Thirty-three Monkey Wars (Ask for Collection Recommendation)
Behind the pillar is a green-haired monkey, fiddling with green-haired lice. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I was hurriedly pulling the gun from behind, and the green monkey saw my flashlight and took a picture of it, and it pounced on me with a tooth. The monkey's face has a color-changing function, and at this time it is dressed up with Cao Cao's face.
I didn't have time to sigh at the monkey's changing face, I reached out and slapped it, and my palm hurt and I was scratched out. The monkey missed the catch, jumped backwards, and disappeared behind the stone pillar.
I hurriedly took two steps back with my gun in my hand and circled around the stone pillar, but there was no sign of the monkey. I wondered if it occurred to me that monkeys were the best at climbing, and I looked up.
The sight almost knocked my jaw off, and a withered vine stretched out into the distance. Two monkeys on the vines were grinning at me. It was the first time I had seen a monkey laugh, and although I didn't feel scary, I was scared into a cold sweat.
I raised my hand and shot it. Just as I raised my hand, a monkey flew towards me, and the shot missed, hitting the vines. The vine broke, and another monkey squeaked and fell down.
Without having time to think about it, he pulled the trigger again, and the monkey rolled backwards. I didn't have time to see if I was dead, so I hurriedly ran backwards and shouted "I'm messing with the monkeys, everyone be careful." ”
Not far away, Cong Shuya's roar came, "Smart, come and help." I went into the monkey's den, and when I die, you won't have a daughter-in-law. ”
There were many stone pillars, I didn't know which direction I was running, and I was a little relieved when I loaded the bullets. Distinguish Cong Shuya's voice and run towards the darkness. There are puddles everywhere at my feet, some are shallow, some are half a meter deep, I am a shallow foot, and I don't know how many times I have been a soup chicken, and finally I saw the light of a flashlight in front of me.
When I looked back, the two monkeys behind me were following me from a distance, as if they were playing cat and mouse tricks on me. But Cong Shuya was not optimistic, the flashlight fell to the ground, and a monkey surrounded him as far as the light could see. Cong Shuya didn't know what she was holding in her hand, and she waved it like crazy.
I pulled a flare out of my bag and yelled, "Close your eyes." "The flare emitted a blue light and shot at the monkeys, but I shot it indiscriminately, and it bounced off a stone pillar. Even with my eyes closed, I felt a swelling pain in my eyes. It seemed that the fire was in front of him.
The flare didn't last long, and I closed my eyes and rushed in that direction, and with a pop I fell into the water. As I groped my way up, all that was left of the flare was a blue flame. The place was already very close, and it was only then that I saw that what Cong Shuya was holding in his hand was a monkey, and he turned around and threw the monkey out of a vacuum.
I fired two random shots at the monkeys, and because they were so dense, I wounded several of them. Loaded with bullets and yelled at Cong Shuya, "Throw that thing away." I'm here. ”
It may be that the monkey is afraid of the land seal, and as soon as I came over, the monkey actually dodged far away, jumping to ten meters away from the outer city and making a big circle. Cong Shuya couldn't sit up because she had been spinning for too long, so she lay on the ground and closed her eyes. "It's so useless, I'll get dizzy after two turns, who will want such a mother-in-law in the future. I dragged Cong Shuya aside against the stone pillar. She opened her eyes, but they were still glazed and unable to focus.
I glanced at the monkeys, and it was over, there were twenty of them. There was one in the middle who was swaying and unsteady, and it must have been the one who was stunned by Cong Shuya.
I yelled, "Brother Qiang, Diao Nan, are you okay?" "There is such a group in front of me and Cong Shuya, and I don't know how many of them will appear there. These monkeys are too spiritual, and even if they appear so many at once, even if they are perfect, everyone will be covered in bruises and bruises all over their bodies, and they will be busy for a while.
There was no response for a long time after the roar, only a word came from somewhere from Brother Qiang, and I couldn't hear it clearly because it was too far away.
The whole team didn't get together in the first place, and it was stirred up by the monkeys.
I saw that the monkeys were only besieging and not attacking, and I was also worried about Cong Shuya's situation, so I didn't shoot, but a few gunshots rang out from time to time in the distance. It took her a moment to sit up with her chest on her back, and her face turned sallow.
Cong Shuya looked at this group of monkeys and asked me, "Smart, are we going to be mandarin ducks with the same fate?"
"Who is the same fate as you, I will live a long life full of children and grandchildren. I'm your brother-in-law, don't always use my sister-in-law to seduce me. "The true nature of a man, this is not wrong at all, but I am still thinking about Yu Tianyi in my heart, and I have always been thinking about her.
"Bear's Paw is right, these things are afraid of evil things. It's a good thing you're here, otherwise I'd have been disfigured by now. Cong Shuya was shocked but still thinking about her appearance, maybe this is the difference between men and women.
"Grandma, you should think about how we can escape the clutches of these monkeys. They're going to take you back, but they'll give it to Monkey King as the Lady of the Village. Cong Shuya was fine, and she stood side by side with me with a gun.
