad and said don't worry, didn't you just say that your son has a big face?
It's a big deal, I'll ask Uncle Xuanzhen for a few more pairs another day.
"How many more pairs do you want? It's easy to say! I just praised you for being fat, and you really gasped for ......."
My father said to me very dissatisfied: "Okay, you can call me now, and you don't need to say a few big words, you obviously can't finish it;
Oh, how did you turn the target of your anger to me?
I don't want to make a punching bag!
Haha, there's no way, I can only think of a strange trick to solve it for myself in time.
"Okay, I'll call here and ask them to take this lawless little ancestor away......"
Of course, what I'm referring to in this sentence is steamed buns.
Then I ran out with a bang, and then I heard my parents and steamed buns shouting behind me:
You stand still......
Hey, hey, when I'm a fool?
Instead of stopping, I ran faster.
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