Who is 0082 Stinky Monkey?
But Bai Jingjing couldn't help but be speechless when she looked at Chun Thirty Niang, who was beaten back to her original form. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info "Senior sister, how did you make this appearance? Can't you even clean up a few mortals?"
"Okay, don't talk so much nonsense, someone went to my room. You'd better hurry up and help me get back into human form, after all, we'll need them for the rest of the day. ”
Looking at Chun Thirty Niang's anxious look, Bai Jingjing no longer ridiculed. Instead, he said with some curiosity. "Okay, but it's rare to see my senior sister in such a hurry, it's the first time I've seen it. ”
Chun Sanniang was stunned when she heard this, but she did not answer Bai Jingjing's question.
Seeing that Chun Thirty Niang didn't speak, Bai Jingjing no longer spoke, but directly used mana to remove the toxin of Chun Thirty Niang. After all, it's just sweat medicine, but it has been completely removed in just a few breaths.
The return to normal Spring Thirty Niang is no longer delayed, she is afraid that she will be too late to explain to the Supreme Treasure. In an instant, Chun Thirty Niang took Bai Jingjing's hand.
"Let's go~"
As soon as the words came out, the two of them had leaped dozens of meters away. However, in the middle of breathing, the two had already returned to the house through the window.
Just when Chun Thirty Niang was worried about whether the Supreme Treasure had come to pass. Lin Yu, who was late, knocked on the door.
"Is Thirty Niang here? There was a big spider in the gang just now, and I'm afraid that you will have another accident, so I'll come and take a look. ”
Lin Yu, who was worried in his heart, didn't wait for Thirty Niang's reply after all, and directly pushed the door open and walked in.
After entering, Lin Yu was stunned. Seeing the sudden extra person, he opened his mouth and said, "I don't know who this girl is? Why haven't I seen it before?"
At the same time, Bai Jingjing, who heard Lin Yu speak, turned her head. But the moment she turned her head, her face suddenly changed drastically.
"Stinky monkey, why are you here?"
What do you mean by "stinky monkeys?"
"Sun Wukong. ”
"Monkey King?" Lin Yu, who was still confused, didn't know what this girl was talking about.
"Do you think it's enough to become human?"
"What does a person look like?" Okay, Lin Yu at this time has been completely blindfolded.
At this moment, Chun Sanniang, who had not interjected on the side, spoke: "Senior sister, what are you talking about? He is Sun Wukong? But there are no three moles on the soles of his feet?"
Bai Jingjing only remembered at this moment that her Monkey King was dead. So, is Sun Wukong, who doesn't have three moles on the soles of his feet, still Sun Wukong? But she still said, "I don't believe it, let him take off his shoes and show me." ”
Lin Yu frowned when he heard this, and said with some unhappiness: "Isn't this okay!?"
But as soon as he finished speaking, he heard Bai Jingjing shouting: "Get out of here, or I will burn you to death with Samadhi White Bone Fire." ”
"Senior sister, you're over!" After Chun Thirty Niang said this, she turned her head to Lin Yu and said, "Supreme Treasure, don't be afraid, take off your shoes and show her." After taking it off, can I give you a massage?"
Although the machismo in his heart, he told Lin Yu not to take it off. But thinking of the massage technique of Chun Thirty Niang, Lin Yu walked aside very undisciplined and took off his shoes.
Sure enough, as Chun Thirty Niang said, Lin Yu didn't even have a stain on his feet, let alone a mole. Seeing this, Bai Jingjing was dead. But she still didn't say angrily: "It's like something bad, like a dead monkey." ”
Lin Yu was speechless when he heard this. Is it really good for you to say in front of people like this? But a good man who doesn't fight with a woman can only pretend to be stupid and puzzled: "What is a dead monkey? Do I look like a monkey?"
Lin Yu was particularly unconfident when he said this, and he thought of what he looked like when he first crossed over. Isn't that hairy look like a monkey that has not fully evolved?
At this moment, Chun Sanniang had already taken one of Lin Yu's legs, and the comfortable feeling swept Lin Yu's nerves again. A soft groan came from his mouth irrepressibly.
This refreshing scene seemed so dazzling to Bai Jingjing, she said irritably: "Damn, I'll go out for a walk." Hurry up and get done. ”
Huh, Lin Yu looked at Bai Jingjing who walked out of the door in surprise. He didn't understand a little, and he didn't understand how he pinched his feet to hinder this eldest lady.
While Lin Yu was enjoying pinching his feet, Bai Jingjing stared blankly at a piece of jade Jue's thoughts fluttering. It wasn't long after she was born. At the age of eighteen, the stinky monkey agreed to marry her. However, she waited for three years, but she did not see that figure for a long time. That year, she went to the door, but what was waiting for her was the news of her divorce.
At the same time, a bald head was looking at the Axe Gang depressed. He muttered to himself, "I didn't expect it to be a step too late, how can I inform these mortals and save them from disaster?"
On the other side, Lin Yu, who enjoyed the extreme, fell asleep comfortably. But he fell back into a dream.
In the dream, there is still water, a bright moon, a water curtain, a stone platform, and a slippery cave.
"You're back in the Water Curtain Cave again?"
"Water Curtain Cave? Speaking of this, Lin Yu paused, and said again: "Who are you, why do you always bring me here?"
Lin Yu's words fell, and the dreamy voice spoke again: "No one brought you here, it was you who wanted to come back." A person who has been away from home for a long time always wants to go home. ”
Lin Yu didn't believe it at all when he heard this, what was he doing? He had traveled back in time, and his home was on the earth in the 21st century. As for wanting to go home, I'm sorry, I don't have that thought at all, okay?
"I'm sorry, I think you're looking for the wrong person, it's definitely not me you're looking for. So don't bother me anymore, please. ”
At this moment, there seemed to be countless hands grabbing him, which made him panic. But before Lin Yu could resist, he suddenly woke up from his sleep.
Lin Yu looked out the window and suddenly found that it was already dawn. This is Chun Thirty Niang's room? Could it be that they slept together last night? Impossible, how could such a good thing happen? Lin Yu shook his head in disbelief.
Lin Yu looked left and right, and the trace of Chun Thirty Niang did not appear in front of him. This made Lin Yu feel relieved while feeling lost.
"Helper, Helper?......" Hearing this voice, Lin Yu became even more depressed. He opened the window and said unhappily, "Dead blind man, what are you calling the ghost?"
It wasn't until this moment that the blind man not far away saw Lin Yu, but then he felt that something was wrong. This is? This is not Chun Thirty Niang's room? Why is the helper there? Could it be that the helper spent the night there last night? Thinking of this, the blind man's heart was full of pain. At this second, he forgot why he came, and instead sat down on the ground, crying.
Lin Yu looked at the blind man's cry and was even more unhappy. He simply walked out of the room and kicked the blind man who was still crying. After kicking, Lin Yu felt that the whole person was transparent, and he said: "What the hell is going on, I can't say why I still flatten you." ”
Okay, sure enough, the blind man is cheap, and he no longer talks nonsense after being kicked?