"How do I know how to run, do I need to be bullied here by these monkeys if I want to know the way? ”
I'm not angry, "I only protect my women." "Dragged him towards himself, let's move slowly and try, maybe they're afraid of the Escape Seal, maybe they won't attack us again." ”
Cong Shuya's heart is really big enough, she came to me and pouted me with her ass and blushed and said, "You protect me first, if you want me to become your woman, you have to go out." ”
I was really in no mood to flirt with him, so I took a few steps forward. The monkeys, which had been quiet, were in a commotion at this time. The first few turned and stepped back, back in the middle of the monkeys.
As soon as I saw the door, these monkeys took the initiative to keep a certain distance from me. I don't know which direction the gunshots came from in the distance, and the whole space echoed quite loudly. The monkey in front of me was eyeing me again, and I wanted to shoot, but I was afraid of provoking the monkey to fight back, and it became an embarrassing situation for a while.
I asked Cong Shuya, "Can you hit it accurately?" Cong Shuya nodded, "Tell me which one?"
"Whichever one you want, don't strafe, kill one and see how these brutes react. I reminded Cong Shuya. I searched around with a gun in one hand and a flashlight in the other to see if I could find a place to hide.
In fact, I still underestimate Cong Shuya, the posture of holding the gun is very correct, and the shot is relatively accurate when not nervous, a monkey has a few blood holes in his body and falls to the ground, and he can't die anymore.
Hearing the gunshots, the other monkeys scattered and did not attack us. I breathed a sigh of relief, "Where do you say you're going?"
Cong Shuya pointed casually, over there. I know this is the direction of his meng, but I don't have any opinion, let me say that it is also a random point, pointing where to go.
But just as we were about to move in that direction, the monkey suddenly pounced, and I was so frightened that I hurriedly fired two shots and retreated.
"Could it be a monkey nest over there, they won't let us go there. Cong Shuya stepped back, almost lying on her back. The more these monkeys don't let us get close, the more likely they are on the right path, so I said to Cong Shuya, "These beasts don't let us go, which means that we are on the right track, and Bai Ye still has to go." Attention, we have to cross fire, with my gun as the main thing, you have to cover me when I change bullets, I'm very afraid of the monkey's desperate paws. ”
The monkeys seemed anxious in front of us, and when I looked back, they were all standing directly in front of us, apparently trying to stop us from approaching that position.
Since I have already decided, there is nothing to hesitate, I nodded to Cong Shuya, fired two shots in front of me, and did not look at the reload with my head down.
Cong Shuya continued to fire the gun next to me, almost becoming a strafing shot, and I shouted, "You save some bullets, without bullets, our guns might as well burn sticks." Cong Shuya shouted back, "Can I do it if I don't shoot, they rushed up." Ah, get out of the way. ”
I just wanted to count him down, Cong Shuya had already turned his head and ran back, I scolded him for not showing any interest, loaded the gun and looked up, "I'll go, why didn't you say it earlier, you want to murder your brother-in-law?" All the monkeys rushed towards us, only a few rolled on the ground, probably injured just now. As soon as I saw that the tide was gone, I hurriedly pulled out my legs and ran backwards, turning around and shooting at the nearest monkey, and as soon as I turned around with two bullets, my whole face hit the stone pillar. I was in pain and had no thoughts, so I covered my nose and bent down to lie on the ground, as if I had eaten mustard, and all the sour, fragrant, smelly, and fishy smells in my nose were gushing out with pain.
There was a burst of gunfire, and Cong Shuya replaced bullets and recoiled back. I held my nose and looked up, and a monkey was crouching on my lap and looking at me. I was so shocked that I stretched out my foot to kick him away. But how dexterous the monkey was, with the strength of my knees, he actually jumped towards Cong Shuya.
At this time, I reminded that it was too late, and when I picked up the gun and clicked twice, there were no bullets in it. The monkey jumped onto Cong Shuya's back, reaching out its odd paws and grabbing his hair.
Tugging Shuya's hair naturally raised his head, I saw that it was not good, if there was one in front of me, wouldn't it be a direct throat lock. I flew and pounced, and sure enough, just as I thought, a monkey appeared in front of Cong Shuya. Holding Cong Shuya, he rolled on the spot and barely dodged.
My mind went blank and I recklessly pulled two flares out of my backpack, the only two I had. The flare streaked out a red light and landed not far in front of us, and I took Cong Shuya with my back to the light and hid behind the stone pillar.
Just listen to those squeaks and squeaks in the back, and they are running wildly. I stood up and looked at Cong Shuya, and I was happy, "You are trying to seduce your brother-in-law's rhythm, why are you still wearing open clothes." "If it weren't for my rescue, Cong Shuya would not have escaped death, but that monkey's paw actually cut his clothes from his chest to the mouth, and the spring was blooming.
Cong Shuya spat at me with a red face, cut a small piece of rope and tied it around her waist, barely blocking the spring light, "You want to see, go out and let you see enough." Anyway, sooner or later, I don't care about these three days or two days. ”
I reached out and took a look at my clothes, and saw that there was no wound to help him tidy up, "It was really dangerous just now, you almost got your throat cut, do you know?"