Chapter 481: I Am the Legend Untitled Chapter Name
I thought that this would be the end of the matter with my sincere explanation, but it was clear that I was wrong. In some cases, the human imagination is always so rich that it can turn an insignificant child fight into an earth-shattering epic battle. Usually everyone calls this kind of behavior "brain-blowing", and most of them choose to stop it with daily complaints, but it may not always succeed.
Especially when the person with a big brain is also a legendary everyday maker.
So at the moment when I had just finished speaking, Saizeriya held her cheeks and exclaimed loudly with a look of disbelief: "Shenmaββ!? you two are affectionate and enthusiastic on the back of a flying mount in mid-air...... Artificial respiration? Well, I knew that I would have watched it carefully with a telescope, this romantic scene could only be seen in movies before, and it is really rare in reality. β
What the hell is artificial respiration, that thing blows air into other people's mouths, okay? Although it is indeed very popular and expected by young boys and girls as an important event, and it is also a favorite thing for the audience. But after all, it's just a flag event, not a serious benefit, so I think what I did to Lu Yin before was definitely not artificial respiration, but the legendary kiss!
Well, I feel like I'm going to be beaten up as soon as I say it, so forget it.
"What strange scenes are you fantasizing?" I quietly swallowed back the vomit in my brain that I almost blurted out, and looked at Saizeriya speechlessly, "In reality, it's not as romantic and warm as in the movie, and didn't I also say that it was artificial respiration?"
"It's because it's artificial respiration, so I'm more curious about the girl's reaction after this!" said Saria, her hands clenched into fists on her chest, her face full of excitement, and her eyes shining, "Is it that the girl experienced a different throbbing than before, and finally gave up her disguise and accepted Sao Nian wholeheartedly, or did she feel extremely angry and humiliated for this, thinking that Sao Nian was not qualified to treat herself like this at all, and as a result, she fought against him, and the two sides didn't even have to be ordinary friends in the end?" Don't you care about the next development of the two of them?If after a period of time passed after the two broke off their relationship, Sao Nian gave full play to the advantage of the protagonist's aura and was extremely brave to save the girl from the monster that attacked the city, just when the girl with mixed feelings sincerely thanked Sao Nian, and began to wonder if she had done something wrong by refusing without thinking before, and hesitated whether she should make amends, another beautiful girl who seemed to be very close to Sao Nian, and most importantly, had strong strength and very obvious attributes from the sky, suddenly appeared... ... Ah, no. I'm going to see how it unfolds now!"
"Look at your sister, it's true that you should make up for your brain hole!" I stomped my foot hard and scratched wildly, "Why do I suddenly have a feeling of being hit by an arrow in the knee, didn't you really use me as a prototype?"
"How can the prototype of such an important and heroic and handsome male protagonist be your 5 scum?" Saria's words made me burst into tears on the spot, "Defeat a boss-level monster first, and then come and recommend yourself to me." If you succeed, it's okay to ask Miss Ben to get you a character in your novel. β
When I heard this, I was immediately surprised: "Huh. Saria: Do you usually write novels?"
Only then did the short golden red hair realize that he had just said something wrong, and the expression on his face changed from sudden realization to annoyance, and he pounced viciously and grabbed my collar again, gritting his teeth and yelling: "Completely forget what happened just now, otherwise believe it or not, I will use some violent means to force you to lose your memory?"
"What is strong, forced amnesia?"
"Whipping your head with an iron bar, pushing you down a high staircase, throwing flower pots at you from a dozen floors, and so on. Saizeriya had obviously entered some rather strange state, and said lightly with a dark smile, "Don't worry, I'll be very careful not to kill you." β
My tears and nose couldn't help but spurt out on the spot: "Qiaodou sack! What is the trouble with so many strange killing methods to make others lose their memory!? The legendary literary girl can't be so violent, okay! Even the female writer with the attribute of the queen of the S is at most just shaving her loving pet dog with the scissors she carries with her, and you are not afraid of attracting a certain Grim Reaper elementary school student who will never grow up and then causing a murder?"
