Chapter 55: Gongfa Edition "The Love of People and Ghosts"
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The huge Qiming Hall was empty, and Zhou Ru fell crookedly on the carpet, tossing and turning.
He recalled the sentence "I didn't practice anything when I was three years old" said by the ice-faced beauty of Feixian Mansion, and he was a little confused for a while.
This "Ninety-Nine Chapters Sutra" is obviously a terrible thing to put in Taishang Laojun and Li Jing, but in the heart of the ice beauty, it feels like garbage, and I don't know what is going on?
Time was flying by minute by minute, Zhou Ru didn't pay attention at all, it was getting closer and closer to twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.
The air in the hall is also getting colder and colder, a gust of wind is blowing, and the ghost head on the ghost head door seems to have glanced at Zhou Ru, and on the hideous face, the two miserable green eyes are getting brighter and brighter.
"Ding!"
Like the sound of glass breaking, Zhou Ru turned his head in surprise, his chin almost fell to the ground, and he was about to be scared out!
"Paralysis, what did I see? Sadako? Lady in white? My mother, help!"
The ghost head door creaked and opened a gap, a black light emerged, and it penetrated into the center of the ghost head's eyebrows, and the ghost head with green faces and fangs instantly changed into a cloak, a female ghost dressed in white fluttering, floating and muttering something, grabbed Zhou Ruye's neck, put the head door against Zhou Ruye's head, and the pale lips slammed and printed on Zhou Ruye's lips.
Boom! My mind exploded!
Zhou Ru's soul flew out of the sky, and as soon as his legs were weak, he was about to whine.
Before I died, I was still thinking -- am I the first human to be forced to death by a female ghost?
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This kiss is very deep, at least Zhou Ru feels unprecedented excitement!
(Paralyzed, forgive the protagonist for being young and ignorant, and thinking about being happy before he died, but that's what he did, what can I do.) οΌ
Zhou Ru weirdly stuck out her tongue, pried open the female ghost's teeth, and stirred it in.
Cool!
Soft! Soggy soft!
Slippery! Slippery than lubricant!
Wonderful!
He meowed, before he died, he had a kiss, and Zhou Ru was full of joy when he diedγγγγγ Ahem, no regrets!
Sure enough, the dream came true, and Zhou Ru, who was intoxicated, suddenly felt the pain in his heart, and his tongue was bitten by a female ghost, and it was rotten and bloody.
Could this be the legendary tongue-biting suicide? But no, I'm biting my tongue and killing her! I guess there is no one in the past!
The tongue was under the teeth of the female ghost, struggling hard, and the scarlet blood swirled back and forth in the mouth of one person and one ghost, and the smell of blood was full.
Zhou Ru didn't struggle anymore, this thing made a difficult decision, he had to die anyway, it was better to let me go to heaven fragrantly.
With such a grasp of both hands, he grasped a certain part that was not suitable for children.
At the moment of touching, the female ghost's body was obviously stiff for a moment, and she let out a sigh, suddenly let go of her teeth, and pushed Zhou Ruis away with force.
Kicking and kicking, three big regressions in a row, Zhou Ru directly fell to the ground, and his eyes were instantly dull!
What is the situation, why is the female ghost so big? No, I have to experiment once, and I must not allow a violation of science to happen, at this moment, Zhou Ru felt that it was necessary, put on a white coat, took a magnifying glass, stripped the female ghost naked, threw it in the clinic, and studied it 1,800 times.
However, before he could act, the female ghost's mouth moved slightly, as if she was saying something, and between the lips, black characters were like spirit snakes, which deftly drilled into Zhou Ruye's mind, making him dizzy for a while, and his eyes were full of stars.
Fainted! Zhou Ru fainted! In a daze, he seemed to see the face of a female ghost, peerless, but so pale and bloodless, like a combination of angel and devil, looking at Zhou Ruye's eyes with a hint of complexity.
The ghost door behind him creaked and cracked, and before Zhou Ru fell, he tried to maintain the posture of turning his head, looking at the female ghost who was constantly drifting away, and wanted to reach out and hold her, but he had no strength.
The female ghost was swaying, and the moment she entered the door, she looked back and forgot that Zhou Ru was looking at it, like looking at autumn water, and hit Zhou Ru yes's heart hard, marking it!
In the end, the cold air returned to normal, the gloomy atmosphere was restored to the same as before, and Zhou Ru, who turned his head and fell down, closed his heavy eyes, and his lips were bright red like blood, and there was a dark fragrance remaining.
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The next day, in the evening, another night was coming.
In the Qiming Palace, Zhou Ru sat cross-legged and maintained this posture for a whole day!
His expression was a little dazed, and he replayed the clips of the female ghost appearing from herself, to kissing, and finally looking back like a movie in his mind, and for a while, his heart beat violently.
He couldn't believe it, he had plucked out a lot of leg hair, proving that it wasn't a dream.
"Is she a human or a ghost?"
"Why did she kiss me?"
"She looked at me with a clear look at her lover, which γγγγγγ What the hell is going on?"
A series of questions were like bombs, filling Zhou Ruye's mind and giving him a splitting headache.
He kept checking all the people he had talked to in his life in the past 20 years, but he didn't find a matching face.
It is impossible to find it, because there is no human being who can be so beautiful! It is breathtakingly beautiful!
Ahemγγγγγγ In fact, Zhou Ru has been in love once, and it belongs to the kind of level where he only hugs and holds hands, and does not kiss, like this, he is forcibly kissed as soon as he comes up, in addition to stimulation, it is really rare.
"Alas!"
Sighing softly, Zhou Ru decided not to think about it anymore, he had a feeling that next time, he and the female ghost would meet again.
"When the time comes, the master must be angry and work hard to stage a play "The Love of People and Ghosts", and take her down in one fell swoop, 233333~"
Relaxing his body and mind, Zhou Ru rubbed his swollen mind, and began to think about a scripture in his mind, this scripture is exactly what the female ghost poured into his mind last night, as if it was the broken "Ninety-Nine Chapters Sutra"!
"Seventy-two tricks, thirty-six nodes, hands and feet are in the sky, comprehend the way of aura, turn around, and circulate every dayγγγγγγ β
Understanding, Zhou Ru decided to give it a try according to this exercise to see if he could practice true qi.
Oh, hum, ha, hey!
It's not good, it's a complete defeat!
Except for being able to follow the route of this exercise to go around the spiritual energy for a few big days, so that the spiritual energy in the meridians is full, there is nothing else to gain, let alone practice the true qi!
Zhou Ru was angry and wanted to go crazy, and at the same time was extremely disappointed in his heart.
His depressed and discouraged appearance, if he let Taishang Laojun see it, he can laugh at him to death.
What are you kidding, after practicing a few big weeks, you can cultivate true qi, hehe, the earth has to turn upside down.
It's not a way to lose it for a while, Zhou Ru took out the Qi Condensing Pill from his arms, hesitated for a while, and decided to fight, if it doesn't work, then he can only wash his white butt and prepare to meet the leather whip of the ice hostess.