No. 202 Rush to travel abroad

On a deserted path, an off-road vehicle is galloping, and there are many stones on the road, which is not easy to walk. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info off-road vehicle was very bumpy, so that the two old men in the car all shouted.

"Slow down! Slow down! Watch my eggs! Oops, if you break my two eggs, I'll kick your balls!"

"Teacher, image! pay attention to the image!" Ji Xiaqiao, who was driving, was very helpless, slowed down the car, and then reminded.

Jiao Zhonglu glared, hugged the egg in his arms tighter, and then said: "Is the image important, or is the egg important?"

Ji Xia Qiao: "Eggs are important ......"

"Isn't that the end of ......?"

The female student stared at the two eggs intently, then humbly asked for advice and asked, "Teacher, do you know what kind of eggs these are?"

Jiao Zhonglu looked at him with some obsession, stroked the eggshell, and said, "If I'm not mistaken, this should be ......"

Bai Shaojun turned his head to look at Jiao Zhonglu and asked, "Do you know what kind of egg this is?"

Ji Xiaqiao patted his ass while driving, "He is worthy of being a teacher, he is well-informed!"

Jiao Zhonglu glanced at Bai Shaojun and said in a solemn tone: "If I'm not mistaken, this should be a new species that has never been discovered before!"

Bai Shaojun: "......"

Schoolgirl: "......"

Ji Xiaqiao: "Yes, when I didn't say it!"

Jiao Zhonglu said happily: "Go back and check the information, if this is really a new species, I have already chosen a name." It's called Jiao's Green Shell XX!"

Bai Shaojun looked at the egg in his arms, and his tone was happy: "Then I will call this Bai's White Shell XX!"

"This time, it will definitely shock the world!"

The two old men have begun to fantasize about standing on the podium of the world's attention, being watched by everyone......

"God! Ji Xiaqiao, drive me slowly! It's really not good, I'll just walk back to the capital!" The fantasy lasted less than a second, and Jiao Zhonglu began to shout loudly again.

"Don't mind, teacher, sit tight!"

......

"I said, you continue to tell that story, what the hell is going on, make it clear, I'm so curious!"

Old man Lin was playing chess and chatting with the second master. While watching the lively Yang Yan, he was stunned. "What's the story?"

The second master touched his beard and said, "Next, we retreated into a catacomb, and then there was a shootout, and I don't know who touched it, so we raised a coffin from the ground, and how could we have time to care about that! And then, the one who stepped on the horse, the thing inside actually got up!"

Old man Lin tugged at the corners of his mouth: "Are you scaring me?

The second master was also full of fear, and said: "That thing is not a person, a big man who is two meters and five meters tall, with white hair all over his body, baring his teeth and grinning, which is scared to death." ”

"So what happened in the end. Yang Yan asked curiously.

"In the end, more than half of the people died, and only a dozen of our 100-person squad escorting supplies came out, and the Japanese devils and others were almost buried in it for burial. The second master's tone was a little cold, and a little hateful.

"How did you get out?" asked Old Man Lin with great interest.

The second master squinted at Old Man Lin and said, "Why are you asking this? What's the matter, do you want to go into the tomb to play?"

"Curious!"

"Among those of us, there is one who understands these things, who can do some Qimen Dunjia technique, found the birth gate, and crawled out of the ground. Picked up a life. ”

Old man Lin sighed: "That's a pity......"

The second master stared at the cow's eyes, and his angry beard was crooked: "Hey, you old immortal, what are you talking about?"

Yang Yan thought thoughtfully, touched his chin, and turned to leave, regardless of the two old men who were going to do it.

A divine thought came out, and Ahri's figure instantly appeared beside Yang Yan.

"Master, what's the matter with finding the slave?"

The voice is soft and glutinous, I don't know when, this Nizi began to be full of charm again. At this moment, he was blinking at Yang Yan with a pair of peach blossom eyes.

Yang Yan didn't see it, because he was used to it.

"Ahem, what's that, you can pack up later, let's travel abroad tomorrow." ”

"Huh, where are you going?"

Ahri didn't react for a while, and he didn't know what Yang Yan meant.

Yang Yan smiled, pinched Ahri's face, and said, "There are some accounts, I have to come back!"

Ahri looked confused, but nodded anyway. "Okay, I'm going to clean up, by the way, do you want to bring a toothbrush?"

Yang Yan thought about it seriously, and then said, "Well, no need, let's go over there and buy a new one." ”

"Oh good, don't bring that clothes or anything, go over there and buy new ones!"

Ahri narrowed her eyes, her eyes full of happiness.

"Yes!"

Yang Yan said that we are not short of money.

"By the way, where did Lin Qingying go, why didn't you see her?" Yang Yan asked.

Ahri replied, "She left the other day, saying that she was going to a meeting, and she seemed to be very tall......"

"Oh, well, did the pig let her take away? I see the pig is gone......

"Yes, the pig was also taken away by her, saying that there was a companion on the way. ”

Yang Yan blinked and asked, "...... pig now?"

Ahri also blinked: "I actually want to ask, why does it keep calling Lin Qingying's mother? Like, it calls you Dad, why is this?"

Yang Yan sweated violently, "How do I know, it may be that she has bigger breasts!"

Ahri suddenly looked resentful, pursed his mouth, looked down, and turned to leave.

Yang Yan wiped his sweat, his ears moved, and then the corners of his mouth grinned. Ahri's muttering was heard.

"Isn't mine very small? Not small, Lin Qingying can't be bigger than me! Besides, how do you know that she's bigger than me? Have you measured it?"

When Ahri disappeared at the top of the stairs, Yang Yan also muttered in a low voice.

"With my eyesight, I don't have to take a second look at 32D and 36D!"

The dog floated out and gave a thumbs up: "Boss, you are so powerful!"

"That's it, let's learn something! You go and investigate, where Zeus's nest is, let's go to him for the first stop, and ask him for an account. ”

Dogan nodded, "Yes, boss!"

The sports car was the first to hear the news and was very excited. At this moment, gear up and get ready to do a big job. At that time, on the battlefield in the capital, it was targeted by many people. It's also a stomach full of anger, and there is nowhere to vent.

Mother Yang looked at Yang Yan while eating apples and laughed. said: "Two people are traveling to a foreign country, going on a honeymoon?"

Father Yang peeled the orange, put it in front of Mother Yang, and said, "Ouch, don't meddle in the affairs between young people!"

"What a nosyman! I call this concern! My son has never been abroad before, I'm not afraid that he will get lost!" Yang's mother glared at Yang's father

"There are planes coming and going, what the hell are you lost?" Father Yang was not to be outdone.

"Okay, okay, what you said makes sense, what, mom will bring you something. Wait a minute!"

"Uh-huh!" replied Yang Yan.