"Big husband. I can use magic to create all sorts of alibi and annihilate all evidence at the scene. Saizeriya nodded categorically, "And this is a skill that that the elementary school student has practiced for more than 700 episodes and will never learn, because only girls can cultivate it." β
This girl is definitely serious, and I also express my heartfelt feelings to the many young magicians around me who are fortunate to maintain the barrier but have been ignored by Saria...... Egg pain?
"Magic isn't used in this kind of place, is it!?" I said with a grin, grabbing Saria's hands and breaking them off my collar, "Isn't it just that people know you're writing a novel, and I don't see what you're writing to be worthy of?"
Hearing this, Saria gradually regained her composure: "Uh, you're right. In short, this matter is absolutely not allowed to be mentioned in the future. Otherwise, I won't hesitate to kill you!"
Don't worry, my interest is not reading. It's a joke girl, no, it's playing all kinds of games, as long as you don't die and take the initiative to take out the novel, we won't think of such a thing anyway.
Lu Yin had been quietly watching from the side since just now, and when she saw that our conversation was over for the time being, she decisively seized the time to interject: "Na, Zhou Yi Darling." Are you really preparing to add another person to the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace?"
Which of your eyes saw me raiding Saria? I couldn't help but flick it on the double ponytail in annoyance, "There's no such thing." In addition, the Hou (Divine Beast) Palace or something doesn't exist at all, okay!"
"Oh, there's no such thing. Lu Yin repeated in a very meaningful tone. By the way, he also glanced at Saria, "Since there is none, forget it." β
I always feel that Lu Yin's "no" contains many meanings, but don't delve into it.
The battle continued, perhaps God wanted to remind us who had gone too far into our daily routines, and the half-blown blue tentacles suddenly snapped and crashed into the surface of the enchantment. The entire shield shook slightly.
"Now is not the time to talk about that. Seeing this, I hurriedly waved my hand to stop my daily routine, "Saria, your shield doesn't look a little strong, is it because it has been maintained for too long?"
"It's okay, it's going to hold on for now. Saizeriya said as she turned and walked over to her friends, as if ready to help, "After all, most of the monster's attacks have been blocked by fleet fire. But it can't last too long, and fleet-level shields aren't something that can be made up casually. β
In other words, we can only hope that help will arrive? It's definitely not a good idea to wait where you are, but there really is no other way for them to do it, because the outside of the barrier is full of death salutes, and these magicians can't give up their defenses and use powerful spells to attack monsters. If it weren't for the fact that Belloc seemed to be forced by something to get rid of us, it is estimated that Ya would have let the boss trap the fleet in his body for a whole night, and would never have attacked like he is now.
I could only feel helpless about it, after all, it turned out that I couldn't gouge through the monster's body with the Blood Curse Soul Carving Strike, and as for the remaining one that was least likely to succeed, should I try it before it got worse?
Use a sniper rifle to find the boss's weak point and kill it.
After taking a deep breath, I half-crouched down and set up my gun to stabilize my center of gravity. The mid-air was filled with the light of the shield, the lilac mist, all kinds of tentacles, and a large amount of explosive flames, and as for the weakness of the monster, even if I used my mental power to adjust the scope magnification to the maximum before, it only looked the size of a grain of rice, and I wanted to find a grain of rice in such a chaotic scene......
Even if I was in calm mode, I couldn't help but be in a big country for a while.
"How's that, can you find it?" Lu Yin's voice came from my ears, and the girl was so close that I could even feel her breath exhaling, "I really want you to get into the soul, but it seems to be more difficult than reaching the sky." How about we run away before the shield fails, and we can just take that girl named Saizeriya with us, right?"
It was a choice of last resort, and I'm sure the ships in the fleet would torpedo each other before then, and would never let Belloc's plan succeed. It's just that this qiΔ is too grandiose, and I'd love to stop it if I could.
Hell, where the hell is Jessica!? Didn't I tell her to come to the beach to meet?
I'm a little bit embarrassed by killing two bosses in a row, but now I feel a deep sense of powerlessness.,I've never looked forward to getting help from other people like I do now.γ As for the "others", it was no surprise that I had the beautiful figure of Emilina in my mind.
Well, it's impossible for a blonde girl to appear here, and she's still visiting relatives and friends in her hometown at the moment.
I originally thought so, but later facts once again proved my superficiality - it doesn't matter, we will admit such superficiality even if I come a few more times. (To be continued......)